How to slap the face of Xueba

Fools, lunatics, their behavior is irregular, and it is difficult for people to understand.Otherwise, they wouldn't be called fools or lunatics.

So at the beginning, Tianci broke off those wooden sticks and strips of food, and bit them off fiercely, but no one cared about him, and some people kindly provided him with more such objects.

Seeing the time passing day by day, Su Yang felt that this was not possible!He doesn't want to marry some shit crown prince.

So on this day, the weather was fine and suitable for doing some happy things. Su Mermaid, with a wooden face, was driving his mermaid car, holding a simulated little doll, wandering on the road that the crown prince must pass.

"Go, go!" Su Yang heard the crown prince shout from afar.

Su Yang looked pitifully at the following attendant, who immediately understood what he meant, adjusted the mermaid scooter to the fastest speed, and then blocked the way of the crown prince.

The crown prince looked at Su Yang resignedly, touched in his pocket, took out a piece of candy, and said to Su Yang, "If you don't scream, I'll give you candy."

Su Yang rolled his eyes in his heart, can brother be bought with a piece of candy?But after being here for so many days, he really hasn't eaten anything sweet, and he's really a bit greedy.

He accepted that candy with a smile!

The crown prince couldn't help laughing when he saw Su Yang concentrating on eating sweets.Suddenly, I found that this mermaid is actually very good-looking. It would be nice if he kept quiet like this.

Shen Tianyang coughed, the crown prince was awakened, and Su Yang recovered from the sweet smell.

He turned around so that the crown prince could see the baby in his arms.

"What is this? Does he like playing with it now? Didn't he like strips a while ago?" asked the crown prince.

The dog-legged attendant replied: "Master Su asked us to make him a simulation doll, and he asked us to make it according to your appearance. We thought, Mr. Su must not see you often, so we want to make a doll." A doll instead of you."

"Isn't he stupid? Can he express so many meanings?" Although the crown prince was puzzled, he was still happy. It turns out that fools don't hate him that much.

"Actually, Young Master Su is not that stupid, he can express a lot of meaning with his eyes." The attendant said with You Rongyan.

Everyone looked at Su Yang, wondering if that idiot who could only scream could really express a lot of meaning with his eyes?

Under everyone's gaze, Su Yang, with a sullen face, slammed the thing between the baby's legs.Because it is what the palace wants, this doll is very well made, not only is it made according to the proportion of a real person, every part, every muscle is like the real one, nothing less, but a little smaller, and, the doll The body is also filled with a red edible liquid similar to blood, and strives to be perfect. Even if the doll is injured, it can bleed out blood like a real person.

In fact, most of these dolls are for children to play with, mainly to teach them how to take care of their little friends and prevent them from getting hurt.When Su Yang pulled out that rather spectacular part, the simulated blood also sprayed Su Yang's face, and then Su Yang smiled, and after laughing, he stretched out his tongue to lick the blood.

That scene was a bit erosive, but also a bit scary and weird.

Anyway, even though it was broad daylight and the sun was just right, this scene was inexplicably creepy.Especially the crown prince, he felt that his balls hurt so much, that doll looked the same as him, he didn't know what to say.

Su Yang saw that the crown prince didn't move and didn't speak. He felt that he was very powerful, and his ability to withstand pressure was really strong. It seemed that he was the only one who sacrificed to the end, begging for a marriage.

In an instant, Su Yang pounced on the crown prince, because he was a mermaid, and all the men, including the crown prince himself, were not on guard against him, so he threw the crown prince down smoothly, and then when everyone hadn't reacted, his hands stretched to-

Just when he was about to meet, a powerful big hand stopped him.Ten thousand crows flew by in Su Yang's mind.How could he be so unlucky, he was about to succeed.This time it was a surprise, and I guess there will be no chance in the future.

Su Yang raised his head, he must remember the people who ruined his good deeds.

Woohoo, seeing the owner of that hand, he felt that even ten thousand crows flying by were not enough to describe his unlucky mood.The owner of this hand—is actually his lover!

The lover looked at him with a livid face, and then shook off his hand, as if there was something dirty on his hand.

Su Yang wanted to yell at him: My hands are very clean, I didn't touch other people's things, and he didn't really want to touch it, so he was going to touch his clothes to scare people.But he can't, he is a fool now!

Su Yang looked at his lover in this life - Sikong Hao, and Sikong Hao also looked at Su Yang, the two just looked at each other.

Sikong Mian, the crown prince who was forgotten and still lying on the ground, trembled in anger!I just don't know if I was scared or angry, ha ha!

Su Yang stretched out his hand to his lover, meaning let him take him away.

However, he forgot that he was still holding the bloody dildo in his hand.

Is he going to give this thing to the former prince, the cousin of the current prince?What's the meaning?Everyone is puzzled.But there is one thing, they figured it out.Why did Su Yang take that thing? Didn’t he like tossing sticks some time ago? Isn’t this thing just sticks.

What if their balls start to hurt?Do you want to order a round container to protect the balls in a round shape?

At night, Su Yang heard Sikong Mian yelling at his father again.

"I won't marry him, even if I die! Marry whoever loves him!"

"The people are very concerned about this mermaid, and I said that people from the royal family will marry him. Do you want people to see a joke about the royal family?" Sikong Mian's father persuaded.

"If you want to marry, you can marry yourself. Anyway, the position of queen is now vacant. In terms of representing the royal family, no one is more suitable than you." Sikong Mian suggested urgently.

"You...you..." Su Yang heard the trembling in the emperor's voice, he felt that the emperor should know the good things he did during the day.

"Father, why don't you let Sikong Hao marry him? Isn't he also a member of the royal family?" Realizing that he had just passed a little bit, Sikong Mian said remedially.

Su Yang couldn't help but give the crown prince a thumbs up.Not bad, not bad, he finally spoke his mind, he decided that he could scream less at Sikong Mian in the future, and spare his ears a little.

Su Yang thought he would get his wish soon, but after waiting for more than half a month, there was still no movement.

It seems that his lover doesn't remember him anymore, Sikong Mian still needs a little push here, he still needs to be self-reliant!Su Yang was planning with his fingers in his heart.

"Brother Hao, what happened last time scared you, right? I haven't been to the palace for a while." In the palace garden, Sikong Mian said to Sikonghao.

"Busy." Sikong Hao just replied briefly.

Sikong Mian didn't mind either, and continued: "Brother Hao, the last time was just an accident. In fact, Su Yang is not like this usually, and he has behaved a lot recently." The emperor is still hesitating whether to let Sikong Hao and Su Yang marry, Sikong He couldn't wait any longer, he wanted Si Konghao to propose to marry Su Yang first, as long as he thought of Su Yang living in the same palace with him, he couldn't stand it!

"That's very good, congratulations first." Sikong Hao said, he also heard rumors that Su Yang is the imperial concubine appointed by His Majesty.

Sikong Mian: "..."

Su Yang, who was hiding aside, was furious.He jumped out and threw Sikong Hao down, rubbing his head on his chest non-stop, looking like he was enjoying it.

Sikong Mian stood there with his mouth open, Su Yang raised his head and stared at him.He has already achieved this step, the ladder is built well, and he still hasn't opened his mouth to speak. Does he still need a fool like him to teach him how to do it?

"Cousin Hao, you see that Su Yang seems to like you very much, why don't you marry him." The Crown Prince finally came to his senses.The emperor once said in front of the media that the prince can be chosen by Su Yang. Su Yang likes Sikong Hao now, how can he object?

Sikong Hao didn't speak from the beginning to the end, and he lowered his head. Su Yang didn't know what he was thinking. After all, most people would not like this kind of thing of driving ducks to the shelves, but he had no choice but to decide first. Let's talk about the next name.

The crown prince happily went to report the good news to his father, and Su Yang was sent back to his residence.

At night, Su Yang turned the fish tail into legs, and ran to listen to the corner of the crown prince as usual, hoping to hear some good news.

What I heard this time was the quarrel between two young people.

"Do you really want Sikong Hao to marry Su Yang? Isn't it too hasty? We haven't determined what Su Yang's genes and mental strength are like? And have you ever thought that although Marshal Su is gone, the Su family can't wait to marry Su Yang?" There are no other people in Su Yang, but the Su family was deeply rooted in the army after all, and in the name of Su Yang, they should still be able to recruit a large number of people."

"What do you mean? Do you want me to marry Su Yang? You know that Su Yang screams every time he sees me, and last time he treated my imitation doll and me like that, do you think I should still marry him?" Him? Are you not afraid that he will depose me?" The crown prince's voice was as loud as ever.

"No matter what, you should confirm Su Yang's mental power first, in case his spiritual power is at the S level, plus the meaning behind him, you let him marry Si Konghao, it is undoubtedly for yourself Create a powerful enemy." Shen Tianyang was still so calm, but it only made people feel a sense of indifference.

"Do you think cousin Hao will fight for the throne with me, and that idiot Su Yang is also lying to me?" The crown prince was very unhappy.

"Isn't it? Do you think that as the former emperor's own son, the original crown prince, he would be willing to be just a prince? First find out Su Yang's mental strength. If he is at the S level, even if you don't want to marry him, Even if you kill him, you can't let him marry Sikong Hao. Sikong Hao already has S-level spiritual power, and there is another S-level mermaid to help him. If he advances, we will be finished! What's more, even if Su Yang It's stupid, have you ever thought about what to do if he gave birth to Si Konghao? There are several marshals in the Su family, and the genes are definitely not bad." Shen Tianyang's tone was murderous, and there was also a sense of order .

"Tianyang, at this time, as a lover, shouldn't you be concerned about whether I will marry another mermaid? Or whether I will fall in love with another mermaid? Why do you care about other people's affairs?" Sikong Mian asked a little annoyed.

"Okay, didn't we discuss it? If you are the crown prince, you must marry a mermaid and lay eggs. I feel uncomfortable, but it's useless to say it, and it can't change anything. I believe that you will always love me. That's enough! Take care of yourself, beware of Sikong Hao, I'm also doing it for your own good."

"Well, I got it, I'll listen to you!" Sikong Mian was comforted by a few words.

Su Yang felt that he had discovered something. Maybe the relationship between Sikong Mian and Shen Tianyang was not what they showed to outsiders. Shen Tianyang was a little sheep, gentle and harmless, who loved the crown prince wholeheartedly, but was more like the crown prince. Putting everything in, Shen Tianyang just followed the trend.

Maybe, Shen Tianyang is still at the top, Su Yang thought, don't look at Sikong Mian's big size, but that guy doesn't seem to have a brain, what's the use.