Don't Five Poisons [Sword Three]

Clicking on the master-student interface, Gu Sheng looked for a long time at the column of looking for a master. Many of the apprenticeship information said that they were free-range, or they were accepting an apprentice brother who would be cute.

Gu Sheng thought for a while, and released a message about apprenticeship: Xiaomeng's new dwarf is looking for a handsome master, preferably Duge QAQ who can be cute.

There was a message about apprenticeship casually hanging, because Gu Sheng's Little Poisonous Guild had nothing written in it, but there were several people from the small guild chatting secretly about accepting apprentices, but they all asked him to join the guild.

He naturally dismissed this kind of behavior of accepting apprentices but actually accepting people, and rejected them one by one.

Seeing that there are people in the world who are also swiping the information of apprenticeship, Gu Sheng also learns to post a few, the world, the camp, the map, and finally frantically swiping information on the sect.

It's a pity that this kind of Sabi's behavior naturally doesn't get the attention of the people he wants to attract attention.

There was no other way, so Gu Sheng had to double-open the account of Du Jie, and directly chatted with Wujiang in secret.

[Secret chat] Gu Shenghua: Wujiang, help me see which map of your gang's Qu Han is on.

Wujiang didn't reply at first, but after a while, he came back with a message.

[Secret Chat] Wujiang: Brother Han is not online now.

not online?

He saw that the other party was online just now, how could he not be online?

Gu Sheng searched in the friend channel, and found that the other party was really ashamed.

This person can't see himself online, and then escape in seconds!

Just thinking about it, I saw a system prompt: My friend [Qu Han] is online.

[Secret Chat] Gu Shenghua: He's online, go and ask him which map he's on.

[Secret chat] Wujiang: You don't know how to ask yourself.

[Secret Chat] Gu Shenghua: Paralyzed, I have a little bit of a feud with him.If you are asked to ask, just ask, why so much nonsense.

[Secret Chat] Wujiang: (⊙o⊙) Oh.

This Sabi is so cute, Gu Sheng really detests this Sabi.

After waiting for a while, Wujiang sent back a message.

[Secret chat] Wujiang: Brother Han said he was going to the sect to do his daily work.

Back to school, this is good.

[Secret chat] Gu Shenghua: OK, remember not to tell him that I asked you to ask.

After speaking, Gu Sheng directly logged off the Poison Sister account, dual-opening in the main city, his notebook is still a bit stuck, the only reason is that there are too many people competing in the main city, and their skills are flying all over the sky.

Wujiang saw this secret chat, and before he could reply that he had already told Brother Han, he saw the system prompt: friend [Gu Shenghua] has gone offline.

"This guy asked about Brother Han's position, why did he go offline instead?" Wu Jiang was confused.

Gu Sheng didn't know that Wujiang's weak-mouthed guy had already sold himself out. Even if he knew, he didn't worry about it. He operated the poisonous flower trumpet and went straight to the five poisons.

As soon as he landed, he sent a message on the map.

[Map] Delicate Xiaogongju: Xiaomeng's new dwarf is looking for a handsome master, preferably Duge QAQ who can be cute.

After thinking about it, he also sent a teacher apprentice message in the sect.

There are not many people doing tasks on the map of the Five Poisons, so Gu Sheng looked around and flew to the main altar of the Five Poisons with a big effort.Entering the main altar, passing by the big brother, and drinking some tea with the big brother, and got an achievement.

Gu Sheng, who doesn't like to be a martial artist, slowly moved the little poisonous flower forward, and saw many people sitting in a row on the steps outside the leader's door.

I searched among a group of people meditating, but I didn't find Qu Han's figure. The Five Poisons map is only that big, and Gu Sheng still knows a few mission points of the sect's mission.

Gu Sheng, who was too lazy to run the map, found a corner to meditate on the spot, and he didn't believe that people who were used to doing martial arts tasks would come to meditate.

Sure enough, 2 minutes later, a familiar ID appeared in sight.

Seeing Qu Han meditating outside the teacher's door, Gu Sheng started to read all kinds of teacher apprenticeship information again.The little poisonous radish moved, slowly moved to the side of Brother Du, and circled Qu Han a few times.

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: Brother, brother, you are so handsome.

The first step in striking up a conversation is to praise the other person for being handsome.

Seeing that the other party didn't respond, Gu Sheng saw a trace of white air lingering around his body, with his eyes closed tightly, and the countdown of the meditation BUFF was displayed. After the first 2 minutes passed, the BUFF restarted the countdown.

Little Loli raised her belly slightly, and moved the little flute lightly in her hand, before it was caught under the creaking nest.

Gu Sheng made his little Poison sit down facing Qu Han, and continued to harass him.

[Secret Chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: Senior Brother Senior Brother.

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: Brother, you are so handsome.Why are your clothes so beautiful? QQ

Paralysis, is this person hanging up the phone, why is there no response at all?

Gu Sheng sent several harassing messages in a row, but he didn't see a response from the other party, and couldn't help but wonder if he was hanging up.After all, you can’t do anything while meditating, and 10 minutes is neither too long nor too short.

He used to like to go to WC while meditating, or to check his mobile phone for a while.

Seeing the system prompt: You have obtained a cultivation level of 1000, and the person on the opposite side has completed two meditation readings, but there is still no response.

Gu Sheng thought for a while, opened the emoji and action column, found a bowing emoji and sent it.

[Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju] bowed to [Qu Han] very politely: "I'm new to Jianghu, please give me some advice."

There was no response after posting the emoji, so Gu Sheng sent several more in a row, until the meditation was finished, and finally saw the other party move.

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: Brother QAQ, you are finally alive.

[Secret Chat] Qu Han:? ? ?

Seeing his reaction, Gu Sheng naturally couldn't give up this opportunity to hook up.

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: Brother, your clothes look good, and you eat lotus root /(ㄒoㄒ)/~~

[Secret chat] Qu Han: Haha, you have just reached the level, you must be eating lotus root in the mission outfit you are wearing.

Seeing what the other party said back, Gu Sheng felt a little depressed.This person is too straightforward, why can't he be more tactful and paralyzed, and just say that I eat lotus root, you are so fucking good-looking.

I couldn't help complaining, but Gu Sheng could only suppress his anger and continue typing.

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: Brother is so handsome, he must be very powerful.

[Secret chat] Qu Han: Hahaha, so-so.

To praise you, you have climbed smoothly, and you don't know modesty at all.

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: Then brother, brother, do you accept apprentices?I will act cute=￣ω￣=

[Secret Chat] Qu Han: Newbie?

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: (⊙v⊙) Well, stupid new stupid new.

After Gu Sheng sent this sentence, he saw Qu Han circling his little poisonous flower twice, and even made a molesting expression towards his little loli.

Enduring this man with a baffling style of painting with black lines all over his head, Gu Sheng continued to hook up with him patiently.

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: Brother, brother, please accept QAQ.

[Secret Chat] Qu Han: Shorty, you're pretty good. If you ask a few more times, maybe I'll accept you.

Damn, this guy even dragged himself up.

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: Please ask for QAQ, senior brother please accept, Mengxin will be cute and roll.

[Secret Chat] Qu Han: Hahaha, why do you like me?

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: See how handsome your brother is.

You are so handsome (#‵′) convex.

Qu Han sent a caressing emoji, and then sent a hugging emoji to Poisonous Poison.

Gu Sheng clicked OK, and Little Poisonous Flower was immediately embraced by Cheng Nan.However, after taking a closer look, Gu Sheng uttered a foul language: "Fuck, you're paralyzed."

In the game, Gu Sheng's little poisonous radish was directly stuck in Qu Han's crotch, showing a very obscene posture.

"Nimma, don't bring such a BUG, ​​okay???"

Thousands of grass and mud horses galloped by in his heart, Gu Sheng wanted to scold but couldn't. The only thing he can be thankful for is that he didn't open the account of poisonous sister, otherwise it would be really eye-catching.

[Secret chat] Qu Han: Hehe, there is a bug in this emoticon again.

[Secret Chat] The charming little princess: QAQ.

Gu Sheng could only pretend to be cute, expressing that he was in a daze.

[Secret chat] Qu Han: Hugging and still inseparable, little dwarf is poisonous, you quit the game for a while, and I will give it a try too.

After finishing speaking, Gu Sheng saw that guy disappear in front of his eyes, so he had to retreat quickly.After logging in again, the two were separated.

The effect caused by the height difference between Xiaoduluo and Chengnan reminded Gu Sheng of the BUG scene just now, and he couldn't help but glance at Brother Du's crotch.

[Secret Chat] Qu Han: No more bugs, the little dwarf is still cute.

[Secret chat] Qu Han: Come, come, come, little poisonous radish, come to worship me as a teacher.

Qu Han sent a message to accept apprentices.

[Secret Chat] Qu Han: Agree.

Gu Sheng moved the mouse over and chose to agree, and the system popped up again asking if he wanted to add the other party as a friend. He naturally chose to add a friend.

After successfully getting on the line, Gu Sheng hurriedly made a bowing emoticon and went over.

[Secret chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: Master, please be respected by your disciples.

From the emoticons, I found another emoticon and sent it.

[Recent Chat] Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju: [Jiaoqiao Xiaogongju] respectfully put a stick of incense on [Qu Han], and muttered: "Early death and early rebirth! Early death and early rebirth!"

White speech bubbles floated out of Little Poisonous Radish's head, shining brightly, and Gu Sheng was in a happy mood watching it.

[Secret chat] Qu Han: Little apprentice, this emoji is not used like this.

[Secret Chat] The cute little publicity: QAQ

[Secret chat] Qu Han: It's okay, do you want to come to YY to play with Master?

[Secret chat] Delicate little publicity: I want it (⊙v⊙)!

Although Gu Sheng felt a little strange that this person seemed to be quite familiar today, he didn't think much about it. Seeing that the other party called him to go to YY, he quickly logged into YY, searched directly according to the YY number sent by the other party, and entered.

There were three people chatting in YY, Gu Sheng took a look, but didn't see Qu Han.

When he was wondering, someone in YY shouted.

"Yo, the little apprentice is here."

It's a girl's voice, and it's very nice.

Gu Sheng sent a puzzled expression in the game.

[Secret Chat] The charming little princess: Master?

"Haha, is the little apprentice stupid?"

The author has something to say: There is no intrigue or sadomasochism in this article

I wrote so much and haven't been able to drive, the old driver expressed dissatisfaction

PS:

I just had a brain hole, thought of a new stalk, and decided to write it in the next article O(∩_∩)O~