[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

[Item Description]: The new landscape released by the Government of Time [██·Yuanxiao], when looking at it, 86.7% of people will have the illusion that the building is on fire.

【Recovery date】: 20██-02-22

【Current Status】: 119 copies of cooling materials containing anti-psychological pollution vaccines were urgently distributed.

Notes: "There has been a surge in Jingqu purchases, and it is not yet possible to determine whether it is an anomaly caused by memes."

——Researcher Kasen Kanesada

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[Item Description]: A black monocular eye patch. When worn by a male creature, any creature with independent thinking will find the wearer "very handsome".

【Recovery date】20██-02-22

[Recovery location] Wanwu, sword men's clothing accessories area, reported by the researcher Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada.

[Current Status] It is stored in the dormitory of Honmaru Osafune, the top drawer of researcher Candlestick Kiri Mitsutada's closet.

[Notes] "It is strictly forbidden to wear short knives and wakizashi in night battles to avoid non-combat losses such as hitting walls and falling on the ground."

——Researcher a shock

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[Item Description] An orange fox, estimated to be between ██ and ██ years old, proficient in Japanese, perched on the shoulder of researcher Minghu most of the time.

【Recovery date】20██-02-22

[Recovery location] Researcher Minghu's shoulder

[Current Status] Proposed anatomical study, rejected.

[Notes]: "The next time we discover the behavior of using the explained abnormal items to record the new abnormal items, all members of Awataguchi will clean the stables for a month in the name of passive sabotage."

——Director of site-██, God-inspector Lie Su

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[Item Description] A sweet potato with a normal appearance, when cooked, the edible part under the skin transforms into an old-fashioned sponge cake.

【Recovery date】20██-02-22

[Recovery Location] No.██ Honmaru Restaurant

【Current Status】Eating

[Notes] "To be honest, we were shocked when we took the first bite..."

——Research Assistant Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki

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[Item Description] A complete set of "Flying Bird Collection". The item looks normal, but after turning it over, it is found that the inner pages have been hollowed out, and a 16-carat R18 fanbook of the "lovelive" series is built in.

【Recovery date】20██-02-22

[Recycling location] Spread out on the bedside table of the press-cut long valley.

【Current Status】Destroyed

[Notes] "I'm not, I don't, don't talk nonsense! This is definitely framed by that guy from the turtle!"

——Researcher (Demoted) Press Cut Hasebe

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[Project description] A battery car endorsed by Zhou ██, when driven, if encountering a signal light during the journey, the time of the red light will be extended by 300%

【Recovery date】20██-02-22

[Recycling location] "The Hazards of Road Rage" public welfare science popularization venue.

[Current Status] Contained in a low-risk anomalous item containment room at Site-██.

[Notes]: "Very valuable for research, it is recommended to upgrade to scp project."

——Research Assistant Yaken Toshiro

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[Item Description] A pack of 10 mint-flavored daily sanitary napkins. After 5 minutes of use, the item will generate a large amount of low-temperature nitrogen and produce a smoke effect similar to dry ice.

Advertisement on the package: "Peppermint formula, give you the coolness like raw smoke!"

【Recovery date】20██-02-22

【Place of collection】Honmaru Stables

[Current Status] Contained in a low-risk anomalous item containment room at Site-██.

[Note] "Hey, if this is pasted, the low-temperature nitrogen generated will be enough to freeze Xiao ██, right? And why did you find sanitary napkins in this pill full of men? This is a very abnormal event! "

——Researcher California Kiyomitsu

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[Item Description]: A pair of orange Hawaiian flower pants, with the function of teleportation, it will be teleported to the head of the person who is seriously writing.

【Recovery date】: 20██-02-22

[Recovery location]: Jiang Xue left the head of the text while copying Buddhist scriptures

【Current Status】:【Data Deleted】

[Notes]: "I suggest all witnesses present to apply for a Class A amnestic... This is really terrible."

——Researcher Hachisuka Toru