[Comprehensive English and American] Forcibly recognize relatives

Annie was basking in the sun when suddenly the small speaker next to her rang, and the voice of classmate Jia came from inside.

"Miss, sir, please go in and have a glass of juice."

The sound of the dog system also rang.

【Hey hey hey, little pepper and Tony are kissing, do you want to watch it? 】

Annie: What!Is it popular to trick (single) dogs into it before killing them?Dog lovers strongly condemn ah hello!

"No, no." Annie stood up, patted her skirt, stretched her waist, and said, "I still won't bother your sir and his girlfriend kissed each other, and told your sir that I'm leaving. I shouldn't bother him in time..."

Anne returned to her dessert shop.

Before Annie entered the store, she saw Peter, with a book in his hand, sitting by the window and waving to Annie.

"Pfft." Annie walked up to Peter and asked, "Peter, why are you here?"

"I..." Peter said, "I happened to be passing by, so I stopped by your dessert shop."

[Forcibly drop by, I can tell, he is here to rub your desserts! 】

"Haha." Annie walked to the freezer, picked up two desserts and walked back, distributed a plate to Peter, and said with a smile: "Please, you are welcome."

"Thanks, thank you, Anne." Peter took it sheepishly.

[Stone Hammer! 】

Annie took a bite of dessert.

"Hmm~ This is super delicious~" Annie had a happy smile on her face, like a child.

Peter nodded in agreement: "Mmm! It's really delicious!"

Annie: The desserts made from the flour rolled by the magic stick are even more delicious. It’s really worth choosing a mage!

[Did you hear your magic wand crying?It bears the pressure that it shouldn't bear at its age...]

"By the way, Annie." Peter asked, "How is your elder?"

"He, he is living with his girlfriend." Annie said, "The effect is still to be seen. If there is any problem, I will ask you again. Peter is a good answerer hahaha..."

"Alright, alright..." Peter scratched his head in embarrassment: "By the way, Annie, I found a chemical equation that I can't solve. Let me ask you, what will happen to the reaction between carbon monoxide and two irons?"

"What! Ask me about chemistry suddenly? Let me think about it..." Annie was puzzled: "CO+2Fe...will they react?"

Seeing Annie's deflated appearance, Peter laughed: "It's coffee, hahaha..."

Tell a bad joke: CO+2Fe=coffee

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"Hiss, it's so cold, Peter..." Anne stared at death: "Peter, did Ned teach you?"

Anne's hands slowly rested on the pillow of the armchair behind her.

"That...that..." Peter felt a little uncomfortable, and his desire to survive made him slowly move to the side: "Ann, Annie, the teacher taught you to drink more ice water during your menstrual period...I, I'll get it for you Pour a glass of ice water!"

"Look for a fight!" Annie picked up the pillow and threw it at Peter.

[Hahaha, I didn't expect that, European and American countries drink ice water hahaha...]

……

Since Pepper and Tony lived together, Tony has become more restrained. At least he hasn't worked for more than [-] hours in a row, and he doesn't dare to drink too much, because Tony is very afraid of Pepper's anger.

Annie is still thinking about how to join the Avengers.

Annie: Seriously, let's go find Nick Fury!

[But no agent has been following you recently, how do you contact him? 】

Anne: Tongtong, can you pretend to be an intelligent AI, then invade SHIELD, pretend to be accidentally discovered, and then accidentally expose my location, so they come to arrest me, so you can get in touch?

[Invasion of S.H.I.E.L.D.?Then you will be arrested as a criminal and locked in a cell. 】

After thinking about several ways, Annie chose the least reliable one.

Anne: Their spaceship is invisible, right?I pretend I'm practicing levitation and touch them!

【You can't fly that high, can you? 】

Anne: Try it?

Annie relied on the system's small map to investigate, and was very lucky to meet the SHIELD spacecraft after wandering in the sky a few times.

The spaceship was almost integrated with the sky. From a distance, it was really hard to see that there was a spaceship. Anne only found this huge monster when she got close.

Below Annie is the platform on which the plane takes off.

Annie floated down slowly.

"Hey, hello." Annie lightly touched a corner of the spaceship, and then fell to the ground exaggeratedly: "Ah! Your spaceship hit me, lost money, lost money..."

Annie touched the upper body of the old man and began to play a rascal.

[Brother, people haven't come yet, who is the show for? 】

Soon, two agents in suits came over.

"Your spaceship has collided with someone!" Annie began to snark: "Ah~ I can't afford not to have 500 million..."

The two agents looked at each other, took out their guns at the same time, loaded them, and then pointed the guns at Anne with swift and crisp movements.

Annie's eyes widened.

"Emma, ​​brother, let's talk about it..." Annie immediately faltered, stood up, raised her hand and retreated: "I made a mistake, brother, there is no need to pay, I'm leaving now, I'm leaving now..."

As soon as Annie turned around, she was caught by the two agents.

"Ow!"

They picked Annie up and handcuffed Annie's hands.

[Cover face. 】

They took Annie to the interrogation room without saying a word.

Annie walked into the interrogation room.

In the interrogation room, there was a person sitting on a chair with its back facing Annie, and only a black marinated egg was exposed above it.

[Nick Fury!Even if you pretend to be a marinated egg, you can't fool me! 】

Nick Fury turned his back to Annie, and he was watching the video with his tablet, Annie saw a corner of the video.

Surveillance video showed that Anne herself hit the spaceship.

Anne: Damn, there is a driving recorder!Mistake!

[Pfft, you perfectly interpreted the psychological journey of the old man Pengci to us, hahaha...]

The seat turned around, and it turned out to be Nick Fury.

"Hello, girl." Fury said, "I'm Nick Fury, Director of S.H.I.E.L.D."

"Oh, hello, Director." Annie sat obediently in front of him and flattered her: "You look really kind, I have a very good impression of S.H.I.E.L.D., it would be even better if you could open my handcuffs gone."

"Stop pretending, Black Demon Fairy, I know the handcuffs won't hold you back." Fury tapped his hand on the table and asked, "Didn't you hide all the time? Now, why are you willing to show up?"

Annie: Hey, it's not forced by the task, otherwise you think I want to.

"I, I thought you were bad people at that time." Annie pretended to be pitiful: "Wearing black sunglasses, wearing a black suit and following me with a gun, can I not be afraid?"

"Then you came to S.H.I.E.L.D. this time..." Fury asked, "What is your purpose?"

S.H.I.E.L.D. has long noticed Annie dangling in the sky, and just now when Annie was approaching, Nick decided to let her in and talk to her.

"It's like this." Anne said sincerely: "I have no guardian, and I don't have an organization to belong to, so I want to join S.H.I.E.L.D., join the Avengers Alliance, and contribute to world peace!"

Anne said it with dignity.

"Ideological awareness is good, kid." Fury nodded and asked: "Then tell me, what do you have that deserves S.H.I.E.L.D. to recruit you?"

Annie understood in seconds: Could it be that this is an interview?

"Cough, Director, you...the scars on your face are not simple..." Annie said mysteriously, "It was... scratched by the Yuan Devourer."

Fury raised his eyebrows: "Do you still know Yuan Devourer?"

"I know a lot." Annie smiled: "Are you interested in learning more?"

"for example?"

"There are two revolvers under your stool. From here, walk 50 meters to the east, then turn to the north and walk 80 meters, then turn to the west and walk 20 meters to the control room. Enter the password ***, and the spaceship will explode. Is it enough? Not enough, I will make up a little more..."

Feeling like he was being teased by a kid, Nick pushed a button next to the seat.

Nick said to Anne, "Girl, you need to take a quick quiz."

"Boss, what do you want me for?" A woman entered the interrogation room. She looked down and found Anne sitting there: "Girl?"

Annie turned her head and found that she was an acquaintance.

"This is Agent Natasha Romanov." Nick said, "She will test you."

"Hi." Annie waved her hand: "How are you, Miss Natasha?"

"Ok, come with me." Natasha waved and led Annie out of the interrogation room.

Natasha conducted a series of tests on Annie's melee combat skills, agility, reflexes, and Annie's superpowers.

Anne saw Natasha shaking her head while writing and drawing in her notebook.

Annie felt guilty: What's wrong?Am I bad? ?

[Floating... people are not rare, invisibility... too restrictive to use, the only rare thing is healing, but it is not very useful, your weight seems not enough, you are not as useful as ordinary agents. 】

Annie: Huh?How can this be!What is the necessary skill for an agent? By the way, use a gun!Lao Tzu is ruthless!Give me a sniper card!The permanent kind!

Sniper card - after using it, the tasker can hit the target 100% with any weapon, even blind sniper with eyes closed.

【permanent? 10 points for a single world, 40 points for permanent, think again? 】

Annie: It's too difficult for me...then...it should be used in a single world...

[Drip, the sniper card has been exchanged, and it can be used in the New York copy. 】

"That! Natasha!" Annie raised her hand and said excitedly, "Can I try a gun?"

"Oh? You can still use a gun?" Natasha nodded: "Yes, come with me."

Natasha took Annie to the shooting room, where there are all kinds of firearms.

Annie: I used to be a mage, but now I have to work part-time as a shooter in order to apply for a position. Ah, it's too difficult for me.

Anne picked up a gun and aimed it at ten moving targets.

Ten shots were fired in succession, and all ten targets were hit.

bow and arrow.

All ten arrows hit the heart.

"Wow, cool." Natasha looked at Anne with admiring eyes, and said in surprise, "You're not even proficient in assembling firearms, but you can hit a hundred shots with a hundred shots. Not bad, girl."

Natasha touched Annie's head, and took the bow and arrow from her hand and put it down.

The moment she touched it, Natasha noticed one thing: there were no calluses on her hands from long-term shooting practice.

【Hey, wait a minute, you hit the nail on the head, if you and Tony are married, will Tony suspect that your mother is Hawkeye? 】

The system's mind is wide open.

Annie: No!Hurry up!this is too scary!I was wrong!I shouldn't be a shooter!Can I return it now?

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[Notice: Sorry!The author was on a business trip for a week, stopped updating from the 21st to the 28th, and came back to update on the 29th! 】