hypocritical

Yu Yunke was slowly preparing to go downstairs to cook, passing by Liang Rongyi's room, he glanced into Liang Rongyi's room every now and then, only to see Liang Rongyi brushing his teeth frantically with a washbasin in his arms.The electric toothbrush seemed to be dissatisfied with the constant vibration, and stopped working after a beep.Liang Rongyi raised his head at the right time, his eyes were wide open, and the mouthful of toothpaste froth was swallowed under the strong stimulation.

"Xue... are you alright?" Yuyunke ran in to catch the Qingshui in Liang Rongyi's hand, and his teasing mood was gone.

"Fuck...fuckfuckfuck, Laozi...eat shit." Liang Rongyi coughed while talking, and unconsciously grabbed the hem of Yunke's clothes with his fingers, and pulled his T-shirt off A large piece was removed, revealing a thin but fair and full chest.

Yu Yunke tried several times to pull back his clothes but couldn't, so he followed his words and asked, "When did it happen?".

"Just now...Liu Piaopiao kissed me, I..." Liang Rongyi turned on the phone with a sad face and showed it to Yu Yunke. It was the same search software as before, but this time the content was "Why Cats Never Wipe Their Butts and Don't Smell".

The answers below are mostly the same, except that it licked itself clean.

Wei Yunke thought of Liang Rongyi's mouth full of cat hair before, and almost asked him, "Did you lick the cat's ass?".But he has a strong desire to survive, and he probably thought that he should be more restrained now that he is under the fence.Thinking of this, he tactfully comforted Liang Rongyi and said: "Actually, cats lick their fur with their tongues. You didn't touch its tongue, did you?".

Liang Rongyi nodded as if he was relieved, and then hurriedly said: "I just touched its nose."

Yu Yunke took the opportunity to tear out his clothes, then nodded and said to go downstairs to cook.

Liang Rongyi said that he wanted to eat four dishes and one soup, and then turned into the bathroom with his clothes in his arms.

Wei Yunke smiled, stared at the closed door of the bathroom for a while, and then slowly went downstairs.

Sure enough, Liang Rongyi wasn't talking nonsense, there were indeed vegetables in the refrigerator, and each floor had labels with the names of the dishes, clearly classified.

Yu Yunke took out the recipe and looked at it for a long time, and finally decided to make the first dish, the stewed beef brisket with potatoes that he saw on the broadcast a few days ago.

He took a piece of beef brisket from the refrigerator, washed it, put it in a pot and blanched it, then took out the beef brisket and washed it in cold water before cutting it into chunks.Then he heated up the pot, and in the gap of the hot pot, he quickly chopped onion, ginger, garlic and dried chili.He poured the oil into the pot when it was hot, then quickly threw the onion, ginger, garlic and dried chili into it and stir-fried. When the aroma came out, he added some dried Chinese prickly ash and stir-fried, and then poured in the previously chopped beef brisket Stir-fry, stir-fry until the beef brisket changes color, then add a spoonful of bean paste and a spoonful of chili sauce and stir-fry, and finally add cooking wine, oil consumption and light soy sauce and stir-fry over high heat.

He pulled out a casserole from the cupboard and cleaned it, put a few pieces of ginger on the bottom of the casserole, poured the fried beef brisket into it, and added water to the line below the top of the pot.Finally, he turned on the fire and started to stew. Before stewing, he threw a few bay leaves, angelica dahurica and star anise into it, and then turned on medium heat and stewed.

On the way to stew the beef brisket, he cleaned the carrots and potatoes, cut them into pieces and put them on a plate, and then took out the okra and salmon and washed them with ice water.After washing, cut the salmon into pieces and put it on a plate, throw the okra into the pot and blanch it, and then wash it and put it on the plate.

He himself thinks he is witty, the two cold dishes are simple and convenient, and the number is unambiguous.After adjusting the sauce, Que Yunke took out some lettuce and chopped it up. He noticed that there were still unopened red yeast rice cakes in the refrigerator, which could be used to make fried rice cakes with lettuce and lettuce.

The last thing is soup. Yunke thought for a long time, and finally decided to make a tomato and egg soup that everyone can make and has a high rate of exposure.

After all this was done, he even took the time to take out the bowls from the disinfection cabinet and set them on the dining table, then poured the sauces of salmon and okra into the small bowls, and then turned on the torch on the other side to let lettuce and red yeast rice cake Fried.This dish is the simplest and only needs to add salt, but the taste is very good.

After everything was finished and the beef brisket was almost stewed, Yu Yunke poured the carrots and potato cubes into the casserole, then turned on a low heat and simmered slowly, and went upstairs to ask Liang Rongyi to eat.

He was actually a little apprehensive, after all, it was his first time cooking Liang Rongyi.Although he has deliberately appeared casual, he is still unavoidably nervous.

Que Yunke took a few deep breaths, and then slowly went upstairs. As he expected, Liang Rongyi had already fallen asleep on the bed sprawled out.

Wei Yunke walked over cautiously, at this moment Liang Rongyi just turned over, he was so frightened that he immediately held his breath.After a while, Liang Rongyi didn't move again, and he was relieved.

At this moment, he felt like a thief, very guilty.Just like that night many years ago, he hid in the alley beside the street and watched the man take a step and curse.Even though he is now standing in front of him openly, he still feels a little dazed.

"Piao Piao~" Liang Rongyi called out in his sleep, and then kicked a few times.

The opening of the pajamas was cut along the waist and abdomen, revealing the dark green underwear, and Yunke even had a good look at the pattern embroidered on the edge of the underwear.

He sighed, thinking whether he should wake him up, but he didn't expect Liang Rongyi to turn over and get up with a thud.

All this happened too quickly, and Wei Yunke took a few steps back based on his instinctive reaction.He hadn't adjusted his mood when he heard Liang Rongyi scold: "You damn meow... Labor and management shouldn't have eunuched you in the first place, I should have thrown you into the stray cats in the school, it might scare you to death. "

Que Yunke looked up and saw that Liu Piaopiao was reclining on Liang Rongyi's pillow and licking his hair, and he didn't feel the slightest wave of waves from Liang Rongyi's roar.

Yun Yunke couldn't help but think that being a cat is also good, especially Liang Rongyi's cat, not to mention how happy it is.

"You..." After Liang Rongyi finished cursing, he noticed that Yunke was standing in front of him, and he almost blurted out "Why are you here?".

Don't blame him, after all, he has lived alone for too long, and there are suddenly more people in the family, and he will not get used to it for a while.

"Senior, the meal is ready, do you want to eat now?" Wei Yunke avoided his disheveled body, looked him in the eyes with a cute voice and said, "You buttoned the wrong clothes."

Liang Rongyi just wanted to praise him to relieve his embarrassment when he heard this sentence, and he didn't want to say anything for a moment.He glared at Yun Yunke, and without hesitation, he undid all the buttons from bottom to top.

Wei Yunke was stunned by his operation, and said dumbly: "You just like this...".

"Otherwise, you will button it for me?" Liang Rongyi interrupted Yunke, quickly put the last button on and fastened it, then went up and fastened the first button, and then went back to start from the penultimate button. He started to button the buttons, and when they were all buttoned, he undid the top two buttons.Finally, under the eyes of Yu Yunke, he dragged the slippers of different colors to the bathroom, probably to wash up.

It was the first time for Yu Yunke to see this kind of operation, and for a while, all the charming thoughts were gone.There is only one feeling in his head, that is, Liang Rongyi's brain is probably asleep.

While Liang Rongyi was washing up, Que Yunke went downstairs to put the stewed beef brisket on a plate.

Liang Rongyi could smell the aroma of food as soon as he reached the stairs, and he was still a little uncomfortable for a while.As he walked, he was trying to find some suitable words to praise Yu Yunke, and it was no wonder that he was poor in words, after all, he was notorious for his bad mouth and never gave people good looks.Nowadays, I finally want to praise someone, but I find that my vocabulary is not enough.

"You have four dishes and one soup, and two cold salads?" Liang Rongyi said with some dissatisfaction, "I'll just say you're blackmailing me, and you're all-powerful..."

While talking, he dipped a piece of salmon with the chopsticks next to him and threw it into his mouth. He was speechless for a moment.

It's also salmon, but the one from Yuyun Keche is really tastier.

Liang Rongyi picked up another piece of rice cake, and asked him after eating, "Why does this ham sausage taste so strange?".

"Isn't it delicious?" Yu Yunke thought that he was going to be disgusted again, and then he reacted and said: "This is not ham sausage, this is rice cake.".

"What kind of rice cake?" Liang Rongyi stuffed another piece into his mouth and said, "It seems a bit similar. Could it be dyed with pigments? Isn't the rice cake all white?"

Que Yunke was a little speechless, and it was Liang Rongyi himself who didn't know anything about his family.But he still explained to him with a good attitude: "This is the red yeast rice cake in your refrigerator. I just opened it today."

"Oh, that may have been brought back by Lao Cao from his hometown." Liang Rongyi muttered and said, "He didn't tell me about something so delicious."

In fact, Lawyer Cao told him as soon as he brought it back.In the days that followed, he even hinted that this rice cake tastes good and can be eaten frequently, but Liang Rongyi obviously didn't listen.

"By the way, senior, do you like green very much?" Yu Yunke looked at Liang Rongyi's whole body in dark green attire, and couldn't help but want to tease him.

"That's right, if you want to live a good life, you have to have a little green everywhere." Liang Rongyi said while shouting: "Tmall Elf, let's listen to the green."

When Yun Yunke thought of the phone call he had made earlier, his whole body felt cold.But he still struggled and said: "Green is a good color, but it's not so good to be a catcher."

"What the hell?" Liang Rongyi asked a little puzzled, "You want to take over the offer?"

"..."

Que Yunke rolled his eyes at him, thinking: "I think it's coming soon, but I don't want to."

"Tsk tsk tsk..." Liang Rongyi picked up Liu Piaopiao who had jumped onto the dining table and threw it on the sofa, and said with disgust, "Stay away from me in the future, I will definitely not if you can get on this table And then on.".

He ate while talking, completely unaware that he had said anything illogical.

Que Yunke glanced at him, and suddenly asked tentatively, "Why doesn't she wear a green bell?".

After all, Liang Rongyi likes green, and Yunke thought it was perfect for him to ask.

"Red and green are a natural pair." Liang Rongyi habitually told nonsense, and after seeing Yunke's expression turned sour, he thought it was because he remembered his dislike of Liu Piaopiao earlier, so he quickly explained: "Actually, there is no way, Once something is tied on, you can't take it off."

What Liang Rongyi thought was an obvious explanation meant something else to Yu Yunke's ears. He said almost without thinking, "No wonder you can score 8.5 in IELTS."

It's a joke.

Liang Rongyi was a little puzzled, but he still talked about some topics with Yu Yunke, because it was too long since he chatted while eating like this.

Que Yunke glared at him while eating, but he ignored him no matter what he said.