Those years when I was undercover in Xianmen

As I said earlier, the Zangshu Pavilion is generally a very important place in the sect, and the young disciples of the sect are naturally indispensable in it.

Copy the gate rules, copy the eighteen generations of your ancestors!

He Jiuqing had nothing to do, so she extended her demonic claws to the younger generation in the master's mansion, and tried her best to destroy the flowers in the realm of comprehension.

For example, tell them ghost stories.

He Jiuqing sat cross-legged in the corner, surrounded by a large circle of young Taoist priests, the oldest was only ten years old, and the youngest was only four or five years old, all of them looked at him curiously.

"It is said that there was a fox on Mount Moxu who cultivated himself into a true fruit, and one day he turned into a human and wandered around the world. Then he met a white-faced scholar by chance. The two of them immediately saw mung beans as flies - they saw each other. Then they quickly became relatives, and the husband and wife loved each other , but has never had a child. One night, my husband went out to buy rice, because he didn’t bring enough money, and turned back halfway. But when he approached the door, he heard a slight breathing sound from inside. Guess what? gone?"

A child immediately raised his hand, blushing and said: "I know, I know! The vixen stole someone!"

He Jiuqing smiled and said, "Guess again."

The rest of the children were thinking hard, and another person said: "Could it be a nightmare? I heard that people who have nightmares can do anything!"

He Jiuqing nodded, pointed at another person casually, and said, "Come on, you say... yes! It's just you! Don't look at others!"

The kid who was pointed at first shrank back shyly, and then he was pushed out by several older ones.Urge him to speak quickly.

Therefore, the shy kid said timidly: "I heard from my seniors that not all vixens are all bad people. She must have magical powers, maybe she is saving people in the house!"

He Jiuqing couldn't help laughing, and seeing everyone on the field laughing up and down, she made a gesture of silence, signaling them to lower their voices.

Someone pulled his sleeve and asked him anxiously: "Senior He, hurry up and tell me, what the hell is that vixen doing in the house?"

He Jiuqing smiled and said: "Actually, I didn't do anything. The scholar looked through the gap between the door and the window and saw the vixen sitting in front of the bronze mirror and doing her makeup. When she looked carefully, she saw his wife was painting skins. The scholar was so frightened that he almost lost his wits. Hurry up and ask someone to come to the nearby Taoist temple to subdue the demon. I never thought that vixen is an infatuated species, and I would rather die than betray my husband."

"Ah...how did it end?"

He Jiuqing touched the tip of his nose: "The ending, the vixen was executed on the spot, and he will never be reborn forever! The scholar married another wife, En En Ai Ai!"

"what!"

There were even louder complaints from the field, and the children scolded the man for his ruthlessness and the Taoist priest for his cruelty.

There was even a kid who made a summary: No man is a good thing!

When He Jiuqing listened, she was almost hurting herself from laughing.He made comments on the three children before.

"Your thinking is quite wild, you are a good seedling who is passionate!"

He pointed to the second one again, and sighed, "You, you must wet the bed when you have nightmares, right?"

The child quibbled: "Senior is talking nonsense! I didn't!"

But then there was a burst of ridicule from the crowd, and it was all children's small fights, so it couldn't be taken seriously.

He Jiuqing only had time to comment on the last one. He said: "You are a very kind child. People can be divided into good and evil, and demons can be divided into good and bad. This has nothing to do with race and blood. You have done a good job on this. .We can't engage in discrimination, and we must live in peace with all living beings."

"But the brothers taught us that we should kill demons and ghosts on the spot, and we can't talk about compassion!"

"That is to say, they are all animals, how can they be compared with us?"

He Jiuqing raised his eyebrows: "Then have you ever thought that we also evolved from animals 800 million years ago?"

"How is it possible!" The surroundings all said the same thing.

He Jiuqing originally wanted to promote it to them, what is "Origin of Species", but after thinking about it, the world of cultivation is originally a law of the jungle, and those who can survive.It's good to have kind thoughts, but there are mostly two-legged ghosts outside, why force them to be kind people.

So, I have to give up.

He Jiuqing just talked about "Strange Strange Tales from a Liaozhai Studio", and he felt that it was a bit of a slap on the head of the master's house. If the master Wangxi found out later, he would probably chase him eighteen blocks with his fly whisk.

It's totally possible!After all, Shi Wangxi's IQ is almost that high.Then quickly changed to another talk.

Such as "Son of the Sea", "Dalang Selling Cakes", "Ali Jiujiu and Forty Noodles" and so on.

In short, He Jiuqing tried his best to sow the seeds of love and spread light and heat in the innocent hearts of children.

As a result, I never thought about it, and made all the children cry.

"Wooooow, the mermaid is so pitiful, it turned into sea foam in the end! That prince is a scumbag!"

"Hey, why didn't Mermaid's brothers save him, and just watched him die!"

"Aww, men don't have a good thing!"

……

He Jiuqing had a headache and made a little mistake.

So he hurriedly rescued him and said: "You can't say that, the prince looks like a scum, and the mermaid turned into foam. Maybe he didn't sacrifice himself for love, but just spit on his face!"

The children obviously couldn't accept this version, so they "oooh" all afternoon.The elder in charge of guarding Zangshu Pavilion came over and reprimanded him several times, but it was of no avail.

He Jiuqing coaxed this for a while, and coaxed that for a while.In the end, none of them could be coaxed well, so I had to take out the last trump card.Divide out the lotus seed candy that I bought in Zonghuai Town earlier, and give each person only one piece.

Children are children, and they stop crying immediately after eating sugar.It's just that they opened their eyes and looked eagerly at the few candies left in He Jiuqing's hand.

"Go! There are no more, if you want to eat, buy it yourself!"

Immediately, there were pitiful "Senior He" sounds around.

He Jiuqing was almost defeated by them, squatting in the corner and staring at a group of children.

Ever since, in the difficult and difficult days of the master's mansion, He Jiuqing had to find time to go over the wall to buy candy.

The devil knows why the conditions in the master's residence are so difficult.

I don't know which meddling bitch said something to Shi Wangxi, and soon a group of people rushed up.

Just like catching a chick, he grabbed the children by their collars and took them away abruptly.

Those children tasted the sweetness from He Jiuqing, and hugged his legs one by one, screaming like their dead mothers.

Strict and rigid as a teacher forgetting the past, he resolutely does not allow the disciples of the master's residence to learn He Jiuqing's style.Arrest a group of children and put them in confinement.

At the end, he looked around for a week and said sharply: "Listen to me, all of you! If anyone dares to talk to He Jiuqing in the future, they will all go to the Discipline Hall and be punished!"

Everyone in the room was trembling, not daring to breathe.

Shi Wangxi breathed a sigh of relief, staring at He Jiuqing coldly, his eyes seemed to be dyed with a layer of ice, and said word by word: "If you dare to make trouble again, you can try it!"

"how?"

"...I cut you alive!"

"Cut me alive?" He Jiuqing walked forward slowly with swords in his arms, and only half a step away from Shi Wangxi, then lowered his voice and said with a sly smile: "To be honest, Shi Wangxi. The more you In this way, the more I think you are interesting to me! Don't be shy to admit it, if you want to play, I will accompany you anytime!"