How to slap the face of Xueba

The three of them left without expecting that, outside the towering building, there was a person hanging above the window, who saw the three of them clearly and heard what they said clearly, but he was just in a hurry to confirm Is someone a gift from my lover!

I found the address of the headquarters building of the Qiu Group from the Internet, and Hua Tianci came here directly. I just wanted to try my luck, but I didn't expect not only to meet someone, but also to let him hear the big news!

Hehe, let's see him for the rest!

A few days later, on Friday night, Zhuge Erfeng discussed with his brother: "Brother, go and help me find out about that painting. I will concentrate on helping the president choose his concubine."

After searching for a few days, I didn't find anything. I only know that it was brought out by a rather handsome young man, who really did a good job in finishing work, and Zhuge Erfeng became impatient.

Furthermore, he reckoned that the one who sold the paintings was either an underground worker—a tomb robber, or a prodigal son who sold all the ancestral paintings. He was not interested in either, and it happened that his brother was not busy either. , just want to throw things to him.

He prefers to help the president choose a "concubine", and it's the kind that only needs to be vicious, how good and simple!

"Okay, but you remember it, and you must help the president deal with this matter!" Choosing one of the two things, Zhuge Yifeng didn't want to choose the noisy one.

"Don't worry, there is absolutely no problem!" Comrade Erfeng was very happy when he threw out a hot potato.

The next day, Saturday, was supposed to be a rest day, but the headquarters building of the Qiu Clan was a bit crowded, because this day was the official day for the president of the Chou Clan to choose a concubine!

Of course, not all these people came to participate in the selection. After several layers of screening, only the [-] winners actually participated today, while the rest included the candidates' family members, assistants, accompanying personnel, friends, etc. And those who watched the excitement, and finally, the major media!

It can be seen how big this is!

It's a pity that the candidates were all high-spirited before they entered, but they were downcast after they came out!

In the room, Zhuge Erfeng had a serious face, quite capable of bluffing people, swishing, swishing, weeding out people, and making people feel that he was not good enough.

Zhuge Erfeng looked at his watch, it was 5 minutes to twelve o'clock, it was almost time for dinner, and someone outside just informed him that there was only one person left, Zhuge Erfeng gave himself a thumbs up in his heart, the time rhythm was well grasped, Done in 5 minutes, just right for lunch!

Seeing a handsome young man walk in, Zhuge Erfeng blinked his eyes, he is indeed handsome, more handsome than him, but what's the use, it's not bad for the one who came today, but their president won't choose him of.

"Can you play the guzheng? Our president likes classical beauties." Zhuge Erfeng has already summed up some rules in the morning. The candidates are all of good quality. After all, they have been carefully selected. Everyone knows what kind of popular musical instruments and things that improve the style, so he asked Guzheng instead. Hehe, there are really not many people who learn that stuff these days.

"Yes." As a result, the young man on the opposite side showed a very pleasing smile and said.

"Can you cook? Our president likes to stay at home." It doesn't matter, Zhuge Erfeng asked again.

"Yes." The young man replied.

Zhuge Erfeng made persistent efforts: "Can you draw?"

Youth: "Yes."

"Can you play chess?"

"meeting."

"Can you do calligraphy?"

"meeting."

"Can you ride a horse?"

"meeting."

"Do you know martial arts?"

"meeting."

……

Zhuge Erfeng looked at his watch again, it was past twelve, and his meal time was over!

Angrily asked: "Can you still say words other than 'will'?"

Youth: "Yes."

Zhuge Erfeng: "..."

After taking a few sips of the tea on the table, Zhuge Erfeng finally calmed down a bit, and said: "These things I asked must be met, do you really know it, it's not like just meeting and it's over."

"I will!" The young man laughed.

Zhuge Erfeng: "Since you insist, well, go and cook me a meal now and come out and see!" He didn't believe this evil anymore, no one would do this or that, he thought he was a robot or a foreigner Star people?

"Okay!" The young man still smiled.

Zhuge Erfeng: Just wait, you are the one to cry!

As a result, Zhuge Erfeng took the people directly to the company cafeteria, drove away the master chef, stared at the people, and asked him to cook on the spot, and then he cried by himself!

too delicious!He has never eaten such a delicious dish!Woohoo, he really will!

After eating and drinking enough, Zhuge Erfeng felt a little embarrassed and led the people back to the assessment place.

"Cough, cough, although you do know how to cook, and you seem to be doing very well, but you have to know that among the people who came today, there are still a lot of people who can cook. It's not so easy for us to be the wife of the president. , um, do you really know what I asked earlier?" Zhuge Erfeng asked curiously.

Youth: "Yes."

"Okay, then let's check them one by one. It just so happens that I have sent people to buy guzhengs, go, pens, inks, papers and inkstones!" Haha, what I'm waiting for is your words. People who can be bought with just a meal have to eat, and the assessment still needs to be done!

Two hours later, Zhuge Erfeng had to touch his nose and admit, he really knows it!

Hey, it's a pity, their president didn't really choose a concubine, otherwise this guy is really suitable, and the most important thing is that the food is really delicious!

It seems that he is going to make his final big move!

"Hua Tianci, Mr. Hua, right? You are excellent, but I still have to regret to tell you that you lost the election because our president likes women."

The young man opposite, Hua Tianci smiled: "Really, I happen to be a woman."

Zhuge Erfeng looked shocked: "What, you are a woman?" Looking at the beautiful face, he really believed it, and hurriedly said: "Oh, I was wrong just now, our president likes men, so you go away! "

Hua Tianci: "Oh, I was wrong just now, I am a man."

Zhuge Erfeng: You did it on purpose to make trouble!

"Okay, let's put it this way, our president doesn't like men or women, so you're out of the game!"

Hua Tianci: "Really? I just happen to be neither a man nor a woman!"

Zhuge Erfeng: Where did you get so many good ones?

Hua Tianci: "I am intersex." Hand in the doctor's certificate.

Zhuge Erfeng: Why do you say this kind of thing? Tell me what to do. In other words, I heard that such a person generally does not have a very good life. It is really good that this person is so sunny and outstanding, but he still can’t Choose him as the president's wife, because the president didn't mean that at all!

Zhuge Erfeng said as tactfully as possible: "Our president married his wife because he wanted to have children and carry on the family line." So whether you are a man or a bisexual person, go back.

Hua Tianci blinked and blinked: "I can have children."

Zhuge Erfeng: You don't understand the euphemistic refusal, do you?Okay, okay, let him be straightforward!

"Actually, our president has no intention of getting married at all. This is what the old president meant, so you go back! You lost the election!"

"No, I'll take part in the selection of your concubine. I have passed all the content of your assessment. How can you let me go back?" Hua Tianci's attitude was very firm.

"Then what exactly do you want?" Zhuge Erfeng convinced him, the 99 people in front of him all left like that, why is he so difficult to deal with?

"Since I'm here to choose a concubine, after passing, of course I want to marry your president Luo!" Hua Tianci said lightly.

"Impossible! Don't even think about it!" Zhuge Erfeng was furious!

Hua Tianci said casually: "There seem to be a lot of media out there. If you don't agree, I'll go out and tell them that the Chou Group's words don't count. I obviously passed, and I still don't choose me. The election of a concubine is all fake. I wonder if the stock of Qiu Group will plummet tomorrow?"

Zhuge Erfeng: "I'll give you money, how much do you want? I'll give it to you from my own pocket! Don't think that you can have money because of our president, our president won't give you a penny."

Hua Tianci: "I want people, not money. If your president doesn't give me money, I can give him money!"

Zhuge Erfeng: What's going on these days? Is it an act of begging someone to take care of you?He felt that his death was not far away!

There was really no other way, he bit his teeth and said, "I can take care of you instead of the president, I'll give you money! I also have a lot of money!"

Hua Tianci smiled: "There is no result if you suffer together."

Zhuge Erfeng: "???"

Zhuge Erfeng cried and went upstairs to find his elder brother.

"Brother, that guy actually said I was a shou, let's go, let's beat him up!"

"He's talking about you, but not about me, why should I beat him?" Zhuge Yifeng pushed away the man with snot and tears.

"We are twins, we look the same. When he said that I am Xiaoshou, he is also saying that you are Xiaoshou, who was oppressed?" Zhuge Erfeng wanted to pull people away.

"Should not be determined by appearance, but by personality. My personality is definitely offensive, and you... I also think that you are the one who suffers. It is very right. I will tell my father when I go back. , marry you off as soon as possible!" Zhuge Yifeng felt that he saw the light, yes, it is not his responsibility to marry the stupid younger brother, it is really a good idea!

Zhuge Erfeng: "..." Is he a real brother?Is this from plastic surgery?

"What's going on, aren't you weeding out those people below?" A cold voice interrupted the two brothers to continue discussing the issue of offense and suffering.

"President, why are you here?" Zhuge Erfeng felt guilty.

"You didn't screw things up, did you?" Zhuge Yifeng felt bad when he saw him like this.

"Just... just... there is one person who is really outstanding. He is really good at piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, riding and archery, cooking, and female celebrity. He is also good-looking, and he can be male or female. President, how about you?" Just forget it, I will marry sooner or later anyway." After Zhuge Erfeng finished speaking, he hid behind his brother.

"Zhuge Erfeng!" Qiu Zihao got angry!

Zhuge Erfeng's legs went limp from fright!I knew it would be like this, but what can he do, why is he so unlucky!

"I really can't blame me. The man said that if he is not elected, he will tell the media that our Chou family is not trustworthy, and our stock will plummet! I was ready to go on my own and sacrificed my life heroically, but people looked down on me. Me!" Under Qiu Zihao's cannibalistic gaze, Zhuge Erfeng finally spoke out the cause and effect in one breath.

"Let him go! You go too!" Qiu Zihao roared.

"Are you talking about me?" A pleasant voice broke the haze in the room.