Don't Five Poisons [Sword Three]

Gu Sheng went back to the dormitory, opened the game, and created a new account.

In the character interface, I saw the various display actions of Chengmao, Chengfemale, Lolita, and Zhengtai. Du Ge is too coquettish, and Du Jie can't use it naturally.She's too short, she looks like a loli.

In the end he chose poisonous radish.

Chunmian doesn’t wake up, poisonous radish doesn’t take a shower, flower radish doesn’t wash her hair, Xiuluo likes to pick her feet, baatuo has no butt, meowluo loves chrysanthemums, beggarloves to play with birds, military radish likes to eat grass, paoluo is gay, Dunluo holds a shield in his mouth, Jiluo is a monster.This can be regarded as a generalization of these special occupations by the players of Jiansan, and the image is appropriate.

He still remembers watching a video of poisonous radish not taking a bath on a certain website, and there is a song like this:

She is holding a small flute, standing under my stomach, looks like a gentle woman, with white hair and green skirt, wearing a purple butterfly on her head, laughing like a silver bell.Nothing moved, the smell of the poisonous plant changed, filled with a decaying hollow, the flute under the armpit, had resisted behind, suffocated by firing at close range.Why didn't she take a bath, why didn't she take a bath, why didn't she smell like an atomic bomb under her armpits, why didn't she take a bath with poisonous radish, why didn't she take a bath with poisonous radish.

Recalling such a memory, Gu Sheng couldn't help humming the song about poisonous radish not taking a bath.

Seeing a little loli squeaking and holding a flute, Gu Sheng felt disgusted at the thought of playing the flute when using skills.

Unable to vomit, he suddenly felt disgusted with this new account.

Gu Sheng also chose a very vulgar ID for the new poisonous radish——Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju.

Look at this ID, it's a name that only a little girl with secondary illness would take.

Hmm, very nice!

Rubbing his chin, Gu Sheng couldn't help expressing his pride in his naming ability.

Gently typed a string of text on the keyboard with his fingers, and threw the newly created account to the booster Zhang Peng contacted him. He didn't want to train to level 95 by himself from beginning to end, it was too tiring and time-consuming.

Let's put the upgrade of the trumpet aside, anyway, there is a power leveling, so Gu Sheng doesn't need to worry about it.On the contrary, the Dujie account was more troublesome, so he had to ask Meiqing to find a power leveling agent for him.

After the Dujie account went online, Gu Sheng directly chatted with Meiqing.

[Secret Chat] Gu Shenghua: Apprentice, have you found the power leveling that I asked you to find for me?

The apprentice didn't reply him at first, so Gu Sheng opened the friend channel and saw that she was online, so he had to continue to wait.Who made them different camps, so they couldn't see each other's location.

One-way and two-way friends, the location of the opposing camp is invisible, Fatty Guo's change is really not practical at all.

It is only convenient for players who have festivals.Of course, if there is a real festival, it is also troublesome if you want to find the location of the other party.

After waiting tediously for a while, I finally received the game notification sound.

[Secret Chat] Mei Qing: Master, I'm typing this.Don't worry, someone in our gang will pick up Xiaotie's power leveling.

[Secret chat] Gu Shenghua: What about the price?

[Secret Chat] Mei Qing: See Master, do you want soft sister coins or gold settlement.

[Secret Chat] Gu Shenghua: What is the price?

[Secret chat] Meiqing: Ruanmei coin is 3 yuan for a piece of iron, and if it is gold, it is 2000J for a piece of iron.

Gu Sheng calculated, 200 yuan of small iron is 600 yuan, 40W gold.

Nima, another huge sum of money.

[Secret chat] Gu Shenghua: Let's settle the money with soft sister coins.

He doesn't have much gold on him, so buying gold is better than paying directly with soft sister coins.

[Secret chat] Meiqing: OK.Master, do you still want to flash this week, I will ask him to flash this CD for you for free.

Seeing that it's free, Gu Sheng is naturally very willing.

Hastily sent the account password to Meiqing's YY account.

[Secret chat] Gu Shenghua: I sent you YY account password, let him add me YY, let me know before going online, so as to save you from being top numbered.

[Secret Chat] Mei Qing: OK.

With Xiaotie's affairs settled, Gu Sheng can feel at ease.

In fact, he felt very painful and disgusted with brushing Xiaotie in the dungeon.

At the beginning, he made 70CW Birui Bailian because he was bored to accompany a former relative and friend to brush Zhan Baojialan's harness, so he picked up a bunch of small irons by the way.I didn't expect that the small iron brush was full, but I didn't see a piece of Xuanjing.

So one day, being bored, he found another relative and friend to brush the war treasure, but he didn't expect to be lucky, and he went out in one go.He felt that a certain relative or friend must be too dark, and if someone else brushed it together, they would be so popular that they would die.

The only bad thing is that at that time, two savages were formed, and for this, he paid each of them 1 gold as part-time wages.It was heartbreaking for a few days.

In the later 80CW, he didn't plan to do it at all, so he never asked for Xiaotie when he played Candle Dragon Palace and Imperial Palace.But he didn't want to, Xuan Jing paid several yuan, but no one in the group wanted it.

Then he had a brain twitch, and picked up Xuan Jing at a low price.

When he saw that piece of mysterious crystal in the backpack, he was in a daze.

The price to pay for this is to brush the Candle Dragon Palace every week until you collect 200 small irons and make a bathing phoenix.Holding it in your hand, it feels like holding a torch, and eating lotus root is very delicious.

In the 90s, Gu Sheng didn't want to be a CW at first, but Fengmu Wanqing was so beautiful, so many girls tore up so many Xuanjing for this weapon, and he was a nigger.Throughout the 90s, until he got A Jiansan, he still didn't see Xuan Jing's shadow.

The only few pieces of iron on his body were opened by him from the Fulu treasure box.He once fantasized about opening a treasure chest to get a piece of Xuanjing, then he would give it away, sell it for money in minutes, and then he would be able to have money to shoot Shensha Xuanjing.

Fatty Guo is very good at playing with people. When he wants, he always shows up.When you don't want it, I just give it to you.

Looking at the piece of Drunken Moon Profound Crystal in the backpack, Gu Sheng felt a little depressed.

Life is not easy, and in order to reflect the value of this mysterious crystal, he has to reluctantly pay for the small iron. 600 yuan, but half of his current property.

Picking up the phone, Gu Sheng sent a message to his little uncle asking for love and help, but the old man was too busy chasing people to help him at all.

Uncle: Shengsheng, if you don’t have money, go make money, don’t let your major be in vain.

Paralyzed, he didn't study this major because he likes it, and it's not because his mother forced him to. If he can graduate smoothly, he will be Amitabha.

Gu Sheng angrily replied a message: Uncle, you are so impersonal, no wonder you can't catch up with anyone, you deserve it (#‵′) convex.

There is also a voice message from his grandmother in WeChat.

After watching the voice message for a long time, he knew that his grandma would definitely tell him to drink nutritional supplements, replenish his body, and gain weight earlier.

Click to listen, and it really is.

"Little Shengsheng, grandma hasn't seen you for more than a month. Have you gained weight? You must drink the nutrition that your uncle brings to you. After drinking it, grandma will ask your uncle to deliver it to you... ..."

The older man's voice was a little hoarse and vague, and Gu Sheng could hear his grandmother's concern and love for him.

"Grandma, I will make it up."

Gu Sheng replied a voice message, stood up and looked at the pile of nutritious products in the cabinet that had just been wiped out, took out a bottle, opened it and took a sip.

Paralyzed, it's really hard to drink.

Taking a closer look at the bottle, it was still a small can of bird's nest, sweet, a man like him really doesn't like to drink this kind of stuff from girls.

The words "beauty and beauty" are printed on the filling bottle. He is naturally beautiful, so he doesn't need to drink this at all.

Couldn't help but rolled his eyes, although Gu Sheng thought so in his heart, he obediently finished drinking a small can of bird's nest.

The "Didi" alert sounded, and Gu Sheng saw that it was grandma who came back.

"Little Shengsheng, are there many pretty girls in the school? When will you bring one back to show grandma?"

Omg!

"Grandma, I'm here to study, not to date."

"Old Gu's family is still short of your broken diploma. Of course, it's important to find a partner."

Grandma, you are awesome, the diploma from Z University is always regarded as a piece of shit by you. No matter how you say it, Z University is only slightly lower than Emperor University, but it is also one of the top universities in the country.

Tucao return to Tucao, Gu Sheng replied honestly.

"How old am I, don't worry about your partner."

Grandma replied very quickly this time, and her tone of voice was a little impatient, "How can you not be impatient, don't imitate your uncle's virtues."

"Yes, yes, your nephew, I'm straight, straight and straight, absolutely can't bend." Gu Sheng obediently assured his grandmother that if the little old lady gets anxious, he will have nothing good to eat.

"That's right. Then, after the Ching Ming holiday, bring a little girl back to show grandma." There was still a little excitement in the old lady's voice.

"Grandma, Qingming is only a few days away, where do you want me to go and make you a little girl?" Gu Sheng replied helplessly.

"Look for it, isn't there any class flower in your class?"

"Banhuana also has an owner, I can't go and grab it from others." I simply obeyed the old lady's brain circuit.

"What about the banhua next door?"

"Grandma, can you not miss the class belle? Your nephew should be a school belle even if I'm so handsome."

After returning to the voice, Gu Sheng remembered that the school belle also has an owner, and the school girl is the one to match.

"Hi Xiaohua, then you can bring me one back to have a look." When the old lady heard about Xiaohua, she was so excited.

"Okay, okay, I'll bring you a school flower when I go to the school girl." Gu Sheng followed the old lady's words helplessly and speechlessly.

After finishing speaking, for some reason, Gu Sheng felt that this idea was quite good, but the school belle was a few years older than him, and he seemed to be at a disadvantage.

"Come on, there is senior Ling in the school, how could he like you, a young grass." Hearing this, Zhang Peng couldn't help turning around and teasing.

"What's wrong with the little tender grass? My little tender grass is definitely much fresher than the old school grass." Gu Sheng nodded his face, and posed for the best angle to Zhang Peng, showing off his handsome appearance.

Zhang Peng opened his narrow eyes and looked Gu Sheng up and down, "Tender is tender, but I don't know how to attack."

"Attack your sister."

The author has something to say: the heartache is unbearable

I feel like I can start preparing for a new pit (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻