Wife Rules

(Traveling through time and space) "Rules for a Wife" Xia Yan Ruo Nuan

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This article mainly entertains and destroys the three views, there are thunders and no morals, and you need to be cautious when jumping into the pit.

When an otaku wakes up and finds that he has changed his body—cat ears, cat tails and other favorite settings, it becomes a tragedy for him.

You can win a real fighter in a tall, rich and handsome man with inestimable combat power in every game!

He doesn't want to be a cat, let alone a wife, okay? !

"Get away from me your wife's rules!" Convex (゜炜゜メ)!

"Ok?"

"Ugh... well, then which of the above methods are you going to eat me today?" QAQ

Keywords: Rules for Married Wife, Xia Yan Ruo Nuan, Mao Er, Ling Mao, General Ghost Shadow, Jiang Jincheng

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001. No matter how cute the setting becomes, I will be terrified

[Secret Chat] Evening Drum Chaozhong: Ye Zi, let's get a divorce.

As soon as he went online, Ye Yang received a secret chat from his wife in the game.

He pursed his lips, put his hands on the keyboard and quickly replied: OK.

Afterwards, there was no news or explanation from Mu Gu Zhao Zhong.

Ye Yang looked at the place where his character went online, the clear water of the refreshing waterfall, with the little lotus swaying on it.Even the roads are formed by stones of different sizes.On the nearby arch bridge, there happened to be a man and a woman holding umbrellas, probably looking at the scenery.

No matter how you look at it, it makes him extremely bleak.

In fact it is—

Ye Yangle ran to pour a cup of yogurt, held it in his hand and sucked it in one mouthful, with a calm expression, thinking in his heart: Is it possible to save a lot of money by not having to prepare a gift for the Chinese Valentine's Day? —Although it is a game currency.

Although there is no cute little loli to follow him every day, but he is also very cute!

In this game with three loli bodies, male and female, Ye Yang's only preference is the loli body.After opening the new expansion pack, the cute, cat-like hairstyle is his new favorite.

With a pair of black cats on his back, Ye Yang walked towards the sea of ​​flowers one step at a time, adjusting the angle to see his daughter's cute pink panties (underpants).

As soon as he stepped into the sea of ​​flowers, Yiye Fluttering stopped.

In this purple and gorgeous sea of ​​flowers, there are couples of love, the one who stirs the foundation, the one who lays the corpse... He checked that he didn't form a team, opened the friends interface, and the evening drum and the bell were in the south. Xinjiang.The Yun Xiaoxia there is very beautiful, and they once took screenshots there as a souvenir.

Looking at his daughter's pink and tender fat times, Ye Yang leaned his head on the table sadly.

He just bragged about his romantic relationship with the gay friends in the group yesterday, and even took out beautiful screenshots to stimulate them.

Could this be called... Xiu Enai died early?

Mimi stared at the computer desk and fell asleep. Before falling asleep, Ye Yang seemed to see the entire computer glowing.

……

"In the early morning of August 27th, a large-scale power leakage occurred in Guangyang Community, causing one death and [-] injuries. The cause of the power leakage is still under investigation..."

Ye Yang watched the news broadcast on TV with a blank face. From the electricity leakage incident in the early morning of yesterday morning, he said that it is safe to use electricity, but a large group of grass mud horses galloped past in his mind:

Fuck! !How is this going? !

When I woke up, I saw the news broadcast on the TV. My mother, who was so concerned about maintenance and appearance, was crying to be supported, and her hair was messy.Although it was just a flashing picture, he still recognized the familiar figure.

"Mom, don't cry, I'm not here..."

As soon as he spoke, Ye Yang realized that it was not his own voice.Soft and hoarse voice - no matter how nice it sounds, Ye Yang has no time to appreciate it.

He seemed to realize something, and quickly lowered his head: "Heh——"

Ye Yang's breath took so long that he almost fainted.Anyone who finds out that he has changed his body will not be calm.Even on weekdays, Ye Yang reads a lot of time travel articles on the Internet.

"Calm down, calm down..." Ye Yang slapped his face: Didn't those traversers achieve great careers in the end, with beauties like clouds and thousands of younger brothers?No, the first thing to do when borrowing a dead body is to find out about the original owner of the body.

He couldn't help but glanced at the TV again, the news had already ended, even if the moment of taking pictures of his mother hadn't ended, it would have passed long ago.No matter how his body is, he wants to go back and see his mother.

However, when he actually sees his new body in the mirror, even this simple idea becomes elusive.

Just ask, how can he run outside with a pair of palm-sized cat ears and a fluffy tail.

What a cute setting, a big chocolate cat and a big tail.

Ye Yang tremblingly stretched out his hand to touch his body, and touched his crotch.The pair of meat in the room let out a breath.

Then, Ye Yang gritted his teeth again: Now there is no difference whether this body is male or female!If it's a woman, maybe he can still be narcissistic.

Messy thoughts ran in Ye Yang's head, he rummaged through the room with trembling hands, and finally found his ID card from a half-worn leather bag.

Recalling the appearance he saw in the mirror, he looked at the photo on the ID card in his hand.The boy has a small face, but his big blue eyes are more obvious. He stares fiercely at the camera as if he has a grudge against the person who took the photo.If it wasn't for that cute and cute face, this photo would look like a vicious wanted criminal, not a carefree teenager.

However, the teenager in the photo is normal - no cat ears.There is only flaxen hair fluffy on the top of the head, slightly curled.He is a normal human being. If you want to say that walking on the road makes people look back, it is also because the boy looks like a beautiful half-breed.

The boy's name was Ling Mao. According to the time on his ID card, he was only 16 years old when he testified.In the past three years, what happened to the boy?

In the entire two-bedroom, one-living room, there was only traces of the boy alone, so how did he usually live, and why did he occupy his body after death.

After thinking about the original owner of the body for a while, Ye Yang couldn't help thinking about what he would do in the future.

He looked carefully again, and there was no cash in the wallet, only a student ID card from three years ago.There are several bank cards and a piece of paper in the drawer of the computer desk, with some messy URLs and account passwords written on it.In the room, he even found the real estate certificate with Ling Mao's name written on it.

Very well, he worked in the capital for two years and saved enough money to buy a toilet, and now he has become a homeowner all of a sudden.

Looking at the bank card in his hand, Ye Yang knelt on the chair and turned on the computer.

Don't ask why you have to kneel, it's very inconvenient to suddenly have an extra tail, okay?Even though the tail can be controlled freely, Ye Yang has not really adapted to the fact that he has an extra tail psychologically, so how can he control it!

As soon as the computer desktop came out, the corners of Ye Yang's mouth couldn't help twitching.There is a weird eye on the desktop, which makes people look very shabby.Ye Yang ignored the discomfort caused by that eye and opened the webpage.

Three bank cards, Ye Yang tried using the birthday shown on his ID card, only one of them worked.The balance inside: 583 yuan.

Ye Yang leaned his head on the expensive keyboard: "God will kill me!"

002. The God of Divine Clothes Is a Murderer

Of course, Tian didn't really want to kill Ye Yang, otherwise he wouldn't have become Ling Mao.

……

After pressing the save button, Ling Mao picked up the milk glass on the table and took a big gulp.

It has been two months, enough for him to adapt to his new body, he is now Ling Mao, not Ye Yang.

Fortunately, he has changed his body and his brain. As a super nerd, he has inherited his previous job-translation very well.

Ling Mao's identity and education are bothersome. He still uses his previous work account to contact others, but his salary is changed to a bank card.

Fluffy tail shook a few times, Ling Mao opened the game "Book Sword Red Dust", his original account was frozen the next day after he uploaded it.This made Ling Mao not know whether to laugh or cry, and his brothers were still following his game account.

It's just that the daughter he raised for several years just disappeared. Although he doesn't have any top-quality equipment, he can still be regarded as a good number.

Ling Mao, who was lonely, empty and cold, and couldn't think of how to contact her parents, changed districts and raised a daughter again...

The reason why Ling Mao plays this game is that the loli character design is completely cute, and the other reason is that the graphics are beautiful and the plot of the mission is also very good.

Everything is missing in this magic suit, there is no shortage of players.When Ling Mao created the account, he chose the busiest server without any hesitation.He has always only liked to do missions to play dungeons, even if there are only two camps in this game without neutrality, he must join one of the camps after reaching the full level.The player and the player can see three cases of hacking in one step, and be killed once in three steps - of course, when the map of the faction is forced to open or Ling Mao forgets to close the faction.

Ling Mao liked this kind of liveliness very much.

The tail hanging under the chair swept back and forth unconsciously, and Ling Mao operated his nanny, Pidiandian, and ran to the Valley of Broken Ice.

Today, there are stone lotus flowers in Icebreaker Valley that can be picked, and they are only refreshed once a week, and they are scheduled for two hours.This is a mission item, and the reward is a piece of yellow clothes.The equipment in the game is graded by color, from low to high: white product, green product, blue product, purple product, yellow product, and orange product.

But there are very few people who do it, and even in places where there are so many gods, there are only a few people who quarry stone lotus flowers.

It is because, even