The legendary fate of the female consort will be destined for three lives

Chaoyue woke up early as usual, teasing Donghua who was still sleeping soundly in a good mood.Donghua only felt a tickle on his neck, frowned slightly and slowly opened his eyes, seeing Chaoyue in front of him brushing her hair with her hair, Donghua took Chaoyue's hand and clamped it under his armpit She was not allowed to move any more, and just when she closed her eyes and was about to sleep again, a soft voice came from her ear: "You said that a gentleman is like jade, and a beauty is like jade, so is it true that a gentleman is like jade more, or a beauty is like jade?" some more?"

Donghua frowned and opened his eyes to look at Chaoyue. Can this be compared?

Seeing that Donghua didn't answer, Chaoyue asked again with flickering eyelashes.Donghua was slightly moved by the flickering eyelashes, but still shook his head: "I haven't studied it." Then he closed his eyes again.

Seeing that Donghua was still going to sleep, Chaoyue shook Donghua and whispered softly: "Then get up and study?" If you are satisfied, I will let you sleep.

Donghua really can't laugh or cry, he was in such a good mood early in the morning, if he had known that he would not have answered last night, he was just telling the truth, and he always felt that he had both in his heart, but he never thought about who it was Who is more, who is less.

Donghua said that beauties are like jade, and there are many beauties.Chaoyue also thinks that there are many beauties, but wouldn't it be meaningless to say the same thing? If it is said that the gentleman does not leave the body, it should be that there are many gentlemen.

The two fought evenly, so they decided that they would each write down the four-character words that describe a gentleman as jade or a beauty as jade, and see who can write more. This is fair, otherwise you can't remember every word. I can't tell the number.

There was a piece of letter paper in front of the two of them, Donghua studied the ink, and Chaoyue first mentioned the hair of the autumn rabbit and began to write. Donghua slowly turned his hands to study the ink, and at the same time a smug smile rose from the corner of his lips. It was cheap, after all, he was stepping on the shoulders of a thousand-year-old giant. Seeing that Chaoyue had already written a few, Donghua also picked up his autumn hair and dipped it in ink to write on the letterhead in front of him.

Donghua only writes a few words per page and the words are randomly listed on the paper. After a while, he has written a few pages eloquently, but Chaoyue has one word per line, neatly.Donghua wanted to stop writing, but seeing that Chaoyue was still writing, he wrote two more. He secretly glanced at Chaoyue while writing.

Chaoyue stopped writing as if she was thinking about it, but Xiang'er's voice came from outside the hall, and Chaoyue let Xiang'er in in response, so she also stopped writing and stopped writing.He picked up the two pages of letterhead in his hand and said, "For now, let's compare."

Xiang'er came in and saw that Chaoyue had no intention of dressing up, so she stood aside to see what the two of them were writing.

Donghua also picked up the letterhead in his hand and stood side by side with Chaoyue's, only to see that Donghua's handwriting was flamboyant, chic and smooth, while Chaoyue's handwriting was neat and neat but strong.

Chaoyue took Donghua's hands one by one and looked over:

Ice muscle, jade bone, jade clean, ice, pity, fragrance, jade powder makeup, jade carving, golden boy and jade girl, golden branches and jade leaves, golden phase jade quality, golden wind, jade dew, small family jasper

Like a flower, it looks like a jade. It looks like a jade, and it looks like a jade.

Nephrite jade is warm and fragrant, leaning on jade, snuggling with fragrance, stealing jade, stealing fragrance, playing jade, blowing flute, Song Yu, east wall

Chaoyue frowned slightly when she saw the last few people leaning on jade for incense, stealing jade for incense, and playing jade for flute: "What are you thinking about..."

Donghua naturally knew which words Chaoyue saw, and only had a sly smile in his eyes. If it was serious, it would be a shame, and then he looked down at Chaoyue's writing:

The face is like a crown of jade, muddy gold and uncut jade is surrounded by brown and pregnant jade, golden friends, jade, Kunjiao, and reeds leaning on jade, golden mouth and jade words, golden sound, jade color, golden appearance, jade reflecting the quality of gold and jade

Refined gold good jade Lantian raw jade guards the body like jade Xie Tinglan jade cleansing pine chastity Zhilan jade tree Huaizhu Yunyu horizontal gold dragging jade and jade Qiang gold

Kunshan's Jade Pillar Holds the Sky, Kun Jade Autumn Frost Holds Yu Huaiyu, Rhinoceros Skull, Jade Cheek, Drunken Jade Mountain

Chaoyue's writing was all serious, Donghua couldn't help raising his eyebrows: "Of course you write about gentlemen, you are all frank and open." But while counting and seeing the back, he suddenly realized that something was wrong. Why was it 24? He clearly counted secretly just now There are 23 of them.Chaoyue wrote neatly, so he could tell how many he had written by looking at it roughly.

Seeing this place, Xiang'er finally knew that these two people were so excited to compare and write poems here early in the morning. I am afraid that there is no such couple in the world.

I saw Donghua frowned after reading it and said: "You don't count, guarding yourself like a jade is obviously talking about women."

Chaoyue knew that she had already won by writing one more than Donghua, so she raised her head and said, "Why don't you count, who said that a gentleman can't keep his body like a jade? Besides, let's not talk about your rascal words, what about Song Yu Dongqiang?" Can it be forgotten? Song Yu is obviously a man, even if he uses it to borrow fingers, he still looks like Song Yu, and if he wants to use it, I will use it." Chaoyue wanted to say it was a dirty word, but Xiang'er was still on the sidelines and changed it casually The word rogue was added.

Donghua was dissatisfied: "Why can't it be forgotten? This word doesn't just refer to Song Yu, but refers to a beautiful and affectionate woman, just like I am Song Yu, and you are the son of a beautiful boss. The east wall has been watching me for three years, isn't it still you?"

Chaoyue snorted softly: "Who would stand on the east wall and spy on you, a disciple..."

Donghua didn't take it seriously, raised his eyebrows and said solemnly: "Deng Tuzi married an ugly woman, and I married the son of the master's family. If you increase it by one point, it will be too long, if you subtract one point, it will be too short, and if you put powder on it, it will be too white. Shi Zhu is too red, his eyebrows are like emerald feathers, his muscles are like white snow, his waist is like a bunch of plains, his teeth are like shells, and he will charm Yangcheng with a sweet smile." Donghua shook his head triumphantly as he said.

Xiang'er hasn't seen enough of the excitement yet, but the morning bell has already rang, and the two of them were only interested in flirting and swearing, thinking they didn't hear it, Xiang'er could only giggle and urge slightly: "Let Xiang'er Dress up for His Majesty, don't miss the morning court."

Chaoyue smiled like a flower at what Donghua said, looked at the sky outside the window and nodded, then picked up the pen and crossed out the last few words Donghua wrote: "You can't count these few." Then she put down the pen and pointed at Donghua He raised his head and went to the bronze mirror to dress up.

Seeing that what he had written had been crossed out, Donghua stepped forward to pick up a pen and also crossed out Chaoyue's writing like a jade: "Then you can't count it, Yujie Songzhen, gentlemen and beauties can say it, and you can't count it, Jinkou Yuyan is clear It’s about the emperor, so it doesn’t count.” In the blink of an eye, four or five of them were crossed out by Donghua.

Chaoyue was dissatisfied, and turned his head: "Jinkou Yuyan refers to the emperor, but is the emperor not a gentleman?"

Donghua still shook his head with a smile: "Did you speak golden words? Are you a beauty or a gentleman?"

Chaoyue was annoyed: "Little man... Deng Tuzi..."

Xiang'er was already laughing so hard that she couldn't even hold the wooden comb in her hand steadily. If she could do this every morning, then this combing was really done to the extreme.

After the early court was over, Donghua returned to the Zichen Palace with Chaoyue.Xiang'er picked out a pot of West Lake Dragon Well tea from this year's new tribute spring tea and was walking into the hall when she heard Chaoyue say: "If you insist on counting the "Song Yu East Wall", then I will add "Bo Yuzhi" No. "The two people actually refused to give in to each other, and they haven't separated yet.

Xiang'er was making tea for the two of them, and it was reported outside the door that Dr. Zhong Taiyi would see him.Now it's all right, there is one more person to watch the fun.

The two knew it was Baicao and did not shy away from it. As soon as Baicao entered the palace gate, they saw that they were holding several letterheads in one hand, and grabbing the letterheads in the other's hand with a pen in the other hand. They were about to salute, but no one paid any attention to themselves.After a while, Chaoyue put down Qiuhao in her hand and ordered Xiang'er to pour tea for Baicao. Baicao hurriedly thanked her and prepared to salute, but Donghua waved her hand: "Why are you here?"

Baicao was taken aback by this question: "As usual, I will ask for His Majesty's pulse." After Baicao finished speaking, she glared at Donghua. Could it be that I didn't accidentally disturb your good mood?

Donghua felt that time was passing by, and it was time to ask for his pulse again, so he asked Xiang'er to go down to rest, and let Baicao also taste the new tribute spring tea by the way.Baicao first examined Chaoyue carefully, and after her pulse was confirmed, there was nothing unusual before she picked up the teacup.

Tasted a few mouthfuls of herbs and asked: "Senior brother hasn't seen it for a long time, how about I help senior brother take a look today?"

Donghua waved his hand and said no, but Chaoyue insisted, so Baicao felt the pulse for Donghua. Seeing that both of them were radiant, Baicao couldn't help asking curiously: "Senior brother, I heard that you said in the court two days ago that you were going to lead the army." Going out? Now you have made up your mind?" If the senior brother wants to go out, he will definitely not be able to escape and must go with him.

Donghua thought that this matter should indeed be known to Baicao, so he briefly talked about his plan except for the detailed formation of troops, and told Baicao that many details had not yet been decided.

Naturally, Baicao knew it well, and only then did she look at Chaoyue at this moment to know why she looked so good, even full of spring breeze.

The three of them were drinking tea and whispering, when suddenly news came from outside the door.

Chaoyue took it and unfolded it, and the spring breeze on the face disappeared without a trace.

Seeing this, Donghua hurriedly asked, "But what happened?"

Seeing that Chaoyue didn't answer, Baicao thought it was inconvenient to talk about important matters of the military and the country, so she wanted to get up and leave.Unexpectedly, Chaoyue said coldly: "Sit down first, don't leave."

This sentence made Baicao's heart pounding. Recently, he had been staying in the Tai Hospital honestly, looking at Donghua, as if he was asking if his senior brother had caused some trouble again?

Donghua also approached Chaoyue with a confused face and asked, "What's the matter?"

Looking at the letter in his hand, Chaoyue lowered his head and said, "The Khan of Huihe has been silently delaying his return to the west, and his younger brother has made great efforts to succeed him."

Donghua was slightly startled when he heard that, that's right, just a little startled, Donghua knew that this bone power silently delayed his succession for a short time, so he never took him seriously, but he didn't expect this violent Huihe prince to be so short-lived .

Baicao was still puzzled when she heard this, one Huihe prince died and another Huihe prince succeeded, but what does this have to do with her?

Donghua knew that there were more than that in the letter, and still waited for Chaoyue to continue. Chaoyue paused and continued: "The Huihe Xinhan succeeded to the throne and sent envoys to congratulate the Tang Dynasty."

Donghua nodded: "Well, it should be so." Nothing surprising.

Chaoyue looked up at Donghua: "You know this envoy."

Donghua was startled: "I know? How can I know some Huihe envoys?" Although he had fought a battle with Huihe, since ancient times, the two countries have not killed the envoys, and it has never been the envoy's business.

But Chaoyue gritted her teeth and said, "Princess Huihe Guli Nasha, don't you know him?"

Donghua was finally startled: "That savage princess? What is she doing here?!"

Baicao's complexion also changed when he heard this, now he finally knew why he was left behind, and indeed it was his brother who caused the trouble again, although the trouble was caused thousands of miles away, but at this moment he found the door of his house.

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"Dengtuzi Lustful Fu"

Song Yu

The doctor Deng Tuzi served the king of Chu, and he shorted Song Yu and said: "Yu is a leisurely and beautiful person, with a lot of soft words and a lustful nature. I hope the king will not come and go with you in the harem."

Wang asked Song Yu in the words of Deng's apprentice.Yu said: "The body is leisurely and beautiful, and what you receive is from the sky; if you talk a lot, what you learn is from the teacher; as for lust, there is no minister." Wang said: "I don't like lust, so do you talk about it? If you talk about it, stop it." , If you don’t say anything, you will retreat.”

Yu said: "There is no more beautiful person in the world than the state of Chu, the most beautiful person in the state of Chu is the minister, and the most beautiful person in the minister is the son of the master's family. The son of the master's family, if you increase it by one point, it will be too long, and if it is reduced by one point, it will be too short; It is too white, Shi Zhu is too red; eyebrows are like emerald feathers, muscles are like white snow; Yes. Dengtu Zi is not the same: his wife has unkempt head and swollen ears, her lips are pierced with teeth, she walks sideways, and she has scabies and hemorrhoids. Deng Tuzi is pleased with it, so that he has five sons. Whoever is the king who checks it is a womanizer. "