How to slap the face of Xueba

Little buns

After five years of marriage between Xiang Qingyang and Prince Rong, the relationship between the two has not dissipated because of the passage of time, on the contrary, it has grown stronger with time like fine wine, with each other in their eyes and hearts.

The eyes always move with the movement of the other person, I really wish I could stick together all the time.

The son of two people, the little bun has become a big light bulb, and the wattage is really bright!

But Xiao Baozi doesn't know it yet, in his eyes, his father is the one who robs his mother's father.When the little guy is idle every day, he props his chin with both hands, thinking about a major question, how can he monopolize his father?

He is the crown prince, I heard that the official is quite big, many people would kneel when they see him, but the father seems to be a bigger official, it seems impossible to bully people in the big drama, and rob the people's husband by force; I also heard that there is a kind of person who looks so white It's so white, pink and tender, it can be raised by others, you don't have to worry about food or clothing, you just need to be with others every day, what is it called a little boy, the little prince thinks that he can be his mother's little boy.

But before he had time to recommend himself, he was informed by the traitors around him. His father used the name of training him to make him black and thin, and the plan fell through again.

The little prince is heartbroken, why is his life so hard!

Finally, one day, he begged Zumu, who is the father's father, to find him a master, and secretly practiced with the master every day. His hard work paid off, and he became known as children's radio gymnastics. peerless martial arts.The masters have said that he is already better than blue.Can he be understood as a master who is more powerful than a master?

Hahaha!His time has come.

The little prince asked people to prepare pens, inks, papers and inkstones, and spent a whole afternoon editing, deleting, modifying, and writing a gorgeous challenge book. In the middle, a villain and an adult are fighting. The little prince can't write the word "challenge", so he replaced it with a picture.

When the emperor was reviewing the memorial, he saw this letter of challenge, and he accepted the challenge without frowning.

Some words, the little crown prince couldn’t write, and found it troublesome, he simply ran to his father and said: “If you accept the challenge, you can’t regret it, and if you lose, you will give me the father! Of course I am the same. "But I won't lose, the little prince laughed inwardly.

The emperor smiled and nodded, the prince is so happy!

After thinking about it after going back, I still feel a little worried. If he wins, only the two of them will know, will the father play tricks and deny it?

Hey, hey, the little prince has written a lot of invitation letters, all for his companions, friends, and younger brothers, let them help witness this decisive battle in the Forbidden City!

After sending invitation letters to the little friends who are also children, the little prince still can't do it after thinking about it. They are all his people. When the time comes, the father will say that they will unite together to bully him. In order to show that he is very fair , The little prince wrote invitation letters to the prime minister, the general, the Taifu, the censor, and officials he could think of.

Of course, he can't bother him to write the invitation letters of these people himself. Who told them to belong to his father's kingdom?

With the help of the Supreme Emperor, the invitation letter was successfully delivered to each minister's home.

When the ministers returned home and saw this dumbfounding invitation letter, they really didn’t know whether to watch the "Century Battle" between His Majesty the Emperor and His Highness the Crown Prince. It must be interesting, but after many years, this is definitely black history Ah, will His Highness the Crown Prince settle accounts after the fall or kill people to silence them?

After much deliberation, the ministers who received the invitation letter discussed it all. The law is outnumbered, and it will be a long time before His Royal Highness will care about it. Besides, he invited them on his own initiative.

On the day of the decisive battle, the ministers brought all the family members, old and young, and the whole family came out to watch the excitement. The grandstand prepared by the little prince in advance was not enough for seats, and many more were added temporarily.

The little prince was very happy. Immediately, he would be able to defeat the domineering father, win the mother's father, and become a winner in life!

The emperor didn't get angry when he saw crowds of people spectating the fun, and the brat would play with him if he wanted to, so that he would be convinced if he lost.

At the beginning of the competition, the little prince rushed up like a calf, and performed his radio gymnastics at the emperor, stretching his hands and legs, thinking that he was invincible in the world, but the father grabbed his arms and held him. He slipped up and hung in the air, his little hands couldn't move anymore, and no matter how much he kicked with his lower legs, he couldn't hit the father.

"Will you continue to mess around and bother me and your father to have a little brother?" Father asked in a voice that only the two of them could hear, swinging him like a swing.

The little prince is wronged and sad, but he will never give in. Father Mu belongs to him alone.He wasn't afraid, so his father dared to lift him up and shake him, he didn't dare to really let go, otherwise Father Mu would spank him!

The little prince was dangling in the air with his feet in the air, and saw his dear mother-in-law approaching. He was so excited that his father-in-law finally came to save him!

But he was excited, and his father was also excited, and accidentally threw him out.Although the palace people deliberately laid a thick carpet on the ground in consideration of the unexpected situation, the little prince hit the ground face first, and his face was not covered in blood, but his self-esteem was greatly hurt!

He fell like a dog and ate shit, and he was still in front of courtiers, little friends, and father-in-law, how could he see people in the future!The little prince with a big bag on his head burst into tears immediately!

"Wow wow wow!" The voice is so loud!

Xiang Qingyang saw his son being thrown out with his own eyes. If someone else did this, he would definitely beat everyone up!But it's His Majesty the Emperor, he can only hug his son quickly.

"Good boy, don't cry, don't cry, we are little men!"

"Wuuuuuu, father Mu, the emperor bullied me!" Someone coaxed the little prince to cry even harder.

Xiang Qingyang looked at the big bump on his son's head, so angry, he threw the knife straight at His Majesty the Emperor.Is it his own son?Just like that, I just threw it out. Fortunately, I just dropped a bag. What should I do if I fell stupid?

His Majesty the Emperor rubbed his nose. This time he really didn't do it on purpose. He just saw that the little husband was wearing a new suit, which looked very good-looking. He accidentally forgot that he was still holding his son, so he just threw it away. .

"I really didn't do it on purpose." The emperor pulled Xiaofulang, and Xiaofulang just cared about coaxing the little prince, making no sense.

"Is it ashamed to lose face? Many people are watching and crying?" The emperor attacked the little prince.

The little prince flinched, embraced his dear father Mu, and howled again, "Father Mu, my father bullied me again, I'm afraid!" In fact, the pain had long since ceased, and he was still facing Xiang Qingyang out of sight. His Majesty the Emperor grimaced.

The emperor: "Then I will make amends, let me carry him to the imperial doctor." The smiling one was kind, and regardless of Xiang Qingyang's reaction, he directly pulled the little prince who was leaning on him over.

The little prince: ╮(╯﹏╰)╭Why is it in the hands of the emperor again?He doesn't want it!Father Mu, save him!

Ministers: What kind of duel do they see? Is it just a palace fight?The emperor and the little prince competed for favor, and were vying for the queen!

The family of three went back to the dormitory. The imperial doctor showed that there was indeed no major problem. Xiang Qingyang also asked, and there was no dizziness, nausea, or nausea. The possibility of concussion was basically ruled out, so Xiang Qingyang let it go. Come on.

"Father Mu, I don't feel well. I have a big bag on my head. I feel uncomfortable." The imperial doctor left, and the little prince kept humming. Xiang Qingyang understood that he was acting like a baby, but he didn't expose him. It is also real.

"Then how about Father Mu bandaging it up for you, okay?"

"Well, Father Mu is the best. I like Father Mu the most." The little prince nodded vigorously with a smile, and immediately remembered that he was still injured, and returned to his sickly look.

"When you are finished bandaging, Father Mu will make you your favorite double skin milk." Xiang Qingyang said to his son with the gauze cut in his hand.

"Well, thank you, Father Mu." The little prince's eyes were shining.

The emperor watched from the side, that is not a taste, do you remember that there is a big living person next to you?

"I'll bandage him, you can do it now, maybe we'll have something to eat after we bandage it." Not someone who just sits and waits to die, the emperor directly snatched what Xiang Qingyang was holding.

Xiang Qingyang went to the kitchen and turned around, and when he came back, he happened to meet the Queen Mother and the Sixth Prince who came to visit the little prince. The three of them came in together, and saw that the little prince had been surrounded by the emperor, leaving only a pair of eyes and a nose outside, and the head was covered There are two things like rabbit ears. At first glance, it really looks like a plucked white rabbit.

Xiang Qingyang: "..." He remembered that his son only had a bump on his head, should he be so exaggerated?

The Sixth Prince: "..." I really want to laugh!

Queen Mother: "..." I can't bear it anymore, how could I bully his grandson like this!

"Did you pick up the child? You dropped him just now, and now he's made this way!" The Empress Dowager scolded the emperor, and Xiang Qingyang didn't help him this time.

The little prince is also a person who is used to watching his words. Before his mother left, he didn't dare to resist the father who had just offended him, so he could only let him manipulate him, but now that his biggest backer came, he was different.

But before he had time to file a complaint, the sixth prince said seriously: "Brother Huang, a few years ago, a brother said he gave birth to a son for me, and he threw it in front of my house. Could it be that you picked it up in front of my house?" Yes, look, the little prince still looks a bit like me, this is no good, I want to take my son back."

The little prince: "..." Looking at Uncle Six, then at Father, and then at Father Mu, he thought for a while and showed a very cute smile.

Said: "Father, if you know it's not your own, then I will be very obedient in the future, but don't give me to Uncle Liuhuang, I don't like him, but I still like you very much, although not as much as Father Mu .”

Sixth Prince: How disgusting is he?

A few days later, the sixth prince really regretted provoking His Royal Highness the little prince.

There are twenty out of six princes. Among the children of the royal family, there are basically very few people at this age who are not married or have concubines, and the sixth prince is such a wonderful flower.

Why didn't he get married? That's because he has a sweetheart. Unfortunately, people don't know, but he has always been secretly fond of her.

On this day, the sixth prince finally went out with his sweetheart, and a child ran out, hugged his leg and shouted, "Father, my mother-in-law threw me in front of your house and don't want me anymore. Don't you want me too?" You want to find me a new mother-in-law and give birth to a new brother?"

The sweetheart looked at him like a heartbroken man, the sixth prince felt that he was wronged!

The little prince still said pitifully: "Father, look how much I look like you. Two days ago, you said you would take me home. You told me that Father Mu threw me in front of your house. Yes, don't deny it!"

The sixth prince really regrets it greatly, the little prince is taking revenge on him naked!

After finally pulling the little prince off his body, hey, the sweetheart has long since disappeared.

The sixth prince promised many things, and the little prince agreed to clarify for him.

Fortunately, the little prince is quite kind.

I found the sixth prince's sweetheart in a restaurant, so I walked into his box. Anyway, he was still a child, so he didn't attract much disgust.

"Beautiful uncle, I lied to you just now. The sixth prince is not my father. My father is more beautiful and majestic than him. I deliberately teased him because he said that I was not my father's own." The Sixth Prince wants to beat him up again, so explain why? Why do you say that he is not as good-looking as his father!

But the little prince didn't feel his resentment, and continued: "Uncle, the sixth prince likes you very much, you should marry him, although he is not as good as my father, but my father already has my mother-in-law, so you can marry him." Just let him go. He is too pitiful, he can't marry a wife, and I heard that he doesn't have a concubine room, so he always wants to trick me home and become his son. You marry him, and you have a son. He won't miss me, okay?"

Sixth Prince: Should I hit you, or should I thank you?