[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

Lie Su couldn't remember at all, when was the last time he jumped on one foot.

SCP-212 "Reformer"

SCP-212 is a large medical device with three large robotic arms.The arms are equipped with various attachments, and any living beings approaching SCP-212 cause it to be "altered".

After getting off the operating table of SCP-212 "Reformer", this remodeled leg can be said to have become a part of the body, and it is not necessary to use various tools to remove it, which is a waste of time. It will take some time to get it done.

So, God knows how SCP-1911 was picked off without anyone noticing.

Leaning on the wall, Lie Su passed the repair room, and unexpectedly found that the door "clicked" and opened a crack, and SCP-2295 "The Bear That Stitched the Heart" that was originally placed in the medical box was activated at some point.

It moved to the door of the restoration room, opened the door, and looked at Lie Su with a very puzzled expression.

Lie Su was taken aback by the sudden opening of the door. After finding out that it was SCP-2295, he was relieved, and then he was overjoyed.

SCP-2295 "The Heart-Sewing Bear" should be activated by itself, if it can make a leg for itself, that would be a great help...

Before Liesu was happy, SCP-2295 came over staggeringly. It gently hugged Liesu's only calf, spit out a bar of chocolate with a "click", and then returned to the repair room, changing back to The immobile little cloth bear...hasn't forgotten to close the door.

Lie Su: ...

Because of the operation performed by the "reformer" of SCP-212, Lie Su's body has been integrated with the prosthetic limb remodeled by the "reformer", which is completely out of the scope of the "human body". Bear's healing range.

SCP-2295 "The Bear That Stitches the Heart": It can't be cured, so I'll give you candy and leave.

After standing there for a while, Lie Su leaned on the wall again, and continued to jump towards the clothesline. If Lie Su were to name the two people he hated the most, it would undoubtedly be "Miss Jin Zhu" and "Miss Katsumi".

Beauty misleads people!Beauty misleads people!

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"My two little grandchildren are back from school?"

After Hotaru and Aizen Kunitoshi returned to Honmaru from their expedition, this is what they saw...

Akashi Kuni/Xing, the guardian of the family, rested on the lap of the old lady of SCP-1911, and then waited for the grandmother of SCP-1911 to feed her with her mouth open.

Hotaru: ...

Aizen Kunijun: ...

"Did you suddenly become paralyzed when we didn't know it!" Hotaru even forgot to change his shoes, and ran over angrily with his shoes on, picking up his drunken guardian with one hand.

This has completely exceeded the scope of "lazy"! ! !

Hotaru was so angry that he almost burst out laughing.

"Harukaru—don't be so rude, it's Grandma's will after all." Akashi Kuni/Ying's words became lower and lower under the horrifying stares of Hotaru and Aizen Kunitoshi, and finally there was no sound, just muttered, " Really, it was so fierce when I came back—”

Even Ai Ran Guojun wanted to hit someone.

"It's just in time for you to come back... Grandma made milk mochi for you to eat." Grandma SCP-1911 wiped her sweat. It's time to cook.

You know, the original owner of the kitchen, Candlestick Qie Guangzhong, returned to the dormitory and stayed up all night, and finally opened the door to his own SCP-1911 grandmother the next day with dark circles under his eyes.

"Grandma, call the shots for me!"

In the end, Candlestick Qie Guangzhong took his SCP-1911 grandmother back to the kitchen aggressively, and helped him snatch the stove back.

It is said that at that time Candekiri Mitsutada hugged SCP-1911's grandmother's thigh in tears, accusing a group of old women who robbed him of his job. Stupid.

Sure enough, the only one who defeated Grandma SCP-1911 was Grandma SCP-1911 herself!

This is really a more powerful tactic than "learn from barbarians to control barbarians".

It's just that Hasebe, who shared the dormitory with him, seems to have been stimulated/stimulated, and has been talking to himself in the room about "loyalty and filial piety are difficult to achieve", "sacrificing one's life for justice" and other things that no one can understand.

Therefore, the kitchen heights were retaken by the Candlestick Cut Guangzhong, and it was quite troublesome for SCP-1911 grandmas to cook.

"It just so happens that the two of you are here... It will take a long time for me to cook a big meal for you, so don't forget to turn over this kid Akashi Kingdom/Xing on the way... Don't forget!"

Grandma SCP-1911 looked at Hotaru and Aizen Kunitoshi, who were stunned and unresponsive, and said patiently, "If you don't help him turn over, he will develop bedsores!"

Bed sores, sores that develop when the skin is pressed against the bedding for a long time, are more common in bedridden patients.

Hotaru: ...

Aizen Kunijun: ...

It is said that Yaken Toshiro and Press Cut Hasebe are "waste aunt making machines", but the two of them are not even one-tenth of SCP-1911's grandmother!

Aizen Kunijun grabbed Hotaru who was about to be stunned, and then gave him a wink.

"Okay, we'll keep an eye out."

Squeezing down the blue veins on his head and neck, Ai Ran Guojun smiled decently, watched the SCP-1911 grandmother leave, and then gently closed the bedroom door and locked it.

In an instant, the smile disappeared.

Akashi Kuni/Xing vaguely felt a bad premonition, just when he was curious, two elongated shadows enveloped him...

"Don't want to get up, want to keep being fed, right?"

Hotaru smiled kindly... If it wasn't for the face covered by dark clouds, it would be even better.

"Okay, we...satisfy you."

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Karasuma sat in the dormitory, carefully counting the reports on the grandmother of SCP-1911 one by one.

Very good, except for Akashi country/line, all the sword men who stayed in Honmaru for the expedition have submitted observation and experiment reports on SCP-1911 "grandmother's visit".

Karasuma nodded in satisfaction, then turned to look at SCP-1911 who had been sitting nervously beside her, and smiled, "You can leave now."

The grandmother of SCP-1911 didn't know why, she didn't dare to take a breath in the face of this "grandson", and was cowed by the pressure, but she had to defend herself after receiving the eviction order.

"Why, grandma, what am I doing wrong..."

Karasuma still had a gentle expression, "You have gone to the wrong place." He said, "I am not a human... We are also SCPs."

This sentence made SCP-1911's grandmother stunned, faltering and hawing for a while, unable to speak.

Not human?What does it mean?

"I am the sword Fusangshen born after the sword has been enshrined for a hundred years. I have no father or mother, and naturally there is no such thing as a 'grandmother'." Karasuma sighed, "Probably only the bronze wares in the museum are worthy of our generation. Just 'grandmother'."

The grandmother of SCP-1911 was stunned for a while, a kind of anger of being deceived spontaneously, she slammed the door and went out without looking back, and started running in the yard to tell each other.

"Tricked...we went to the wrong place!"

The door was opened roughly, and the cold wind outside the door was blowing the hair of Karasuma. He got up and closed the door, and then... dialed the phone number of Laipai's dormitory.

It seems that for some children, just telling them by ear is not working.

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"What happened next door, why is it so loud...Forget it, don't care."

Tsurumaru Kuninaga adjusted the bow on his neck, and the battle uniform he wore during the expedition just now has become a well-fitting suit.

Yes, he just wanted to do something.

Tsurumaru Kuninaga walked into the courtyard step by step with a serious expression on his face. The serious-looking Tsurumaru Kuninaga looked extremely handsome, as if he was solemnly preparing for something——

"Grandmas of SCP-1911, hello." Tsurumaru Kuninaga said seriously.He cleared his throat and continued to ask...

"Is there anyone willing to marry me?" Tsurumaru Kuninaga said, and the audience fell silent.

I don't know when it started, Tsurumaru Kuninaga won the title of "grandfather" in the circle of god judges, which made him puzzled.

But since he can't figure it out, he doesn't think about it anymore. After a long time, he accepts this setting. Even when someone calls "grandpa" when he is shopping in Wanwu, he will agree with a smile.

But this time, with so many "grandmothers" here, of course he must seize the opportunity, so...

"Is there any promise?" Grandpa Tsurumaru asked tirelessly, "If there is no promise now...then I'll come back and ask later."

The next moment, the rose in his hand was snatched away, and then thrown in the face by an angry SCP-1911 grandmother.

"Agreed, you big liars!"

Grandma SCP-1911 pointed at the bewildered Grandpa Tsurumaru and cursed, "This is not my grandson's home... We, went wrong again!"

It seems that getting lost is probably a common problem of the elderly.

Looking at the angrily throwing pots and pans, and leaving in groups of SCP-1911 grandmothers, Tsurumaru Kunei touched his nose thoughtfully.

It seems that this time, "grandpa" can't do it.

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"Don't go, come back—come back to me!"

Lie Su grabbed an SCP-1911 grandmother by the collar, roaring at the top of his lungs.

"Tell me, what the hell did you do to my thigh!"

Grandma of SCP-1911 looks a bit flustered.

"What kind of thighs, I don't know... I said I'll put them in your bedroom!"

You just said it was on the clothesline, and now you tell him it's in the bedroom?

"You forgot, you just forgot!" Lie Su was about to cry. You must know that SCP-1911's physical fitness is exactly the same as that of an ordinary old lady. She probably...really forgot.

For a while, the world was spinning, and Lie Su felt that his eyes were dark, and he was about to lose his footing.

"You're still talking about me! It's obvious that you are exploiting the labor of old women..." The grandmother of SCP-1911 is still stubborn, but her face is full of guilt, but she still looks unreasonable.

"...I'm leaving first." As the SCP-1911 of Liesu closed the door and fled, all SCP-1911 officially evacuated from site-██.

After counting, when SCP-1911 left, he took 6 porcelain bowls, 4 bags of tea, 12 bamboo baskets, and countless odds and ends.

PS: Two days later, a prosthetic limb was found in the stone trough of Honmaru's stable, suspected to belong to the site director Lie Su, and an investigation has been carried out now.

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I will update "Bai Fan Lecture Forum" in a while, and it has been decided not to delete brother Ying's role... After all, the outline is already listed.