Antique Shapeshifting Heartthrob [Interstellar]

Hearing Pei Xu's question, Han Su replied dryly: "I never pass small love letters to my classmates."

In fact, today, students generally do not like to use paper materials to write things. First, the network is developed. The virtual stationery on Starnet is beautiful and exquisite, and you can choose a variety of fonts and languages ​​for writing. Second, it is most people’s The handwriting is too ugly, and it is a waste to use expensive paper to write on.

Therefore, although Han Su has received hundreds of virtual letterheads at school, no one would write to him with a pen.

Han Su took the pale silver letterhead that Langley handed him. The front of the envelope was beautifully printed, and the scent of grass and ink came to his face.

Just as Han Su was about to take apart the letter, she caught a glimpse of Pei Xu with a dissatisfied face next to her, paused her fingers, and suddenly pushed the thing to him: "You come and take it apart."

Pei Xuzheng couldn't wait for it, so he quickly pulled out a thin piece of paper inside, and after only one glance, his face changed drastically. Before Han Su came over to read it, he covered the content on it.

Han Su:?

The little computer looked up at him inexplicably, and happened to meet Pei Xu's gaze. The two were silent for a moment, and Han Su asked, "What did you write?"

Pei Xu coughed, covered the paper and grabbed it down, crumpled the pure white letter paper into a ball, pinched it in the palm of his hand, and said, "Threat letters, children, don't read them, they will be frightened." arrive."

Han Su insisted, "I don't believe it, let me take a look."

Pei Xu hid his hands behind his back, and the small computer climbed onto him. The two of them were in a stalemate for a while. Seeing that Han Su was about to shock him again, Pei Xu lowered his tone and whispered: "Han Su, don't make trouble!"

The little computer froze.

Pei Xu took the opportunity to stuff the ball of paper into the crack of the sofa, and then said sullenly, "It has nothing to do with you, it's a threat letter sent by a political opponent who knew you lived with me, just leave it to me to deal with it." .”

Han Su looked suspiciously at his face for a moment, but the seriousness and anger in Pei Xu's eyes didn't seem to be faking, the little computer hesitated for a moment, and said, "Okay."

Pei Xu heaved a sigh of relief, and pulled his hand from behind, trying to push Han Su off his body, but just as he raised his hand, Han Su suddenly pounced, a tiny electric current flashed across, Pei Xu's hand was sore, Han Su was caught Pressed and spread out the palm.

The palm is empty.

Pei Xu: Look, I know it.Fortunately, the reaction is fast.

The little computer didn't catch what it expected, and stared at Pei Xu's hand in bewilderment for a long time, then stretched out his hand and scratched his palm lightly with his fingertips, trying to confirm.

Pei Xu withdrew his hand, grabbed Han Su's cool and white fingers, and sighed: "Actually, there is something I have been keeping from you."

Han Su: "?"

"I'm a person with a supernatural power," Pei Xu said calmly, "My supernatural power is to burn paper."

Han Su: "..."

Is the little computer really so easy to deceive?

When he was sleeping at night, Pei Xu walked into his room, conditioned to reflexively "hmm", and stared at his bedroom dumbfounded.

The mountains of books on the window sills have been emptied and returned to the bookcase one by one. The warship models littered all over the floor have also been arranged, along the corners of the walls connecting the head and the tail, forming a half circle around the bedroom, making the central floor It's not so messy after all.

The quilt that had been crumpled into a ball was like cold tofu at this moment, and it lay quietly on Pei Xu's bed, without even a single wrinkle on it, and Pei Xu looked at his optical brain screen again——

Forty or fifty folders on the screen also disappeared.

Pei Xu's pupils shrank suddenly, and he rushed to the light brain in three steps at a time, and then saw a general folder named "garbage factory" in the lower right corner of the empty screen.

Pei Xu clicked in and found that it contained all the files he had placed on the desktop before.

"..."

Han Su came from the next door with his pillow in his arms. Pei Xu looked back and saw that the little computer was quietly walking to his bedside, and then lay straight on it——

"Stop!" Pei Xu was incompetent and furious: "Go back to your room and sleep! Don't sleep with me!"

The little computer didn't move, and stood up together with the quilt on the bed.

Pei Xu wanted to drag him out, but Han Su struggled twice and covered his head under the quilt, as if he didn't listen to bastard's chanting.

Pei Xu tried to reason with him: "Don't stay here, I'm not safe here."

Han Su: "..."

"Okay," Pei Xu said, "I'm not safe!"

Han Su: "."

Pei Xu: "That's right, it's not safe for you to face me."

The little computer finally got up slowly, and the first sentence left Pei Xu speechless: "Didn't we often sleep together before?"

Although it makes sense, whether it's in the Marshal's Mansion or the mid-term assessment, the two often sleep next to each other, but before that it wasn't that...

Pei Xu thought with a headache, the kind of thoughts he hadn't made clear about Han Su before, is there any difference between sleeping with a small computer and sleeping with a stone?No! ... At most there is only a little difference!

Pei Xu: "Why are you sleeping here?"

The little computer hesitated for a while and said, "Because my system is broken."

The system was broken, and it couldn't be repaired. Han Su broke the can and decided not to care about his strange words and deeds.

Pei Xu:? ? ?

Han Su looked at his expression and repeated again: "I want to sleep with you."

Pei Xu: "."

Whenever the little computer said "I want to sleep with you", Pei Xu would have a weird, awkward, unimaginable feeling of being robbed.

Pei Xu: ... Grass.What is it all about.

When she slept until midnight, Han Su woke up suddenly.

There is a ridge of quilts between him and Pei Xu. Pei Xu's reason is "I am afraid that I will not sleep honestly and turn over and crush the small computer", but now... Han Su reached out and fumbled, and found that there was nothing there one person.

Han Su frowned and sat up, looked around the bedroom, although it was extremely dark, Han Su could still see clearly, there was no figure of Pei Xu in this room.

He reached out to touch Pei Xu's pillow again, and there was still a little bit of warmth on it.

Han Su got out of bed, walked barefoot to the door, and quietly opened the door. Sure enough, there was a ray of cold light outside, and Pei Xu seemed to be in the living room on the first floor.

Han Su didn't make a sound, moved to the stairs, and looked down quietly. Pei Xu was sitting on the sofa, and there was a piece of crumpled paper on the glass coffee table in front of him.

The little computer recognized it and found that it was a letter that had been "burned" by Pei Xu's paper burning ability.

Sure enough, Pei Xu lied to him again. If he was a small liar, then Pei Xu was a big liar.

Han Su saw that he lowered his voice and was talking on the phone with others, and his eyes were fixed on the piece of paper in front of him. Judging from his expression, he seemed to be in a very bad mood. After a while, he took a few photos with his personal terminal and sent them to another The person at the other end, Han Su heard his last sentence was "Notify me immediately if you find it, and go to the password office of the military department to handle the necessary procedures."

After speaking, he hung up the communication, then picked up the crumpled piece of paper on the table, tore it into pieces twice, and threw it into the trash can at his feet.

AI will clean up the garbage in the house tomorrow morning, and it won't be found by then.

The little computer hesitated for a while, but Pei Xu went back to the bedroom first, lay back on the bed and put on the quilt. He had just finished his disguise when he heard a soft knock at the door, and Pei Xu came in.

With her eyes closed, Han Su felt that Pei Xu seemed to be standing by the bed observing herself for a while, rubbing her hair before going to bed and continuing to sleep.

He seemed to have something on his mind. He tossed and turned for a long time before his breathing calmed down. After Han Su patiently waited for him to fall asleep, he moved to the side of the bed at a speed of one centimeter per second, and then quietly fell off the bed under the support of the particle net. No other sound came out.

It was already past four o'clock in the morning when the small computer was found in the living room in the dark.

Han Su glanced at the pinhole cameras that can be seen everywhere in the dark, then reached out and turned on the small vertical lamp beside the sofa, and then began to rummage through the trash can.

There were dozens of fragments of different sizes lying in the trash can. Han Su frowned for a while, then extracted them all with the particle net, put them on the glass tea table, and then entered the shape of each fragment into the system.

With the help of systematic analysis, Han Su quickly put it back together.

Since Pei Xu can casually tear things up and throw them into the trash can, it means that this is indeed an undisputed piece of plain white paper, and the handwriting on it is also plain printed, the kind commonly used in the entire alliance.

After looking at the small computer for a while, his eyes fell on the two short sentences on the white paper.

【I know every structure of your body】

【the same as you】

Han Su looked at it for a long time, wondering why Pei Xu didn't let him read these two sentences.

After all, the little computer does know every structure of the human body, and the other party knows the body structure of the little computer—it's not impossible.

In Han Su's eyes, these two sentences can be analyzed by subject-predicate-object complement grammatical structure, complete in structure, concise in content, and direct in meaning. They are two normal sentences.

The little computer began to wonder again whether it was because of low self-esteem that Pei Xu didn't let himself see the letter.

Because he doesn't know the structure of the small computer.

Combined with what Pei Xu said before, the reason is very clear: Pei Xu, who does not know the structure of the small computer, was threatened by a letter sent by a political opponent who knew the structure of the small computer. Pei Xu felt very inferior and frustrated, and worried that the small computer would look down on him, so Sitting in the living room without sleeping most of the night, demanding that the person who sent the letter be caught quickly.

Han Su felt that his logic was clear and powerful, he swept the shredded papers into the trash bin contentedly, then turned off the light, and went back to the room.

As a result, when he opened the door, he ran into a warm chest. Pei Xu seemed to have been waiting for a long time, and even his pajamas were stained with the chill of the night. He hugged Han Su tightly and said with a sigh: "I still can't hide it from you, you Saw?"

Han Su: "Yes."

Pei Xu looked down at him: "Aren't you afraid? I will send some more people to protect you recently. Don't worry about such small things. Maybe it's just a prank..."

The little computer was thinking about how to get Pei Xu out of his inferiority complex. It seemed that Pei Xu was hit hard by the letter from his political opponent. Han Su was a kind little computer, so he opened his mouth and reached out to grab him. Pei Xu buttoned his clothes, and said softly: "Let me teach you to recognize the body structure of the little computer."

Pei Xu was silent for a long time, and finally said in a daze: "Huh?"

The author has something to say: Compassionate little computer

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