Did the monster village get rid of poverty today?

The New Year atmosphere in Monster Village is much stronger than that in the human world.From the first day to the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, monsters will prepare water banquets at their homes every day to entertain the whole village.

There are also monsters dancing dragons and lions, walking on stilts and spitting fireballs, singing and dancing, just like the temple fair show on TV.

Luo Huan, a big director, holds up the DV and shoots non-stop every day, and his eyes shine when he collects materials.

Qing Yan had never seen such a lively Spring Festival, and he dragged Ao Lang who wanted to stay at home every day, having a great time.

Ao Lang was very helpless.

Monster Village is so lively every year, he is tired of watching it, he just wants to rest at home.

Now that the home is connected to the Internet, wouldn't it be nice to surf the Internet and play games during the vacation time?Why do you have to go to the crowd?

"After a few years, I'll get tired of watching it, so I won't drag you out." Qing Yan patted his chest and promised.

A few years... Ao Lang sighed deeply.Always feel that the future is bleak.

After the heart-to-heart conversation on the first night of the first day of junior high school, Qing Xiaoyan seemed to be a lot more lively, and she was about to develop in the direction of going crazy.

Ao Lang was tired.

"Aren't you flattered?" Even Luo Huan, who has a loving wife, couldn't help complaining about Ao Lang.

Please don't say disgusting words while showing off a smile on your face, okay?It hurts the eyes.

Ao Lang glanced at Luo Huan: "Yes, I'm so happy."

Luo Huan: "..."

A little angry, I immediately went to a quiet place and called my wife.

"Hey, wife, I... huh? Are you playing mahjong? Okay, hang up." After the phone call, Director Luo's expression became even more depressed.

Mo Xiaobao patted his silly brother's calf with his bear paw, and sighed old-fashionedly.

Luo Huan immediately said: "There are so many people here, they will soon become human, be careful not to be stepped on."

Mo Xiaobao turned into a little Zhengtai with a red padded jacket and watermelon head.The legs are already able to walk freely, but Luo Huan, who can't do difficult movements, smiled and picked up his younger brother, and went to the roadside stalls.

Mo Xiaobao lay on Luo Huan's shoulder and continued to sigh old-fashionedly.Anyway, he would be carried away by his brother, why did he change back into a human form?

"Envy? I'll carry you away too?" Ao Lang misinterpreted the meaning of Qingyan's envy.

Qing Yan hurriedly took a step back, shaking his head vigorously: "Senior, you can help me find a fluffy, I want to hug fluffy."

Ao Lang sighed, and bought a 1:1 scale doll of a red panda from a nearby stall, and put it in Qingyan's arms.

It is said that this little panda is made of the hair that is brushed off the body of the red panda, and it has various effects ranging from relieving insomnia to menopause.

"I'm such a big man, it doesn't seem good to hold a doll?" Although Qing Yan liked the doll in his arms, he was still a little shy.

"You're such a big man, it's good to hug a real bear?" Ao Lang complained.

Qing Yan wanted to say "really good", but looked at Ao Lang's expression.Forget it, dare not say.

……

Going to temple fairs during the day and lantern festivals at night, Qingyan had a great time.

In a blink of an eye, it was the fifteenth day of the first lunar month.

Ao Lang turned into a leopard dragon and went to the sky again.

On New Year's Eve, Ao Lang introduced the spiritual energy of the demon world into the monster village; on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, Ao Lang introduced the human spirit into the monster village.The fusion of the two can be regarded as the successful completion of the annual sacrificial ceremony.

After the sacrifice was completed, the balance of the two auras in the demon world was restored, and the ghost village in the monster village returned to its normal level, that is, the level at which humans would not get sick if they came to live for a short time, and the infrastructure team started work again.

Qing Yan had been on vacation for more than ten days, and was already very satisfied.Now I'm fully committed to work.

Ao Lang wanted to complain.In addition to visiting temple fairs and lantern festivals, they also maintain game operations and official blog operations. In fact, rounding is not a holiday, but the working hours are relatively free.

In the past, their working hours were so free, and no one checked their posts.So rounding up, they should be regarded as not having a holiday.

At least Ao Lang now has to go shopping with Qing Yan besides work, he feels more tired than usual.

Ao Lang endured it, but he still couldn't, and told Qingyan what he was complaining about.

Qingyan retorted: "Senior, you are such a nerd, be careful to become a fat nerd dragon. It's that kind of cartoon pot-bellied dragon, ha!"

After finishing speaking, Qingyan ran away.

Ao Lang raised his hand, then put it down again.He said in his heart that he had agreed to be more gentle and considerate to Qing Xiaoyan, and he could no longer throw water polo at him.

So angry!

Holding the enamel cup serving the people, Bai Ze smiled and shook his head.

Hey, young man, so lively.

The lively Qing Xiaoyan is now shooting the follow-up video of the Sharkman series.

This time, he did not shoot a video with a plot, but simply promoted the group of sharks.

Qingyan found a deep-water pool with a suitable water temperature in the area of ​​the Huoling Production Brigade. The hot springs were too hot, but it was just right for swimming, and let the mermaids perform synchronized swimming.

Qingyan found the video of the champion team in the Olympic synchronized swimming team competition in recent years on the Internet, and pondered with the girl who is the best dancer of the mermaid tribe. He drew countless stick figures and programmed the synchronized swimming dance moves of the mermaid tribe.

Afterwards, the mermaids selected a group of good-looking boys and girls, put on skinless dragon silk clothes, and began to practice dancing every night-many people (regardless of men and women) just want to lick their bodies when they watch synchronized swimming. Big girl boats in body-hugging swimsuits, even three point ones, are sure to get more people watching.

However, Qing Xiaoyan refused.We are serious poverty alleviation work, and we will never give those perverts and sluts a chance to lick their bodies.

The nights in Monster Village used to be very quiet, but now with electric lights, they don't need to work at sunrise and rest at sunset, and they can have nightlife.

To this end, the infrastructure team first built a temporary power supply around the dance practice floor for the mermaids to practice dancing.

When the mermen were dancing, a group of villagers eating melon seeds surrounded the pool and pointed.

Qing Yan shouted with a loudspeaker: "Take away the garbage you make yourself! You will be fined [-] for littering!"

The brain tiger who had just dropped a handful of melon seed shells on the ground silently bent down to pick up the melon seed shells and put them in his pocket.

50 RMB!The village accountant is too ruthless!Is this the legendary Qingpapi?

Mermaids are born aquatic monsters. For them, some difficult movements of synchronized swimmers are easy for them-after all, they can breathe in water.

The only thing they struggled with was how to make the dancing movements more orderly, and how to make the fish's tail stand up straighter when it was headed upside down in the water.

"I feel like my tail is getting muscular." The eldest girl of the merman race touched her tail and said, "It's very effective in losing weight like this!"

Qing Yan smoked the big girl's fish tail, but he really couldn't see what the fish tail needed to lose weight.

But other mermen came up one after another, and sighed that this big girl's fish tail is indeed more slender and stronger, and her muscle lines are extremely beautiful.

Qing Yan rubbed his eyes, but still didn't see it.Is this probably a racial difference?

After half a month of training, the sharks finally rehearsed the dance and recorded a satisfactory effect for Qing Yan.

After Qingyan edited the video and re-scored it, he sent it to Luo Huan, who had already left the monster village.

Luo Huan did not change Qingyan's editing, but added some special effects to the video to make the video look more "fake".

"They held their breath underwater for too long, and added some special effects to make the audience think that the dance was not done in one go, but through editing." Luo Huan explained.

Qingyan hurriedly thanked Luo Huan.He had been with the sharks for a long time, so he almost ignored this matter.

After the video was finished, the official Weibo and Bizhan, which had been silent for a long time, finally released a new video.

Netizens who had properties on Weibo and Biz.com immediately rushed in.

At the beginning of the video, there was a burst of water mist special effects accompanied by music, and then a splash appeared on the smoky water.

Two, three... One by one water flowers, accompanied by naughty fish tails, bloom on the water surface in rhythm.Every time it blooms, there will be a lotus flower with special effects, just like the magic of the merman.

Netizens stared wide-eyed.

What is this video?New promotion for the event?

When a group of well-dressed sharks emerged from the bottom of the water and danced on the water, netizens realized it.This is not an event promotion at all, this is a dance video!

They paused and looked back at the division.It's really a dance zone!

Dancing in the water?Isn't this synchronized swimming?Where did Monster Village invite a team of dancers? Could it be the synchronized swimmers from the provincial sports school?

Synchronized swimming is already pleasing to the eye, but after adding special effects, the mermaid's fish tail is lifelike, as if a real mermaid is dancing. Netizens were very excited and shouted that I can do it.

Some netizens who like to watch synchronized swimming began to popularize science. Many moves in this dance are scoring moves in synchronized swimming competitions. This group of players performed very well.

"Could it be that our synchronized swimming team is adding new seedlings?!"

"No, no, the introduction of the video is written. These videos are edited later, that is to say, they may be put together by a series of actions, and they are not completed in one breath."

"That's amazing. These movements are very standard. I don't know how many times I have practiced. Did the stingy boy get rich? Where did you find the swimmers?"

"A sharp-eyed netizen compared the dancing mermen with the mermen in the video promotion. These dancing mermen have appeared in the merman video promoted in the new version of the game. So...the villagers again? No, no? Isn't it?"

"It's really a villager. Guan Bodi said that the villagers who appeared on the camera will broadcast a swimming competition live for everyone."

"Damn it, this village is really full of hidden dragons and crouching tigers."

"It's okay. Qing Xiaoyan said that there are big rivers and big lakes in the village, and some villagers make a living by fishing. For fishermen, it's normal for the water quality to be good."

"It's normal to have good water quality. Is it normal to pick out so many good-looking villagers from good water quality?"

"Don't you think that when I say hidden dragon and crouching tiger, I mean good water quality? No way, no way, no way?"

"Please broadcast time! I want to watch my little brother swim!"

"No one wants to watch Miss Sister swim, right? No, no, no, no?"

"If you say no, drag it out!"

……

"Are you confident?" Qing Yan said after setting up the camera spirit weapon.

The sharks shook their heads in unison.

Qing Yan raised his forehead: "You have all practiced for so long, you must be fine."

The sharks thought for a while, then continued to shake their heads in unison.

Qingyan couldn't laugh or cry: "If you don't have confidence, you have to start! Get ready! Start!"

"Hi everyone, audience masters, here is your most handsome host, Qing Xiaoyan. Next, I will broadcast live the first shark water volleyball competition in Monster Village."

"The person responsible for the commentary is the handsome Leopard Leopard Dragon senior who is only a little worse than me, Secretary Ao Langao! Ouch!" Qing Yan said dissatisfiedly, "Senior! Don't hit me on the head in front of the audience! Please save face!"

Ao Lang said seriously: "When you called me Leopard Dragon, did you give me face?"

Qing Yan was silent for a while, and continued to say emotionally: "Next, I will introduce our judges! The wisest and most intelligent village chief Bai Zebai!"

"Okay, now the two representative teams have played!"

The audience burst out laughing.

"Looking at the senior's face, looking at Qing Xiaoyan's eyes as if poisoned hahaha."

"Look at my spear, it's poisonous!"

"Does Xiaoqing really want to piss off senior Leopard Dragon? Talk about Leopard Dragon in front of Leopard Dragon!"

"The senior is not the real Leopard Dragon, but why does the senior look really angry?"

"Even if it's not a Leopard Dragon, you will definitely be angry if you are called a Leopard Dragon?"

"Arranging a Leopard Dragon character for the senior, and wanting the senior not to be angry? No way, no way?"

"AWSL, senior and junior, this candy is too sweet!"

"My cute CP is giving out sugar again, here comes the reward!"

"Qing Xiaoyan is a scheming biao. He arranged the role of Leopard Dragon for the handsome senior, but he himself became the only human in the whole village. This kind of status as the leading role of a mother is simply too much."

"Why Dianniang? Shouldn't it be Jiang?"

"A certain river group favors meat｜文?"

"I'm sorry, a certain river is full of monks and nuns, and they only eat vegetarian food. If you want to eat meat, please go out and turn right to the Begonia Meat Restaurant on the other side of the river."

……

One team of mermen wore red clothes, and the other team wore yellow clothes, and they were attached to both sides of the net standing in the water with stiff faces.

They will be divided into men's and women's groups and will play three matches each.The scoring system is similar to a volleyball game.

When the mermaids appeared on camera, the gifts were swiped so fast that Qing Yan almost bit his tongue.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"Mom, come out and see the real shark!"

"I rub it, this makeup is too realistic! It seems that the material is not the usual silk net fish tail? Will it be airtight?"

"I don't know what material this tail is made of. It looks too realistic. It seems that there are not only legs, but also stuffing inside. Isn't it tiring to swim like this?"

"Playing ball with a fish tail? The villagers have worked hard!"

……

"Serve the ball! Damn it! That ball landed too tricky!"

"Fuck me! Is that a human? Is it really a human leg? Why does the shadow pass by in a flash! Is there a thruster installed on the fish's tail!"

"This!! Is it actually being pulled over with a fish tail? Is this flexibility really something a human can have?"

"As expected of a fisherman, awesome (broken sound)!!!"

……

Qing Yan nodded very satisfied.

At first, the sharks couldn't let go.When the game started, they devoted themselves to it and forgot about the live broadcast.

Ao Lang's expressionless explanation was dry and boring.

Qing Yan said: "Ao Jie explained, can you show some emotion?"

Ao Lang glanced at Qingyan and raised his voice: "Look! The ball has passed! The strength of this ball is so perfect!"

"The girl from the yellow team made a timely rescue! She caught the ball! She caught it! Good_job!"

"The ball fell into the water! Perfect counter attack! Perfect counter attack!"

Qing Xiaoyan: "..."

Audiences:"……"

"Xue, senior, have you been time-traveled?" Qing Yan said weakly.

Ao Lang glanced at Qingyan again, and continued to say coldly with no expression on his face: "Didn't you let me show some affection?"

Qingyan was speechless.

The audience pounded the table and laughed.

Is this pampering?This is pampering, right?But this kind of pampering hahahaha... The senior's expressionless and high-pitched explanation is really too funny!Senior, you are here to play a sketch, right?Seriously funny!

In Ao Lang's next commentary, he still had a straight face, only his voice was full of emotion.When he shouted, not only was his face not rosy at all, but even his eyes revealed a feeling of "too boring", "how long am I going to sit here", and "kill everyone present".

Ao Lang was really stealing the spotlight, making the audience ignore that the game was getting more and more wrong.

The physical strength of that group of sharks is also great!Swimming and playing ball at the same time, can the speed be so fast!

When the merman girl turned into a merman man, the game became even more magical.

I saw that when the ball hit the ground, it actually made a series of splashes.

How strong is this? !

Is this the fishermen of our Dahua country?Is this strength obtained by casting a net and pulling a net?Love love love!

"I understand, I completely understand, the biggest difference between the mermaids in China and the mermaids abroad lies in their muscles."

"The foreign ones are magicians, but ours are fighters?"

"Look at that volleyball, it has the special effect of a shot put. It is strongly recommended that the judges check whether there is lead in the volleyball (funny)."

"This water volleyball game is really exciting, coupled with Ao Zhishu's passionate commentary, it makes the blood even more exciting (smoking)."

"With this level, is it really not possible to participate in the Olympics? I think they play volleyball very well."

"It's definitely good at an amateur level, but it's definitely not as good as a professional (but definitely better than me)."

"Shivering, if our merman went to trouble the fleet, wouldn't it be throwing an iron ball or something?"

"Bang, did the ship explode? Love it, love it, this is our super strong merman."

"I don't know what the mermaid skills in the game are. Could it be melee combat?"

"One person's blood book begging for sharks uses two big hammers (funny)."

……

Qing Yan saw this message sharply: "Oh, there is a Prophet Emperor."

Because the explanation was too passionate, Ao Lang, who had to pour water wildly, put down the water glass: "What prophecy emperor?"

"The shark's weapon is two big hammers." Qing Yan replied.

Ao Lang said: "Oh." Then, he picked up the water glass and continued to pour water.

Audiences:? ? ?

Wait, we were just kidding!Such a slender shark, do you have the nerve to let them hold a big hammer! !Even if it's not a legal profession, isn't it good to have a spear or a long sword?What the hell is a big hammer!

"Isn't this also your wish?" Qing Yan said seriously, "I took a screenshot of the barrage, this is your request, we specially customize two hammers according to the customer's request, isn't it good?"

What a fart!Who sent the barrage!Pull out the shark! !

The audience pretended to be excited, but all kinds of jokes about hammer sharks quickly appeared on Weibo.

A bunch of honest guys.