Wife Rules

God, is there! "

Eighteen forty-five:

"Master, have you masturbated too much! Tonight is a cross-server competition at [-] o'clock!"

Eighteen forty-five:

"Great God QAQ, please don't let the pigeons go."

Nineteen o'clock sharp:

"God, the game has begun..."

But whether it is YY or games, the profile picture of the great god is always gray.

The cross-server competition started at seven o'clock, and there were not enough people to enter the arena.A group of them are still in a team state, but what to do.

Ling Mao stood alone in front of the NPC who brought the players into the arena, and watched as the number of people around him became less and less.

After waiting for 10 minutes, Ling Mao drooped his ears:

[Team] Lingmao'er: I'm sorry, I got off first.

He didn't know why he had to apologize. Looking at the desktop after the game interface disappeared, Ling Mao was a little dazed.

For the first time, he felt that the game can give him very little, as long as the computer is turned off, everyone has their own life, and no one can contact anyone.

Even in the past few months, as long as he and the master are online, they are basically together, and they are still helpless now.He doesn't even know what the real name of the Great God is.

Some resentful thoughts rose in his heart, Ling Mao rolled on the bed after realizing it:

Holy shit! !

Ling Mao, do you still want to have further contact with the Great God? !Master is not the place where ordinary people HOLD!

Thinking of the divine words occasionally uttered by the Great God during the relationship, Ling Mao couldn't help but shudder.

So Ling Mao spent the whole night scratching the sheets... rubbing his tail and the soft curly hair on his forehead in a mess.

God, you wait, when you come up, I will give you a good ideological education class!

017. Player meeting

Ye Xuan gave birth to a daughter prematurely. The child born a year ago, the whole family will go to the Zhang family during the Chinese New Year.

So, on the night of New Year's Eve, Ling Mao bought a bunch of snacks and put them on the sofa, sitting alone, watching the Spring Festival Gala on the TV.

Ling Hao didn't dare to turn on the computer, because he wanted to play games as soon as he turned on the computer, and if he couldn't hold back the game, he would hang on YY.When he realized that he was waiting for the Great God, he felt weak all over.

Today's New Year's Eve everyone was visiting relatives, Ling Mao told himself that no one was there, but couldn't help but ran over to turn on the computer.

The game needs to be updated, so Ling Mao can't stop turning on YY.

As soon as I went up, I received a message from Fallen Leaf, and I was invited to join the channel as soon as I opened it.

"Ahhh - civet cat, you came up just in time!" Ci Xin Wuhen's voice sounded full of energy.

"What's the matter?" Ling Mao could hear the New Year's atmosphere from everyone in YY through the earphones, there was the background sound of a lively family, and there was also the sound of firecrackers being set off outside.

"Where is your home?"

"City A." Ling Mao replied, "Do you want to come to play? The scenery here is still pretty good."

"We are planning to all go to City A." Ci Xin Wuhen said with a smile, "There will be a player meeting with Shujian Hongchen in the next year, and it will be in City A."

"Ah? When?" Ling Mao didn't pay attention to the game for too long, and didn't even know there was a player meeting.

"Not long after the Lantern Festival." Tian Qing asked Ling Mao while drying the quilt, "If you are in City A, you will definitely come by then, right?"

"You must come!" Yuyu said while collecting clothes, "No one in our group has ever leaked photos, so it will be fun to meet when the time comes!"

Ling Mao touched the tail behind his buttocks with his backhand, and said, "Let's talk about it later."

"Don't." Ci Xin Wuhen was anxious, "It's not your fault that the master of the cross-server competition didn't come. You haven't played the game for so long and we thought you stopped playing. It's rare that everyone wants to come, so let's get together What!"

Ling Mao was stunned, and laughed: "It's not because of the cross-server competition that I didn't attend. My sister gave birth to a niece, and I'm busy during this time. I will go to the player meeting when I have time. Adults are busy. You kids won't understand!"

After saying this, there was a string of "乀(ˉεˉ乀)...go go go—" on the YY public screen.

The next few girls were discussing what to wear to be recognizable at that time. They chatted and found out that they all went to school in City A, although their homes were far away.However, after the Lantern Festival, the school will also start, which is very convenient for everyone.

Ling Mao didn't say anything, and didn't quit YY either.

In this way, amidst the songs of the Spring Festival Gala behind him and the high or low conversations of several girls, he curled up on the chair and fell into a deep sleep.

While half dreaming and half awake, a voice suddenly came to my ears.

"Fell asleep?"

Ling Mao was shocked and almost fell off the chair.

Looking at the time, it was already past two o'clock in the evening, and I was the only one left in YY with a vest that I hadn't seen for a long time.

"Great... Great God?!"

——Volume One·End——

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018. Bandits enter the house!

After Ling Mao yelled this sentence, the Great God went out from the room.Hastily opened the friend interface and saw that the avatar has been darkened.Sitting on the chair in a daze for a while, Ling Mao silently stretched out his hand to pinch his own tail, the pain made his hair explode: "Isn't it a dream? Damn it! My God, have you resumed your elusive life again?"

Ling Hao squatted on the chair and scolded for a while, he still couldn't get rid of his anger, but couldn't find a way to vent it, so he turned around in a irritated way.

At this time, the Chinese New Year should have been over long ago, and the trouble in the morning hadn't started yet.The sound in the ear is only the advertisement on the TV that is not turned off, and nothing else.

Ling Mao went behind his back and scratched the base of his tail, looking a little shaky, planning to wash up and sleep for a while.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

The civet jumped up from the ground in fright, and checked the time in confusion—four seventeen in the morning.

Fuck!Didn't the wronged soul go home?When he was here, the courier brother would come to deliver the courier, and no one would ring the doorbell at all, let alone in the middle of the night.

Moreover, no matter how much Ling Mao doesn't like this body, he has to admit one thing, that is, he took advantage of the original owner of this body.Without this body, Ling Mao would have been a lonely ghost or a vanished brain wave by now.

Ling Mao shivered suddenly, thinking that this was not a problem.

As a man, he can't be a coward!

Just when Ling Mao was about to sneak a peek into the cat's eye to see whether the person outside the door was a ghost or a human, the door lock rang.

This kind of sound, which sounded like it didn't sound like a key was inserted in the door lock, made Ling Mao scratch his teeth.

But he also thought clearly, this is absolutely impossible to be a ghost.Ghosts, it is easy to pass through doors and walls, so it doesn't need to be so strong to pick locks...

! !

Ling Mao's first reaction was not to resist the door, but rushed into his room and wrapped himself tightly in clothes and hat.

When he was struggling to fasten his pajama straps, the door opened.

Ling Mao wanted to scratch himself a few times, why didn't he know how to move a few cabinets to block the door!

Carefully pushing all the bedside tables and sofas in the room against the door, Ling Mao's heart beat so fast that he felt like vomiting.

Looking around the whole room, perhaps the best self-defense effect is the artwork decoration on the coffee table - made of porcelain, which can even hit people.

He somewhat regretted why he moved the computer desk outside the room, otherwise he could send a distress signal at this time.I also regret why I didn't remember to buy a mobile phone!

He couldn't see the outside situation in the room, and he couldn't hear the sound at all when he stuck to the door, but Ling Mao was sure that someone opened the door and came in.

Ling Hao tightened her clothes so that she would not hinder her movements, and leaned against the wall to listen carefully.His body has no advantage in strength, but is extremely flexible in terms of agility.Just as some behaviors are feline, this body also seems to have the softness and sensitivity of felines.

If it wasn't an ordinary thief who came, Ling Mao couldn't help but licked his lips, and he would have to scratch hard to go back.

"Open the door." The voice from across the door made Ling Mao's whole body tense, he held his breath, and wanted to reply: No one is inside!

After waiting for a while, the door was not hit, and there was not even the sound of the lock being unlocked. Ling Hao just breathed a sigh of relief when he heard a soft sound coming from the floor-to-ceiling windows of the room.

Turning his head suddenly, the floor-to-ceiling windows had been opened long ago, and a person stood there firmly, giving the most honest evaluation, "Your anti-theft measures are not enough, it's too dangerous to live in."

Anti-theft measures are not enough for your sister!I've lived here for so long and I'm safe!There is a small balcony outside the room, which is about two meters away from the balcony where the clothes are dried!Would a normal person straddle two balconies on the 26th floor? !And who are you!You look very familiar with me, or you are very familiar with the original owner of this body. Sorry, he has already returned, okay?You broke into someone else's house inexplicably, and you still look so generous, why don't you come and introduce yourself!

Ling Mao couldn't help lowering his body, complaining in his heart.But his face was expressionless, with an extremely calm look - if one ignores his messy clothes, and the bedside table and sofa behind him...

On New Year's Eve, it was still cold outside.

Seeing that Ling Mao didn't wear much, the man automatically closed the floor-to-ceiling windows with his backhand: "Turn on the light."

Ling Mao thought in his heart that the devil would turn on the light!What should you do if you are a real thief later? Are you going to kill and steal after seeing your appearance?His mouth moved a few times, and he said in a calm tone: "...no need."

The man was not polite, relying on his height and long legs, he stepped in front of Ling Mao in two or three steps, stretched out his hand and patted the wall next to Ling Mao, and patted the switch. With a bang, the whole room lit up again.

Ling Mao didn't move,