[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"Ms. Zhang, Mr. He, we have arrived at our destination... Please get off the plane carefully and rest your feet."

The two members of the mobile task force respectfully helped the two unbuckle their seat belts, and finally took...the donkey they thought was also off the plane.

Oh, by the way, during the subsequent flight of these two, the topic became the topic of Matt's popular science "On how black donkey hooves drive away zombies".

Not to mention them, at this moment in front of Inari God Yuyatsu and the drug seller are four men in white coats standing in a row. The four of them are expressionless and stand very neatly, as if... To start dancing social shake.

"Welcome foreign aid from the Ping'an Jing site to come to the SCP Foundation headquarters for guidance!"

After finishing speaking, the tall and thin doctor with an expressionless face took out a garland from the pocket of his white coat, pulled it and sprayed out colored paper, while the remaining three doctors applauded enthusiastically.

Just still expressionless.

Unlike Inari God Yuyatsu who smiled and nodded, the drug seller didn't say anything. He looked up at the four doctors and found that each of them was thinner than the other, standing there like four toothpicks. .

After working with medicinal materials for a long time, he naturally became self-taught in diagnosis and treatment. The drug seller looked at the four doctors' dull eyes and extremely sunken cheeks, and he was writing medical records frantically in his heart.

This disease is very simple. The drug seller can tell at a glance that it is malnutrition. Simply put, it is a picky eater.

So it is so strange that this disease appears in adults!Could it be that the SCP Foundation can't pay wages and eat food? !

"Ah... In order to express the SCP Foundation's importance and support for each branch, it's the Spring Festival of the cn branch, so each site must perform a welcome ceremony in the way of the SCP Foundation's CN branch."

A doctor at the front with a sunken face, as if he had been hungry for three days, took out a small firecracker from the pocket of his white coat, and lit it expressionlessly.

Small colored sparks sprang out, illuminating the sunken and lifeless faces of the four doctors pretending to be refugees.

Very weird.

This is not like celebrating the Spring Festival at all, more like some cult/religious organization that is holding evil rituals.

Anyway, let alone a drug dealer, even the orthodox god Inari God Yu Yanjin was dumbfounded.

The four of you stand here motionless like wooden poles, you can always smile, right?Isn't this too perfunctory?

"Okay, it's over." The doctor at the top of the queue rubbed his dark circles, stood at the door and made a "please" gesture, indicating that the drug seller and Inari God Yuyatsu can go in.

To be honest, looking at the four of you, most people really dare not enter.

Inari God Yu Yanjin turned his head slightly to look at the drug seller, and was really hesitant for a moment.

But what else can I do, come here.

"SCP-3307's containment room is on the first floor. We observe the progress of SCP-3307's experiment through tempered glass in the observation room on the second floor."

Dr. David who led the way... the one who just set off the firecrackers came to the observation room on the second floor, and knocked hard on the tempered glass in front of the Inari god Yuyatsu and the drug seller, expressing that he was very strong.

There are soft lights in the observation room, and there are desks and sofa chairs inside, and it doesn't look like they can't pay wages at all.

Just as Inari God Yuyatsu was about to go in, the doctor standing at the last spoke.

"Sorry, your donkey can't be brought in."

Inari God choked, "No...this is my fox envoy." She looked at the doctor in surprise, "This is a fox...what do you think?"

Inari God Yu Yanjin looked around, and found that the four skinny doctors were all surprised, and she didn't even miss the astonishment that swept across the eyes of the drug seller.

Too much, too much!

It's justifiable for others not to know, but it's too much for you, a drug seller, to not know!

"Ahem..." The leader, Dr. David, gave a fake cough, forcibly broke through the embarrassment and began to introduce the topic. "Next, I want to talk about the specific symptoms of SCP-3307."

SCP-3307, named "Toyotoshiri"

Dr. David's expression was dull, and he sighed silently, "After many experiments, science really can't explain his symptoms, and the doctoral research team agreed..."

"This is God's punishment."

Inari God Yu Yanjin and the drug seller shuddered at the same time, they looked at each other, and they both saw the dignity in each other's eyes.

"Perhaps this kind of conclusion comes from a doctor's mouth, and you will find it absurd... However, after watching the experiment, you may understand my thoughts."

Looking down through the tempered glass on the second floor, the laboratory on the first floor was opened. A man in his 30s wearing a Foundation humanoid SCP uniform/uniform opened the door of the laboratory by himself, and sat obediently on the white plastic chair in the middle of the laboratory.

This is a very rare situation. You must know that all humanoid SCPs are the targets of key surveillance, and they must be guarded by security personnel when entering and exiting. There are only a few in the entire SCP Foundation who can walk into the containment room with their hands in their pockets like this. indivual.

But Inari God Yuyatsu and the drug seller didn't know this. They sat quietly in their seats and observed SCP-3307 quietly. At present, SCP-3307 does not have any abnormal conditions.

At the door, leading the donkey... The three thin and shapeless doctors who were leading the fox envoy looked at each other, and then moved slowly and quietly outside the door in unison.

Why do you want to do this?

Nonsense, if you don't run, it will be too late!

Just for a moment of hesitation, Dr. David, who was standing next to Inari God Yuyatsu and introduced SCP-3307, looked over keenly, staring at the three doctors who were about to slip away at the door, his eyes full of warnings.

I didn't even leave, you three little bastards just want to slip away?

Oh, there are no doors.

"You three, follow the security to bring out the newly arrived D-class and send it to SCP-3307's laboratory."

Dr. David made a gesture to be calm and calm, but Inari God Yuyatsu and the drug seller were not bothered yet, but SCP-3307 was impatient.

Through the glass, Inari God Oyatsu and the others saw SCP-3307 stand up and walk towards the fixed intercom at the door. Then, in the observation room on the second floor, the intercom next to Dr. David rang.

Dr. David raised his eyebrows and pressed the PPT remote control in his hand. In an instant, the voice of SCP-3307 came out hands-free, echoing in the slightly empty observation room on the second floor.

"What kind of experiment are you pulling me out of today? Are you finished?" SCP-3307's extremely dissatisfied voice echoed in the laboratory.

"It's because I said that you have a way to treat me, so I cooperated with you, but look at it! How long has it been, what the fuck is useless!"

Dr. David was a little embarrassed, and forced a smile into the microphone, "We are also working hard... this time there will be no problem, absolutely! Absolutely no problem!"

Listening to this, SCP-3307 stopped talking, but was still dissatisfied, and returned to his seat with a frown and muttering, his face full of impatience.

But at this moment, the D-class personnel who were arranged to do the experiment also arrived. Two D-class personnel were poking their heads at the door. Obviously, they didn't know what they were about to encounter.

Routinely, Dr. David casually introduced the identity information of the two D-class personnel.

This step is completely unnecessary in front of the senior experts of the SCP Foundation who are already familiar with it, but it is very necessary in front of outsiders.

Most of the D-class personnel are used for brutal SCP experiments. In order to prevent these peripheral experts from being overwhelmed, they must reveal the identities of these villainous D-class personnel.

"What is the name of that white-haired man over there, Tsurumaru? He was a D-class sent by a certain site director to exchange. After all, a D-class cannot repeat the same experiment many times, and it loses the value of the experiment. At present His designation is D-3307-130"

This is indeed D-Tsurumaru Kuni from Riesu Honmaru... Oh no, it should be called D-3307-130 now. (Tsuramaru Kuninaga is numbered 130 in the knife account)

The second D-class personnel...is a woman.

"This is, it's called Yin Haitang, and it was also sent by the site director. The reason is that he was arrested because he was too bad at writing novels..."

After finishing speaking, Dr. David suddenly showed a mysterious expression, "There is another theory that the author of this evil pen wiped out the black history of the site director before, and was sent to silence him."

Drug seller: ...

Inari God Oyatsu: ...

What should I do, after hearing the life experiences of these two D-class personnel, I feel more guilty, what should I do...

Dr. David took out his mobile phone and sent a message to start the experiment.

不一会儿D-3307-130和D-3307-411就蹑手蹑脚的走进了SCP-3307的实验室。

"What's going on, isn't it time for lunch?" D-3307-411 looked around suspiciously, and then asked Tsurumaru next to him... Oh, it's D-3307-130.

D-3307-130 shrugged and expressed helplessness, "Who knows what they're going to do... Maybe they're going to give us a little trouble."

It's no wonder the two of them thought this way, because the time to be called was very urgent, and the two of them were called over while still holding the white porcelain plates used for cooking in the cafeteria.

After he said this, he felt it was impossible, and couldn't help laughing, "Ah... I really miss the rice balls made by Ying Wandian."

In the Honmaru of Liesu, for some reason, Yingmaru suddenly lit up the skill tree of kneading rice balls, and the taste was so delicious that even Mitsutada Candlestick was amazed when he saw it.

However, the next one should be another SCP experiment that destroys the Three Views.

大卫博士拿起话筒，吩咐D-3307-130和D-3307-411接近SCP-3307。

"Don't dawdle and come here quickly... I have to go back to catch up on sleep after the experiment is over."

SCP-3307's attitude was very bad, he raised his hand and pointed directly at D-3307-130 standing in front, "You, come here!"

D-3307-130 froze for a moment, then approached SCP-3307 with a dry smile, "Then what, if you need help, it's more effective to tell the security, as a D-class, I can't help it... What are you going to do?"

For a moment, D-3307-130's expression changed to panic.

And SCP-3307 has already started cursing.

"Hun Dan, your favorite food is not rice balls at all!" SCP-3307's forehead was throbbing with veins, "You liar, what do you... like to eat! Ugh—"

Before he finished speaking, SCP-3307 began to retch, no, it was not retching, because in the next second, SCP-3307 sprayed, and from his nose, the green liquid continued to flow out, which he had expected As if, took out a glass and put it underneath.

This is--! ! !

What gushes out of the nasal cavity does not seem to be snot, but a relatively thin soup, with a bit of milky white and a little bit of green.

D-3307-130 was taken aback, "Are you okay, I don't need to call the security over..." What he said disappeared completely after seeing the contents of the cup.

On the second floor, Inari God Yuyatsu and the drug seller all stood up, Inari God Yuyatsu covered his long mouth with his sleeve, his eyes were full of astonishment with broken three views.

The medicine seller was also not much better, he seemed to be stiff because of being too surprised, and he didn't move at all.

"Well, it looks like milk tea." Dr. David's expression was very indifferent, as if he had already seen it.

"When D-3307-130 first arrived, he asked the security personnel for green tea, but this is the United States, and no one had a reason to go to Chinatown to buy it for him, so he simply offered milk tea..." After finishing speaking, Dr. David looked very relieved , "I didn't expect him to like it."

But obviously, from now on, D-3307-130 should not like milk tea anymore.

"Here, tell me what else you [beep——] like to eat next—" After speaking, SCP-3307's expression twisted, and he turned his back to D-3307-130, and The two visitors on the second floor, who were already stunned, were very crisp——

He took off his pants.

"Wait, what are you going to do—" D-3307-130 stepped back quickly, but at this moment, the door of the laboratory was firmly closed——

Immediately afterwards, a scene that shocked everyone appeared like this.

SCP-3307 pulls out two fried chicken legs.

Upstairs, the drug seller who seemed to have been disconnected due to excessive shock raised his arms expressionlessly, and let his sleeves block the eyes of Inari God Oyatsu...but it seemed a little too late.

The eyes of Inari God Oyatsu should have died, staring blankly at the air in front of him, maybe... his brain also died due to overheating.

The original crispy fried chicken legs became soggy because of being discharged, and they didn't look crispy at all. When two fried chicken legs plopped onto the plate, SCP-3307's expression instantly turned ferocious.

"You are an oriental, why do you like these big pieces of Western food!" SCP-3307 was furious, gnashing his teeth, because behind him...a huge steak had been drained in half and stuck awkwardly.

D-3307-130 is pale, and D-3307-411 behind him seems to be… no, already crying.

What is it all about!

Finally, SCP-3307 gritted his teeth and let out a loud drink, and the steak fell onto the plate with a plop, while SCP-3307 showed a comfortable expression like a patient whose constipation had finally been relieved for many years.

"Here, I wish you a fucking happy meal!" SCP-3307 pushed the plate towards D-3307-130, then pointed at D-3307-411 under D-3307-411's desperate eyes, "Hurry up, don't dawdle, it's your turn—"

Immediately afterwards, SCP-3307 frowned, seeming to find that things were not simple, "What do you like to eat, little girl, why do you feel lumps in your chest... vomit!!"

The cup was instantly filled by SCP-3307 with a large cup of yellow-green preserved egg and lean meat porridge, and because of the mixed saliva, it still smacked on the side of SCP-3307's mouth.

It's not over, it's not over!

"When will it be..." SCP-3307 turned around helplessly, took off his pants again, and then screamed...

Two big white buns came out.

D-3307-411 sniffled, his expression suddenly turned weird, "Hey...this is the smell of grandma's steamed buns during the winter solstice every year!"

The steamed buns on the table seemed to be still warm, and the sauce from the steak and fried chicken legs seemed to be left on the white surface, which was very conspicuous.

Pointing to the plate on the table, D-3307-411 opened his eyes wide, "Wait, I want to—"

"No! You don't want to!!" D-3307-130 yelled directly, "Even if you want to! I don't want to!"

The scene is out of control.

After SCP-3307 vomited two donuts at the end, everything finally calmed down.

D-3307-130和D-3307-411保持着警戒的姿势，然后D-3307-130缓缓的开口。

"What... have you been through?"

SCP-3307 twitched the corners of its mouth, but did not speak.

SCP-3307 "Abundant Shiri"

When other or humans are present, SCP-3307 will begin to produce its favorite food or drink within its body, which it will expel via vomiting or stool.

Inari God Yuyatsu and the drug seller sat back in their chairs at some point, their expressions straightened, and they didn't know what they were thinking.

"SCP-3307 was originally one of our agents. During a mission, he fell into a crack in time and space. After he came out... it became like this."

Dr. David sighed, subconsciously picked up the cup, but looked at the black tea in the cup, and put the cup down without any trace.

Yes, that's how they lost weight.

"Everyone, may I ask...do you have any idea?" Dr. David asked, as he expected, the two remained silent as if they hadn't heard him, and it was only after a long while that they struggled to make their own voices.

Inari God Yu Yanjin glanced sideways at the drug seller, and then said with some hesitation in his tone, "I do feel divine power...but it doesn't seem like divine punishment."

The drug seller picked up the notebook and ballpoint pen provided by the SCP Foundation at some point in his hand, but his mind was obviously not on it, and the ballpoint pen in his hand drew a zigzag line uncontrollably.

"It's... a gift from God."

The medicine seller said, and the Inari god Oyatsu also nodded.

That's right, it's not God's punishment, it's God's bestowal.

Dr. David stood up abruptly, "You said... this is a gift from God?!"

"Who the hell is this god? Is this full of food? Can't you speak well if you have something to say? You actually use this way!" Dr. David's neck was throbbing with veins, "If you don't know how to choose gifts, you can't take money !"

Inari God Yujinjin rubbed his temples, "It's okay if it's God's punishment, but as for God's gift... I don't have any good method... Can I go down and have a look?"

The drug seller also nodded, now that things have to be observed closely.

"It's okay, I wait... don't need to eat to live." The drug seller waved his hand, then got up, and Inari God Yu Yanjin also stood up, motioning for Dr. David to take them down.

Dr. David hesitated, but agreed.

With so many experts and scholars coming here, the two of them are the only ones who are dedicated enough to go down and watch it with their own eyes.

The medicine seller walked in front, and subconsciously pressed his hand on the exorcism sword. Although he knew that there was no monster here, he turned his head slightly, and comforted Inari God Yu Yanjin.

"do not worry."

Inari God Yu Yujin retorted subconsciously, "It's not... I, I'm not afraid."

Are you not afraid?The drug seller looked down at the rice planted at the feet of Inari God Yu Yanjin, and he stopped talking.

Inari God Yuyatsu: [Nervous enough to transplant rice seedlings]

The door of SCP-3307's containment room finally opened, and the drug seller entered first. A strange smell of food came, and SCP-3307 frowned.

"Where are you going... Wait, what is this!"

SCP-3307's expression became painful again, then bent over to cover his stomach, and began to retch.

At this moment, the medicine seller and Inari God Yu Yanjin were both stunned.

At their status, food is no longer necessary, and as far as Inari God Oyatsu is concerned, she doesn't have any preference for food——

So, what does SCP-3307 spit out?

"Hahahahaha, huhhahahahaha" Following SCP-3307 retching, a burst of strange laughter suddenly came from the laboratory.

A black Bodhidharma fell to the ground, rolled around on the ground dripping with saliva, and let out a devilish laugh.

Inari God Oyatsu: ...

Drug seller: ...

"I'm sorry, this probably...can't really be cured." At this moment, the Inari god Yuyatsu and the drug seller heard a sentence spoken to them by a god who was full and full beyond time and space. talk.

"Happy Thanksgiving Day! 』

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PS: Give me the knife, I'm going to kill a male protagonist who sent his mother to be a D-rank! ! !

Or my Chancheng is good QAQ, at least I won't drag my mother to be a D-class!Too bad it's over.

So what about the next book appointment?Do you have an appointment on New Year's Day, my dears!

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