How to slap the face of Xueba

It is probably the dream of most men to lie drunk on the lap of a beautiful woman and wake up to hold the power of the world, and the position of the emperor is the highest interpretation of this dream, so many people have shed blood and died for the emperor's hegemony since ancient times!

Xiangyang, who is now Hua Tianci, is a man after all. He is willing to be the emperor. Although he has never thought about the three thousand beauties in the harem, he will live if he wants to live, and die if he wants to, but he also hopes to be loved by his family. The knee of his lover, the one who holds the power of his lover.

Before he ascended the throne, he had been thinking about the scene of pampering his lover on the dragon couch after reading the memorial while wearing a dragon robe, that handsome, domineering look!What is Tianliang Wangpo!

It's a pity that imagination is beautiful, but reality is cruel!

"Your Majesty, there is a fight in the west!"

"Your Majesty, there is a flood in the east!"

"Your Majesty, there is auspiciousness in the south!"

"Your Majesty, the Chen family is corrupt, and the Li family has accepted bribes!"

"Your Majesty, the Wang family favored concubines and killed their wives, and the Zhang family's concubine has turned the world upside down!"

"emperor,……"

Hey, as big as wars, natural disasters and man-made disasters, as small as trivial things, those people all go to the emperor. Anyway, they just go to the emperor if they have something to do, so they are busy!

I'm so busy that I don't have time to pamper the queen, and I have to worry about when I accidentally make a wrong decision, not to mention getting the reputation of being a faint king, and it's a sin to cause the people to suffer along with it!

Especially when he is tired like a dog every day, seeing his lover sleeping leisurely, eating, enjoying flowers, drinking tea, he regrets it in his heart!

It's really not as good as being a queen!Of course, he can also ask his lover for help, but the key problem is here!

It's totally okay to help, and my lover looks at the memorial and handles things with great efficiency. What he can do in a day can be perfectly solved in less than an hour!Hehe, my lover said that there is a price to pay for everything, for example, what should be done by the emperor, the queen helped to do it, then...

Read a memorial and kiss each other, deal with a troublesome matter with one gesture, act as the emperor's request every day...

Woohoo, let him do the math, after kissing every day, trying all the postures he knows, being asked to actively seduce, after all kinds of play, how many kisses, how many postures, and Requirements, it seems that one pair of hands and one pair of feet are not enough!

He deeply suspected that Qiu Zihao had premeditated, since the day he proposed to make him the emperor, he had been thinking about him like this or that!This scheming ghost!And he was stupid, and his subordinates were also stupid, one jumped into the pit by himself, and the other helped to add soil into it!

Unbearable, Hua Tianci made a big move!

Hey, he's pregnant!Let you plot against me, let you bully me, I have your child, and you still don't obediently go to work for me!I don't care what I owe you, what if I defaulted on my debt!I have a baby!

On the morning of the second day after confirming her pregnancy, Hua Tianci justly kicked someone up to go to court. He was the oldest pregnant woman, and he wanted to sleep in!

In this way, after one month of pregnancy, the emperor decided to take maternity leave for one year, and the queen took the place. The courtiers had already lost their temper because of these two, who made them stronger!Their arms can't break their thighs!

After the child was born, Hua Tianci, who was raised as a round pearl and lazy, never thought of going back to be some kind of emperor. With that time, he might as well think about learning something, maybe one day he will Returning to the real world with your lover will give them a little more security!

Qiu Zixu called the official historian, brought several boxes of booklets, and asked them to read slowly one by one, what the queen did this year.

Its intentions are obvious, this means remember it all, and ask for an exchange!

Hua Tianci just wants to ask, have you let the historian know your ultimate goal?You are so kind!

According to your calculation, he will have nothing to do for the rest of his life, just lie in bed and serve someone!

But even if he can do it, can someone use it?So many times!

"You helped me become emperor, I also helped you become queen, and you gave birth to a child?" Hua Tianci is not a bun, he wants to argue hard!

"I don't need your help, I can do it myself." Qiu Zihao dismissed.

"You do it yourself? You use your own belly to give birth to a son for me to see?" Hua Tianci became angry. He also worked hard, okay?

"Okay, you won, we are even this year." Chou Zixu finally gave in.

But before Hua Tianci could be happy, he was beaten back to his original shape by someone's sentence.

"In the future, you should be the emperor yourself, and I will be my queen!"

"Do you think you are the only one who will be the queen, and I will not be the emperor? I am just impatient with those old ministers who look like dried orange peels!" Hua Tianci felt that he still had to make a statement, reluctantly To be eaten to death by someone.

Who knew that the hornet's nest was stabbed in a short while, and Chou Zihao asked dangerously: "Why, do you still want to change some young and handsome ones to come up and enjoy them every day if you have nothing to do?"

Hua Tianci: "..."

The queen completely went on strike and went home to take care of her children, and the emperor Hua Tianci returned to work!

The ministers cheered, having seen the queen's thunderous tricks, they still prefer the easy-talking emperor.Especially some well-informed people also know that there is a conflict between the emperor and the empress. I heard that the emperor still wants to accept new people, and the ministers are alive!

The emperor and the queen have a good relationship, and together they are too strong, they have no way to do anything about it, but when the two separate, they are evenly matched, that is their chance!

All kinds of beautiful men, strong, handsome, or handsome, are on the move. Hua Tianci didn't pay much attention at the beginning. He was sincerely discussing important national affairs with others. When the incident became more outrageous, he realized the important matter. It's not good!

Who is it, who wants to die, die aside, what are you doing with him?Don't you know that he belongs to his queen from body to heart?

Hope it's not too late!

On the way back to the palace, I saw Qiu Zihao hurrying over with the child in his arms.

"I heard that the emperor and the handsome man had a very happy conversation?" Qiu Zihao asked with a smile.

Hua Tianci only felt trembling, and looked around, "Where are there beautiful men, in my heart, only the queen can be called a beautiful man, the most handsome in the world!"

"Really?" Qiu Zihao asked.

Hua Tianci thought that his sweet-talking offensive was really effective, so someone picked him up with one hand.

"Put me down, so many people are watching!" Hua Tianci felt that his face was gone!

"Be honest, I'm still holding the child in my other hand, do I want to drop him?" Qiu Zihao pinched his buttocks with the hand holding him.

Hua Tianci didn't dare to move anymore, so he was resisted like this, walked through half of the palace, and returned to the residence of the harem.

Then, for three consecutive days, the emperor did not go to court. The eunuch in charge only said that the emperor was ill, but the courtiers all speculated that it was because the emperor had stolen food and the queen found out. The queen finally couldn't bear it anymore and put the emperor under house arrest.

In the harem, the emperor who supported his old waist and groaned heard the rumors, couldn't help cursing, and put you under house arrest for panting, I can't get out of bed!After all, it's not a moth made by you courtiers who have nothing to do!

Hmph, isn't it just to see how good his temper is, he's decided, he's going to let Chou Zihao go!Let him fix them up and fix them!

Of course, the price is also heavy. Hua Tianci has overdrawn his next life, and the next life to someone!But it doesn't matter, it's his lover, he is happy, cheap lover is better than cheap others!

There is no comparison and no harm. After serving the good-tempered and reasonable Hua Tianci, and then serving a master like Qiu Zihao who was born in an iron-blooded soldier, and a master who was angered, the courtiers just want to say miserable!

Selling your body, selling the rest of your life, selling the rest of your life, after unloading the burden of the emperor, Hua Tianci is still living a happy life, I have nothing to do to find something to learn, teach my son, except for someone who needs too much, really It is a perfect life!

Happy days always pass quickly, a few years have passed in the blink of an eye, and Xiao Baozi has grown to be five or six years old, gradually appearing in front of everyone.

After such a long time, the courtiers have seen through it, whether it is the queen or the emperor, they are not able to calculate, curry favor, please, those young daughters and sons prepared by the family, should marry, should marry Alright.

However, the appearance of the little prince gave everyone hope again. If the big ones are not enough, let's start with the small ones.

Therefore, some ambitious people took the opportunity to have an encounter with the little prince with ulterior motives.

"His Royal Highness, Yuxue is really smart, a genius in the sky. I like it very much. I wonder if I can let..." The granddaughter of the family come to serve?The feelings of childhood sweethearts since childhood, his granddaughter can be a favorite concubine instead of a queen in the future, the ministers think beautifully.

But before he finished speaking, the little prince ran away. The worst thing was that the little prince ran while crying: "Father, come quickly, the perverted old man you mentioned is really here, and he said he likes it." Me, ask if it’s okay to moleste me, come and save me!"

Perverted old man: "..."

He wanted to cry too, he was wronged!Lend him another ten guts, and he doesn't have the guts to insult the current crown prince. Could he be talking about introducing his granddaughter to the crown prince? His granddaughter is so beautiful!Still very smart!

After the perverted old man incident, the courtiers finally became honest and responsible, because the hard facts told them that the emperor's family of three is really not easy to mess with!