[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

Lie Su didn't know about the farce in Ping'an capital, and after the handover was over, he wasn't responsible for all of it.

Besides, now, in the "Personality" plane, he received a call from the Heroic Academy.

Although the professional hero "Toaster Man" rarely appears in front of the public, he is still the "central figure" in the topic.

For example, the "heroic" hero who has been active in society recently is said to be related to him.

"You mean...you want to invite me to dinner?"

It can be said that Liesu received a call from Principal Nezu, which was unexpected, but it was also reasonable.

Several children in class A succeeded in summoning heroic spirits. These powerful "thugs" who suddenly appeared disrupted the entire professional hero world. Lie Su had expected to receive a call from them one day.

However, what he didn't expect was——

The person who came was All Might.

Lie Su maintained the movement of opening the door, squinted his eyes and looked at the tall and thin former hero in front of him, and after standing there for a long time, he suddenly smiled...

"Since it's yours, then we must go have a drink." He said, "By the way, I also want to introduce you to two heroic friends."

"...You guys will definitely be able to talk."

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That's right, Lie Su later called Ying Ling Wei Gong and Siegfried, and did not bring Chituma out to play together.

After all, I feel that if you bring it, a horse will appear on the wine table, and the style seems too subtle.

"The Heroic Academy really wants to ask for advice on how to summon heroic spirits...but then Principal Nezu will take the initiative to visit." Olmert raised his glass, "This time, I came here because of another matter, and I came to ask for your help .”

"The toilet at Hero Academy...is haunted."

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Even in the personality plane where 80% of the people are superpowers, the question of "are there ghosts in the world" is still an unsolved mystery.

Hearing Olmert's answer, Lie Su held up his chopsticks, and his hands hanging on the food did not drop for a long time.Seeing his actions, Olmert felt a little uneasy for a while.

"Is there any difficulty—"

As soon as Olmert finished asking, Liesu seemed to resume from "pause" to "play". He added a chopstick and put it into the bowl.

"I was just trying to get someone to go."

Between Takashi Natsume and Nana Taoyuan, he considered a lot.

First of all, Nana Taoyuan is not suitable, she is still a bit weak when dealing with fighting...of course this is not the main reason.

The main reason is that Lie Su doesn't know if he can still invite Taoyuan Nanasheng... Ever since she summoned Tamamoqian, she and her envoy Bawei have been regarded as eyes by this old fox The child, tightly guarded in the palm of the hand, never dared to let go.

So Nana Taoyuan still forget it.

And the other candidate, Natsume Takashi... has also encountered trouble recently.

The moment Fengshen Yimuren summoned Ibaraki-douji, and left this world for Heian-kyo—he summoned Shuten-douji.

This short-haired, coquettish banshee was very satisfied with this innocent Master who was blushing and didn't dare to look at her. She took out the strongest wine in her collection on the spot and poured her Master into the emergency room...

"Let Ye Fighting God and Yi Qi Ri go with these two children."

Lie Su remembered that Yiqi Rihe seemed to be a freshman at Alexylva University this year, and it was time for her to practice.

"It's Shuten-douji?" Unlike Siegfried who didn't know much about the Eastern world, Heroic Emiya and Olmert knew the legends of Shuten-douji and Ibaraki-douji from childhood.

For a while, knowing that these two legendary monsters actually existed in the world alive, made the two of them a little dazed.

"You have to learn to adapt."

The wine on the table, Ying Ling Wei Gong and the others barely touched it, and Lie Su almost made it up by himself. Even though he has an extraordinary capacity for drinking, it is obvious that he has talked a lot now.

"...Aren't you going to eat it? This is the most authentic conch stall I've found."

After finalizing the plan, Lie Su, who had nothing to worry about, began to focus on the meals on the table. He added a conch and asked a little puzzled. The oily conch glowed red with chili oil, which was very attractive.

"Master, try to eat as little of these things as possible in the future." Ying Ling Wei Gong suppressed a sigh, "This is the most likely thing to get parasitic diseases."

Yingling Weigong's lifestyle is very healthy, and he almost never eats these messy snacks. Seeing Master eating, he couldn't help frowning.

"So, isn't your life boring?"

At this moment, Olmert, who had a weak stomach, had already left, and there were only Liesu, Heroic Emiya, and Siegfried, whose eyes lit up after hesitantly took a bite, at the barbecue stand.

"Sorry, but in terms of taste, it's really very tempting..." Siegfried said something fair. He was just so hot that he reached out to touch the beer glass on the table, but when he took it over, he found that it was completely empty. ...

There was a whole case of beer on the ground, and all the bottles were left.

"Let me tell you, parasites are actually good things." Lie Su didn't feel drunk at all, but judging from the way he started posing for a long speech... he was definitely drunk.

"I was... when I was about seven years old." Lie Su tremblingly picked up peanuts with his chopsticks and put them in his mouth several times before putting them in his mouth. He said mysteriously while chewing.

At this beginning, the two heroic spirits were stunned at the same time. The heroic spirit Emiya and Siegfried looked at each other with some concern, and they all thought of the monotonous dream of the Master in black and white.

"When I was seven years old, I was kidnapped while playing in the village... They played a flute, and when I woke up, I was in the van." Lie Su seemed to be telling a story, hiccupping while drinking explain.

"Then, those guys actually wanted to anal me." Lie Su said as he slapped the table, startling Yingling Wei Gong and Siegfried. "Of course I can't bear it... But there's no way, it was only at that time... I don't seem to be in the second grade." He scratched his head hesitantly.

Ying Ling Wei Gong's face was extremely ugly, and Siegfried was also unprecedentedly serious.

Sure enough, has their worst guess in the Master's dream been verified?

"You're drunk Master." Heroic Weigong stood up and wanted to pull Liesu to leave, but was slapped away by the dissatisfied Liesu.

"Wait... I haven't finished yet." Lie returned to the plastic bench with a hangover and blurred eyes, and continued to speak in a storytelling tone, "I'll tell you the details."

No need, please don't uncover the scars again, Master Master...

Siegfried was a little overwhelmed, he looked back at Yingling Weigong to ask for an idea, but Yingling Weigong sighed, telling Siegfried to be calm.

Maybe Master vented out, and he felt better.

Lie Su continued to talk.

"...Then, they took a water gun and filled me with water." Lie Su stopped mysteriously, "Guess what happened next... There will be a small reward for guessing right!"

Ying Ling Wei Gong and Siegfried were silent, their thoughts unconsciously followed Lie Su's words, and their hearts became more and more cold.

don't say any more...

"Then..." Seeing that no one cooperated, Lie Su was not annoyed, and continued on his own.

"Then I pulled roundworms all over the place. Seven or eight of them were alive and moving!"

The cup in Ying Ling Wei Gong's hand rolled to the ground with a clatter, and Siegfried was choked completely.

roundworms?

"Ah... my grandfather was not very good at cooking, and the food he ate was not very clean. At that time, the worm was so long, it was as thick as a thumb..."

Lie Su gestured while talking, afraid that Heroic Wei Gong and Siegfried would not understand, "There are several! They are all so long."

"Almost everyone vomited, and I cured the old man's fetish/pedophilia who wanted to anal me on the spot! I also cured him of sex/coldness/indifference." Lie Su's words were a little proud, and he Putting the food into his mouth, "Later, the old man repayed his kindness by letting a dog bite me... let alone, anyway." Lie Su paused, and concluded:

"Parasites are a good thing, a good thing!"

Lie Su seemed to be a teacher emphasizing knowledge points, repeating with emphasis, while Heroic Emiya and Siegfried... walked over with dark faces, one left and one right held the two arms of their Master, ignoring his struggle , ready to drag him away...

"Huh, huh? Wait, I haven't finished the meal yet, and the chicken hearts I ordered haven't been served yet! What are you guys doing?"

Heroic Emiya and Siegfried expressed silently...

They have no appetite to eat.

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Early on the weekend morning, Ye Fighting God and Yi Qi Ri He knocked on the gate of Hero Academy.

"I estimate that this ghost should be transformed by a person with superpowers." Because the proportion of the whole population has personalities has reached 80%, so the guess of the night battle god is very reasonable.

If this is fought, it will undoubtedly be more dangerous.

"Let's talk about it later, let's ask the situation first before making any plans." Compared with Ye Fighting God, Yi Qi Ri He seemed calmer.

Along the way, the two of them have been discussing this topic and have come up with many plans.

"Excuse me, is this a professional hero sent by 'If You Are the One'?" As he asked, the door opened.

The female teacher, the professional hero Midnight, looked Yato and Hiyori up and down, "Please follow me...the situation is a bit tricky."

Hearing the news that Yiqiri came with them, all the staff who stayed on the weekend rushed over. They found that almost all the teachers, even those who did not ask to be on duty, were present.

After all, dealing with ghosts is a rare experience.

SCP-022-JP, the "Book of History" left at the Heroic Academy, came over to say hello, "I did the experiment according to the method of the SCP Foundation," she said.

Immediately afterwards, she handed a stack of experimental materials to Yiqi Rihe.

Yiqi Hikazu didn't flip it right away, she pondered for a moment, "Let's go and see the situation first." She turned her head to look at Yato seeking advice, and the latter nodded.

"Okay, then please follow."

Saying this, Aizawa Shouta led a group of people to the third floor, "This was originally the toilet that was closed because the number of students was not enough in the first two sessions...but this year when the number of students was enough, we reopened it, but it happened. This kind of thing."

Principal Nezu explained, then took a step forward and opened the door of the men's room——

"Is anyone there? Is there anyone outside!" An eager voice came from the toilet.

"I need paper, just a piece of paper, not sandpaper or A4 paper, it's the kind you would take to the toilet, damn, I don't know how long I've been squatting here, jio is so numb..."

"I beg you..."

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The guest of the first session of Baifan Forum—the host——

"Noragami" Yato

Guests——

"Touken Ranbu" - Tsurumaru Kuninaga

"fgo" - red rabbit horse

"Pokemon" - Dr. Oki

"Naruto" - Haruno Sakura

"Protagonist" - ██

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