Lord, you are broken

Guan Wu immediately asked back: "Why?"

But Yu Ze chose Gu Zuo to talk about him, grabbed the spiritual plants on the table, and said, "How do I use this? Is it made into a pill, or can I just eat it?" Lingzhi, like a ginseng beard, was stuffed into Guan Wu's mouth.

Guan Wu dodged with black lines all over his head.

If you don't want to say it, then don't want to say it, why bother stuffing grass into his mouth.

But speaking of these spiritual plants, Yu Ze worked so hard to find them after all, so it's better to handle them carefully.

Guan Wu said: "Give these things to Senior Brother Ning, he should know how to use them."

Yu Ze nodded and said, "Okay. But it's too late today, let's go to bed first."

Guan Wu rolled his eyes and said: "Nonsense, it's already dark, who has the heart to run out, of course we will go tomorrow."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Yu Ze smiled.

There was a special meaning in that smile, which made Guan Wu's back go numb.

This is all to blame Si Zaiyue!It’s nonsense to say that after a divine beast is pregnant, having sex can strengthen your physique and be good for your body. Yu Ze has already used this as an excuse to hold him down for countless nights, and his old waist is almost broken!

Guan Wu took a defensive posture, and was about to reject what Yu Ze was about to say, when Yu Ze picked him up and laid him down on the bed, and stripped it off so that only his inner garment was left.

Guan Wu: "..." He was defenseless.

Yu Ze was about to attack the last piece of clothing, Guan Wu immediately grabbed his hand and looked at him pitifully.

Yu Ze sighed, "Don't look at me like that."

As soon as he finished speaking, Guan Wu felt something hot and hard against his stomach.

He immediately struggled violently, his two white thighs were separated on both sides of Yu Ze's body, and he stepped on his knee hard, trying to kick him away.

But who is Yu Ze, if Guan Wu can really succeed so easily, there will be ghosts.

Not surprisingly, Guan Wu was suppressed without making a single move.

Guan Wu suddenly collapsed. After resting for two days, he actually had to return to the life of backache and backache. He had nothing to love.

However, unexpectedly, after escorting him back to the bed, Yu Ze did not take off his underwear in a hurry, but kissed him twice on the face and asked, "Xiao Wu, do you really want to do it?" ?”

Guan Wu froze for a moment, then nodded vigorously.

Yu Ze pinched his face and said, "Why?"

"No reason..." Guan Wu shrank back, as if he was a little afraid that he would get angry.

Yu Ze asked, "Is it because you feel uncomfortable?"

"Comfortable is comfortable," Guan Wu paused, blushing and said, "It's just too tired, every time I finish it, I can't bear it because you take so long, my back will definitely hurt the next day, and it will be very painful." Sleepy."

Yu Ze was startled, and then burst out laughing.

Guan Wu watched him laughing and fell off his body, lying on the side laughing uncontrollably, suddenly angry.

He pushed Yu Ze and said angrily, "Stop laughing!"

Yu Ze didn't stop.

Guan Wu puffed his face and said: "Stop laughing! Do you think anyone is a Transformer just like you!"

Yu Ze laughed, wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, and asked, "What is Transformers?"

Guan Wu subconsciously said, "It's Optimus Prime."

Yu Ze: "..."

Yu Ze was silent, and Guan Wu was also silent.

"Uh... that..." Guan Wu stammered, not knowing what to say.

It was Yu Ze who came to his senses, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect my image in your mind to be so tall."

Guan Wu: "..."

Not so...

But Yu Ze is the male lead, he is really tall in a certain way, but...

Guan Wu stared at Yu Ze, feeling that he would never be able to explain that Optimus Prime was just a very pure shape-shifting Autobot, and he didn't have any other strange meanings.

"Okay, okay," Yu Ze pulled Guan Wu into his arms, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "I won't tease you anymore. Since you don't want to do it, then go to bed."

Why? ! ! !Guan Wu's eyes widened, did Yu Ze just let him go?

Facing Guan Wu's unbelievable eyes, Yu Ze said speechlessly: "Could it be that in your eyes I am such a licentious guy who doesn't consider your feelings at all?"

yes! ! !Didn't you see that you have dozens of harems in the original book?Now all the energy is concentrated on him alone... I'll go, no wonder I'm so tired!It is also due to the fact that labor and capital are divine beasts, otherwise they would have to exhaust themselves and die.

Although Guan Wu didn't answer, his eyes betrayed him.

Yu Ze: "..." My heart is so tired.

He sighed, hugged Guan Wu halfway to his body, and said, "Then how often do you think we do it more acceptable to you?"

"Ah?" Guan Wu was stunned for a moment, thinking, "Let's do it when you get hard."

Yu Ze frowned and said, "Do you want to do it every day?"

"..." Guan Wu said frantically, "I'm getting hard! Let's do it when I get hard!"

Yu Ze's eyes moved down, his eyes were full of distrust, as if Guan Wu couldn't do that without his help.

Guan Wu covered his eyes angrily, and said: "Don't look at me with such eyes! Laozi is also a normal man, okay! I can be self-reliant without your help!"

Yu Ze snorted indifferently.

Guan Wu: "..."

Guan Wu felt that if the discussion continued, he would not be able to help but slap Yu Ze to death, so he angrily rolled over from him, and closed his eyes with his back turned to him.

There was a low laugh from behind, and after a while, a chest like a hot blanket pressed against his back, hooped him in, and covered his body with a thin quilt.

Guan Wu moved, adjusted a comfortable posture, and fell asleep peacefully.

----

The next day, Guan Wu approached Ning Jiu with Ling Zhi that Yu Ze had found.

Ning Jiu expressed his amazement at Yu Ze being able to find so many rare spiritual plants in such a short period of time. Yu Ze waved his hand, modestly expressing that he has too many subordinates, and most of them were found by his subordinates. Ning Jiu Only then did I feel a little more balanced.

Guan Wu asked: "Brother, are these spiritual plants eaten directly or refined into pills?"

Ning Jiu glared at him and said, "Aren't you stupid, of course you have to practice pills!"

Guan Wu: "...Oh."

Ning Jiu carefully put Ling Zhi away, put it back in the bag, and said, "Take it to Pick the Moon, he will handle it."

Guan Wu was surprised and said, "But isn't he a veterinarian?"

"..." Ning Jiu said, "He works part-time as a pharmacist in Jianzong, and his skills are very good. The pills we usually use are all made by him."

"Wow, so productive..." Guan Wu sighed, then pulled Yu Ze away.

Arriving at Linling Peak, just as Guan Wu was about to step into Si Jieyue's courtyard, there was a strong wind blowing towards him.

Fortunately, Yu Ze hugged Guan Wu in time to sweep back the gust of wind, and Guan Wu might be blown away.

After the strong wind mixed with spirit energy and devil energy was swept back, it didn't know what hit something, only heard a loud bang, accompanied by the man's yelling and cursing, Si Jieyue and Han Chong ran out in embarrassment.

Both of them had a large area of ​​crushed limestone, guessing that Yu Ze either hit the rockery or the stone table in the yard just now.

Guan Wu knew it when he saw Han Chong.

Si Jieyue has dual spiritual roots of water and wind attributes, and the gust of wind just now must have been sent by him to drive Han Chong away.

However, the things that ran out behind the two left Guan Wu speechless, they were actually groups of stuffed animals!Not to mention the most common cats and dogs, the largest number of them are rabbits, snow-white rabbits, each of which is the size of a palm, so cute that Guan Wu wants to touch them when he sees them.

In all likelihood, Si Jieyue found these to be Han Chong's substitutes.

With so many small animals, I still don't know how to be satisfied!He also went to harass his younger brother!Han Chong is simply the boss with the biggest brain hole in the world!

As soon as Si Jieyue saw Guan Wu...or Yu Ze, her originally dark complexion suddenly lit up.

He strode up to Guan Wu's side and grabbed his arm excitedly, "Brother! You are finally here!"

"Mmmmmm." Guan Wu nodded stiffly.

Si Jieyue immediately said: "Brother, let Yu Ze drive this pervert out of Tianxian Sword Sect!"

Guan Wu suddenly became stiffer.

God, facing such a poor junior, how could he say that Yu Ze didn't want to touch Han Chong for the time being.

But Yu Ze quickly solved this trouble for him.

He said very simply and rudely: "I refuse."

Si Jieyue: "..."

Guan Wu could almost clearly see the whole process of the dimming of the light in his eyes.

Si Jieyue was in a bad mood, "Why?!"

Yu Ze said coldly: "No reason, he is the Demon Lord of the Demon Realm, and it won't do me any good if I touch him."

Guan Wu's way of nature is Yu Ze's excuse, maybe he has some hidden secrets - for example, Han Chong can help him find the secret treasure of heaven and earth - but Si Jieyue doesn't know, he just treats it as a demon The clan was protecting another demon clan, and was suddenly furious.

If he hadn't been concerned about Guan Wu's feelings, and he couldn't beat Yu Ze, he probably would have fought Yu Ze directly.

However, Yu Ze was not polite to Han Chong, and asked coldly, "Why are you still here?"

Han Chong tugged and said: "Where I stay, does it have anything to do with you?"

Yu Ze said: "Yes, it's blocking my eyes."

Han Chong: "..."

He didn't want to talk too much with Yu Ze, so he casually picked up a few little rabbits from the ground, turned his head and left.

Guan Wu also thought these little animals were extremely cute. After Han Chong left, he couldn't wait to squat down, petting here and there.Touching and even thinking about Si Jieyue: "Junior brother, I don't think I have seen your real face yet, how about changing yourself and letting me touch you?"

Si Jieyue: "..."

Guan Wu said: "Hurry up, I really want to know why Han Chong has a soft spot for you."

Si Jieyue: "...Get out, get out immediately."

Of course, Guan Wu didn't get to know Si Caiyue's true face in the end, and he was even driven off Linling Peak by him, but Ling Zhi stayed and let Guan Wu come to pick it up in half a month.

When Guan Wu was leaving, he also followed the two little white rabbits.

Si Jieyue didn't have much interest in these small animals at first, they were all piled up after failing to give them to Han Chong. Seeing that Guan Wu liked them, she immediately wanted him to take them all away, but was stopped by Yu Ze, and finally only took them away. two rabbits.

Guan Wu knew what Si Jieyue looked like, in fact, it was the most common white rabbit with a black crescent on its forehead, but he had never seen what Si Jieyue looked like, so he must pester him sometime. look.

With Yu Ze around, Han Chong seemed to be at peace for a few days.

Since Guan Wu had two rabbits, his long-lost pseudo-mother value began to increase again, and Guan Wu didn't care about him.

After dozens of chapters, a new mission has been released——

[Submissions released.Location: Demon Realm.Task content: Talk to the old devil. 】

Talk to the old devil?Isn't the old Demon Lord Yu Ze's father, and he died decades ago?Is it necessary for him to talk to the corpse, or simply ask him to summon the soul of the corpse and bring it back to life?

Guan Wu felt that the task this time was a little too big alone, and he was completely clueless.

Do you really want him to go find Han Chong, go back to the tomb of the forbidden area again, and carry the coffin out?Han Chong probably wanted to beat him up.

It is rare to have such "high-intensity" thinking, and Guan Wu suddenly felt that his brain was not enough.I don't know if it was an illusion, but he suddenly felt a slight movement in his lower abdomen.

Guan Wu went to feel it carefully again, but it was gone.

Is it flatulence?Guan Wu frowned, but he didn't eat anything today, it was just eight steamed buns, four pieces of braised fish, two pork knuckles, five or six pieces of roasted beef, a pot of millet porridge, and seven or eight plates of pastries. !

Guan Wu rubbed his stomach in puzzlement, at this moment, there was another thump in his stomach.

Guan Wu: "!!!"

what's the situation!

Guan Wu seriously suspected that he was flatulent, and felt that it was not in line with the strength of his digestive function, so he quickly called Yu Ze in.

And Guan Wu's small belly is also very face-saving, and when Yu Ze's big hand strokes it up, there is another thump.

Yu Ze was also stunned: "What is this?" It felt like a ball rolled over.

Guan Wu shook his head.

Yu Ze stroked his chin and thought for a long time, then suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Could it be fetal movement?!"

"..." Guan Wu's jaw almost dropped, "Fetal movement?"

Yu Ze nodded again and again, "Yes, don't you have kittens in your stomach? It's normal to have fetal movements."

"But..." Guan Wu rubbed his belly, feeling incredible, "It's only been two months!" Even if the divine beast's pregnancy period is half a year, it would be too early to calculate.

Having said that, Yu Ze also had the same doubt, "Could it be that I watered too much?"

"Fuck you!" Guan Wu threw a pillow at him, "You think your beep is the essence of the sun and the moon! It's good that the baby didn't get drowned by you!"

Yu Ze spread his hands and said, "Then I don't know, why don't you go to Si Caiyue?"

"He's probably in closed-door alchemy right now," Guan Wu pondered, "If he doesn't refine the elixir before going to him, anyway, only he and a few senior brothers know about my pregnancy."

Needless to say how shocking it is for a man to be pregnant, even though Guan Wu's true nature is a demon cultivator, he cannot be considered a complete man in essence, but the matter of demon cultivators cannot be said, so he can only wait.

at this time--

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Well, there's no need to wait for Si Jieyue to make a diagnosis, it's probably fetal movement.

And what the hell is the last mother in the world! ! !