Cat Dressed as a Male Lead [Transmigration Book]

Shi Xiuzhuo is not a man, so Yang Yifeng naturally can't expect him to find out with his conscience.

Yang Yifeng had long wanted to destroy the glass fence that was an eyesore, but he didn't have a handy tool when they met for the first time.After that meeting, he bought a glass knife and waited for the next meeting.

Shi Xiuzhuo hugged the marshmallow in his arms, with undisguised possessiveness in his eyes.

"Yang Yifeng, is your company about to go bankrupt? You, a boss, have gone to learn the craft of glass cutting to prepare for re-employment..."

Yang Yifeng paused when he cut the glass, and raised his eyes to glance at Shi Xiuzhuo.

"My company is very good. If it weren't for the villain, I don't need to learn this. Anyway, I have a glass knife in my hand, and you can't stop me from masturbating cats today. If I were you, I wouldn't struggle, just put The glass door is opened to avoid multiple holes in the glass fence, reminding you of your miscalculation all the time."

"Miscalculation?"

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows, and the corners of his lips curled slightly: "Seeing you dig a dog's hole to get in, how can it be called a miscalculation? This is called an unexpected joy."

Yang Yifeng clenched the glass knife in his hand, wishing he could directly greet Shi Xiuzhuo's head!

Marshmallow watched the two men confront each other, uttered vicious words, and couldn't help but hold the big tail cowardly.

Started arguing again, bald head...

The kitty is very difficult.

It was a coincidence that he became friends with Yang Yifeng, and he had eaten so many meals with Yang Yifeng, so it was impossible to just pat his ass and leave without recognizing Yang Yifeng as a friend.

And Shi Xiuzhuo took him home when he was more than two months old and saved his cat's life, so it was impossible for him to draw a clear line with Shi Xiuzhuo.

The problem is, when he met Yang Yifeng, Shi Xiuzhuo insisted on following.When these two meet, what good can happen?

Shi Xiuzhuo's eyes were clouded, and he gently stroked the kitten.

"Marshmallow, I didn't think about it this time. Next time, let's change the iron railing, okay? He can't bring a chainsaw over and saw the steel."

Marshmallow:"……"

Unlike cutting glass, when sawing iron pipes, metal sparks will be ejected.The light is extremely dazzling, if it is splashed, it will be even more ecstasy!

Yang Yifeng didn't want to hurt the kitten, so naturally he wouldn't take the risk of doing such a thing.

"Shi Xiuzhuo, you are fine!" Yang Yifeng gritted his teeth, and the glass knife slid across the glass.

Shi Xiuzhuo smiled slightly, turned the cotton candy over, and rubbed his hairy belly.

show off!

"Meow~"

Rubbing the belly is really comfortable~

Marshmallow couldn't help squinting her eyes, and made a gurgling sound from her mouth.

Yang Yifeng could only watch helplessly as his nemesis stroking cats in a fancy way, showing him the way of stroking cats in all directions in 360 degrees.

He didn't want to really dig into the dog's hole, otherwise he would be a laughing stock if Shixiu Zhuo Quode took a picture of it.

Yang Yifeng could only be patient and cut out a trace of a big door.

It takes more time to cut out a door that is taller than a person than to cut out a small hole.

"Shi Xiuzhuo, get out of here. Otherwise, the door will fall and smash you into the hospital, I don't care."

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows, hugged the cat, and opened the door of the enclosure.

"It doesn't need to be so troublesome, you can just come in." He turned his head and directed the bodyguards, "Buy a roll of tape and fix it..."

Yang Yifeng threw the glass knife in his hand to the bodyguard: "Shi Xiuzhuo, are you messing with me?"

"It's too loud when the glass falls, it's better not to frighten the cotton candy." Shi Xiuzhuo said calmly, "Next time you should use iron railings, and you don't have to worry about that, let alone worry about being tricked."

Yang Yifeng silently recited the criminal law in his heart, and finally restrained the urge to give Shixiu Zhuo a scoop.

In order not to scare the little cat, Yang Yifeng also tried his best to raise a kind smile.

"Marshmallow, I brought you dried fish."

Yang Yifeng took out a pack of dried cat fish snacks, tore open the package, and put it in the cat bowl.

"Meow~"

smell good!

Marshmallow immediately got out of Shi Xiuzhuo's arms, and ran to the cat food bowl, lowering his head and babbling.

Shi Xiuzhuo, who hugged the kitten tightly and didn't want to be touched by Yang Yifeng: "..."

Is this dumpling a cat or a loach?

With a "swoosh", he slipped away and couldn't be caught!

While the cat was eating, Yang Yifeng quickly stretched out his sinful palm and stroked the cat's fluffy and soft fur.

Since the case of "kidnapping" the kitten, he hasn't touched the kitten for a long time.

Shi Xiuzhuo hurried forward and joined the cat-loving army.

Cotton candy who can't live without a meal: "..."

After the little cat finished eating the dried fish, Yang Yifeng took the bag from the bodyguard and took out a women's dress.

"Marshmallow, isn't this women's dress beautiful? I bought it just for you."

Marshmallow took a closer look and found that the whole cat was stiff.

Although girl group variety shows are very popular recently, there is no need to let him wear girl group costumes, right?

Fans are like this, Shi Xiuzhuo is like this, even Yang Yifeng is like this...

Marshmallow grabbed the big tail and curled up into a ball without meowing.

"Marshmallow, what's wrong with you?" Yang Yifeng was a little puzzled.

It looks like she's not very interested...

Shi Xiuzhuo gently rubbed the cat's fur: "I've already worn this dress for Marshmallow. The photo of him wearing women's clothing is too cute. I don't plan to share it with others, so I didn't post it on Weibo."

"Cotton candy is not interesting for the same clothes." Shi Xiuzhuo curled his lips slightly, "Thank you for your hard work, but it's a waste of effort."

Yang Yifeng did not show an angry look, but took out another women's dress from the bag.

"It's okay. I have other clothes prepared. My family has a big business, and I can afford to buy a few carts of clothes for Marshmallow."

Shi Xiuzhuo instantly darkened his face, looking worried.

Marshmallow:"……"

Those who don't want to wear women's clothes anymore...

"Marshmallow, come, let's try this blue princess dress."

The little cat tilted its head, stared at the clothes, and thought carefully.

Although he didn't want to wear women's clothing, he wore it for the sake of his fans and Shi Xiuzhuo, so he couldn't favor one over another.

"Meow~"

Marshmallow cooperated with Yang Yifeng to wear a beautiful princess dress.

The blue princess dress is dotted with shiny diamonds, and the three-layer skirt...

Cotton candy looks cute, accompanied by a dreamy blue princess dress, looks like a pampered princess cat.

"Marshmallow, you really look like a little princess in a castle. Even a little female cat wants to become a male cat and marry you home..."

Yang Yifeng looked at the cute kitten seriously, his eyes were full of love.

Although Shi Xiuzhuo didn't like Yang Yifeng's eyes, he couldn't resist the charm of Princess Cotton Candy and took out his mobile phone to pat him in various ways.

Tired cotton candy: "..."

He promises, this is the last time to wear women's clothing!

Before the sun set, Shi Xiuzhuo made excuses and went home with the kitten in his arms.

Although Yang Yifeng was dissatisfied, he had nothing to do with him. He could only watch the animal take away the cute kitten.

Yang Yifeng was upset, and Shi Xiuzhuo was not happy either.

It is not a pleasant thing to share a smart and cute kitten with others.

Back home, Shi Xiuzhuo put down the cat cage and opened the door.

Marshmallow got out of the box, spread its feet, and ran directly to the trunk toy.

The trunk toy is very long and big, and it is difficult for a normal person to catch a cat once it gets inside.

However, Shi Xiuzhuo had been on guard for a long time, grabbed the kitten with a big hand, and directly hugged the kitten into his arms.

"Marshmallow, where do you want to go?"

"Meow! You've been touching it all day, aren't you tired?" Marshmallow was thrashing in Shi Xiuzhuo's arms, trying to escape from the man's shackles.

Shi Xiuzhuo curled his lips slightly: "Cotton candy, eat well and sleep well, your hair is fluffy and smooth, I can't touch it enough."

"Cheat the cat!" Cotton Candy said angrily, her mustache twitching.

He flicked his big fluffy tail and slapped Shi Xiuzhuo's chest to vent his dissatisfaction.

Of course, the little cat didn't use much strength, just the strength to tickle a man.He couldn't bear to hurt Shi Xiuzhuo...

"You obviously saw Yang Yifeng touching my fur, and you were very upset, so you masturbated like crazy. If this continues, I will be bald sooner or later!"

Shixiu Zhuo paused when he licked the cat.

Instead of answering the question, he reminded, "I'm going to open the door."

Marshmallow quickly shut its mouth.

Shi Xiuzhuo went to the bathroom with the marshmallow in his arms.

Marshmallow:"……"

Bad guy, do you only have these two tricks? !

"Marshmallow, I'm not cheating on public affairs this time for personal gain. Count the days, you should take a shower too."

"Meow……"

The kitten who doesn't like water lowered its head and responded resignedly.

Why do cats take a bath?Cats can lick their fur by themselves, so it’s better not to take a bath for a lifetime...

Of course, Marshmallow didn't dare to tell Shi Xiuzhuo these words.Otherwise, Shi Xiuzhuo will give him a lesson, teaching him to be a clean cat who loves to take a bath!

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Time flies, and there are still two days before the winner will be decided.

During this period of time, all the up masters also showed their magical powers, trying their best to promote their videos and increase their popularity.

Shi Linqing has a system, a big data operation expert, and his own business level is also high, which has attracted a lot of attention.

There are more girls in the dance area. Although many of them put on men's clothing and dance in the men's troupe, there is a gap between them and Shi Linqing's men's troupe dance video.After all, female up hosts with a lot of fans are either coquettish or pure and cute, neither of which is gender neutral.Wearing boy group clothes will also make people see through gender at a glance, which is a bit of a drama.

Shi Linqing's men's troupe dance video ranked No.3, while the women's troupe dance competition was more intense, and only entered the top ten, not the top three.

However, Shi Linqing was already very satisfied, and only wanted to cling to No. 3 of the men's troupe dance and win the spot on the variety show.

"Thank you fans for your support, let me enter the top three. Tomorrow night is the deadline for the event. I hope fans can help me like, reward and repost..."

In order to increase the popularity of the video, Shi Linqing chose to eat and broadcast today.

After all, this event is so grand, people who often visit the dance area know the news, and they worked hard to give likes and forwards to their favorite up masters.

The heat in the dance area was almost at the ceiling, and Shi Linqing used food and broadcast to attract fans in the living area, encouraging them to watch and repost his dance videos.

Dance area + living area, two-pronged approach, it's no wonder Shi Linqing, who has hundreds of thousands of fans, will break into the top three all the way.

"Eating crayfish in today's show, I hope everyone will be like these crayfish in the future..."

Marshmallow earnestly studies everything about human society, and also knows that human beings like to hear some auspicious words.The caring and warm kitty naturally does not hesitate to offer blessings to everyone.

But... the little cat's understanding of human society is still not thorough enough.

Hearing his auspicious words, the fans didn't feel moved, but felt a stomach ache.

"Hahaha, as prosperous as a crayfish? I think it is eaten by you like a crayfish..."

"I want to be eaten by Linqing, cover my face!"

"Hehehe, Linqing is more attractive than crayfish. I'm not greedy for a table of lobsters in Linqing, but only for Linqing's body~"

Seeing the group of demons dancing in the barrage, Shi Linqing was stunned.

He just said auspicious words, what kind of magical development is this?

Shi Linqing regained his composure and continued the live broadcast.

"This crayfish is very delicious..."

While eating, Shi Linqing chatted with fans, reminding fans from time to time to promote his dance videos.

The popularity of men's troupe dance continued to rise, and Shi Linqing felt full of motivation.

Of course, his competitors are not vegetarians, and they frequently use various tricks.Some are swiping data, trying to overwhelm others with fraud;Whether it's this variety show or future commercials, don't even think about competing with them again!

"It's obviously a food broadcast, what kind of dance is being promoted? Nondescript, rubbish anchor!"

"This is called eating and broadcasting? This is clearly a large-scale dance advertisement!"

"He's pretty handsome, but he's a scumbag..."

"I heard that he has a lot of appointments with fans, and many local tyrants who spend money on him are his concubines..."

All kinds of rumors began to emerge, and the barrage of the video became a mess.

Shi Xiuzhuo still had some doubts about Shi Linqing, so he kept paying attention.Of course, Yang Yifeng was also watching the live broadcast.

The two have been at odds in the business world, but not without cooperation.Otherwise, Yang Yifeng would not have had the opportunity to enter Marshmallow's birthday party.

Station X has been developing very well recently. Both Shi Xiuzhuo and Yang Yifeng have invested in Station X and hold a certain amount of shares. They are the patrons of Station X.

After watching Shi Linqing's live broadcast for a while, Shi Xiuzhuo had a good impression of Shi Linqing.

Shi Linqing is a kind and caring person who will help the poor kitten; he will practice fan dance, which he is not good at, for an advertisement, and he is serious and persistent in doing things...

The smoky words on the barrage are obviously slander, an organized navy!

Shi Xiuzhuo frowned slightly, and made a phone call to ask Station X to take care of it, so as not to let the trolls run rampant and destroy the normal ecology of the website.

On the other end, Yang Yifeng did the same thing.

The leader of station x answered two phone calls one after another. He was under a lot of pressure. He quickly asked the technical department to come up with an upgrade plan, and asked the department in charge of the review to work overtime.

The barrage in Shi Xiuzhuo's live broadcast room quickly returned to normal.

In addition to the credit of the housing management system, Shi Xiuzhuo and Yang Yifeng also contributed.

Of course, his fans are also constantly posting barrage, brushing up those weird things.

"The event is coming to an end, and all kinds of rumors are coming out. Thank you fans for your trust and maintenance..." Shi Linqing's sapphire-like eyes were shining with light.

Not very coquettish: "Linqing, if you want to thank us, take practical actions, I want to see you in a cat doll costume!"

The person who sent out this barrage was Yang Yifeng.

Shi Linqing has sharp eyes, so naturally he didn't miss the barrage.

"Want to see me in a cat doll costume? Alright. This is a reward for you. After eating the crayfish, I'll go change my clothes."

The last time he was filming a commercial, Yang Yifeng asked him to wear a cat doll costume.After the shooting, the clothes were also given to him.

Seeing that Shi Linqing agreed to this request, many fans were rejoicing and looking forward to it.

But Shi Xiuzhuo felt differently.

"I agreed to someone else's request..."

Moreover, the ID name of the person who made the request for the cat doll costume is inexplicably familiar.

Shi Xiuzhuo had a flash of inspiration.

By the way, I watched the live broadcast of selling new cat toys before, and it was Yang Yifeng's sister who was in charge of the live broadcast.At that time, Yang Yifeng cheered his sister up and bought a lot of presents, and the eye-catching name was "Not Very Merry"!

Shi Xiuzhuo, who worked hard to drive away the garbage army, was suddenly upset.

He worked hard, and Yang Yifeng came to enjoy the rewards? !

The author has something to say: Fans: "Women's clothing!"

Shi Xiuzhuo: "Women's team clothes."

Yang Yifeng: "Princess dress."

Marshmallow: "Are you twins?!"

感谢在2020-05-2422:12:29~2020-05-2602:16:14期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 20 bottles of Myu Ting; 1 bottle of Dream;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!