[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

Item #: SCP-1911 "Grandmother Calls"

Object Class: Euclid

If SCP-1911 is allowed inside the house, SCP-1911 will immediately begin conversing with the subject, asking about a variety of topics.It is currently believed that SCP-1911 will use techniques similar to cold reading to identify information relevant to the topic, and then initiate a conversation based on this.Common topics include important matters such as the target's parents, career, and studies.

——When SCP-1911 knocked on the door, Nagsone Kotoru, Hachisuka Kotoru, and Urashima Kotoru, who were already sitting upright, straightened up in an instant.

coming!

"Grandma is here, my dear grandson, please open the door!" SCP-1911's old voice came from outside the dormitory of the Huchedao faction, and the tone seemed very eager.

Hachisu Ka Kotoru subconsciously turned his head and glanced at Nagsoni Kotoru, but the latter just raised his eyebrows, his eyes full of eagerness to try.

Oops, I feel like I lost a game for no reason.

Hachisuga Kotoru also lost his expression indifferently, just like Nagazene Kotoru, who remained unchanged in response to all changes, still kneeling and sitting motionless.

Urashima Kotoru was sandwiched between the two elder brothers, and was too frightened by the mental confrontation between the two brothers to dare to make a sound.

The two elder brothers didn't answer the door, so why not let the youngest go?Urashima Kotoru looked at his elder brother with his small eyes, and then at his second brother, finally sighed resignedly, and went to open the door.

"Come here, don't worry..."

Urashima Kotoru opened the door, and what he saw was a slightly obese old lady with curly curly hair. When the old lady of SCP-1911 saw Urashima Kotoru open the door, she immediately squeezed in very enthusiastically.

"Hey hey hey hey, isn't this my youngest son? Let grandma take a good look... She has grown taller and taller." The old lady stretched out her wrinkled hands affectionately and rubbed Urashima Hutoru's cheek .

This familiarity made Urashima Kotoru a little uncomfortable. He smiled, a little stiffly, although he was a little embarrassed, but he didn't blush... It's too strange to say how to say it to an old grandma who blush.

Nagazene Kotoru and Hachisuka Kotoru who were behind also stood up from their kneeling positions, preparing to meet this SCP-1911 who called himself "grandmother".

"Come, come, let grandma take a good look at you!" SCP-1911 tremblingly greeted Nagsone Kotoru and Hachisuga Kotoru, with no flustered expression, just like a real grandma.

The number of paragraphs is quite high.

Neither Nagsone Kotoru nor Hachisuka Kotoru answered, both of them were observing what the old lady of SCP-1911 would do next——

With her left hand, she held Hachisu He Huche's wrist, and with her right hand, she held Hachisu He Huche, and then pressed their hands tightly together amidst the astonished expressions of the two.

Just like that, I haven't figured out what happened, Hachisu Ka Kotoru, Choso Ni Kotoru—the hand in hand was successful!

etc!what happened!Seeing the hands that suddenly overlapped with those of his fake elder brother, Hachisu Ka Kotoru raised his head in a daze, and met Nagasone Kotoru's equally bewildered eyes.

Seeing this scene, SCP-1911 burst into tears on the spot, flapping his toothless mouth, and the old lady's voice choked.

"In my lifetime, I can see the scene of brotherhood between you brothers, old lady, I will be able to close my eyes after a hundred years..."

What God unfolds!

The tears from the old lady of SCP-1911 stopped Hachisu Kakotoru from trying to shake off Nagaso Nikotoru's hand, so the two of them just kept holding hands and stood awkwardly...

On the contrary, Urashima Kotoru was the first to lose his composure. He watched the dead scene, cleared his throat, and then smiled awkwardly, "Which...uh, grandma?"

"How is this going?"

SCP-1911's expression was filled with a bitter smile from the heart, "Urashima, it seems that I have to tell you about the grievances between your two brothers..."

No, I know all the things you said...

The corner of Urashima Torutsu's mouth twitched, and then he nodded stiffly.

SCP-1911 was still holding the hands of Nagsone Kotoru and Hachisuka Kotoru, and then looked at Urashima Kotoru with affection, making Urashima Kotoru feel a chill for a while.

"Nagasoni Kotoru is actually the half-brother of the two of you..."

I really don't know about this riding horse...

Urashima Kotoru almost spit out the sip of water he drank an hour ago. What the hell is the biological relationship between the half-brother? !According to SCP-1911, then he and Lie Su are half cousins ​​of different races and dimensions!

Chosoni Kotoru and Hachisuka Kotoru were also obviously taken aback by this relationship. Nagasoni Kotoru put on a dark face and tried to take his hand out of the old lady's hand, but they all ended in failure.

In the end, Hachisu Katora sighed quietly, "Okay, we will do it—can we let go now?"

At this moment, the old lady of SCP-1911 let go of her hand contentedly, and the two of them instantly separated the hands that were forced to be held together, and then wiped them on the clothes without any trace.

SCP-1911 looked at Nagsone Kotoru and Hachisuka Kotoru, and his eyes were full of affection that Urashima Kotoru couldn't understand.

"Sin, it's all my fault." The old lady of SCP-1911 turned her head and wiped tears at Nagso Ni, who started to grit her teeth, "If I hadn't been young and frivolous when I was young, I wouldn't have been involved in so many things ..." SCP-1911's words were like a thunderbolt, which stunned the three brothers.

Come on, it turns out that according to SCP-1911... this has to be calculated from the relationship between the previous two generations!

Also, what does it mean to be young and frivolous!If you have an affair, if you have an affair, if you cheat, you say cheating. Please say green hat. Please don't insult this word!And it really doesn't matter if you say this kind of thing directly!

Immediately afterwards, Hachisu Kakotoru watched stiffly as the old lady of SCP-1911 let go of Nagsone Kotoru's hand, and then... turned to herself.

"Beesuke Huche, it's all because your grandfather was young and frivolous, so..."

How is it "young and frivolous" again!Fengxu Hehuche's head was dizzy, and then he was dizzy, dazed and blackened by the four big characters of "young and frivolous" in a bright green color.

Both sides are "young and frivolous"... You and grandpa are playing with each other!

There are too many slots, I don’t know where to spit it out, okay?

And the most terrifying scene happened after all.

SCP-1911 put down Hachisuka Kotoru's hand, walked towards him with Urashima Kotoru's horrified expression, and tried to hold his hand...

"Urashima Toru, when I was young, and when your grandfather was young, I was young and frivolous, so..."

Urashima Kotoru...can't hear anything anymore.

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Left text bedroom.

Inexplicably consistent with the Huche Dao faction, Zongsan Zuowen, Jiang Xuezuowen and the youngest brother Xiaoye Zuowen also faced the bedroom door, and the three sat side by side, waiting for the invasion of SCP-1911.

However, unlike the Huche Dao School, Zuo Wenwen's three-handed sword is very, very straightforward.

They prepared the air defense alert level, and after receiving the notice from Lie Su, they began to block the doors and windows, blocking the entire Zuowen dormitory so tightly that even a breath of wind could not come out.

Evasion is the usual practice of the Zuowen family in the face of this type of SCP.

And indeed, as you think, Zong Sanzuowen and Jiang Xuezuowen, who are unwilling to die, are still the lowest-level junior researchers... On the contrary, they are not even as good as Xiaoye Zuowen.

However, let me say something from the bottom of my heart, if the present-day SCP really comes out, what Zong Sanzuo and Jiang Xuezuo did is really right.

Oh, it's about time, and after a while, the old lady from SCP-1911 started knocking on the door.

Compared with the old lady of SCP-1911 in Hu Che's family, the one standing at the door of Zuo Wenwen's bedroom at this moment, judging from the shadow cast on the door, is thinner and thinner, and her voice is more shrill.

Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen shivered, then looked at her two older brothers, and was immediately embraced by Zong San Zuo Wenwen.

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid...she won't be able to get in." Jiang Xue Zuowen patted Xiao Ye Zuowenfu's back, softly comforting her.With the joint efforts of the two brothers, Xiaoye Zuowenzi gradually relaxed...

Can you not relax?The moment Jiang Xue Zuo Wenwen spoke, Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen remembered the arrangement of the bedroom door by her two elder brothers...

Anti-theft locks, combination locks, and the most primitive bolts... Zong Sanzuo's words are not only equipped with three different locks, but also have more powerful operations.

Jiang Xuezuowenwen strengthened the whole wall overnight, pasted cement and sandwiched a layer of bricks, so the whole Zuowenzi family looked a whole circle smaller than before, the chimney was blocked, and the wooden door was nailed even more. There are many layers of reinforcement strips.

What is even more suffocating is that Jiang Xuezuo and Zong Sanzuo used scotch tape together to paste the door crack inside and out.

Yes, they sealed the door with scotch tape.

Not only the men with swords and swords passing by were collectively stunned, but even SCP-1911 was shocked.

The old lady of SCP-1911 looked at the scotch tape criss-crossed at the door, and was silent for a long time before speaking.

"You guys...why don't you want grandma to come over..."

Zong San's Zuowenzi covered Xiaoye's mouth with one hand, and his own mouth with the other hand, and then he and Jiang Xuezuowenwen looked at each other, making up their minds that they would never talk to each other.

Outside the door, SCP-1911 continued to call the door... That's right, it didn't knock on the door. In fact, there is really no place to start with the dormitory door covered with tape.

It's too sticky.

"You guys...couldn't be borrowing usury to guard against thugs, right?" SCP-1911 looked at the tight gate, and felt that such a high-end thing was absolutely impossible to guard against an old lady like her.

Thinking of this, her tone became urgent.

"Oh God, how much money do you owe outside?" SCP-1911 said eagerly, "I'm a grandmother, not a debt collector, open the door."

It's not that SCP-1911 doesn't know what's in his mind, it's that Jiang Xuezuo's words are too exaggerated.

"Grandmother brought you snacks... Poor man, I haven't seen you for so long, and I don't know how you are doing..." SCP-1911 said the last sentence habitually, and then stopped talking.

It's all like this, it must be a bad life.

"My dear grandchildren, grandma really wants to see you... Open the door!" Outside the door, SCP-1911 still refused to give up trying, yelling at the door for a while, SCP-1911 couldn't hold it anymore.

Picking up the cane in his hand, SCP-1911 tremblingly took a posture of swinging a baseball bat, and then smashed hard on the door of Zuo Wenwen's relative.

Then the cane was glued to the door.

SCP-1911 was dumbfounded. She pulled her crutch and pulled it hard. In order to exert force, SCP-1911 even stretched out her shriveled little feet wearing embroidered shoes, and kicked on the door for strength...

Great, now there is an old lady style embroidered shoe stuck to the door in addition to SCP-1911's cane.

Jiang Xue's left text is estimated to be the industrial scotch tape he bought, which is stronger than it is.

"Ouch... my old waist..." SCP-1911 flashed and sat on the ground with one bare foot, but the three men with swords and swords in the door ignored her, because she hit her with a cane just now. The move of the door made Xiao Ye Zuowenshu tremble in fright, and then Zongsan Zuowenwen and Jiang Xue Zuowenwen continued to press them back into their arms.

Don't you see that my brother is afraid!Who cares about you old woman!

SCP-1911 looked at it for a long time and there was no response, so it could only stand up on its own in resentment.

No, this is not going to work, SCP-1911 looked up and looked around, moved over the ladder with small steps, and began to climb up tremblingly.

In order to see his grandson, SCP-1911 expressed that he would risk his life.

Looking at the reflection of the ladder in the window, Xiaoye Zuofufu tugged Zongsan Zuofufu's clothes with some worry, and the latter gave him a reassuring expression.

Industrial scotch tape... Do you think Jiang Xuezuo and Zong Sanzuo only bought one roll!

You are wrong, the two of them wholesaled a whole box.

So when SCP-1911 failed several times and finally climbed up to the roof, what he saw was a chimney like a nest of giant spiders in California. The tape was like spider silk, and the chimney was wound tightly around it.

In an instant, SCP-1911 felt that the veins all over his body began to twitch wildly, and his eyes began to turn black in bursts. He barely supported the ground, and SCP-1911 felt that his blood pressure had soared to more than 200 in just an instant.

Can't be messed with, SCP-1911 said that she is only a Euclid-level SCP after all, if she is a keter-level SCP, she would definitely tear up these tapes with her own hands, smash the concrete wall with her fist, and then grab Xiaoye Zuowen, Zongsan Zuowen and Jiang Xuezuowen inside, roar at them!question!roar--

She is really just a grandmother!

Well, we can’t do anything to them, SCP-1911 sighed, and tremblingly got down from the ladder, what a crime, at such an advanced age, there is no one to help you climb the ladder.

This is really sad for those who heard it and tears for those who saw it. SCP-1911 looked up again at his crutches and embroidered shoes, and finally made up his mind to leave this sad place.

The cold leaves are flowing and sprinkled all over my face.My grandson's rebellion breaks my heart.What you do is like an ice pick piercing my heart.Grandma really hurts...

Zongsan opened the cat's eyes and looked out from the inside, reconfirmed that SCP-1911 had indeed left, there was a plate of snacks on the ground, and a letter...

Zong San's eyes are not bad, and he can barely see the first sentence above, which is the lyrics above.

"Are you sure SCP-1911 has left..." Jiang Xuezuo twirled the prayer beads, silently recited a Buddhist mantra, and then asked Zong Sanzuo's words unhurriedly.

Zong San Zuo Wenwen nodded, and then hesitantly asked Jiang Xue Zuo Wenwen, "Next, how should we... get out?"

That's right, it was so tightly sealed that there was actually no way for the three of them to get out.

Jiang Xue didn't speak in Zuowen. He put down the prayer beads in his hand, got up and walked to the phone, and dialed the number of Awataguchi's dormitory.

"Hi, I'm Jiang Xue Zuowen...you can act now."

In the blank eyes of Zong San Zuo Wenwen and Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen, after a while, the two of them heard the sound of chattering from the door.

"Ah, this snack, is it a labor fee for us?" Hakata Toshiro started to eat the snack from the ground, and was immediately patted on the head by his little uncle Minghu.

"Acridine, Hakata Toshiro dared to eat what was left by SCP-1911. How bold, Minghu, teach him a lesson!" The little fox's sharp voice broke the silence. Brother squad has arrived!

"The door is wrapped with more than 40 layers, and the chimney is wrapped with more tape... Is it really worth it, Your Highness Jiang Xuezuowen?"

The team leader of Awataguchi's ground-digging team confirmed the thickness of the tape in the first phase, and then reluctantly admitted that the only way to dig them out was to dig the ground to make a passage.

That's right, digging tunnels like a prison robbery.

Is it really worth it just for one SCP-1911!

Yizhen and Minghu looked at each other, unable to speak.

does it worth?Zong Sanzuo's script and Jiang Xuezuo's script also don't know.

They only know that their younger brother Xiao Ye Zuo Wenwen was not abducted by this unfounded SCP-1911 grandmother, and that is... very lucky.

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