Wife Rules

Sending the salary to Dou Lingkou, there is no need to meet a 16-year-old girl who looks like a brain hole, isn't it?It's not their job to save a lost girl—

[Team] Tian Qing drying the quilt: I feel like I'm going to faint—I'm actually in the same team as the Great God——

[Team] Compassionate Heart Wuhen: The Great God was so angry that he became a beauty—(≧▽≦)——la la la, that post turned out to be true—I saw a lot of JQ and love——

[Team] Mu De Yu Lin: I am a shemale = gender male = civet cat, wife, where did you get the beauty?

[Team] Compassionate Heart Wuhen: I seem to know something...

[Team] Collect clothes in the rain: I seem to know something... +1

[Team] Tianqing drying the quilt: I seem to know something... +10086

Ling Mao has long been a spineless and crazy master

[Secret Chat] Spirit Cat: Great God! !You listen to me explain! !

[Secret Chat] Spirit Cat: Great God! !Things are not what you think! !

[Secret Chat] Spirit Cat: Great God! !Give me another chance! !

Don't worry about the lines that appear more than 100% of the time in this bloody drama, okay?

Ling Mao scratched the table——

God of QAQ, you should just talk to me, it’s okay to say something nice or late!

You don't react at all by being so silent, just stand there upright and show off your elegant and expensive white clothes, let the concubine guess your thoughts, don't - the concubine can't do it -

Wait, something messed in...

Ling Mao felt extremely heavy.

The master who was far away answered the phone and saw that the secret chat column was full of words and exclamation marks, and the image of a kitten scratching the wall and rolling around to die suddenly appeared in his mind.After licking his lips, the Great God put his hands on the keyboard:

【Secret Chat】Ghost Admiral: Good

When Ling Hao heard the sound of ding-dong, the cat on his head immediately stood up, with its tail circled around its body, raised Baolan's eyes for a look, and its tail wagged happily——

Great God—you really are a kind person—

However, the Great God soon let him know what it means to be happy too early——

"Admiral Ghost Shadow is at odds with you, and has started a vendetta against you."

5...

4...

3...

2...

1...

2 minutes later—

Haw—ah——

From now on, my mother no longer has to worry about me being killed in the battle for the map.

Because, he may never have the chance to stand up again QAQ.

009. Ling Mao, you are so naive QAQ

Ling Mao was exhausted, his ears covered his forehead, and his expression was somewhat aggrieved.

What crime did he do to provoke such a big Buddha.

Just when he was so sad that he couldn't add any more, he heard another ding-dong.

【Secret Chat】Ghost Admiral: trumpet name

Great God, are you not even letting my family members go!frenzied! !

Ling Mao was so angry that he stared at those four words, as if he wanted to stare a hole out of the screen.

Want me to tell you my trumpet, you dream!

Although I really want to do it this way——

In fact, Ling Mao stretched out his paws, and slowly and with difficulty typed in the chat box:

[Secret Chat] Lingmao'er: I'm a shemale...

【Secret Chat】Ghost Admiral: Shemale

A master without punctuation marks is also terrible, master, is this a declarative sentence or an interrogative sentence! !

but……

Ling Hao suddenly thought of the post called "Why is the devil inseparable?" Maybe the master really thought he was a soft and cute girl, so he used this clumsy (?) bullying behavior to show his presence ?

He suddenly felt that the post was the truth!

[Secret chat] Lingmao'er: Yes, God!I'm actually a man, a real man with handles!

Ling Mao felt that he had seen the dawn of hope again, and the cat's ears immediately stood up.After the master knows that he is a stinky and tough man who picks his feet, he will completely change his attitude like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves!

But how can the great god's thoughts be understood by mortals like him.

【Secret Chat】Ghost Admiral: Very good

Being passionate is a disease, and it must be cured!

Looking at the conversations in the team again, Ling Mao wondered if he could change districts again.

[Team] Compassionate Wuhen: The Great God and the Shemale didn't speak, is this a dark secret—[Excited]

[Team] Tian Qing drying the quilt: [shy] [shy] Hen Hen is so true, I am so shy to hear that——

[Team] No trace of compassion: o(=∩ω∩=)m

[Team] Collecting clothes in the rain: Sister, don't be so turbulent, I can feel your vigor——

[Team] Clothes collection in the rain: [Star Eyes] Shemale, are you a man or a woman, and are you in love with the Great God?

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻We are not in love!!

[Team] Lingmao'er: I have something to do suddenly, so I'll get off first.

Then, a group of people saw that cute loli's head darken.

[Team] Compassionate Heart Wuhen: Did we say it was too much?

[Team] Tianqing drying the quilt: QAQ Is the shemale angry?

[Team] Admiral Ghost Shadow: Shy

Is the fighting power of the great god breaking the table?

……

"Hmm...don't..." She begged for mercy in a soft, hoarse voice, weak but persistent.

The person pressing on him didn't show any intention of stopping. The man's broad palm was poked in from below, and the soft clothes were slowly rolled up and piled up on his chest, revealing the two pink spots on his milky white skin.Roll up with your thumb, twisting between your index and middle fingers.

That soft voice became even more greasy, trembling: "Don't..."

The slender hand grabbed the troubled one on the chest, and the soft tone suddenly rose: "Did you hear me! I'm a man!"

The man chuckled, his voice low and deep."Very good," said in an indefinable tone.

At the same time, the hand twisting the chest has slid down the waistline to the hip bone, and finally rested on the small stick that had been erected...

"Ah——" Ling Mao opened his eyes suddenly, recalling the dream just now: he was pressed down by a man in a skirt, kissed, teased, caressed...

The more he thought about it, the darker Ling Mao's face became, especially when he felt the wetness and stickiness under his body, he wanted to scratch himself twice.

Ling Mao, if you go on like this, is it the rhythm that you will be bent by the great god? !

Where did the problem go wrong? When he was Ye Yang, he was a real otaku who was full of love for two-dimensional cute girls... After being frightened by the great god, he made a dream of a real boy who was full of fantasies about macho men .

Ling Mao rolled around in a tangle, it must be related to this body!Cat ears and a cat tail are fine, and she still looks like a teenager. The point is... all kinds of lewdness...

I'm just a real chick with no sexual experience who even jerks off! !

QAQ I admit that sometimes I am very impure, thinking that when I have a girlfriend, I will buy a sexy suit for her to wear, and I also fantasize about two-dimensional cat-eared girls and fox-eared girls becoming my girlfriend...

But I really don't have that heavy taste! !

Ling Hao kept shouting in his heart and struggled, the pillow he rubbed in his arms was scratched.A face is expressionless, except for a pair of eyes that are wide and bright.

Hmm... This otaku has another attribute - as he becomes more and more otaku, Ling Mao has a little social problem in his daily life.This resulted in his facial expressions being relatively monotonous.Of course, after becoming Ling Mao, this young man's body gave him some vitality, and his facial nerves also developed a lot.Although only when alone...

010. Team members ([-])

Although the great god added Ling Mao's vendetta, he didn't kill him again.

Instead, he began to seriously teach Ling Mao how to use the little nanny for walking, how to match equipment, and how to improve his skills.When going online, Ling Mao received PVP stones from the master several times, and even once received a set of small super yellow outfits.Looking at the set of clothes in the backpack, Ling Mao felt a little dizzy.

This... Could it be being fostered? !

The great master carefully trained people with a very good appearance. He would point Ling Mao over and over again to teach Ling Mao when to use damage reduction, when to release control, and when to use burst.Tell him what's wrong with each technique.The master didn't know where he got the accounts of other sects, and let Ling Mao play with them, and the master used the nanny for a walk.

It's hard to imagine that the devil mentioned in that post, who has been playing for several years and no one has heard him speak, is this person.Stern, but extremely patient.

Ling Mao even almost forgot that his real master was Mu Ke Yu Lin, or he just put his face on it.

The happy teaching state continued until they met Dou Lingkou and a group of people again.

Originally, Ling Mao should have resolved the matter last time, but the Great Master didn't take that matter to heart at all.

The two were looking at the exchange outside the main city to see if there were any suitable stones, and there were quite a lot of stones to be inserted in a set of small best yellow products.

The more than 500 yuan in Ling Mao's hand has now been multiplied by countless times. Apart from the expenses of eating and drinking, he has no other use at all.He has saved part of it, and has no idea of ​​investing, and there is still a lot of money left.

He saw that the Great God had been free all the time, but his personality didn't look like he was doing freelance work.So I guess this is still a student, it should be a "ignorant" college student.

So, thinking of the equipment that the great god gave him, Ling Mao couldn't help but blush.He had graduated from university for two years in his last life, so he would not be able to take advantage of someone younger than himself, so he occasionally went to the exchange, and would buy good stones or equipment when he saw them.

Not only for the Great God, but also for Mu De Yu Lin and the others.

[Private chat] Mu De Yu Lin: Local tyrants, there is a fight here, can we not come here.