Cat Dressed as a Male Lead [Transmigration Book]

This show in the entertainment circle contains all kinds of handsome guys, including creamy young men, fitness tough guys, youthful little milk dogs, high-cold icebergs... all kinds of handsome guys are dazzling.

Shi Xiuzhuo asked this question because he wanted to see which one Cotton Candy likes, so that he can match his favorite.

Of course, if he's too far off Marshmallow's type, he'll think otherwise...

Unexpectedly, Cotton Candy did not mention the sense of security, abdominal muscles and other human answers, but mentioned the tail instead.

Although this marshmallow didn't intend to look for the little female cat, it has already set its mind on the little male cat!

Shi Xiuzhuo's eyes were dim, and he gently touched the big tail of cotton candy.

"Marshmallow, your fur is fluffy and smooth. I think there is no more beautiful cat's tail than yours in the world."

"Meow~"

Marshmallow was coaxed into elation, with a big tail dangling, as if drinking fake wine.

Shi Xiuzhuo lightly touched Marshmallow's tail, and continued to coax: "Marshmallow, many netizens say that you are a fairy cat. I think it is very difficult to find a beautiful male cat that is worthy of you. Anyway, you can Transformed into a human form, maybe you can consider human beings when choosing a mate..."

"Humanity?"

Marshmallow tilted her head, thinking carefully.

However, Cotton Candy, who is full of food and drink and has never been in love, really can't figure out an answer.

After all, this little kitty had always said that it wanted to find a little female cat.As a result, after calculating the cost of giving birth to a baby, he immediately changed his mind and started to play with the little tomcat.

From the beginning to the end, he just thought about it, like a high school student thinking about what major to choose.In fact, they do not have a deep understanding of that major, and can only rely on online evaluation, public opinion and common sense of life to infer.

Marshmallow at this moment is like a high school student who chooses a major. After being overthrown and recommended for several majors, he is completely confused!

"Meow~"

Marshmallow lay limply on the quilt, raised two paws, and held down her little head.

"I, I don't know, just let it go. I don't know whether I will like cats or humans. It may be a cute little male cat, or it may be a human with a big tail..."

Shi Xiuzhuo's eyes dimmed: "..."

Humans with big tails?

In the long evolution, human beings have long lost their tails!

Of course, Shi Xiuzhuo's mind was very active, and he quickly thought of the omnipotent Taobao.

Some shops will sell performance props, cat tails, fox tails, everything.

However, Shi Xiuzhuo really didn't want to put such a strange thing as a tail on his body...

"Marshmallow, humans don't have tails." Shi Xiuzhuo gently scratched the belly of Marshmallow, "It's so soft. Marshmallow is hot, some people develop abdominal muscles, which is a symbol of strength..."

Marshmallow shook her ears: "I don't have abdominal muscles, and I have great strength. I have collapsed your bed several times~"

"Marshmallow, do you like abs?"

Shi Xiuzhuo continued to insinuate, trying to use his own advantages to attract the little cat.

"Meow?" Cotton Candy tilted his head, "It's okay. I can't say whether I like it or hate it. When I watch male stars on TV, their abs are pretty good. However, there is a feeling that they are not useful."

It's useless...

Shi Xiuzhuo frowned slightly, very puzzled: "Why?"

Abdominal muscles are obviously good-looking and useful, Shi Xiuzhuo really can't understand the brain circuit of the kitten.

When the TV series reached the point where the hero and heroine misunderstood, the heroine covered her ears: "I won't listen, I won't listen..."

Marshmallow didn't bother to press pause, after all, there was no need to look carefully.

He stood up, turned around, and lightly jumped onto Shi Xiuzhuo's body.

"What's wrong?" Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows.

The cotton candy cat flicked its tail and said confidently, "Lie down."

Shi Xiuzhuo, who has always been calm and composed, suddenly became stiff.He was dazed for a moment, but lay down obediently.

The man's tall figure was trapped in the bed sheet, and he was wearing loose casual clothes, which seemed to be torn if they were torn.He looked calm, with pampering and pampering in his eyes, as if he was allowing the other party to make any provocative moves.

Marshmallow stood on Shi Xiuzhuo's lap, looking down at Shi Xiuzhuo.

The fluffy kitten shook its ears and took a step forward.

He walked slowly to Shi Xiuzhuo's chest and stepped on it lightly.

"Meow~ These are the abs that don't look good, they are hard to step on. I accidentally stepped on a bone, and there are some sharp claws."

Shi Xiuzhuo: "..."

"Since you don't like it, why do you still step on it?" Shi Xiuzhuo raised his hand and gently touched the little furry paws of the marshmallow.

This cat, occasionally acting as a small alarm clock, climbed on top of him and woke him up.

A fat cat weighing more than a dozen catties is really ecstasy when stepped on with that paw~ However, Shi Xiuzhuo does not reject this sweet burden.

"Meow~ Although it's not like a mattress, it's soft and bouncy when you step on it, but I don't hate it. It's a bit hard, but you meow~"

Stepping on the owner is one of the hobbies of cats.

Shi Xiuzhuo stretched out his hand, hugged the marshmallow, and rubbed it hard: "You just missed me, and you want to dominate me, right?"

"Meow~" Marshmallow arched gently in Shi Xiuzhuo's arms, "I want you to play with me meow~"

"It would be great, Shi Xiuzhuo, if you are a shoe expert. I heard that the soles of some shoes are very soft, and there is a feeling of stepping on them when you wear them. If you can be soft like that..."

"Hehe, dreaming."

The veins on Shi Xiuzhuo's forehead twitched, he directly rejected the fantasy of marshmallow, and ruthlessly rubbed the back of marshmallow, making the kitten's smooth fur very messy.

Manual fried hair ~

Marshmallow lowered her head, looked at her messy fur, and was instantly aggrieved.

"Meow! Asshole Master Xiu Zhuo..."

Marshmallow was so angry that his beard trembled, and he rushed over, stretched out his furry claws, and messed up Shi Xiuzhuo's hair.

It is also impossible for Shi Xiuzhuo to really try to catch the cat, and in the end he can only half-push and let the cotton candy make his hairstyle into a chicken nest.

"Meow~ Now you are uglier than me~"

Marshmallow raised her chin proudly.

Teach Shi Xiuzhuo a lesson, and see if he dares to "disfigure" Maomao in the future!

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After two days of rest, Shi Xiuzhuo and Marshmallow got on the plane and headed to the city where the variety show was filmed.

The hotel they stayed in was arranged by Shi Xiuzhuo. The two lived in the same room, but there were two big beds in the bedroom.

Marshmallow opened the suitcase and put the clothes in the cabinet.

"Shi Xiuzhuo, the two of us live in the same room, so there won't be any gossip? I've seen a lot of gossip, are they all pictures of celebrities spending the night with someone in a hotel room?"

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his hand and gently tapped Marshmallow's forehead.

"Ordinary friends of the same sex go on a trip together, they will share a room, and even share a bed."

"The people who were photographed spending the night together in a hotel were male and female couples. For two men like us, a hotel can't prove it anyway, unless it's kissing, touching buttocks..."

Shi Xiuzhuo taught Marshmallow a lesson seriously.

Marshmallow was completely dumbfounded.

The human world is too complicated, and he still has a lot to learn.He must continue to work hard, not to show any flaws in his common sense, and to expose his identity as a cat demon...

The two of them didn't have much luggage, so they simply packed up and were ready to rest.

Shi Xiuzhuo was lying on the bed, ready to rest.

Marshmallow poked his head like a thief.

The curtains are drawn, the door is locked...no one will notice what they do!

Without hesitation, Marshmallow turned back into a cat, swooped and ran to the bed.

"Meow~" Cotton Candy shook her ears, and skillfully slipped into Shi Xiuzhuo's arms, "Good night~"

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows: "Marshmallow, is that why you want to sleep with me?"

"Of course meow~"

Marshmallow found a comfortable position in Shi Xiuzhuo's arms, and quickly closed his eyes.

Shi Xiuzhuo obviously has a strange insomnia disease, but Marshmallow has already developed a habit. If he doesn't sleep with Shi Xiuzhuo, the quality of sleep at night will be affected...

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"Having Fun with Friends" is a slow variety show, without a script, it just follows the life of the actors.

Shi Xiuzhuo was an investor, and the director wanted to offer him up like a Buddha statue. Naturally, whatever request Shi Xiuzhuo made, they would do their best to meet it.

Shi Xiuzhuo wanted to go to the gym to work out with his friends, so the director took his work team to the gym.

He stayed in a high-end hotel with its own gym.The assistant also communicated with the hotel in advance and agreed to let Shi Xiuzhuo reserve the venue.

After all the equipment is set up, Shi Xiuzhuo and Marshmallow can start recording.

"Why do you want to go to the gym?"

Marshmallow is a little dissatisfied that her walking speed has become super slow, and she wished she could become a little turtle.

Shi Xiuzhuo raised his eyebrows: "You've been eating and drinking all day long, how can you do it if you don't exercise?"

Marshmallow:"……"

Filming public service advertisements was too hard. During the two days of rest, he ate, drank, slept and crazily replenished his energy.

Now, Marshmallow's legs are no longer soft, and walking is normal.

He was afraid that if he didn't exercise obediently, he would be caught by his teacher Xiuzhuo and go on a diet...

"Linqing, which one do you want to choose?"

Shi Linqing scratched his head: "Just the treadmill."

"En." Shi Xiuzhuo also came to the treadmill, adjusted the speed, and turned on the machine.

Marshmallow walked to the treadmill, turned the speed to the lowest, and turned on the treadmill.

He ran slowly, and within a few steps, he wanted to run away.

"I'm so tired, why don't we take a rest?"

Shixiu Zhuo glanced at him: "You have only been running for 2 minutes."

"Oh." Marshmallow flattened her mouth, feeling aggrieved, and continued to run.

After running for a few more minutes, Marshmallow couldn't take it anymore and turned off the treadmill directly.

"No, I can't run anymore." A thin layer of sweat broke out on Marshmallow's forehead.

In fact, this cat is very good at jumping, so it doesn't stop eating after running for a while.He just doesn't like running, especially running on a treadmill, the scenery doesn't change, it's boring to death!

The little cat who was greedy for novelty soon went on strike.

"Forget it, you rest."

Shi Xiuzhuo also has nothing to do with the lazy cat, he can't hang a small dried fish in front of the marshmallow to hook him to run, after all the camera is filming...

Shi Xiuzhuo continued to run, his running speed was very even, with a calm posture.

Marshmallow rested her chin on one hand, quietly looking at the man in front of her.

"Shi Xiuzhuo, aren't you tired?"

"It's okay." Shi Xiuzhuo spoke in the usual tone, and there was no rough or heavy breathing.

Marshmallow's eyes widened: "I seem to hear your panting, very soft, very, very...very tender."

The little cat who lacks adjectives has tried his best.

It was Shi Xiuzhuo who occasionally said that the kitten was squeamish, and Marshmallow would think of this word.

Shi Xiuzhuo, who was running, almost slipped: "..."

Very delicate? ! ! !

The author has something to say: Xiu Zhuo, the fitness teacher - the male peacock spreads its tail, seduce~

Marshmallow: "Your breathing is so delicate~"

Later, Cotton Candy finally realized that he didn’t learn the Chinese dialect well, so he ended up talking nonsense~