How to slap the face of Xueba

Some things are okay when you don't talk about it, but once you talk about it, it's a bit out of control!

A few days after the relationship between Lin Xiaoluo and Shen Zihao was announced, one day when Lin Canglan went home and saw no one, he heard Lin Xiaoluo's voice saying, "Wow, it's so comfortable to touch, it's slippery, I want more! Mmmmm !"

Lin Canglan blushed hearing that ambiguity.The two children won't make out in the living room, right?

Lin Canglan was quite embarrassed, and tiptoed to go upstairs secretly, but heard the voice of the third son outside the door, "Second brother wait for me, come together!"

It doesn't matter if Shen Zihao is an orc in this kind of thing, but Xiao Luo is a small orc. What should he do if an orc other than his partner sees his body? Lin Canglan immediately changed his mind and walked quickly to the sofa.

I thought I would see hot eyes, but what I saw was Lin Xiaoluo riding on Shen Zihao, but it was not in the shape of a human, but in the shape of a beast. The whole body was stuck to Shen Zihao, and his face kept rubbing against him. Touching the hair on Shen Zihao's back, what a treat!In fact, it is quite hot eyes, but not the kind of hot eyes.

"Yafu, I'm back. I'm going to cook." Seeing Lin Canglan get up and sit on the sofa, Lin Xiaoluo patted the big tiger on the back and said, "Help me get my shoes!"

The big tiger glanced at the Little Asian orc man, walked over to it, and began to paw at the shoe.

Lin Xiaoluo: "Don't break the shoes for me, I like this pair the most!"

The big tiger looked up at him, stunned for a moment, took the shoe in its mouth, and brought it back to Lin Xiaoluo.

Lin Canglan and Shen Zijie who came back later, Shen Zixi were all stunned.

"Second brother, did I read it wrong, the eldest brother not only let the little orc man ride on his back, but also used his mouth to hold his shoes?" Shen Zixi rubbed his eyes and asked.You must know that unless necessary, orcs do not allow sub-orcs to ride, because riding represents a kind of submission.

"You're not mistaken, I saw it too! Love is really destructive, such a cool big brother, just like that..." Shen Zijie felt that he should take it easy and never look for a sub-orc man in the short term!

This time Lin Canglan is real and thorough, and he has convinced Lin Xiaoluo!It's nothing to take down the boss of his family. Shen Changhe didn't like him at the beginning, so he married him anyway, but it's really big to be able to train his boss, a big tiger, like a loyal dog. Ability!

Lin Xiaoluo thought they disliked his smelly feet, and said, "I wash my feet and change my shoes every day. My feet don't smell bad, and my shoes are also very clean!" As he spoke, he smelled his own feet and shoes.

For the members of the Shen family, it's not a question of whether they stink or not, or whether they are clean, okay?

"It's too early to play again!" Big Tiger said out of mouth.It was the first time Lin Xiaoluo saw Shen Zihao like this, and he said very strangely: "Okay!"

Then lay on the big tiger without any image, touching here and there, that intoxication! .

"Xiao Luo, can we not be like this? You are a god-like existence in my movie, and you can't look directly at your current appearance!" Second Brother Shen couldn't bear it any longer!

"That's right, many of my classmates regard you as the lover of their dreams, saying that you are elegant, noble, reserved, and versatile. If they see you like this now, they will be so disappointed!" Third Brother Shen agreed.

"Why don't I listen to the second brother, the third brother? I am now a figure of a male god, and I should be serious. There will be more people who like me like that." Lin Xiaoluo said to himself, pretending to leave the university. tiger.

The big tiger pawed down and pulled Lin Xiaoluo all over his stomach. He also stared fiercely at Shen Zijie and Shen Zixi, and there was a tendency to pounce on him and bite him if he said one more word!

Shen Zixi and Shen Zijie: Depressed, it's not good for my younger brother to become a brother-in-law, so I can't even preach. They really want a brother-in-law who can beat, scold, and bully as much as they want!

When they were eating, the two of them couldn't stop. Lin Xiaoluo helped Shen Zihao pick up vegetables, and Shen Zihao ate the fatty meat that Lin Xiaoluo didn't like. With that posture, he really wished you could feed me and I would feed you.

Shen Zijie, Shen Zixi was okay to say something, at most he pretended not to see, and at the same time made up his mind in his heart that if he finds a sub-orc man in the future, he must never do this.

Lin Canglan was a little sad, sad, and lost.There is no harm without comparison, this comparison, he can see clearly, what kind of husband and wife are he and Shen Changhe, they are just a couple making do with each other!

But Lin Canglan was also happy for Lin Xiaoluo, at least the little orc man he raised was very happy and would not follow his old path.Pulling himself together, Lin Canglan asked, "Xiao Luo, the chain and ring on your hand are very beautiful. Did Zihao give it to you?"

"Well, I said no, but he insisted on buying it. He said that other sub-orcs have it. How could I not have it? Besides, sub-orcs can only look like orcs if they bring things from orcs!" Lin Xiao Luo said a little deliberately.

"Zihao did a good job this time. If he does anything wrong or bullies you in the future, you must tell Yafu, and Yafu will make the decision for you." Lin Canglan looked at his bare hands and said sadly.

"Zihao said that he will be free for a few days, and he wants to take me on a trip to other planets. Yafu, do you have any good suggestions?" The person who should have expressed it did not express it, and Lin Xiaoluo continued to make persistent efforts.

Lin Canglan put down the half-eaten bowl: "I'm full, you can continue to eat." What advice could he have? He and Shen Changhe didn't even go on their honeymoon, let alone their usual travel.

"Yafu!" Lin Canglan went upstairs alone, and Lin Xiaoluo chased after him.

At the dinner table, Patriarch Shen looked at Shen Zihao, as if he blamed you!

Shen Zihao: "Shouldn't you reflect on yourself? Yafu hasn't opened up to you for so many years, isn't it because you are too stubborn?" He didn't want to care about the elders' affairs, but Lin Xiaoluo He seemed to be particularly concerned about their affairs, so he had to intervene.

"What is Momojiji, I call it considerate, gentleman, reserved, gentle, okay? Anyway, your Yafu has been married to me for so many years, and you have three brothers. As long as I guard him, he will always understand My heart, do you think that everyone is like you, such a small sub-orc man would go after you, and still love me and me in the public!" Patriarch Shen was about to go crazy!

If your partner is disobedient, your son will not worry!

Shen Zihao disdained: "If you're a tiger, don't pretend to be a kitten. Pretend to be a cat. I can't help you if Yafu is taken away by other orcs!"

"Is this what you should say as a son? What kind of bullshit orcs, you Yafu was born as my man, and died as my ghost. He can only have me in his life!" Shen Changhe even forgot to pretend to be cold, elegant and gentle. , "By the way, did your Yafu really know other orcs, did Lin Xiaoluo tell you something, did he know something when he was with your Yafu all day? You brats don't think Is there an extra new father who doesn't know where he came from?"

The domineering that Shen Changhe said on his lips was actually very worried in his heart. After so many years, he knew that it was not Lin Canglan who couldn't live without him, Shen Changhe, but Shen Changhe who couldn't live without Lin Canglan. He really couldn't imagine how he would live without Lin Canglan .

"Not currently, I don't know about it in the future!" Shen Zihao closed his eyes and meditated after throwing out a word.

"Is it yes or no? How do you look like, what do you do, how old are you, are you married, have children, are you interested?" The Shen family chief ran away, but no matter what he asked, Shen Zihao just stopped talking.

Walking up and down, he couldn't help but start thinking wildly, "When did that man fall in love with your Yafu? Who is it? Is it General Yang from the military department? I knew that he must be coveting your Yafu; or the head of the Huang family, whenever he met, he would like to pull your Yafu to talk, probably because he wanted to pry into my corner; Doctor, anyone who sees you, Yafu, their eyes will light up, and no one will believe you if they say they have no interest in you..."

Shen Changhe doubted almost all the orcs he knew. In his heart, Lin Canglan was so attractive!

The sons don't want to talk to him anymore, their brains are sick, they have to act!Father!

upstairs

"Yafu, are you angry with me?" Lin Xiaoluo asked.

"What does it have to do with you? If I want to be angry, I will be angry with your father, he is a bastard!" Lin Canglan couldn't sit still with anger.

"You know, I just realized today that all these years have been wasted, that bastard Shen Changhe is an asshole! He never bought me a gift, not even a bouquet of flowers, a piece of paper, or a pair of shoes... never Not at all! Of course, I didn’t even say sweet words officially. I used to have a meal far away! What’s more, I don’t seem to have seen his animal form until now, let alone Said to ride!

Shameless, what did you say that you like me? Is that how you like me?fraud!I want a divorce! "Over time, Lin Canglan exploded all at once!

"Xiao Luo, Yafu and Shen Changhe are divorced, you will follow Yafu, those three boys are also disgusting orcs, let them follow their father, they are already so big anyway! I don't want the house, That is the old house of Shen Changhe's family, give it to him! I don't care!

But I bought the things in the house, the tables, chairs, curtains, lamps, including the robot, and I want to take them away. It’s not cheap to throw them away, this stinky orc!

I also planted the flowers and plants in the yard and took care of them myself, so I will take them away too! "Lin Canglan has gone from divorce to property division!

"Yafu, of course I have always been on your side." Lin Xiaoluo followed Lin Canglan, wanting him to calm down first.

"Okay, let's pack our things now and leave immediately!" Lin Canglan did as he said, took the luggage bag, and started to pack it quickly!

Lin Xiaoluo: This is power!

Lin Canglan tidied up, probably getting angrier the more he thought about it, found Patriarch Shen's coat, threw it on the floor and stomped on it, as if the coat belonged to Patriarch Shen himself.

But at this time, for some reason, a photo appeared from his pocket. The photo showed the young Patriarch Shen and a beautiful sub-orc man!

Lin Canglan's face turned pale and pale, and he froze there, forgetting to vent his anger!

Lin Xiaoluo felt that Patriarch Shen's situation was really miserable, he would scream and make trouble, cry and shout, that's okay, it's really difficult to keep silent now!

"Father Ya, you can't get a divorce at this time, or you'll be taking advantage of others!" Lin Xiaoluo took the opportunity to persuade.Hey, if his father hadn't been nice to him, he really wanted to persuade Yafu to get a divorce, but he actually took pictures with others, and he took them immediately, and put them in his pocket, did he carry them with him?

Lin Xiaoluo conjectured that it might not have been done by Patriarch Shen, it should be some people's conspiracy, but even this is unforgivable, why can't Patriarch Shen be more vigilant, this time it is just a photo, if next time... Lin Xiaoluo Luo thought about the calculation in the original body, and it seemed that if his father and Yafu were to go on, he had to teach his father well!

The first lesson is about how to defend your innocence!

"Xiao Luo, I understand what you mean, but what's the use of this? After so many years, his heart is still not on me! The photo is his first love, his sweetheart! Even if he betrayed him, he I still miss him!" Lin Canglan finally burst into tears.

It's good to be able to cry, but Lin Xiaoluo thinks that the person who caused Yafu to cry is a capital crime, but a living crime cannot be forgiven!

"He lied to Yafu for so many years, wasting your best years on him, even if you want to divorce, you have to teach him a lesson first! Do you want to be the legendary holy father?" Lin Xiaoluo encouraged morale .

"what can I do?"

"Let father fall in love with you, and then you will file for divorce."

Lin Canglan shook his head, "Silly boy, if your father could have fallen in love with me, he would have fallen in love with me long ago. Why wait until now? Besides, hey, forget it, he just doesn't love me!"

Lin Xiaoluo: After all, I’m still reluctant!

Downstairs, Patriarch Shen is very anxious!The few sons were as immovable as a mountain, he really regretted, why did he give birth to such three orcs!

Hey, forget it, he admits it, his partner likes the so-called romance of young people, he can just copy it, even if he doesn't, isn't there an older son and a couple who can learn from it, isn't it just embarrassing, always Better than losing a partner.

Figured it out, Master Shen went upstairs, but his partner happened to come downstairs.

He was startled when he opened his mouth: "Take off your clothes!"

Facing the face of thousands of troops and horses, Master Shen's face did not change color, and immediately turned red like a monkey's butt.

"The children are all here, why don't we go back to the room first?" Patriarch Shen is happy, this is not angry, and there are additional benefits!Normally, we have to wait for two days!

Lin Canglan didn't quite understand what he meant at the beginning, seeing people's heart fluttering, and thinking about what she said, her face turned red, but she didn't know whether it was from anger or shame.

"I want to divorce you. I bought the clothes on you. Take them off and return them to me! From now on, you can find whoever you like!" Lin Canglan roared directly.

"What did you say? Say it again!" Patriarch Shen said with full aura.

"I want a divorce! I want a divorce! I want a divorce! I just said what's wrong, Shen Changhe, you bastard!" Lin Canglan wiped away her tears and threw the entire suitcase over.

Shen Changhe guessed that Nilin was really touched, he caught the suitcase with one hand, and resisted Lin Canglan with the other.

"Bastard, let me go, let me go!" Lin Canglan punched and kicked without saying a word, and even pulled Patriarch Shen's hair like a punk. Unfortunately, Patriarch Shen grinned in pain, but still didn't let go.

When Patriarch Shen and Lin Canglan disappeared at the top of the stairs, Lin Xiaoluo finally reminded, "Yafu saw the photo in your pocket, it's you and a sub-orc man."

Knowing that his father would not really hurt Yafu, the other orcs of the Shen family did not stop him.

"Yafu, Yafu? I came in?" At noon the next day, Lin Xiaoluo came in with porridge when he heard movement in Lin Canglan's room.

Lin Canglan was a little embarrassed hiding under the quilt, and ignored him.

"Yafu, let's have some porridge first, you didn't eat anything yesterday, you should be hungry." Lin Xiaoluo shouted pretending not to know.

Lin Canglan didn't want to wake up at first, but she was so hungry that she sat up and drank two big bowls of porridge, feeling like she was alive again, Lin Canglan gritted her teeth and asked, "What's wrong with you?" Let the boss be so obedient, teach me, I will make that crazy Shen Changhe fall in love with me, and then dump him severely!"

Lin Xiaoluo looked at Lin Canglan, whose body was blue and purple, full of traces of happiness, and asked curiously, "Yafu, didn't father explain clearly to you?"

"I explained that he doesn't know what's going on, I don't care about him, he's a bastard anyway, I won't soften my heart anymore!" Lin Canglan said "hmm" and it must have touched the wound.

Lin Xiaoluo: How ruthless my father was to people yesterday. He was obviously unwilling to take revenge when he misunderstood yesterday, but now he has become black!But he is happy!This is how Yafu should be, working hard to get what he wants!

"Yafu, just wait, I'll get you a secret weapon right away!" Lin Xiaoluo went out with a bowl in his hand, and came back after a while, holding a small exquisite box in his hand.

"What is this?" Lin Canglan asked, lying on his stomach with pain in his buttocks.

"Yafu, you said that you have never seen your father's animal form, so have you let him see your half-beast form?" Lin Xiaoluo asked gossipingly.

"Why do you want to show him a half-beast?" Lin Canglan didn't quite understand.

Lin Xiaoluo shook his head and said: "Father Ya, I think, in fact, father likes you, and you don't have to make him fall in love with you. If you get angry in the future, or want him to do something, I will tell you something The method will definitely work, and it will be tried and tested!"

"Really? What method?" Lin Canglan was a little skeptical that it was really such an easy thing.

Lin Xiaoluo whispered in his ear for a while, Lin Canglan's face slowly turned red.

"Does this really work?" The brat, whose butt was still hurting, told him this method.

"It's definitely useful. The elder brother agreed to date me because I showed my ears last time. With this pair of leopard-print underwear, it will definitely be more effective!" Lin Xiaoluo showed up holding a pair of panties.

"It happens to be one for each person. My father is a leopard sub-orc and wants this leopard-print underwear, and I am a black panther and a sub-orc and I want this black pattern." Lin Xiaoluo divided them between them.

When Lin Canglan saw the small piece, he immediately grabbed it and hid it under the quilt. He pretended to be calm and asked, "What kind of clothes should I wear outside?" He has always been a rigorous scholar, and he really doesn't know anything about these things!

"You don't need to wear it, Yafu, why don't you understand, just show the leopard ears and put on leopard print pants." After finishing what he wanted to say, Lin Xiaoluo took some jerky from his pocket to eat.

"Give me some too!" Lin Canglan asked him for jerky, the amount of information was a bit beyond comprehension, he wanted to eat some jerky slowly!

"Yafu, you can't eat it. The jerky is spicy, but it's still meat. You have to hurry up and try the method I told you to see if it works!" Lin Xiaoluo didn't give it.

Lin Canglan: "..."

"Yafu, then you have a good rest, remember to tell me if the method works after you use it!" Lin Xiaoluo was about to go out.

"Wait, how do you know so much? I remember that I didn't teach you, and you are a little orc man, not yet an adult!" Lin Canglan finally remembered this matter.

Lin Xiaoluo froze his hand about to open the door, turned around after a few seconds and said, "Yafu, you forgot that the second brother is making pornographic movies."

The second brother of the blame hero: There is no disease or disaster at this time, and I sneezed twice for no reason!

Patriarch Shen still doesn't know that a kind of extreme punishment for him, but also an extreme reward is in the making.