How to slap the face of Xueba

The day when Lin Xiaoluo and Second Brother Shen arrived home happened to be a rest day, but Lin Canglan was still the only one at home. Lin Xiaoluo looked around and saw no one he was thinking about, so he couldn't help asking: "Yafu, isn't eldest brother at home?"

"I haven't seen you for so long. You only think about your elder brother, and you don't think about Yafu at all. It's a shame that I stayed at home and waited for you to come back?" Lin Canglan said pretending to be angry.

"Father Ya, I miss you too. I'm not at home. How are you and father? We won't be sleeping in separate rooms again?" Seeing a hickey mark from Lin Canglan's open collar, Lin Xiaoluo said nervously. With a smile, "Or do you mean that without my big light bulb, you are burning like firewood, getting out of hand, and planning to give birth to a younger brother for us?"

"Who taught you this? You've learned it badly after going out!" Lin Canglan knocked Lin Xiaoluo on the head, turned his gaze to Shen Zijie, and said warningly: "Xiaoer, I heard from Xiaosan that you still make pornographic movies? I don't care what is going on outside, but how can you teach Xiao Luo badly, he is still a child!"

Shen Zijie: "..." Since when did he make a pornographic film?It's a rumor, a rumor, a rumor!He must teach Shen Zixi a good lesson, otherwise, in a few days, there will be news of him making pornographic videos everywhere on the star network, and he will have nowhere to cry!And Lin Xiaoluo, the root cause is him, and let him take the blame!Shen Zijie glared at Lin Xiaoluo viciously!

"Why are you staring at him? You want to threaten him without telling him, is this the way you are an older brother? Are you always bullying him in places where I can't see?" Lin Canglan put on a parental stance.

Shen Zijie: What can he say?Lin Xiaoluo acted like I was very good, and I didn't know anything, it's no wonder someone believed him!

Lin Xiaoluo: I really don’t blame him. In previous lives, I lived with my lover without shame or impetuosity for so long, and even the most innocent person has become a veteran driver. I accidentally slipped my mouth, but he is innocent. Little orcs, how could they collapse in front of Yafu?Fortunately, the second brother helped him take the blame!The second brother is really a good brother in StarCraft!

"Yafu, I'll cook for you guys. Is there anything you want to eat?" Lin Xiaoluo changed the subject.

"You just came back, aren't you tired?" Lin Canglan asked with concern.

"No, I'm not tired at all!" Lin Xiaoluo said energetically, "Second brother, you can also order food. I'll cook whatever you want today."

Make up for the things that pitted him?Hmph, he is not rare!Second brother Shen really wanted to say this, but he couldn't stand the temptation of delicious food!

"Braised pork, steamed fish, shredded bananas, white fungus and lotus seed soup, that's all for now!" Second Brother Shen unceremoniously reported a few he had eaten and liked.

"It's fine for me to be the same as Xiaoer!" Lin Canglan also said.

"Then I'll make it now, and I can eat it at noon!"

Lin Xiaoluo went to the kitchen with his salute. This time he went out, besides making movies, the biggest gain was to buy a lot of ingredients, so that he could cook more delicacies.

Lin Canglan and Shen Zijie didn't want to wait, they were going to deal with some official business first, but they were worried that they would forget the time when they were busy, so they repeatedly told Lin Xiaoluo that they must be called when the food was ready, so that Lin Xiaoluo was worried about disturbing them, so he didn't call them , let them miss the meal.

They themselves didn't expect that when the food was ready, they didn't need Lin Xiaoluo to call, and they didn't want to work when they smelled it, and they came down on their own initiative.

"Xiao Luo, what are you doing?" When Lin Canglan and Shen Zijie came down, they saw Lin Xiaoluo was preparing a food box again, and their food had already been placed on the table.

"Yafu, you eat first, I won't eat with you, I want to talk to my brother about their advertising endorsement, and I will bring a bento to eat with him by the way."

"Oh." Lin Canglan knew it well, but Shen Zijie didn't think much about it, he cared more about the delicious food.

"What did you bring to eldest brother? Why does it smell much more fragrant than ours?" Second Brother Shen shrugged his nose.

"Just seeing that my elder brother is working all day off, it's been a lot of hard work, so I cooked two big dishes for him."

"Is there anything famous?" Second Brother Shen asked looking at something like a jar. "Why is it so fragrant?"

"Of course it's delicious. I made it after the famous ancient dish "Buddha Jumping Over the Wall". When I went to shoot this time, didn't I bring a lot of things from the seaside and put them in it, and I added several suitable meats. , plus sliced ​​bamboo shoots, shiitake mushrooms, etc., served with a special wine simmer, it is not fragrant to be sorry for so many good materials!

I heard that there is an allusion to the name of this dish. In ancient times, after a scholar ate it, he wrote two lines of poems: The fragrance of meat on the altar floats around, and the Buddha hears it and jumps over the wall.The general meaning is that the Buddha could not help but jump over the wall when he smelled the fragrance, so it was named Buddha Jumping over the Wall.

Time is tight today, so I can only use an energy stove. Next time I will use an open fire stove to simmer slowly and it will be more fragrant! "

Hearing that he was tall, Shen Zijie became jealous, "Xiao Luo, I am also an older brother, no different from my elder brother, why is the treatment so different?"

"Didn't the second brother order by himself, and I can't change it for you." Lin Xiaoluo smiled sweetly.

Second Brother Shen: "..." He hasn't heard of "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall" before, so what?how to orderMade it up?

"I don't care, I want to eat anyway, and if I don't have it, I'll eat the big brother's share!" The second brother Shen has a tendency to go up to grab the jar by himself.

"Do you only want "Buddha Jumps Over the Wall", and don't want anything else?"

"What else? Let's see!" Second brother Shen learned a lesson, only better food, not the best food, he must not miss any delicious food!

"It's just ordinary vegetable soup." Lin Xiaoluo took the initiative to open the lid.

"Is it really just vegetable soup?" Brother Shen was a little skeptical, Lin Xiaoluo has a dark history!

"Really, look!" Lin Xiaoluo handed it to him, but nothing could be seen on his face.

"I don't want this." Brother Shen, like most orcs, doesn't like vegetables.

"Oh, second brother, go wash your hands, I'll help you serve soup, you can drink it when you come back." Lin Xiaoluo enthusiastically suggested.

Second brother Shen went to wash his hands, Lin Canglan was about to follow, but was stopped by Lin Xiaoluo.

"Yafu, drink quickly!" Lin Xialuo quickly brought a bowl of "vegetable soup" to Lin Canglan, and looked at the movements of Second Brother Shen from time to time.

"What are you doing? Sneaky." Lin Canglan thought it was funny.

"Yafu, drink it quickly. Don't look at the soup. It looks clear and watery. It's from good things. It's no worse than Buddha Jumping over the Wall. I used a lot of good things to make the soup. Although the things were filtered out, the essence remained in the soup. It’s inside, but it’s a bit small, if I keep mine and elder brother’s, there are only two bowls left, you drink one bowl, and keep another bowl for father, second brother doesn’t want it himself.”

Lin Canglan drank the soup obediently, and felt a fresh and sweet taste between his lips and tongue, and he felt very comfortable and warm after drinking it!

Knowing that it was really a good thing, Lin Canglan tapped Lin Xiaoluo lightly again, "Don't bully your second brother." He finally saw the truth clearly!

"I didn't bully the second brother, who made him have no partner, the sub-orcs, you see, the elder brother has me to give the soup, and the father has you to keep the soup, it is because they have sub-orcs who like them, the second brother wants to drink good soup, Hurry up and find a sub-orc man who likes him, and then there will be soup to drink!"

"Buddha's jumping over the wall is your second brother's share, right?" Lin Canglan was worried that the show would not end.

"Yes, it's just that the vegetable soup is a little short. Fotiaoqiang has the second brother's share. I have filled it out and put it in the kitchen. You can go and serve it. I'll leave first. If it's later, I'm worried that the eldest brother will finish his meal. "Speaking before Shen Zijie came out, Lin Xiaoluo went out.

When he came to this world, it was the first time he gave his love bento to his lover, Lin Xiaoluo was a little excited.

But the people in Shen Zihao's company seemed more excited than him, "You mean, you are here to give lunch to our boss, Shen Zihao?" A group of people surrounded him, looking incredible.

"I can come up here, so I should be able to prove my identity to a certain extent, because I used Shen Zihao's family card!" Lin Xiaoluo handed over a card, which Shen Zihao kept at home, in case the family People have something to come to the company but can't come in.However, Lin Xiaoluo still used the snack machine. He didn't say what kind of family he was, just to let them misunderstand that he was a partner, so that no one would covet his people.

"Really!" The people in the secretary's office read the card and couldn't accept it.

"Are you the best sub-orc in the interstellar world, Lin Xiaoluo?" A young orc asked.

"You know me?" Lin Xiaoluo smiled kindly.

"I think most of the orcs in the interstellar world know you! I'm so happy to be able to meet a real person. I like you so much!" The orc said more and more excitedly.

"Thank you!"

"Can I take a photo with you?"

"May I have your autograph?"

"Can I ask you for a souvenir? Anything!"

"May I ask you for a hug? It's a courtesy!"

The orcs were too enthusiastic, and Lin Xiaoluo couldn't stand it anymore!Isn't this Shen's secretary's office? Shouldn't it be the elites?Why is it a bit like the groupies in the second stage of middle school?

"Why don't you go up here?" A voice saved him.

"Hao, I brought you a bento box. You haven't eaten yet, have you?" Lin Xiaoma said immediately, trying to encourage him to expose him.

"Yafu sent me a message saying that you are coming over." Shen Zihao took the huge food box with one hand and took Lin Xiaoluo with the other.

Person in the secretary's office: There is too much information at once, they need to slow down!

The family card has been given to someone else, and the two are still nicknamed "Hao!". They live together, and the family members know that the most important thing is that the boss took the initiative to hold the hand of the little orc man. This is not true love, what is it?

Their boss wants to go to heaven, if he doesn't look for it, he will find a sub-orc man who is the best partner in the interstellar world!

What did they say not long ago, if the boss has a lover who wants to eat...

The secretaries looked around and tried hard to remember what they were talking about eating. In the end, they felt that it was necessary to have selective amnesia!

"Why don't we go to dinner at night, the boss has a lover, and we are still single, shouldn't we go to a carnival and drink away our worries?" Someone suggested.

"Yes! Go to the carnival! Maybe there will be an affair!"

"I'm going too, God is so unfair!"

"Go, go, everyone go!"

When the secretary's office was about to get excited again, the second secretary's light brain rang.

"I'll go out and pick it up, you guys discuss the place first, let's go together at night!" The second secretary said, single orcs can't afford to be hurt!

Ten minutes later, the second secretary came in with a serious expression on his face.

"Second Secretary, what's the matter? Who is it?" asked the secretary under him.

"Secretary, he praised us." The second secretary said.

"Will that give us a raise?" Yousha Baitian asked.

"What did he praise us for?" The old fritters noticed something was wrong and really praised us, their expressions were not like this.

"You guys are amazing. I've only asked for a few days off. Are you rebelling in the office? It's fine if the tables, chairs, and flowerpots are broken, and even the walls can be demolished. You don't want to do it anymore, do you?" The mysterious tone of voice is vivid.

All the secretaries: Everything in their office is fine, what's going on?

At this time, the logistics minister also called, with a sour tone: "The boss said, your desks, chairs, flowerpots, and other office supplies are all gone, and the walls are gone. Let me replace them with the best ones, and you will be reimbursed in full." The boss is so kind to you! There is no department that replaces so many things at one time! He also specifically ordered that you don’t have to come over to move the old ones, but just send the new ones. I can’t figure it out, what happened to the old ones? , it can’t be that there is no food left, right? If there are any, you can send them back. If something is broken, depreciation can still be exchanged for some money. At least it can make up for the company’s losses to a certain extent, and I can’t let the boss down. You are so generous."

All the staff in the secretary department: there is no food left?generous?

They don't want the boss to be so generous, can they?

Woohoo, they dare not gossip about the boss anymore!The chief secretary hastened to come back and save them!