Cat Dressed as a Male Lead [Transmigration Book]

Hearing the cat meowing on the other end of the phone, Shi Xiuzhuo's eyes darkened.

Although the voice of the phone is a bit different from the voice of a real person, Shi Xiuzhuo had a hunch that it was the voice of cotton candy.

Yang Yifeng raised his eyebrows slightly, with a proud face.

"Shi Xiuzhuo, I just got a cute kitten. Are you here to congratulate me? Speaking of which, my cat looks like a cotton candy. However, you protect the cotton candy like eyeballs Like, I think the one in my hand is definitely not cotton candy..."

When Marshmallow heard this, he immediately grabbed his big tail with a guilty conscience.

"You tied my cat to threaten me, you're fine!" Shi Xiuzhuo gritted his teeth, his eyes became more and more fierce.

Yang Yifeng sneered: "This is the cat I fed cat meals! I have been feeding it for several months... Don't think that the white cat with blue eyes is your cotton candy. Squeeze paws, rub belly, touch tail..."

No matter how provocative Yang Yifeng was to show off, Shi Xiuzhuo on the other end of the phone seemed to have calmed down, and he didn't madly reprimand Yang Yifeng for his gaffe.

The calmer he is, the more ostentatious Yang Yifeng looks like a clown.

Without hearing the hysterical reprimand from his arch-enemy, Yang Yifeng's complacency gradually faded away.

This reaction is not right...

Could it be that he made a mistake in his investigation and this little white cat is not actually Shi Xiuzhuo's cat?

But it doesn't matter, the clouds are very cute.

Yang Yifeng's eyes were a little gentle, and he stretched out his hand, wanting to touch the kitty's fur.

"Meow!"

Marshmallow bounced dissatisfied, and ran to the corner of the room.

Yang Yifeng: "..."

"Yang Yifeng, have you said enough? Then it's my turn." Shi Xiuzhuo's voice was calm, as if Yang Yifeng on the other end of the phone was a clown.

Yang Yifeng frowned slightly, suddenly feeling ominous.

Shi Xiuzhuo's confident tone...is wrong!

"Yang Yifeng, I will give Marshmallow a variety of physical examinations on a regular basis to determine his physical condition. I still have cat fur at home... A cat that looks like Marshmallow has a market price of at least five figures. This amount can be reported to the police." .”

The corner of Shi Xiuzhuo's lips curled slightly: "You said if I call the police, what will happen if I test the cat's DNA?"

Because of the contest between the two sides, Shi Xiuzhuo's people have been paying attention to Yang Yifeng's actions.The fact that he carried away a cat in the park naturally did not escape the attention of Shi Xiuzhuo's people.

"Yang Yifeng, I lost my cotton candy in the park."

Yang Yifeng gritted his teeth: "How is it possible? You see it like an eyeball, why would you throw it in the park like a cat."

"It doesn't matter whether you believe it or not, I will say this when I call the police. Besides, someone saw you taking away a cat exactly like mine in the park..."

Shi Xiuzhuo curled his lips slightly: "French coffee is very suitable for you, don't you think so?"

Both surveillance and security could prove that Marshmallow never went out, but those were all Shi Xiuzhuo's people, and they completely obeyed his orders.

Yang Yifeng knew that the cat in his hand was cotton candy, if it was found out, it would be a good news.

"I saw it in the park and thought it was a stray cat. I felt sorry for it and wanted to adopt it. It turned out to be your cat. I will send it back to you now."

Shi Xiuzhuo also knew that Yang Yifeng would argue like this, taking away the "stray cat" is not considered theft.

Otherwise, he wouldn't come here for private purposes, but would directly send his competitors to eat the imperial food.

After listening to the whole process of cotton candy, I finally let go of my heart.

When Yang Yifeng took out the cat box, he obediently walked in.

"Meow~"

Great, you can go home meow~

Compared with the elated kitty, Yang Yifeng was in a low mood.

The cute cat, it was gone within two hours of getting it.

"Marshmallow……"

Yang Yifeng looked at the cat in the cage, couldn't help reaching out and rubbing its paws.

"You little scumbag, you obviously have an owner, why do you still want to provoke me? How do you think I will take revenge on you? How about shaving off your fur and returning it to Shi Xiuzhuo?"

"Meow!"

Marshmallow's eyes widened, and the fur on its tail exploded in fright.

No, he stopped making human friends.He will only play with cats from now on...

Marshmallow trembled and burrowed deeper into the box.But the box itself was not very big, no matter how hard he tried, he still couldn't escape the man's scrutinizing eyes.

"Meow..."

The little cat's voice was full of sadness, thin and weak, and pitiful.

Yang Yifeng raised his eyebrows: "You cat, are you still wronged? How many times have you lied to me about cat food, what do you think?"

"Meow meow meow……"

Marshmallow protested dissatisfied.

It's not a lie, it's an exchange of equal value.Every time he ate a meal, he would let Mao Mao touch him.

"Are you still losing your temper? Cotton Candy, aren't you thinking about your trash owner? What a scumbag." Yang Yifeng stretched out his finger and poked it lightly.

"Sure enough, I still want to shave off my hair and turn into a little bald cat. Let's see how you still flirt around..."

Marshmallow dangled its tail in fear and dared not make a sound.

Shi Xiuzhuo, come quickly! ! !

Fate seemed to have heard the call of Marshmallow, and the butler hurried into the cat room.

"Master, Shi Xiuzhuo's car has arrived at the door. He said he came to get the cat back."

"I see." Yang Yifeng lifted the cage and took a look at the cat inside, "Little scumbag, I'll get the scissors now, and I'll send you to see the owner after I finish cutting your hair."

"Meow..."

Marshmallow's body shook like a sieve.

Although this would save him from going on blind dates again...he would rather go on blind dates a hundred times than turn into an ugly bald cat!

Yang Yifeng carried the cage, walked through the living room, and walked to the gate.

Shaking Cat looked at the familiar car outside the gate and was stunned.

"Meow?"

Don't you want to cut his fur?

Yang Yifeng handed over the box in his hand and gritted his teeth: "Here."

"Marshmallow, don't be afraid, I'm here." Shi Xiuzhuo opened the box and took out the cat.

Shi Xiuzhuo didn't want any of Yang Yifeng's things, even the box had to be returned.

"Remember to keep an eye on your cat. Otherwise, next time, you may not be able to find it again." Yang Yifeng's expression was worried, and his words were also yin and yang.

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows: "I think you are looking for Maoda. Next time Marshmallow disappears, I will come to visit again."

These words almost pointed at Yang Yifeng's nose, saying that he was deliberately planning to continue stealing cats.

"Meow~"

Seeing the two men confronting each other, Marshmallow was a little frustrated.

Although Yang Yifeng said that he was going to make him a little bald cat just now... But he didn't hurt him from the beginning to the end, and even fed him a bunch of delicious cat food.

Marshmallow huddled in Shi Xiuzhuo's arms, but his gaze was looking in Yang Yifeng's direction.

"Meow meow meow……"

Yang Yifeng, you are really a good person.My sniffing radar has not failed, making friends with you is a right choice.Just now I misunderstood that you wanted to destroy cats, I'm really sorry, meow...

Shi Xiuzhuo looked at the kitten in his arms, and said "meow meow" to Yang Yifeng in a pleasant manner, as if he didn't hate this cat kidnapper at all!

Shi Xiuzhuo frowned, his face darkened.

Yang Yifeng's mood improved.

"I also fed it for a few months, and it has feelings for me. How about this, let's raise marshmallows together..."

"It's not dark yet, but you're dreaming first."

Shi Xiuzhuo sneered, hugged the cat, got into the car, and didn't give Yang Yifeng a chance.

Yang Yifeng watched the car go away, his expression turned gloomy.

Only the strong can have marshmallows. If Shi Xiuzhuo has an accident in his career and has to beg him, the marshmallows will naturally return to him...

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After returning to the villa, Shi Xiuzhuo first notified the security guard to turn off the surveillance in the cat room.

In order to conceal the abnormality of the marshmallow, Shi Xiuzhuo told the security that someone had hacked the surveillance of the villa and stole the marshmallow.

The security guard didn't understand the procedure, so he was naturally deceived.

Shi Xiuzhuo turned off the surveillance camera in the cat room, and was alone in the room with Marshmallow.

"Marshmallow, how on earth did you leave the villa? I have carefully checked the trunk toy, there is no tunnel leading to anywhere else, you will teleport, right?"

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his hand and gently tapped Marshmallow's nose.

"You're a cat demon, aren't you?"

Marshmallow was lying on the stand, with its two front paws holding its big tail guiltily.

"Meow... I, I am a cat demon, I can teleport, and I can only use it twice a week."

Shi Xiuzhuo guessed that the marshmallow can teleport, but he is not sure whether the marshmallow can speak human language.

This old fox just tricked cotton candy.

The little cat who trusted Shi Xiuzhuo very much, took the initiative to speak human words, and completely fell into the other party's trap.Cotton Candy, who is only over one year old, is very smart, but he still can't beat an old fox like Shi Xiuzhuo.

Seeing his cute little dumpling spitting out people's words, Shi Xiuzhuo's expression was a little subtle.

"Marshmallow……"

Marshmallow rubbed its tail with its paws in fear, and continued: "I am a cat demon, and I eat more than ordinary cats. I told you before I went out to find Yang Yifeng to eat, but you didn't understand my meow It's just a cry..."

Marshmallow explained everything, including his deal with Yang Yifeng.Every time I eat cat food, I will touch it for others, and I will never take advantage of others!

Shi Xiuzhuo's face turned completely dark.

"What kind of hair do you want him to touch? He should be white and whoring!"

Marshmallow:"……"

The relationship between these two people is really bad enough, Shi Xiuzhuo was so angry that he couldn't choose what to say...

Marshmallow shook his ears: "Actually, Yang Yifeng is very kind to me. You humans have many friends. I'm a cat. Can't I have many human friends?"

"Human friends are fine, but Yang Yifeng can't." Shi Xiuzhuo's face darkened.

Marshmallow ran to Shi Xiuzhuo's arms, and handed the big tail to his hand.

"I can't decide who I meet, it's all fate."

"When I was in the park, I didn't expect to meet you and be rescued by you... Later, I used teleportation to find food in the park, and only met Yang Yifeng..."

Shi Xiuzhuo lightly fiddled with Marshmallow's big tail, stroking it along and backwards, playing with the cat in a fancy way.

"Getting involved with him is not your deliberate choice, but an arrangement of fate. I understand, I won't make things difficult for you. As for Yang Yifeng..."

Marshmallow pricked up her ears, full of anticipation.

In fact, he didn't expect the two to coexist peacefully.As long as Shi Xiuzhuo doesn't stop him from sneaking out, he can meet his friend Yang Yifeng occasionally.

Shi Xiuzhuo's eyes were slightly cold, and he picked up the cotton candy.

"Yang Yifeng, just forget about it. He touched your fur today too, right? It's okay, I'll take a bath for you..."

The marshmallow instantly stiffened and became a cat fossil.

"Meow meow meow! No, I'm not a fish, don't take a bath all the time!"

Obviously he just washed it two days ago...

"Marshmallow, take a sniff, your paw." Shi Xiuzhuo squeezed the paw of the marshmallow and stuffed it in front of the marshmallow's nose.

"How is it? Does it stink? It's all that man's stink. Cotton candy, you want to be a fragrant cat, you know?"

Marshmallow:"……"

"By the way, you can teleport out twice a week, right? Then take a shower twice a week."

"Meow!!!"

Marshmallow let out a shrill scream.

No, Shi Xiuzhuo must be stopped!

Every time he takes a bath, he will lose his fur, and sooner or later he will turn into a bald big ugly cat!

The author has something to say: Half a day ago, Marshmallow: "Shi Xiuzhuo, come and save me!"

Now, Marshmallow: "Let go, I don't want to be a bald cat, help!!!"

The ill-fated kitty~