Antique Shapeshifting Heartthrob [Interstellar]

The school is holding a sports meeting these two days, 6000-meter long-distance running, 1000-meter hurdles, 3-meter high jump, 10-meter long jump, the little computer is not interested in these things, so I didn't sign up.

The training course was also suspended, and the students screamed with excitement. A group of people here have always had a lot of energy that has nowhere to vent. After hearing that sports events can add points at the end of the term, the number of applicants surged, and the places for each event can only be robbed. .

Han Su looked hesitantly at the cup in his hand. It was something that Kaman insisted on stuffing into his arms before going on stage. Now the little computer was thinking whether to throw the cup away calmly or silently. up.

As soon as Pei Xu came to the playground, he saw the little computer holding someone's dark blue cup, hovering at the finish line of the 6000-meter race, as if waiting for someone to finish running.

As for why he knew it must be someone else's cup, it was because Han Su didn't know how to buy things by himself, and the cups Pei Xu prepared for him were all pink.

——Pink, lively, cute, beautiful, and full of vitality, Pei Xu thinks it is very suitable for children like small computers.

Who is Han Su waiting for now holding the cup?

Pei Xu stopped in his tracks. He was going to observe secretly. If he was waiting for an ordinary friend, nothing would happen. If he was waiting for the son of the chief old man of the Senate, his name was Ka...

At this time, there was a sudden burst of cheers on the field. Pei Xu took a closer look, and the shameless student named Kaman who made him angry all day long was thinking about how to hook up with a small computer. He was crossing the finish line and was the first to come down. , wiped his sweat casually, and walked towards Han Su with a smile on his face.

Pei Xu: "..."

There was a sudden beep on the personal terminal, and Pei Xu lowered his head slowly, and found that he had a new email with the title "Observation Record 14". When he clicked on the picture, it was the scene of Han Su handing the water cup to Kaman. By the way, there is also a thoughtful text:

"Report to the boss, the subject of observation is suspected to have fallen in love early, may I ask if you will continue to follow up?"

Han Su handed the cup to Kaman, and said in a calm tone, "Turn left and there is a locker 50 meters away."

Kaman knew what he meant, but he still kept on messing around: "It's full of things over there, and I have no place to put them."

Han Su glanced at him, pursed his lips, turned around and wanted to leave without saying anything.

"Wait," Kaman suddenly stopped him, "You helped me today..."

The little computer silently predicted his next sentence in his heart, and he heard Kaman say non-stop: "I can't ask you to help me for nothing, shall I treat you to dinner at noon?" Human beings are all routines.

There are 90.00 common routines stored in Han Su's system, and as far as the current situation is concerned, Kaman will only use one-twentieth of them. The small computer can already successfully predict all his words and deeds, accurately The rate is as high as [-]%.

Kaman didn't know that the chasing routine he had studied all night had been seen through, and continued to add his words: "Well, don't feel embarrassed, if you think you have taken advantage of me, how about you treat me to a movie next time?"

Han Su thought to herself, so this is the common pursuit method of "reciprocity".Ask the other person to do you a small favor, then invite him to dinner as a reason of gratitude, and then take the opportunity to make the other person feel embarrassed, and take the opportunity to have a meal by yourself, so that after you come and I go back and forth several times, the time spent together will suddenly increase. increase.

Unfortunately, however, small computers do not need to eat.

Han Su was about to reject him, when he suddenly heard a cold voice behind him saying: "No need, he will have dinner with me today."

Carman: "..."

Han Su turned around, and saw someone standing behind him whom he hadn't seen for more than ten days, with a gloomy face and serious eyes, as if Kaman owed him a million bitcoins.

Kaman was stunned for a moment. He didn't expect to meet Pei Xu in school. After all, he had inquired about the news from various parties. He obviously heard that Pei Xu's temporary lectures had ended, so why did he come to school?

Pei Xu pulled the small computer towards him, and asked seemingly casually, "What are you doing here?"

The little computer silently looked at the classmates who were still competing on the playground, wondering what the point of Pei Xu's nonsense was.

Kaman was stunned for a moment, and quickly realized that he twitched the corners of his lips and said lazily, "I have a few projects in the morning, and Han Su came to cheer me on."

Pei Xu had no expression on his face, and he said after a while: "Han Su will cheer for you?"

These words don't really mean much, but according to Pei Xu's understanding of small computers, standing on the side of the runway and screaming is really not something Han Su would do.

However, Kaman's ears were full of malice. He was silent for a while, then suddenly smiled: "Yes, Hansu not only cheers me up, but also puts the flowers I sent in a place where everyone can see." Balcony, you always sit next to me in class, right?"

While speaking, he looked at Han Su who was at the side, and the little computer frowned slightly. He wanted to refute Kaman, but found that what the other party said was the truth.

The flowers sent by Kaman were indeed placed on the balcony, because in this way the bees would not be introduced into the dormitory, and Hansu hoped that the strong wind could blow those flowers down.

Han Su did often sit next to him in class, because the other seats were full of people, and Kaman removed the chairs in the places that were not full.

The small computer is an honest computer, Han Su carefully analyzed the logic, and answered Kaman's words: "You are right."

Pei Xu: "..."

Kaman raised the corners of his lips as if he had won the victory.

Han Su suddenly felt a pain in his wrist. Looking down, it was Pei Xu who unconsciously clenched his hand.

The little computer reminded him in a low voice: "It hurts so much when you grabbed me."

If other people treat the fragile biomimicry of the small computer like this, Han Su can't help but stun the opponent first, but if the target is Pei Xu, he can remind Pei Xu a little before stunning him.

When the small computer was ready to power up, Pei Xu let go of his hand in time. He glanced down, and Han Su just looked at him with dissatisfaction. Pei Xu whispered: "My fault."

As he spoke, he gently rubbed the red wrist of the small computer with his fingertips, as if silently apologizing.

Han Su was itchy from being rubbed by him, and Pei Xu's fingers were covered with calluses, which may have been left over from the previous practice with the gun. The little computer was about to say not to touch it, when Kaman in front of him suddenly said strangely: "... What are you doing in front of me?"

Han Su: "."

Pei Xu stopped his movements calmly, and said lightly: "I remember that the school has regulations that students are not allowed to have social activities that exceed the friendship of classmates during school."

Kaman's face was not very good-looking, there is indeed this in the school rules, but—what idiot would act in accordance with those more than 1000 school rules?Unless you can't bear to think about the two of you hugging each other in the principal's office, no one else will take care of you.

Hearing Pei Xu pull out the school rules to suppress him, Kaman couldn't help laughing angrily: "Marshal, if you feel that my relationship with Han Su is 'beyond the friendship', you can go to the principal's office to report it. But with all due respect,"

He spoke word by word, fixed his eyes on Pei Xu, and asked, "What is your identity to interfere with the normal life of Han Su and his classmates?"

Is it the resigned temporary teacher, the owner of the Marshal's Mansion who Hansu is staying temporarily, or the "brother" who is not worthy of the name?

No matter which one it is, they are not qualified to stand by Han Su's side and interfere with his normal interactions with other people.

Pei Xu's long-lasting calm was finally shattered.

Han Su plucked a leaf from a branch that was not too high, and with flying fingers, he deftly folded a little rabbit and handed it to Pei Xu who was sitting next to him, trying to make him happy.

He could tell that Pei Xu was not in a good mood.

The little computer's ability to perceive the atmosphere among human beings was quite slow. He only knew that after Kaman finished saying that, Pei Xu didn't refute him, but turned around and left without saying a word.

Originally, he said he wanted to have dinner with Han Su, but instead of going to the cafeteria, Pei Xu took Han Su around the vast military academy for a few times, and found this green garden where few people came.

Large-scale artificial green plants are rarely seen anywhere in the alliance. In a society where every inch of land is expensive, people are more accustomed to relying on oxygen generators to produce oxygen, and the growth range of plants has been repeatedly compressed, and it is not even seen in the center of the city. shadow.

Hansu looked at the path paved with plain cobblestones in the green plant garden, maybe there were only a few small round pools the size of washbasins, and the atmosphere so quiet that one could hear insects beating in the grass. Next to this green world, it seems to be watching the presumptuous human beings.

Xiaocomputer likes it here very much, and prefers Pei Xu to be here with him.

Of course, although he was in a happy mood, he didn't show it in front of the unhappy Pei Xu.

Han Su sat beside him and asked, "Why did you come back suddenly?"

In Pei Xu's palm lay the little rabbit that Han Su folded for him. He pinched the long ears of the rabbit absently and replied, "I miss you."

I miss it a lot, but not all the time.Because he was afraid that inappropriate thoughts would flood his mind, and he pressed this hidden emotion in the complicated official duties, in the gaps between busy days, and under the pillow every night.

He didn't have much time to think about Han Su, so he deliberately avoided such emotions, telling himself that the little computer had a good life at school, as if this would relieve a little guilt.

However, the more depressed he was, the more violent the rebound was. The facts did not allow him to go his way, and the occasional thoughts that crept in forced him to step back step by step.

"I miss you," Pei Xu repeated half-jokingly, "I can't sleep when I think that you might be bullied."

Han Su turned the snow-white particle net into silk, wrapped it around Pei Xu's hand, snatched the little rabbit, and said sullenly, "You left me again."

Pei Xu grabbed the particle net that was about to slip away, and suddenly blurted out: "You can take it out on me if you want, today is in your charge, and you can do whatever you want."

Han Su: "..."

Pei Xu regretted his words as soon as he uttered them. Recently, he always speaks faster than his brain, and he doesn't know what kind of evil he has suffered. He secretly prayed that the little computer is a good computer, and don't agree to this proposal. Unexpectedly, the two raised their eyes and looked at each other. Xu suddenly felt cold.

Han Su put the particle net back, stood up, and stared at Pei Xu who was sitting on the stone bench with his dark eyes. When Pei Xu saw that look, he secretly thought that something was wrong, this little computer is not going to electrocute him Bar?

However, after a while, he felt that he might as well be electrocuted.

The little computer looked from his face to his neck and then to his lower body, as if weighing where it would be better to kill him, Pei Xuqing coughed, and tried to change the subject in embarrassment: "Well, if you don't have any ideas, forget it for now, little computer You must not have the heart to punish brother, right?..."

He has the cheek to call himself elder brother, but Han Su is indifferent, as if he didn't hear it, suddenly took a step forward, Pei Xu was startled, reflexively wanted to back away, but found that his foot tripped, something was entangled he.

Pei Xu looked down and found that it was indeed Han Su's particle net, and his feet were tied together. Pei Xu: "..."

Before he could react, his wrists felt cold, and his hands were tied behind his back.

Pei Xu:! ! !

The little computer didn't know how horrifying his behavior was. He tied Pei Xu up, and then began to test the new use of particle nets on him. He changed the hat and beard that he wanted to change before, and Pei Xu's face hung It was full of snow-white filamentous particle nets, and said vaguely: "What are you doing... why don't you let me go first."

Han Su said: "You don't believe what you say, you liar."

Pei Xu silenced instantly.

He had no choice but to let the little computer fiddle with it. After a while, Han Su hung him up on the tree again, shaking in the wind like pork jerky.If some unlucky student passes by, he may be assassinated by the marshal tomorrow.

Han Su tried all kinds of weird things on Pei Xu, glasses, shirts, sweaters, belts woven from particle nets... some of them look decent, while others are ugly. It probably depends on the handwork of the small computer. ability, but Pei Xu simply closed his eyes and went to sleep, so as not to be pissed off.

No matter how many patterns you can get tired of playing, Han Su gradually lost interest, and when he was about to finish knitting the last scarf, he put Pei Xu down. He wrapped the snow-white scarf around Pei Xu's neck, strangled it a few times, Pei Xu coughed, Reluctantly opened his eyes: "Are you going to strangle me?"

Han Su could feel Pei Xu's Adam's apple sliding up and down, touching the particle net lightly, bringing a slight itching, the small computer slipped, and one end of the particle net fell into the collar of Pei Xu's unbuttoned two buttons .

Pei Xu: "..."

Han Su: "..."

Pei Xu felt the cool particle net hanging on his chest with a complex expression. He was about to say something when he suddenly caught a glimpse of Han Su's curious eyes, paused, and quickly shouted: "Stop! Calm down! Damn..."

Before he finished shouting, all the particle nets on his neck had slipped into his collar.

Pei Xu's face turned green.

Han Su was purely curious. He transformed the scarf-shaped particle net into a water-like fluid, and slowly slid along Pei Xu's heart. His heart was beating very fast, and the small computer used itself as a stethoscope to listen there for a long time. , and concluded that Pei Xu might have a heart attack.

With this heart rate, Han Su suspected that he would explode and die in the next second.

The particle net continued to slide down, circled twice on Pei Xu's abdominal muscles, and then slid around his waist. Pei Xu didn't know why he didn't make a sound for a long time. When Han Su found out that something was wrong, he was already dumb. He said in a low voice, "Stop playing."

Particle Net paused, and Han Su's eyes fell for two minutes, then moved up and looked at Pei Xu for two seconds, honestly said: "Oh."

After the particle net was retracted, Han Su curled his fingers uneasily. He felt that his body was a little hot, maybe Pei Xu's body temperature was dyed on the particle net... It seemed even more strange to think about it this way.

Han Su suddenly began to regret, he wanted to throw the particle net just now into the pool, don't want it.

However, after the particle net was taken back, it was integrated with the small computer. When it was decomposed again, it was no longer the previous particle net. Like a puddle of boiling water, his face became visibly red.

Pei Xu: "...Why are you embarrassed? Isn't this kind of thing more embarrassing to me?"

Han Su took two steps back and looked up at the sky.

Pei Xu coughed, and pretended not to care and took two steps forward, his posture was so stiff, after walking for a while, Pei Xu decided to sit down.

shame.

Pei Xu buried his face in his hands, rubbed himself viciously, and said to himself, why am I so embarrassed?Isn't this kind of thing a man's experience?Obviously, when I taught Han Su last time, I didn't feel that...

Grass.

Thinking of the "teaching" experience of holding a small computer on the bed last time, Pei Xu was about to suffocate.

When I thought about it, I didn't feel anything. When I thought about it, I couldn't help but think of the small computer lying on the quilt, slightly arched because of tolerance and discomfort, like a smooth and beautiful touch in the dim light. Meticulous lines, snow and night are intertwined, and the room is full of vitality and fragrance.

Fuck me.Pei Xu thought.

With a sullen face, he put his arms on his waist, trying to cover something, and he spurned himself three hundred times before looking up at Han Su again.

Han Su has moved to the edge of the pool.

The two looked at each other for a moment, Pei Xu didn't want to walk over like a crab, so he had to shout to the small computer from the air, trying to ease the awkward atmosphere in the air.

"You won't tell me what happened in school during this time?" Pei Xu kicked the topic ball to Han Su.

Han Su kicked the ball back to him: "I want to hear from you."

"..." Pei Xu bit the bullet and chatted awkwardly, while pressing his arms on his crotch, gritted his teeth and said, "Eat, sleep, handle business...I miss you."

After saying the last two words, Pei Xu felt that the strands of his hair were burning, and it was... more difficult to suppress.

Han Su didn't know Pei Xu's struggles at all, and counted to him solemnly: "Eating at school, sleeping, attending classes, training..."

He paused for a moment and said, "I didn't miss you."

Pei Xu: "?"

The little computer was telling the truth. He was very upset about Pei Xu's leaving without saying goodbye, so he temporarily closed the folder about Pei Xu in the system, and he didn't unlock the folder until he met Pei Xu today.

Pei Xu was unhappy in every possible way: "Then who are you thinking about? What are you thinking about that card, Kaman?"

Han Su shook his head: "I didn't miss you, but there are still traces of you in the system."

Pei Xu was taken aback.

His eyes gradually softened, and after a while, he whispered: "Tell me honestly, do you want to stay with me?"

As long as Han Su affirms it, he will stop thinking about so many disturbing issues, and he will put all his worries behind him, and stay with this little computer until the day when he can no longer control his feelings.

Pei Xu thought to himself, in Han Su's eyes, he is his elder brother, who stipulates that elder brother can't hug and kiss... Kiss the little computer? !If you are perverted, you will be perverted, if you don't pervert, you will be a waste of youth!From today onwards, he is the most protective family member of the small computer, whoever dares to hook up with Hansu without a long-sighted person will punch him one by one...

"I don't want to be with you," Han Su said suddenly, "I want to be with you."

The voice behind was too low, Pei Xu was far away, and his mind was in a mess, so he couldn't hear clearly: "Huh? Louder?"

Small computer: "..." The battery is out.

Han Su stared at him for a long time, seeing Pei Xu terrified, couldn't help asking:

"what happened?"

Han Su said slowly, "You have been sitting there for a long time, do you need my help?"

As soon as the little computer said to help him, Pei Xu recalled Han Su's flushed eyes while clutching the quilt that night, his body froze immediately, and he quickly refused: "No, no..."

Han Su waved his hand, Pei Xu was shocked, thinking that the little computer was going to take off his pants in broad daylight, and hurriedly covered his belt, but Han Su's target was not there at all, he wrapped Pei Xu's leg with a particle net, and then Push forward hard——

With a "plop", Pei Xu fell into the pool in front of him.

The water in the pool at the end of autumn was so cold that I poured it all over my body, and immediately all the fires were extinguished.

Pei Xu: "..."

The author has something to say: tough men suffer

Thanks to the little angels who are irrigating the nutrient solution for the small computer every day: 1 bottle of brown;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!