Cat Dressed as a Male Lead [Transmigration Book]

The kitten rubbed and rubbed in the man's arms, meowing softly, so sweet as hell.

Meow, the outside world is so scary!

Those guys who kidnap goblins are so scary, even the goblin's friends will be captured and killed...

Xiaotuanzi trembled, but his mood gradually stabilized under Shi Xiuzhuo's gentle soothing voice.

"Marshmallow, do you want to eat?"

"Meow~"

Yes!

Xiaotuanzi stretched out her claws and rubbed her belly.I was so scared that I didn't even notice that my stomach was already flattened by hunger...

Shi Xiuzhuo took the kitten back to the cat room and put it on the soft carpet.

The little kitty lowered its head and began to eat its meal.He devoured it hungrily, as if he had been reincarnated from starvation.

Shixiu Zhuo couldn't help but raised his hand and gently nodded his head.

"Now I know I'm hungry? No matter how coaxed I didn't eat just now..."

Hearing this, the little cat turned around silently and pointed its butt in Shi Xiuzhuo's direction.

The cat is scared, okay, it’s too scared to eat!

Shi Xiuzhuo was not annoyed, but gently rubbed the kitten's tail.

The butler stood aside, looking a little embarrassed, not knowing what to say.

Shi Xiuzhuo touched the cat for a while and then let go, not disturbing the little cat to eat.He turned around and raised his eyes: "What happened to the cotton candy? I came back just now, and he seemed very scared, and he kept drilling into my arms."

It stands to reason that the home should be safe and there is no threat.Marshmallow shouldn't be surprised...

The housekeeper's face was a bit strange: "I was watching a TV series, and Marshmallow ran to the sofa to watch the drama with me. The TV show was about a fox demon being captured and studied, but there was no bloody content in the picture. But Marshmallow I don't know why, but I suddenly trembled with fright, and didn't even eat my meal..."

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows.

The butler hesitated again and again, faltering and hawing, and finally expressed his inner thoughts.

"Master, do you think Cotton Candy is a demon cat who can understand human speech. Otherwise, why would it be so scared?"

The little cat, who was burying its head in eating, froze.

Shi Xiuzhuo frowned slightly: "Cotton Candy is indeed very smart, but... Butler, you should watch those weird TV dramas less. Don't be too superstitious, I guess Cotton Candy was scared to death when she saw the fox being tied up , after all, foxes have fluffy tails and ears too."

"So that's the case. Young master, once you say it, I will understand."

The butler suddenly understood and didn't think about it any more.

It's not that Shixiu Zhuo is stupid, but the existence of the system and goblins is completely beyond his cognition.Marshmallow can open doors, pretend to be lame, and is very smart.But Shi Xiuzhuo used to attract cats often, and he also knows that some smart cats can do this.

The speed of the little cat's eating slowed down, and its fluffy ears were erected, eavesdropping on something, like a spy.

After confirming that Shi Xiuzhuo was not suspicious, the little cat finally breathed a sigh of relief.

His status as a fairy will bring him a lot of trouble, and even affect the people around him.

"System, what should I do? I still want to transform into a human form to earn money to buy cat food!"

The little kitten was full, and collapsed on the ground, with its feet in the air.

System: "You can secretly go out to make money without telling Shi Zhuo. If you want to integrate into human society, you first need an identity. I will help you hack into the database and create one."

"Besides the issue of identity, you also need to prepare money and clothes."

Shi Xiuzhuo picked up the kitten and put him on his lap.He gently rubbed the kitten's soft belly with a smile in his eyes.

"Marshmallow, can't you eat so much?"

Today the kitty was frightened and turned into a shivering ball.Shi Xiuzhuo was so distressed that he naturally didn't limit Xiaotuanzi's appetite.

Without restraint, this cat will naturally eat itself into a ball again.

"Meow~"

The little cat meowed softly, pretending to be obedient.

In fact, this naughty and clever cat is planning something.

For money or something, he can pawn some valuables in the cat room.Wait for the money to be redeemed.

As for clothes...

The little cat couldn't help it, meowing.

"Meow meow meow~"

Shi Xiuzhuo, do you mind if I borrow your clothes?

"Meowing meowing non-stop, Marshmallow, you cat, you are really happy when you are full..."

"Meow meow meow~"

If you don't deny it, I'll take it as your default~

Two people whose brain circuits are not on the same line have reached a pleasant communication in this way~

In order to get Shi Xiuzhuo's clothes, the little kitten was so obedient, he lay flat and let it be touched, and even licked Shi Xiuzhuo's hand affectionately.

"So nice."

Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't bear it, and sucked the cat in his stomach.

Fluffy, warm dumplings... so cute!

In the blink of an eye, it was time to go to bed. Shi Xiuzhuo put down the kitten and walked back to the bedroom.

The little cat spread its four paws and followed Shi Xiuzhuo's buttocks, all the way into the bedroom.

Shi Xiuzhuo turned around and was about to close the door, only to find this soft kitten.

"Marshmallow, do you want to sleep with me tonight?" Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows.

"Meow~"

The little cat meowed and ran into the room with small steps.

To Shi Xiuzhuo's surprise, the little cat didn't run to the bed, but came to the closet.

He raised a furry paw and slapped it on the wardrobe: "Meow~"

open the cabinet~

Help me open the closet~

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows: "Do you want to see what's in the closet?"

"Meow~"

The little cat raised its head and looked at Shi Xiuzhuo expectantly, hoping that the man in front of him could help him.

"If you want to see it, open it yourself. Cotton candy, I remember, you may have done it." Shi Xiuzhuo curled his lips and set a problem for the kitten.

The handle of this cabinet is relatively high, and it is still the kind of vertical handle. It is not easy to grasp it, let alone open it.

The little cat looked up and looked at the handle.

...difficulty of hell level!

Let the fat cat open this kind of cabinet door, Shi Xiuzhuo, won't your conscience hurt? !

The little kitten stared round, feeling wronged: "Meow ~"

The voice is soft, sweet and greasy, very pitiful.

The corners of Shi Xiuzhuo's lips curled up slightly, watching the little cat begging for help.The man waited and watched maliciously for a while, because he felt that the aggrieved look of the kitten was also very cute.

Finally, the man took a step forward, walked over, opened the closet door,

"Little ancestor, are you satisfied?"

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows, "If you don't open the cupboard door for you, you will just meow meow, as if you were bullied by someone. Cotton Candy, you said that you are acting like a kid in the mall and asking your parents to buy lollipops What's the difference?"

"Meow~"

Shi Xiuzhuo's answer was a hairy cat's butt.

Shi Xiuzhuo: "..."

Every time this little cat loses his temper, he points his ass at him and ignores people.

Of course, the kitten is not very angry.

His attention was attracted by the clothes on the wardrobe.

If you're not going to work, you don't need a suit.Well, this long-sleeved white shirt is nice, that's it!

The little cat took a step back, jumped lightly, and jumped onto the shirt that was lying there, and was about to run away with it in its mouth.

Shi Xiuzhuo: "..."

The kitten was holding a shirt that was longer than it, and the clothes fell apart after a few steps.The little cat accidentally stepped on the clothes and instantly "slapped"~

The kitten fell down, and the whole dumpling lay on the clothes.

Let alone that cute little appearance.

Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't help laughing, picked up the kitten, and picked up the shirt on the ground.

"Marshmallow, where are you taking my clothes?"

"Meow meow meow……"

No no no, this is not your clothes, this clothes belong to the cat.I just asked, don't try to go back on it~

Shixiu Zhuo could not understand his cat language, so he picked up the clothes and put them aside for the servant to wash them tomorrow.

"Marshmallow, clothes are not toys, you can't mess around with them."

"Meow meow meow!"

Marshmallow stretched out its claws and poked towards the direction of the clothes, as if trying to hold back something.

Shi Xiuzhuo didn't indulge the little cat, after all he was worried that the little cat would ruin all the clothes if he let it go.

"Meow~"

don't take my clothes...

Shi Xiuzhuo couldn't bear to look at this grievance, but think about the kitten's sharp claws and small but powerful teeth...

Shi Xiuzhuo turned around and picked up his clothes again.

"Meow~"

The little cat's eyes lit up.

Shi Xiuzhuo opened the bathroom door and threw the clothes into the laundry basket.

Marshmallow:"……"

Shi Xiuzhuo closed the bathroom door and went to bed with the kitten.

"Okay, Marshmallow, go to bed early. I'll play new games with you when I'm free on the weekend."

The kitten hugged tightly by the man: "..."

Do not! ! !

Why don't you give me clothes, do you want your kitty to go naked in the street? !

The little cat was very depressed and wanted to vomit blood.

Before Shi Xiuzhuo's birthday, many people gave him presents.Among them is a golden bell. When the time comes to pawn, he can buy a lot of things, including clothes of course.

But... going out on the street with bare buttocks, I'm afraid I'll be arrested before I reach the pawn shop!

The little cat was very frustrated, flattened his mouth, and fell asleep with resentment.

If Shi Xiuzhuo refuses to give it, then steal it~

He only wears it once, and when he buys new clothes, he returns them right away~

Thinking of this, the kitty finally fell asleep peacefully.

The next day, Shi Xiuzhuo called the housekeeper.

"Cotton Candy has suddenly become interested in my clothes for some reason. This kitty's teeth and paws are not covered. When the time comes, let people pay attention to Cotton Candy, and don't let him fiddle with my clothes."

The closet is so difficult to open, the little cat probably has nothing to do.But the clothes drying in the yard...

The housekeeper was stunned for a moment: "Master, I think Cotton Candy was quite scared yesterday. Maybe he just wanted to find some of your things and take them back to the den. After all, you can't accompany it when you're at work..."

Hearing what the housekeeper said, Shi Xiuzhuo felt that it made sense.

"Meow~"

That's right!

I think about people when I see things, I don't want to sneak through them!

Shi Xiuzhuo picked up Xiaotuanzi at his feet and came to the closet.

"Come on, you can choose whichever you want."

"Meow~"

The kitten happily jumped into the closet and picked up a long-sleeved shirt.

Shi Xiuzhuo took the shirt over: "I'll put it in your nest later."

"Meow~"

The little cat happily picked up a pair of casual trousers, Shi Xiuzhuo took it, and waited quietly.

This scene seems to be taking the little cat to some hypermarket, the little cat is shopping, and Shi Xiuzhuo is carrying the bag for him.

No matter how many kittens there are, Shi Xiuzhuo has no objection.

The third piece of clothing Marshmallow chose was a pair of men's underwear.

Seeing that the kitten lowered its head and was about to pick up the clothes, Shi Xiuzhuo quickly reached out and grabbed the kitten into his arms forcibly.

"Okay. Cotton Candy, you've already picked out two clothes. That's enough. I'll send the clothes to your den now."

Kitten: "Meow..."

Not enough, I still need a pair of underwear!

The system laughed sullenly: "What are you thinking about! You should buy your own underwear, Shi Xiuzhuo's. I probably won't be able to wear them."

Marshmallow:"……"

Meow!If you don't want it, then you don't want it, he is afraid of breaking Shi Xiu Zhuo's pants!

There is no upper limit to bragging for a righteous little cat~