Lihai University full-time sparring

To make the other party realize, you must first give a hint.So the following conversation took place:

Morikawa: "Look at the biology books, peacocks are all males who open their tails to court! It's quite similar to human beings, we are basically boys who take the initiative to pursue a partner." The word "active" is specially emphasized.

Lian Er: "Morikawa doesn't need to pursue others, there will be many people who like you."

Why are you dragging me on again? What I said is to let you take the initiative, not to let you praise me, big brother!

Morikawa: "A pure love movie was released recently, let's watch it together~" Yumu's head should be aware of the specially selected movie where the hero and heroine have a crush on each other, hehe.

After watching it, Morikawa asked: "How is it? This movie is very sweet and realistic. In reality, there are many people who have crushes on each other."

Lian Er: "The filming was very interesting and the relationship was very sincere. But I think they wasted too much time. If any of them spoke three years ago, they would have been together long ago."

Morikawa is crazy, you still have the face to talk about others, don't you look at yourself?Fifty steps laugh at a hundred steps, how can a person who has been in love for more than a year have the right to say that he is slow!

With everyone's encouragement, a girl in the class plucked up the courage to chase after the boy she loved.

Morikawa: "That's great. Love needs courage. Maybe it's just a sentence, and everything will be different. How many years of youth can be wasted in life? Fortunately, they didn't miss it."

Lian Er: "Yes."

This is the end?Didn't inspire you?Don't you feel that people are happily together, which makes you feel a little sour?

After failing several times, Morikawa wanted to cut open Lianji's head to see what was inside.Even though he studies so well and plays well, every study and training plan is written so meticulously, how can he be so stupid when it comes to love affairs!

It seems that this trick doesn't work for the stupid staff officer, and a new method needs to be developed.Morikawa himself had given up treatment a long time ago and went to the forum with his mobile phone.Brainstorming and giving full play to the power of the masses is the kingly way!

Netizens commented: This is not easy, sex|seduction is the best way.People who like you will definitely have impulses towards you.Man, how can I control myself.

These people are too bad.But thinking about it carefully, this method seems to be good. On TV, the heroine throws herself into her arms a little bit, dresses a little more sexy, and the two of them will be a matter of course.

It's just that it's a bit difficult to wear it in such a thick winter.I just went to the hot springs, and I won't be going again in a short time.In this weather, not many swimming pools are open.

Wait a minute, when it comes to sex|seduction... Isn't the tennis club locker room the best place?In winter, when playing ball and sweating, you have to change your clothes. You deliberately took off your shirt in front of Lian Er to see how the other party reacted. Surprise would be more effective.It's not deliberate, and others can't catch him.wow, perfect.

After waiting for a few days, Morikawa finally found his chance.On this day, all the other members left, Zao Ji went back to the women's tennis court to pick up things, and only he and Lian Er were left collecting tennis balls.

"Morikawa, let me collect it, you go in and change your clothes first."

Morikawa is very happy in his heart, Lian Er, Lian Er, will send assists, why do you understand my thoughts so well.

He strode towards the lounge, and after entering the door, he quickly opened the window, wiped off the fine sweat on his forehead from walking, and peeked at Lian Er.According to Lian Er's stride frequency and stride length, he estimated the time when he would arrive in the lounge. It was almost the same time. Morikawa took off his coat. When he heard Lian Er's footsteps, he lifted the hem of his clothes and began to take off his shirt.

"Morikawa, you..." Lian Er paused unnaturally when he saw the scene in front of him, and was caught by Morikawa.

"Why are you still changing?" Lian Er casually put down the tennis rack in his hand and walked over.

"Ah, I just went to the bathroom." Morikawa patted his head pretending to be annoyed, "My memory is also hopeless, my clothes are still locked in the cabinet and I haven't taken them out. Wait a minute, I'll get the key first."

He took the key out of his pocket and opened the cabinet door.Lian Er stood in the middle and had to pass him to get to the cabinet. Morikawa walked over, feeling very nervous, thinking, Staff, you can't even speak now, you don't need some tricks, you don't know what to do, Brother, I really took great pains.

When Morikawa passed by, Lianji coughed and said, "Put on your clothes quickly, don't catch a cold. The flu has been rampant recently, and many students have been infected."

This guy, why is he so unlucky. "Impossible, my physical fitness is so good, don't worry." But it was really cold, especially when there was a gust of cold wind blowing in from the window, Morikawa was shivering from the cold, so he put on his clothes tremblingly.

These days, there is finally one thing that can make the dull Lianji react. Morikawa is very happy, humming songs unconsciously on the road.

Lian Er smiled and said, "Why is Morikawa in such a good mood?"

"Of course." On your side, brother managed to achieve some phased results, and I'm sorry for being unhappy.

"are you hungry?"

"A bit."

"I have an apple here, can I peel it for you to eat?" The two sat side by side on the bus, and Morikawa took out the apple in the fresh-keeping bag from his schoolbag, and even brought a small fruit knife.

"The tools are so complete." Morikawa praised, "Be careful, don't cut your hands. You can wash them, and you can eat them like this. You are afraid of hurting your hands when you brake suddenly on the bus. Let's eat half of it."

"I'm not hungry, you eat. Peeling is better, I will pay attention."

Lian Er bent slightly to peel the fruit, with a serious expression.Morikawa leaned against the back of the chair and watched - the hair on the back of Lian Er's head was cut very neatly, and there was no extra hair on the neck, which looked very clean.

After peeling the apple, he handed it over by the handle, and said with a smile, "Here."

Groups of buildings passed by outside the window, and the young man next to him had bright eyes and bright teeth, smiling and smiling.At this moment, Morikawa clearly felt a deep love welling up in his heart, and instinctively wanted to get closer to Lian Er, and could hardly hold himself back.

After staring at Lian Er for a long time, he picked up the apple and took a bite randomly. His heart was beating so fast, which made him panic.

I like it, I really like it.A boy like Lian Er, who knows each other well, how can he resist?

Morikawa had the urge to grab the people around him and confess, and he exhausted all his calmness to restrain it.After getting out of the car and watching the bus leave, he looked up at the sky. The sky was overcast, but his mood was bright.

He always wanted to share his liking with others, but he had no one to talk to. After thinking about it, he picked up his mobile phone and sent a message to netizens: Today he peeled an apple for me, I feel like him very much, sure!What I have to do now is to let him understand my heart, so that he will not be such a stupid unrequited love!

Netizens said: Congratulations!I feel like you two will be very loving.Are you 1 or 0?If you are together, you must do your homework to make each other comfortable. "

Morikawa has been reading posts about same-sex during this time, and he knows what 1 and 0 mean, but he hasn't figured out how to tell the difference.When a netizen mentioned this, he felt suddenly enlightened, and hurriedly searched the Internet: How do you know if you are 1 or 0?

The comments say that basically mature gays know what kind of attributes they are.

He felt that it was impossible for him to be 0, after all, his temperament was so manly.After thinking about it, Lian Er is unlikely to be, I have never seen such a good figure in the short video.

He searched: Two people are together, how to determine who is 1 and who is 0?

Some people say: Some people have a total attack, whether it is 1 or 0, it is 0 in front of him.For others, look at the aura between two people, the stronger one is usually 1.

Others said: The height determines the attack, no explanation.

Some people even said: look at the length.

It's all a mess, and none of it is reliable.Morikawa cut a picture and asked netizens: Is it really because of height?I'm shorter than him, but I feel like I'm a 1.

Netizen replied: What they said is not quite right. I think it mainly depends on the technology. If you live well, it is also a kind of enjoyment for the other party to do 0.The height theory is completely nonsense, I am shorter than my husband, but I make him very happy every time, I have always been on top.

Morikawa was very surprised: Then you keep calling him husband?

Netizen: It's strange, he is my husband, and I belong to him too.

Morikawa no longer struggled, and asked: How can I improve my skills?To be honest, the last time I watched that, I thought it was very difficult to do it successfully.

Netizen: Buy more teaching materials to study. There are several series of films that are very good and detailed. I recommend them to you.Usually read more posts, grasp the sensitive points of ordinary people, and explore slowly.

The netizen sent Morikawa the link to buy the video, and Morikawa ordered the best-selling sets, enough for a certain amount, and the store told him to give him another magazine.

Morikawa didn't dare to send this kind of thing to his home, the address was written to the school, and he repeatedly told the seller not to state what was inside.The delivery point was near, and I received it the next day. After class, the courier called him, and he signed for it sneakily. While Lian Er was away, he stuffed the courier in his schoolbag.

Videos, brother's technology is saved by you, I hope you will take up the heavy responsibility.To reach that point, he must make Lian Er extremely comfortable.

The first class in the afternoon is physical education. It was still early after finishing the required projects, and the teacher announced that it was free to disband.I don't know why, but Morikawa is always thinking about the express delivery, and the "specially interesting" magazine that the boss gave as a bonus, and I really want to go back and look through it, feeling urgent, and can't wait at all.

Lianji invited him to the library, but he declined.Running wildly on the campus alone, the first to rush to the class, secretly took out the courier from the school bag before everyone came back, afraid that others would see it, and covered it with other textbooks when pulling out the magazine, Transfer the magazine to the leg and tuck it between the sweater and shirt.

This is the only benefit in winter, wear more.Stuffing a thin magazine in the suit jacket was no problem at all, and he put his hands in his pockets so that no one would notice.

After finishing, he zipped up his schoolbag, threw away the express package, and walked out of the classroom.

The next step is to find a place where no one is there.There are many forests in Lihai, but there are also many students in physical education classes in the afternoon. Many girls like to take a walk in the woods in twos and threes.Morikawa was not satisfied after searching several places, and gradually moved to the vicinity of the student activity center. A light bulb lit up in his mind: Lian Er took him to a small room in the school hall before, it was so hidden that others would definitely not be able to find it. go there!

He hurried over there happily, and just as he was about to enter the Xuehuo Hall, a voice stopped him: "Sen Chuan!"

No way, it’s impossible to pretend not to see it like this!Morikawa turned around stiffly: "Liu..."

"Didn't you go back to the classroom? Why are you here?"

Morikawa didn't think of an excuse, and asked instead: "You still said you went to the library by yourself, aren't you here like me?"

"I borrowed a book to go back to the classroom from here, the road is relatively short." Lian Er waved the book on his hand.

"I, I..." Morikawa faltered twice, suddenly thought of something, and said, "Yamashita is practicing piano in the music classroom. I'll go and see him. He has called me many times, but it's not good to always refuse. The music classroom is not in the front." Well, it’s windy in winter, so it’s not that cold going this way.”

"Do you practice piano under the mountain? Speaking of which, I have never seen him practice once. Such a powerful piano skill is a kind of enjoyment in the cold winter, right? How about I go with you?"

"Ah?" Morikawa was stunned and hesitated, "This..."

"Is it because you are the only one invited under the mountain, and it's not convenient for me to go?"

"No, this doesn't exist, don't think too much." Morikawa said that, but he was roaring in his heart.Today, Yamashita didn't invite him to the music classroom at all, and he doesn't know where he is.He and Lian Er went to the music classroom after a while. If he was there, wouldn't the lie be exposed?No, don't let him know.

Morikawa was nervous, and Lian Er stared at him, making him even more nervous.

Lian Er said: "Then let's go?"

Morikawa moved his feet reluctantly.Mom, brain, please turn around, quickly find a way to hold Lian Er, so that he doesn't follow along to join in the fun!My brother didn't go to see other people's rehearsal, but he clearly went to read books that are not suitable for children!What's wrong, what's wrong with this, my brain is short-circuited and I can't figure it out at all!

Morikawa was anxious like an ant on a hot pot. Suddenly, Lianji's cell phone rang.

Morikawa was taken aback.

"Hello? Well, hello teacher. Okay, I understand, I'll go right away."

"Who is it?" Morikawa looked at Lian Er with bright eyes, "Which teacher?"

"Science teacher, let me go and find him. Morikawa, I may not be able to go to Yamashita with you, sorry."

"Ah, that's the case, that's really a pity. But it's okay, next time, let me tell Yamashita, anyway, there are many opportunities." Hahaha, Lian Er, hurry up and don't bother me!Science teacher, I usually blame you by mistake, you are so kind, you are like an angel sent by God to save me.

"Okay, then I'll go first." Lian Er said and turned around.

Morikawa, who was overjoyed, raised his hands and waved towards Lianji, "Goodbye!"

"Pa—" a book fell from his clothes.

Lian Er turned her head when she heard the movement, and her eyes fell on the book on the ground.

The world is quiet.

I'm going, I forgot to press the book with one hand in my pocket!Morikawa was frightened into a cold sweat, he quickly lowered his head to pick up the book, but Lian Er also moved very quickly, bending over to pick it up.

Both hands were on the magazine at the same time.

The magazine fell to the ground and opened naturally. It showed a man with blurred eyes and another person licking his ears. Both of them were naked.

Lian Er saw the contents of the magazine clearly, and suddenly looked up at Mori Chuan, with "Shock" written all over his face.

Morikawa: ...

Embarrassment, embarrassment from head to toe, embarrassment downright.

He wished he could find a crack in the ground and sneak in, so that he would never see Lian Er again!It's so embarrassing, how could this happen!

God, give me a time machine, let me travel back to just now, give myself two slaps, and make you do such a stupid thing!Also, is there any way to make Lian Er lose his memory, let him forget everything in front of him!

Lian Er hesitated for a moment, picked up the book, and handed it to Mori Chuan: "Sen Chuan..."

Don't call me, I'm dead, burn paper if something happens!

Ah ah ah ah ah!Can anyone be more embarrassed than him!Peek at the little yellow book, and let the person you like see it! ! !Don't pull anyone, I don't want to live anymore!He is going to jump into the river!

The author has something to say:

I rushed to finish writing, and finally sent it out today

Morikawa: I don't want to live anymore.

Lian Er couldn't stop laughing at the thought of this.

Morikawa: Are you still laughing?

Lian Er: Don't be angry, I'll buy a copy too, let's read it together.

Morikawa: Just one word, I only say it once.

The staff officer is a bit too bad, every day the film king possesses his body, seeing Mori Chuan being so urgent, seeing Mori Chuan seductively in front of him, and wondering if Mori Chuan can give more surprises, this is a bad idea!