Antique Shapeshifting Heartthrob [Interstellar]

Pei Xu has been feeling a little melancholy recently.

Because of the diary and video incidents a few days ago, Han Su moved out of his room again and returned to the guest room with a firm attitude, not necessarily softening at all.

Pei Xu looked at his diary and videos again, and felt that he was really bad when he was young.

Not only did he play truant from school, but he also fought with the professor during class, and played with the small computer every day after class. According to his own diary, Pei Xu once stole the small computer from the laboratory and took it to the vegetable stall of his school’s club Before, let the small computer stay in the sun to be in charge of quoting, and finally Hansu got stuck because the CPU temperature was too high.

Pei Xu couldn't help calling himself an idiot.

As for the few films, Pei Xu poked around and found a small pornographic film in it, but he had no memory of it himself, and he didn't know which classmate it was from.

Pei Xu felt sour when he thought that the Academy might have even studied antique pornographic films.

Pei Xu dragged the useless data into the crushing station, leaving the diary on the screen and himself looking at each other.

Pei Xu glanced at the time in the lower right corner, it was already past twelve o'clock in the evening, he gritted his teeth and dragged the diary folder to the crushing station, paused for a moment, then dragged it back to the encryption station.

As long as it is encrypted, the little computer won't find out that he left the diary in this optical brain, Pei Xu thought.

Although the behavior was bad, it was at least a rare memory.Pei Xu silently convinced himself.

After dealing with the things brought out by the spider web, Pei Xu hesitated for a long time, and then went to the Xingwang forum to search for solutions to his and Han Su's current problems.

Although the last time I posted on the forum to ask for help, the consequences were extremely bad, but Pei Xu believed that he must have misunderstood it, and there must be no problem this time!

He opened the forum and entered the question: "Because of the wrong things I did, what should I do if my boyfriend doesn't want to talk to me now?"

Before posting, Pei Xu checked his question three times, and felt that the wording was rigorous, the language was concise, and the question was accurate, and there should be no major deviations.

Soon, Pei Xu received replies from netizens from various galaxies:

[Scumbag?Scumbag?Scumbag? ]

[Here comes another scumbag, the concubine is already tired, let's drag him to the crematorium]

Seeing this, Pei Xu was startled, going to the crematorium is so serious?

[Wife chasing crematorium gkdgkd]

[The landlord wants to know what to do?You should kneel on the ground at the door on a rainy night, hold your heart in your hands, and shout "I will give you my life", so that you can be forgiven]

Pei Xu turned his head and glanced out the window. There were many guards patrolling outside.He thought about the scene where he was kneeling at the gate of the Marshal's Mansion.

Pei Xu: "..."

[The crematorium is right, there is nothing that cannot be dealt with by entering the ICU once, if there is, it will be entered several times]

[Scumbag biss!Come on, drag it down and kill it]

Pei Xu frightenedly closed the forum and applied to delete the post, deeply feeling that the hostility of netizens is really serious now.

After thinking about it to no avail, Pei Xu turned off his optical brain, decided to repeat the daily tasks, and went to the door of Han Su's room to persevere in repentance and introspection.

At this point, the small computer is usually watching a movie or learning knowledge.Han Su is a small computer with a very learning spirit, which is reflected in the fact that he carefully sorts out the useless and outdated inventory in the system every day, absorbs new things, and is very interested in the current holographic movies and dramas of the alliance. It can promote the system upgrade of the small computer.

Pei Xu walked to the door of Han Su's room, and slowly raised his hand to knock on the door.

Sure enough, there was no movement.Han Su might be wearing earphones, so he couldn't hear his knock on the door, Pei Xu comforted himself.

He was about to knock again, when he suddenly heard a shrill siren from outside the house, Pei Xu frowned - something touched the protective shield above the Marshal's Mansion.

Could it be that the little computer ran out again? Pei Xu felt cold, and raised his hand to twist the doorknob. Before he could do it, the door opened first, and Han Su stood inside with wet hair. Pei Xu blocked the door firmly and was stunned for a moment.

Pei Xu withdrew his hand calmly, and said in a calm tone, "I heard movement outside, and I was worried about you, so I came here to take a look."

Han Su seemed to have just taken a shower, and was only wearing a snow-white bathrobe in a well-heated room—since Pei Xu bought him a lot of new clothes, small computers seldom woven through particle nets shirt.Pei Xu coughed, his eyes fell down inadvertently, and found that Han Su's collarbone was still stained with water, so he raised his hand to wipe it gently for him.

Han Su: "."

Pei Xu: "..."

The tentacles are warm and smooth, as if touching the particle net of a small computer.

This person, as long as he is shameless, he is invincible in the world. Pei Xu figured it out in a flash, his skin thickness suddenly increased by 300 meters, and he wanted to squeeze into the small computer room to start a mess.

Han Su reminded him in time: "The alarm system is sounding."

Pei Xu propped the door of the house to prevent the small computer from closing the door, and casually said: "There are guards outside." Before the words fell, Pei Xu suddenly heard footsteps in the living room downstairs, and then Langley said seriously The voice came over, very loudly, with the barking of the general: "Marshal! Suspicious people have invaded!"

Pei Xu: "..."

Han Su pulled his hand away and walked out with a calm expression, not at all affected by Pei Xu's hooliganism.

When he came downstairs, Han Su happened to see the admiral coming over wagging his tail, and stroked its tail hair. The little computer asked Langley who was standing beside him: "What's wrong?"

Langley glanced at Han Su's bathrobe, then suddenly raised his head to look at the ceiling, and replied solemnly: "An abnormal suspicious person has triggered the protective cover mechanism. According to the system analysis, it should be one or two humans."

Pei Xu followed downstairs and asked with a dark face, "Where is the person?"

Langley: "Run."

Pei Xu: "?"

Langley pointed to the admiral who was circling at his feet: "But the admiral bit off a piece of fabric from the opponent's trousers."

Pei Xu was silent for a while, then asked, "Is there DNA on the fabric?"

Langley said in surprise, "Of course not."

Pei Xu: "That's a fart."

Langley looked at the irritable Pei Xu, and at Han Su who was going out on his own. He understood that the two had conflicts again, and the problem had not been resolved, so Pei Xu had intermittent violent attacks.

A thief crawled into the Marshal's Mansion tonight. I don't know what kind of brainstorming, but he dared to climb on the wall here. What's even more strange is that the guards on guard outside didn't find any trace of the thief, so I guess it might be The other party has certain innate abilities, such as invisibility and short-distance teleportation, thus avoiding surveillance and guards.

After checking left and right, nothing was found. This person seems to just want to climb the wall of the Marshal's Mansion. The purpose is unknown, and the trajectory of his actions is unknown. Said: "It can't be AI again."

Pei Xu said angrily: "Everyone has run away, let him go."

The Marshal's Mansion stepped up prevention and control, but late at night the next day, the alarm system sounded again. At that time, Pei Xu was about to jump from the balcony to the small computer room. feet, and fell soundlessly headfirst into the bushes below.

In the middle of the night on the third day, when Pei Xu heard the siren, he was already numb. Fortunately, the thief who climbed the wall today did not seem to have supernatural powers. , I think it seems a little familiar.

"What's your name?" Pei Xu walked around him twice, his tone a bit puzzled.

The thief who was caught was not very old, he looked like he was still a student, he didn't seem to care about being watched by a group of people, he stared at Pei Xu and said: "Han Su knows me!"

The small computer that happened to come out of it heard the words and replied, "I don't know."

Yang: "?"

Pei Xu rested his chin on one hand, carefully sized up the tall boy, and suddenly said, "Your father is in the guard, right?"

Yang snorted from his nostrils to express his acquiescence, he was sure that the Marshal's House would not dare to do anything with him.

"I remember your father is quite normal," Pei Xu said again, "Why does his son look so much stupider?"

Yang was caught off guard and was stunned. He was about to have a seizure when he heard the little computer ask suspiciously, "Pink eye?"

Yang was puzzled: "What pink eye disease?"

Han Su looked at him, and compared the name folders in the system, and found that Yang was his classmate, the one who used to be with Kaman all day long, and the little computer became popular because he stayed up late playing games eyes, thinking he had pink eye.

Han Su: "..."

I don't really want to recall, the little computer back then was so stupid.

Pei Xu finally remembered, but then became more confused: "What are you doing climbing the wall of the Marshal's Mansion in the middle of the night?"

Yang straightened his neck and looked at him without saying a word.

Pei Xu glanced at him, didn't bother to talk much at all, and waved Langley over: "Send him to his father, and charge him with trespassing on the Marshal's mansion, and let him decide."

After driving Yang away, Pei Xu finally felt something was wrong: "What are these people doing here?"

A group of guards looked at each other, and Han Su stood beside him with an innocent expression.

After a while, Langley tentatively said, "Maybe it has something to do with Xingwang?"

Pei Xu frowned: "What is Xingwang?"

Recently, he has been busy with AI-related affairs with the Senate during the day, dealing with the placement of AI-[-] remaining in various galaxies, and all kinds of red tape after the war. At night, he was busy trying to find a way to sneak into the small computer room. I'm so busy, how can I pay attention to any star network?

Seeing Langley's expression, Pei Xu suddenly felt something was wrong.

When Pei Xu was busy looking for a way to reconcile with Han Su, there were indeed some strange things on Xingwang.

First of all, the news about Pei Xu's private possession of the small AI was fired again and again. From the beginning of the public criticism, the trend gradually became very strange.When the Senate's first version of the draft AI law came out, the popularity of this news skyrocketed. Pei Xu glanced at the comments below, and it turned out that they were all netizens who shouted that they also wanted a close little AI.

[Suck, take a sharp breath of the little computer]

[After the AI ​​bill comes out, can I apply for an AI boyfriend]

[It’s so pretty, are all the AIs so good-looking? ]

[Want to steal a computer... the moon does not sleep and I do not sleep, team up to steal the computer, baby]

At the same time, there are many related hot topics on Starnet, with the number of people discussing more than one trillion. Pei Xu hastily looked around. These topics include "small computer support group gathering place", "Hansu life photo bot", "imaginary number" First-hand information pool" "Small computer Lalang with cp resource department"...

He casually searched for the meaning of "imaginary number". Enthusiastic netizens told him that this is the name of Pei Xu and Han Su's CP. Of course, the popularity of this CP is not as high as that of Han Su's single fan club. The reason is that Pei Xu The image he has established is really too fierce. Netizens are busy criticizing him, but few people wish him and Han Su well.

Pei Xu: "???"

He opened his own account, clicked into the comments, typed quickly, and told the restless and kind netizens: "Han Su is my own little computer."

Soon someone replied to him, Pei Xu scanned down, and the words were neatly arranged ten times, with a smiley expression on them, full of sarcasm.

"..." Pei Xu slammed the mouse, and the optical brain screen went dark in response, successfully blocking his murderous sight.

At the same time, Langley sent him a message in time to inform Pei Xu of the latest news: "Yang was beaten up by his father and opened his mouth, saying that he came to inquire about Hansu's situation on Kaman's behalf..."

Pei Xu was puzzled: "Why doesn't Kaman come by himself?"

Langley was silent for a while, and said, "Come on, he was the one who was bitten by the admiral the day before yesterday, and was grounded by Dewin later."

Pei Xu: "...Then who came yesterday?"

Langley: "I don't know, it may be other... other people on the Starnet."

Han Su's photos and information have been picked up, and the small computer has not only become an Internet celebrity, but also seems to be very dangerous, Pei Xu felt a strong sense of crisis spontaneously.

——During the emotional crisis period between himself and Han Su, so many monsters and ghosts suddenly appeared, and Pei Xu felt that the situation had become very bad for a while.

He sat in front of the desk, tapped his fingers on the smooth surface unconsciously, and slowly thought about the countermeasures.

No matter what, Han Su has to be coaxed back quickly. The small computer has so many criminal records of fleeing over the wall that Pei Xu can't even count it on one hand. At this time, he is very worried that Han Su will run out with the thief who climbed the wall.

According to Pei Xu's consistent experience, the chance of this kind of thing happening is not so high.

These days, Han Su suddenly likes to take a bath before going to bed at night. Before the small computer was worried that taking a bath would make her brain flood, but after the system has been upgraded several times, Han Su found that there is no need to worry too much about this problem—the small computer is obviously waterproof. .

And Han Su also likes to play with water in the bathroom very much. I heard that human beings often have such naive behaviors. The small computer makes bubbles in the bathtub, and then blows the bubbles into the sky, making a bathroom full of stains. Soap bubbles, Han Su had a great time.

After soaking in the bathroom for more than half an hour, Han Su calculated the time and felt that if he continued to soak, it would easily cause his body to feel unwell, so he stood up and prepared to wash away the bubbles on his body.

At this moment, the small computer seemed to hear some slight movement outside, but the sound was too quiet. Han Su frowned suspiciously, stared at the bathroom door for a moment, and turned his eyes away.

Perhaps the admiral was pawing at the door.

Hot water fell from the shower and fell gently on Han Su's body. Han Su looked down at himself and squeezed his arms. He suddenly felt that he was not very strong and strong, compared to most of the strong AIs. , the small computer is simply malnourished.

No wonder Pei Xu always looked at himself with worried eyes.

Han Su is also a little worried, and he can't get tanned, and he is white all year round. I don't know if it has something to do with the original snow-white shell of the small computer.

It's a bit hard to say, but Han Su has always been envious of Pei Xu's honey-colored skin, which looks very appetizing to the little computer.

What a strange idea, Han Su thought.

Han Su rinsed off the bubbles on her body, wiped them dry, put on her bathrobe, and walked to the mirror. It was covered with a thin layer of water mist, making the outline of the silhouette blurry. Han Su lightly hooked her finger , a small particle net appeared, slowly wiping away the mist on the mirror.

Han Su frowned. He found that his face was a little red, his eyelashes were still stained with water vapor, and his hair was messy. The small computer tortured his hair, and finally gave up.

Just when Han Su was about to violently comb his hair with the particle net, he suddenly heard a bang from outside and the alarm system suddenly sounded.

"..." Han Su was a little helpless, he thought it was another burglar who came to climb the wall of the Marshal's Mansion for some reason, the little computer opened the bathroom door and walked out, his footsteps suddenly stopped.

The lights in the room went out.

Although the night vision ability of the small computer is very strong, the darkness undoubtedly caused some troubles to the sight. Han Su took the lead to look at the window, and found that the window was closed well, so no one came in from the outside.

At the same time, the siren sounded from the side of the protective cover stopped abruptly, and the surroundings fell into silence.

Han Su frowned, first looked around his bedroom.The doors and windows were well closed, the heating was adequate, and most of the furniture was sunk in the darkness, and nothing could be seen at first glance.

The small computer guessed that there was a problem with the lighting circuit of the Marshal's Mansion.

Although this is less common.

Han Su walked two steps into the bedroom, ready to open the door, and asked Pei Xu next door what was going on, but the little computer took two steps, and suddenly found that the closet against the wall seemed a bit unusual.

Han Su walked to the closet suspiciously, stretched out his hand to pull the closet door, and suddenly saw a black figure jump out of the closet, grabbed the waist of the small computer, and pressed Han Su onto the soft carpet.

The white light of the particle blade flashed, and Han Su was just about to cut off the thief's head, when he suddenly heard a familiar voice saying, "I've caught you now."

Han Su blinked his eyes, put away the particle blade, turned into a thin and long particle net, and put it gently on Pei Xu's waist.

Pei Xu didn't notice what the little computer did to him at all, and said viciously: "You still dare to lock me out?"

Han Su: "No."

Pei Xu pressed the small computer's shoulder, and said angrily: "No? Then why don't you let me enter the room these few days!"

While talking, Pei Xu felt that what he said sounded really strange, like an incompetent and angry husband, so he calmed down his emotions and lowered his voice: "I apologize to you, you can punish me however you want, anyway Don't let me go to bed, okay?"

Han Su: "."

Pei Xu smacked his own words, feeling a little subtle.

The little computer kept silent, and the bedroom was quiet. The air smelled of lemon shower gel from the bathroom, a little sour and sweet, and the steaming heat gushed out, appearing hazy and blurred under the only bathroom light.

Pei Xu belatedly realized that the atmosphere was a bit ambiguous.

Han Su was pressed under him, with an innocent face, and the eyelashes were still steamed. The bathrobe fell apart due to the previous struggle. The side of his face was hot, and he suddenly didn't know what to say.

The two looked at each other for a while, and then he heard Han Su say: "Brother, I did it on purpose."

"I didn't let you come here on purpose," Particle Net climbed up his arm little by little, Han Su's tone was soft and light, scratching Pei Xu's heart like a feather, "I deliberately stimulated you."

The little computer looked innocent and innocent, Pei Xu looked into his eyes, and found that Han Su's eyes were pure black, as if he wanted to suck him in bit by bit.

He stretched out his hand and rubbed the broken hair on Han Su's cheeks, and there was a naughty particle net wrapped around his fingers, which felt cool and smooth to the touch. Pei Xu opened his mouth with a hoarse voice:

"Why? Little liar."

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