Every day I am afraid that the president will find out that I am an undercover agent

At 11:30 noon, Zhou Yan began to prepare the first meal of the day.

Usually the person who cooks breakfast is Pei Hang. He got up early today because of something to do. Seeing that Zhou Yan, who had eaten chicken all night, was lying on the table and died temporarily, he quietly took a piece of bread and left.

So after Zhou Yan's resurrection, he could only solve the food problem by himself.

While he was gurgling hot milk, he received a message from Pei Hang.

Pei Hang said, I was exposed.

Zhou Yan subconsciously replied that there is an inner ghost, and then remembered that he went to Tianhua to interview the assistant to the president today.

He retracted the last one, saying: "Even if your acting skills can only be used as a vase in the nominal sense in costume dramas, you won't be exposed as an undercover agent sent by the rival company during the interview stage."

Pei Hang said: "If that was the case, you would see the headlines about 'a male college student beating Tianhua's vice president in the middle of an interview due to employment pressure'—"

Zhou Yan turned off the fire, poured the milk into the ceramic cup, and asked him how the real situation was.

Pei Hang said that the questions at the beginning were quite normal, and they were nothing more than routine questions about school majors.

When asked about his personal experience, the style of painting became wrong.

"You know," he said, "I did a lot of preparation for this interview."

Zhou Yan had an ominous premonition.

His roommate has a wicked appearance and a rebellious personality.Probably due to drinking fake air, the brain circuits are different from normal people, and often perform operations that Zhou Yan cannot understand.

For example, when asked about past experience, most people would pick the most outstanding award-winning record, but Pei Hang gave the interviewer a 64G USB flash drive.

The person who interviewed him was Xie Yiyun, the vice president of Tianhua Entertainment Company.

Xie Yiyun inserted the USB flash drive, and after opening it was a decompressed package. After decompressing, there were more than ten decompressed packages, each of which was the size of a small movie. It was a collection of Pei Hang's experiences from childhood to adulthood, complete with pictures and texts.

Xie Yiyun patiently clicked on them one by one. When the pictures were loaded in the second day of junior high school, the computer froze. The picture on the projection screen was frozen on a sweet and sad non-mainstream headshot.

Xie Yiyun kicked off the power cord and let him start his performance directly.

Pei Hang sang a little love song in French to the vice president.

After the other party listened, he suggested that he go out and turn left to sign up as a Tianhua trainee.

Zhou Yan was very confused: "So what did you expose?"

Pei Hang: "My beauty in the prosperous age, and my talent."

Zhou Yan: "..."

Pei Hang said sadly: "A peerless handsome man like me who can rely on his face for a living and is also full of talent is really not suitable for such a low-key job as an undercover agent."

Zhou Yan felt that the grass had grown, he wanted to say that you are not an interview assistant?

Pei Hang's side showed that it was typing, Zhou Yan set up an automatic reply of "and then", put the milk and toast on the plate, and went to have breakfast.

Pei Hang chatted with the automatic reply in full swing.

Someone next to him poked him and said in a low voice, "Please step aside."

He had a ghost in his heart, and he picked a corner where no one was around to chat with Zhou Yan, and was suddenly slapped by someone, and almost flew up.

The person who photographed him was also very frightened.

The lighting in the corner was not good, half of the man's face was hidden in the shadows, only the round and fair lower half of his face was exposed.He was tall and was steaming all over. He was shocked by Pei Hang's reaction and took a half step back. He held a transparent thermos cup in his hand—Pei Hang glanced at it, and there were a few black goji berries floating in it.

Where did this health expert come from?

The health care expert took a slow look at him, then went around to get water from the water dispenser embedded in the wall.

"..." Only then did Pei Hang understand why the other party asked him to get out of the way. It turned out that he was blocking the water dispenser.

But at this time, at this place, why are there still people sweating like they just got off a treadmill?

Pei Hang was full of complaints, and saw that his back was wet with sweat, and his clothes were close to his back, outlining the clear outline of his back muscles.The air conditioner at the side was humming, and the cold wind blowing out touched the air under the sun, forming a tangible white mist.Then he turned slightly sideways, blocking between the air conditioner and the man.

It was natural for him to do this, and he kept chatting with Zhou Yan one-sidedly.

After sputtering for a long time, Pei Hang suddenly realized that someone had pronounced his name several times while waiting for a reply.

The voice was hoarse and slow, like rough sand rolling down the throat, spit out from the tip of the tongue dully.

"Your student card has been lost." The person blocked by him said, and then squatted down to help him pick up the thin card.

Pei Hang hurriedly put away his phone and thanked him.

However, he picked it up but didn't hand it back to Pei Hang. He looked at the content carefully, raised his eyes and asked him, "Are you here for an interview?"

"That's right." Pei Hang felt subtly displeased, and was about to reach out to take his student card, when the other party's wrist flipped, and the movement was quick, causing his fingertips to touch a piece of sweaty flesh.

"!!!" Pei Hang withdrew his hand abruptly, and stared at the past with a little annoyance, only then did he see the other party's face.

After a quick glance just now, Pei Hang judged that this was probably a young man older than himself, but now he found that his judgment was wrong.

He mistook the opponent's tall and strong figure, thinking it was a young and middle-aged man.In fact, this person is definitely not young, and the steady and mature temperament brought about by his rich experience cannot be fooled.

His eyes looked like some kind of old and wise beast, without hostility, but it made Pei Hang instinctively feel the danger.

Under the awe of this powerful aura, he actually had a handsome baby face, and he could almost imagine how harmless and even very handsome he looked when he closed his eyes.This made it impossible for Pei Hang to judge his exact age, as if thirty was reasonable, and forty was not against the law.

Just as he and this baby face were staring at each other, Xie Yiyun came out after interviewing the last few people, met the eyes of baby face and Pei Hang, and called "uncle".

The other interviewers who followed Xie Yiyun said respectfully to their baby faces, "Mr. Mu."

03:30 in the afternoon.

Zhou Yan welcomed back his roommate who looked like a mixture of ice and water.

The water is literally, because Pei Hang is wet from head to toe, as if he just swam 800 meters in the artificial lake at the entrance of the community, and he still went back and forth.

The ice refers to the low air pressure on him.

Zhou Yan held Pei Hang's cat on his head, stepped on the wet hair with the cat's claws, screamed, kicked his face and ran away.

Pei Hang lowered his eyes, the tails of his eyes were raised upwards, with some evil arcs, and now they are a little fragile when they hang down, he looks very young.

The little daughter-in-law said: "I encountered a very paradoxical thing."

Zhou Yan said: "Is there anything more paradoxical than swimming in an artificial lake under the sun at three o'clock in the afternoon?"

Pei Hang said, "I saw Mu Ling."

Zhou Yan thought about the context, and asked nervously, "Could it be that he really has the face of Cthulhu?"

Mu Ling, the president of Tianhua, started his career as an armament. He was involved in the underworld in his early years, and later he turned to develop the film and television industry. In the past ten years, he has handed over most of the business to his nephew Xie Yiyun.

The last time he appeared in public was at the funeral of his best friend seven years ago, and only half of his face was photographed indistinctly.Combined with his past achievements, in all kinds of rumors in the world, Mu Ling is a monster with no face, just like the slit girl, it will soon become an urban legend to cure children who cry at night.

Two days before the interview, Pei Hang had a dream and saw a huge octopus head. He refused to admit that he wanted to eat octopus balls, so Mu Ling was the heavenly father in his sleep, the captain of the octopus in the dark world.

Zhou Yan changed his mind, if Mu Ling really grew an octopus head, Pei Hang would not look like a clay sculpture.

So he deduced in reverse, and asked with concern: "Mu always looks like..." He tried hard to find a suitable description, "Very kind?"

The specific age of the president has not been announced. According to the time of his activities, the current starting point is 45, and there is no upper limit.

Pei Hang walked to the table, poured a glass of water, took a sip, and poured the rest on his head.

Then he opened his mouth, maybe because he poured too much water, Pei Hang's tone was very calm, and there was a sense of ferocity in the tranquility.

He said: "Mr. Mu is 1.8 meters five, has six-pack abs, broad shoulders and narrow waist, extremely fair skin, and a face that looks better than my brother's."

Zhou Yan was very aware of his peeing nature, and said in horror: "What are you going to do, someone who is old enough to be your father, who is old enough to be your grandfather, you won't be..."

Pei Hang picked him and the cat up, threw the man into the cage and the cat into the room, and went to take a bath by himself.

After taking a shower, someone added him as a friend, Pei Hang passed by, and the other party sent him several 1-minute-long voice messages.

Pei Hang listened expressionlessly, released Zhou Yan from the cage, and clicked on the play.

Xie Yiyun's gentle voice sounded a little distorted on the phone, but he spoke clearly.

The first voice said that student Pei, through our company's understanding, you are a cheerful, helpful, patient...

Pei Hang pinched it off and clicked on the second item.

"Study hard and get excellent grades..."

……

Pei Hang pinched it off again.

Zhou Yan almost felt sorry for the vice president.

"After the company's deliberation, it is decided to hire you as Mr. Mu's temporary assistant...you can become a full-time employee upon completion of the internship."

A bunch of contract pictures were posted below, and at the end, Mu Ling's own signature was flying around.

Finally, there is a photo of Pei Hang.

It's a very normal ID photo with a big smile.

Zhou Yan: "..."

Pei Hang said, "Speak directly if you have something to say."

Zhou Yan couldn't say a word: "Is this smile of yours eating and growing up happy?"

Pei Hang pulled him into the cat cage again.

He held the cage to face Zhou Yan, and said seriously: "There is an inner ghost."

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laugh and be done