Cat Dressed as a Male Lead [Transmigration Book]

Shi Xiuzhuo didn't know that his kitten had ulterior motives.

The fluffy little dumpling came to his door by himself, so he naturally wouldn't refuse.

Shi Xiuzhuo lay on the bed, stretched out his hand, and hugged the kitten into his arms.

"Marshmallow, why are you so clingy?"

Not the slightest bit of disgust, but a little proud tone.As a feces shoveler, it is an honor to be loved by cats and take the initiative to send them to the door to accompany the bed and ask for their hair~

"Meow~"

The kitten meowed softly and rubbed against the man's arms.

He lay down on the bed with his four paws facing the sky, revealing his fluffy white belly.

As usual, Shi Xiuzhuo rubbed the kitten's belly, and the kitten made a "grunt" sound.

Comfortable, meow~

Xiaotuanzi went out hunting today, and when he came back, he concentrated on meditating. He was already exhausted.He closed his eyes and soon fell asleep.

Shi Xiuzhuo covered Xiaotuanzi with a thin quilt and turned off the desk lamp.

Good night, Marshmallow.

The dream was full of strange things, and Shi Xiuzhuo's consciousness was chaotic and in a trance.

In the dream, Shi Xiuzhuo was lying on the endless prairie, the sky was clear blue.The white clouds are white and flawless, and each one is in the shape of a cute cat, as if there are countless cotton candy floating in the air.

Everything looked so beautiful, but suddenly, the situation changed.Dark clouds gather and cover the sky.It was so dark that the clouds in the sky seemed to be overwhelmed, and fell down, crushing the man on the grass.

Feeling hot and stuffy, short of breath...

Shi Xiuzhuo suddenly woke up from the dream, but found that the heavy and stuffy feeling was not a dream.

He raised his hand, grabbed the kitten on his face, and caught Xiaotuanzi down.

"Marshmallow..." Shi Xiuzhuo gritted his teeth, "You little cat, do you want to murder?"

He pretended to be annoyed, hugged Xiaotuanzi with one arm, and patted his buttocks a few times with the other hand.

Marshmallow was stunned: "Meow?"

why are you mad?

Didn't you like to bury my stomach yesterday, and you gave me a bowl of cat food as a reward.Why did you suddenly turn your back on the cat? Do you dislike me for being too edible and don't want to give me extra meals? !

"Meow meow meow!"

Xiaotuanzi stomped his feet angrily.

Men are big hoofs who love the new and dislike the old, so they won't hurt cats so soon!

Shi Xiuzhuo put the dumpling into his arms, rubbed it a few times, and said in a helpless tone.

"It's obvious that you did something wrong, but you still got angry? Fortunately, I woke up, or I was suffocated to death by you?"

Hearing this, the originally fierce Tuanzi suddenly softened: "Meow..."

No, don't want you to die...

The little cat huddled together, feeling unspeakably guilty.

Seeing this little kitten curled up into a ball, with its tail on its pillow, and "meowing" in a low voice, Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't laugh or cry.

"Marshmallow, what are you thinking, your mood has changed too quickly?"

Shi Xiuzhuo knew that the cat was ignorant, so naturally he would not blame him.

He got up and went back to the cat room with Xiaotuanzi in his arms.At this point, it's time for Xiaotuanzi to eat.

On the floor of the cat's room, there were already three bowls full of cat food.

Shi Xiuzhuo squatted down and let go of the kitten.

However, Marshmallow didn't rush towards the food as before, but stretched out its claws, along the man's trouser legs, and crawled into the man's arms to rub and rub.

"Meow~"

I didn't want you to die, really...

"Marshmallow, you're really getting clingier." Shi Xiuzhuo said that the kitten was delicate, but he couldn't help stretching out his hand and scratching the kitten's chin.

Sticky cutie~

"Meow~"

One person and one cat were sticking together, and the veterinarian came in.

"Boss, the kitten has been here for a while now, do you want to weigh it and record its growth data?"

The pet doctor was doing nothing in the villa every day. He always felt that he was going to be fired sooner or later, so he came over to take the initiative to work.

"Ah."

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his hand, scratched the little cat's chin, and put him in front of the food bowl.

"Let's test it later. It's probably quite hungry after sleeping for so long. After he eats so much cat food and weighs heavily, he won't be able to measure it accurately."

Pet doctor: "..."

In fact, it is good to weigh now.But the boss doesn't want his cat to starve, so wait.

The pet doctor stared at the three bowls of cat food with a subtle expression.

"Marshmallow has eaten three bowls of cat food, and it's been a while. Almost, it can be changed to only two bowls per meal."

Kittens are different from humans in that they do not eat three meals a day, but n meals a day.I eat three bowls in one meal, each bowl is not small, the appetite is simply shocking!

Shi Xiuzhuo frowned slightly: "I see, the next meal will be changed to two bowls. Are you sure this amount is normal? I ate 5 bowls of marshmallows before, and it was fine. There is no problem."

"Quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes. Back then, Yu Qinwen fed marshmallows with low-quality food, and marshmallows didn't cause seizures right after eating them. Humans suffer from overeating, obesity, and various diseases. Cats are weaker than humans..."

The pet doctor painstakingly persuaded him.

In fact, he thinks the cat Marshmallow is terribly weird!He is extremely smart, wise and close to a demon, and eats more than adult cats at a young age!He was curious as to why this group hadn't died yet!

Marshmallow listened to the whole process, and her mood plummeted to freezing point.

Well, he said that the family was so rich that they threw a big celebration banquet, but they had no money to feed him!Five bowls of cat food turned into three bowls, which is already very miserable, but he still has to keep deducting his cat food...

The delicious food is still in front of me, and I have eaten less than half of it, but the kitten has no desire or desire to eat at all.

"Meow!"

You rascal, eat me!

Shi Xiuzhuo was sitting on the carpet, watching the kittens eat, so the pet doctor could only squat down and talk to him.This gave the short little dumpling a good chance.

The white cat jumped up like a young athlete.He showed his sharp nails, and scratched the pet doctor's shoulder fiercely!

If it wasn't covered by clothes, the veterinarian probably would have broken the skin and bleed.

"what!!!"

The veterinarian screamed fiercely in fright, and ran away without even thinking about it.He just squatted there.His brain was dead, he completely forgot to stand up, but used his hands and feet, rolled and crawled, desperately fleeing the room!

The kitten scratched the man's back with another paw.

"Marshmallow!"

Shi Xiuzhuo stretched out his hand, and hugged the little cat standing on the pet doctor's back, trying to make a fortune.

"Meow meow meow……"

Let go of this cat, this cat will kill him!

"Marshmallow, stop making trouble. It's fine, why are you beating someone?" Shi Xiuzhuo pressed the marshmallow on his lap and rubbed his belly.

"That's a pet doctor who will give you a physical examination and make sure you're healthy. He's not a bad guy..."

"Meow meow meow……"

The little cat was still cursing, and the mustache was shaking with anger.

If you don't call him a bad person by deducting his food, then what is a bad person? !Conscientious thing, this cat must kill him!

Marshmallow straightened up, wanting to jump out and chase down the pet doctor.However, he was immediately held down again by Shi Xiuzhuo's generous palm, and he strove frantically.

"Marshmallow, be good~"

The man coaxed the cat softly, but it didn't have much effect.

The little cat struggled hard, straightened up again and again, and was caught back again and again.Finally, it finally gave up.

Xiaotuanzi lay softly on the man's lap, with her limbs spread out and her tail drooping.The fluffy cat's face is full of lovelessness.

Shi Xiuzhuo was puzzled: "It's all right, what's wrong?"

Seeing that the kitten had calmed down, he put the little dumpling in front of the cat food bowl.

The little kitten buried its head, gnawed the rest of the cat food "bajibaji", then opened its paws and pretended to go for a walk.

Shi Xiuzhuo thought the matter was over, so he picked up the kitten and took him to the courtyard to play.

The kitten who used to like to harm flowers and plants ran to a big rock.He sticks out his nails and grinds and grinds.

That little patient and focused appearance seemed to be forging some kind of sword!

Shi Xiuzhuo's eyelids twitched.

The dog raised by a friend also has the habit of grinding its paws, but it is quite obedient.it should be no problem?

"Do cats even have a rebellious period?"

Shi Xiuzhuo gently stroked the kitten with a gentle expression.

My own marshmallows are still very good. Grinding claws should be just an instinct passed down in the genes, a skill prepared for catching mice...

Not long after, the pet doctor passed by the courtyard.

"Meow!"

It's another chicken and dog jump!

Fortunately, the pet doctor changed into a long-sleeved top and trousers for fear of being scratched for the physical examination later, and was not scratched.

Shi Xiuzhuo hugged Xiaotuanzi and shackled him tightly in his arms.

He apologized to the pet doctor on behalf of the kitten, paid compensation, and then fired the other party.

"Marshmallow, you don't like that veterinarian, do you?"

Shi Xiuzhuo nodded the kitty's nose.

"Meow~"

The tender and soft cry, so cute as hell.

"It's okay, I've already fired him. When the time comes, I'll get you a new veterinarian." Shi Xiuzhuo rubbed the kitten's head and comforted him patiently.

Although the kitten scratched people crazily today, it was only aimed at the pet doctor.When he stepped forward to stop him, the little cat didn't bite him or scratch him.

It stands to reason that there should be no hatred between marshmallows and pet doctors.After all, one of the security tasks in the monitoring room is to keep an eye on Marshmallow's whereabouts.If the vet did something to the marshmallow, the security guard would report it to him immediately.

If there is no grievance, then it could only be a discord in the aura... just change to a doctor with a high affinity for pets.

"Meow~" Cotton Candy curled its claws and hooked the hand of Gou Shi Xiu Zhuo.

That villain is gone, can you restore five bowls of cat food to me in the future?

However, communication fails.

At the next meal, the little kitten almost closed itself in the face of two bowls full of cat food!

"Meow~"

The cry is sad and mournful, as if singing Dou E's injustice.

At this moment, Shi Xiuzhuo has gone back to the company to deal with business and is not at home.

Marshmallow sadly finished eating the cat food, raised her paw, and stroked her belly.

[-]% full, want more...

The clever little cat quickly remembered Shi Xiuzhuo going to the storage room to get cat food for him.He quickly slipped out of the room and headed straight for the storage room.

There are a lot of things in the storage room, because most of the servants work during the day, the door of this room is directly open, which is convenient for the servants to get in and out to get various tools.

The kitten slipped in directly and walked to a cabinet.The cabinet has two doors. There is a round handle on the door. Hold the handle and pull it back to open the cabinet.

The kitten jumped up lightly and bit the round handle.He stood on the ground with his two hind paws, moved his feet backwards, and the cabinet was opened like this.

Marshmallow opened its mouth, grabbed a package of intact cat food, raised its claws and closed the cabinet.

"Meow~"

Got it~

In the future, he can add meals by himself and continue to eat~

The little kitten picked up the bag of cat food, ran upside down with its four paws, and happily ran to its own room, flicking its tail~

That cheerful appearance seems to have captured the whole world~

The security guards in the monitoring room: "..."