[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

If we do a year-end inventory, then the fastest growing site must be the Ichimoren Shrine in Heian-kyo.

With the accumulation of beliefs of a large number of believers, the development of the shrine is like a soaring roc, developing at a rapid pace.

And Yimulian, the desolate Fengshen in the past, can already see the demeanor of the Supreme God in the future.

Many expatriate employees of the SCP Foundation who initially called him "Director" unconsciously began to call him "Master Fengshen" like believers after many days of getting along.

He didn't know whether this brought them closer or alienated them?

But there is only one exception, and that is the heroic spirit he summoned... Ibaraki Doji, who will still start calling him loudly when he is far, far away——

"Master——!"

Well, it looks like he definitely got into trouble again.

Since in the world of Heian-kyo, the local "Shuten-douji" can't meet the standard of her so-called "best friend", so this short Berserker puts his enthusiasm for "best friend" on Master Ichimokuren .

In this regard, the kind-hearted Lord Fengshen expressed his joy and congratulations.

Better than using it for pranks.Moreover, don't bother Minamoto Raimitsu anymore.

In order to solve this peach blossom that made him complain so much, Lord Minamoto even went to eat fast and worship Buddha.

So, what's the point of calling him this time?Lord Fengshen, who had to take the position of "best friend", closed the SCP containment record, gathered his haori... and walked out of his hall reluctantly.

"There is information from the headquarters of the SCP Foundation." Ibaraki Doji waved the letter with the Foundation's logo in his hand.

"They said they would send people to repair the toilets for the shrine." Fengshen was taken aback by this answer. Indeed, with the increase in the number of worshipers, there is only one toilet with three pits, which is indeed not enough.

This is a milestone change... This represents a shrine that has finally got rid of the inherent impression of a shrine and has begun to develop in the direction of a 5A-level tourist attraction!

Congrats, congratulations.

Fengshen twirled the letter paper with his slender fingers, and glanced unnaturally at Berserker Ibaraki Doji.

This time, Natsume Takashi, who had been here before, came to build a toilet for the shrine. Fengshen had a deep impression on this child.

The spiritual power is clear and clean, and he is a person with a pure mind.

...He is still an honest young man who does not slack off in his work, and brazenly tans himself as a black man in the sun.

Cough cough—in short, if he came, Fengshen would naturally welcome him with 12 points—but.

But—he is Shuten-douji's Master.

If he comes, then the heroic spirit Shuten-douji summoned by Natsume Takashi will definitely meet with his own Berserker Ibaraki-douji.

What a scene this will be.

There was a Berserker Ibaraki Doji who was tossing around and was already in a mess, and so he gave her a best friend...

Fengshen Yimulian didn't dare to think about it anymore.

If this "Shuten Doji" has a serious personality, it's okay to say, but if he is afraid of chaos in the world, then it will not only produce a 1+1 effect...

In short, on the basis of feasibility, it is best... not to let the two of them meet.

This matter, Dr. Kuwana Miko from the SCP Foundation said that she will handle it.

"It's going to be renovated... His Highness Ibaraki Doji must not be interested?" Dr. Kuwana blinked, "In this case, why don't you take this opportunity to search for some treasures to decorate the renovated Fengshen Ichimoren Shrine .”

Berserker Ibaraki Doji was taken aback for a moment, then stroked his chin thoughtfully.

What I said... seems to make sense!

After coming to Heian-kyo for the past few days, apart from watching my master feed the fish at Ichimoren Shrine, and drinking with Ibaraki-douji and Shuten-douji here, I have lived a more self-disciplined life than high school students.

In fact, even if Fengshen doesn't speak, she will ask to go out on her own initiative in a few days.

Berserker Ibaraki Doji blinked, and was immediately pleased, "Of course it's good, but it's just..." She looked at the merit box placed at the entrance of the shrine.

Fengshen: ...

Understood.

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After Berserker swaggered away with half of the property of Fengshen Shrine, Natsume Takashi led the construction team to open the plane passage and came to the shrine of Fengshen Ichimuren.

"This..." Natsume Takashi looked at the merit box and frowned. Compared with what he imagined, the savings were really too small.

Lie Su, who came with him, also turned his head to look in the merit box, and then he was very puzzled, "What's going on, Fengshen, you live on the mountain, so the consumption level should not be high."

After finishing speaking, Lie Su turned his head, waved his fingers and said, "It is said that there are three major pleasures in life, namely - smoking, drinking, and getting your hair permed, so you..."

Fengshen looked innocently at Lie Su, who came over to observe him with bull's eyes, and finally couldn't help laughing, and stretched out his index finger to poke Lie Su's forehead, causing him to distance himself.

"I just thought it was impossible... It doesn't smell of cigarettes or alcohol, and the hair hasn't changed." Lie Su's expression was extremely incomprehensible.

At this time, a female voice with a little laziness interrupted, with a long ending and a smile.

"Well, I was beaten by a certain ghost king of Dajiangshan...maybe?"

Fengshen Yimulian and Dr. Kuwana turned their heads and looked at the guy who had been following researcher Natsume Takashi just now and was wearing a hooded cloak coat.

This is……

She leaned on the stone steps next to the shrine as if she had no bones, stretched out her slender arms, pulled off the hood in a perfunctory manner, raised her extremely alluring eyebrows, and after sweeping around, she was firmly fixed. On Fengshen Yimulian's body.

"That Fengshen's male form...does it look like this?"

As soon as she opened her mouth, several people immediately realized her true identity...

"Let me introduce, this is Dr. Natsume's Heroic Spirit, Assassin Shuten-douji."

really!

Lie Su's introduction once again confirmed their guess, and Fengshen Yimulian nodded slightly, "As expected of Berserker's incarnation of wisdom and beauty... Dajiangshan Ghost King Shutendoji!"

Fenglong, who has been silently diving behind Fengshen to eat melons, also leaned over his head, "This is the Shuten boy who can rule the country with Wen Ke, retired thousands of troops, and manages a family full of banquets?"

In the end, even Dr. Kuwana, who had only been a witch for less than half a month, said with emotion, "At first Ibaraki Doji said that you are a peerless cute girl with a soft voice and soft body that can be easily overthrown. I didn't believe it, but I didn't expect that... Is it true?"

Assassin Shuten-douji: ...

Almost every time he sighed, the corner of Assassin Shuten-douji's mouth would twitch, and then the smile faded a bit, until finally it turned into a gritted teeth expression, she silently covered her face...

"Damn girl, what the hell is going on here..."

Rao is the Dajiangshan Ghost King Jiutun Doji, who is used to strong winds and waves. Facing a series of rainbow fart attacks from his best friend, he can only cover his face and shout that he can't bear it.

She sighed, then stood up, and walked straight to Fengshen Yimulian. As Berserker Ibaraki Doji said, "a peerless cute girl with a light voice and soft body that is easy to overwhelm", Fengshen passed the disparity when she was close to her. Height difference, intuitively understand how short this ghost king is...

"That guy, Ibaraki-douji, must be causing trouble everywhere..." Assassin Shuten-douji squeezed the veins on his head, trying to maintain a calm tone, "Anyway, please take good care of her during this time."

Fengshen's expression immediately became serious, and he returned the salute seriously, "This is what I should do."

To be honest, during this period of time, Berserker Ibaraki Doji was not useless... After the onmyoji Seimei knew of her existence, he specially brought the ugly girl and the bookman to invite her to fight against the soil spider.

In short, after one shot of the Noble Phantasm, Qingming's fan pinched his hands due to the damage caused by the explosion, and the bookman's writing brush went straight through the scroll.

"Sorry...to interrupt." Takashi Natsume came over with the design drawings and interrupted the conversation, "The funds for installing the urinal are not enough."

As the chief priestess, Dr. Kuwana took over the design drawing, "Didn't it be said at the beginning that the urinal would be for five people... Are your boys' urinals so expensive?"

She unfolded the design drawing. On the screen, nine urinals were neatly arranged in the design drawing.

Dr. Kuwana: ...

She looked up at Natsume Takashi's extremely clear and innocent eyes, and swallowed the phrase "Are you fucking kidding me" abruptly.

"For five people, five urinals are enough, right? Nine is too much." Dr. Kuwana said, "The women's toilet also only has five pits."

Assassin Shuten-douji also raised his head strangely, and glanced at his Master. Although she has been the heroic spirit of Natsume Takashi for a short time, she occasionally saw the house designed by Natsume Takashi, and was immediately attracted by the exquisite design. Seeing him making such a low-level mistake at this time, he also looked sideways at him for a while.

It's just...the two of them didn't notice the indescribable expressions of the men around them.

"For five people, it's really no problem to set up nine urinals." After holding back for a moment, Lie Su said, "Five urinals...only enough for three people."

Now, Dr. Kuwana and Shuten-douji looked at each other, immediately surprised.

Natsume Takashi scratched his head, "Have you heard of the SCP-CN-123-j effect?"

"Men, you don't go to the bathroom between two adjacent urinals."

Liesu explained something to the bewildered Shuten-douji and Dr. Kuwana. He lit a cigarette, and after taking a puff, his movements showed vicissitudes.

"In the unguarded place of the toilet, rushing to use the toilet in the adjacent urinal will allow people to figure out the psychological activities, and it will also allow others to gauge the "depth" of being a man, but the gain outweighs the loss."

At this time, Shuten-douji and Dr. Kuwana became more and more confused as they listened, showing three expressions of "What the hell is this", "Is there such a saying?", "I think you may be lying to me" .

Wait, why do Shutendouji and Dr. Kuwana show three expressions?

Oh, and one of the expressions is on the face of a certain Aeolus who doesn't go to the bathroom.

"Anyway, it's true." Natsume Takashi smiled shyly, "There's still a risk of being considered gay."

"For example, if two boys go to the toilet in two adjacent urinals, it is like two girls squatting in the same pit at the same time... It is impossible."

Immediately afterwards, he pushed the plan for nine urinals to Dr. Kuwana, "So, should we add some more funding..."

Assassin Shuten-douji and Dr. Kuwana looked at each other. In the end, Shuten-douji picked up the pen first, and under the horrified eyes of his Master, he crossed out four urinals in one go.

"There are some stinking problems, you are used to it, what else... the SCP-CN-123-j effect?" Shuten-douji repeated, and then sneered, "The main thing is that it is not enough to hold back."

"I'm going to pee my pants... I'll see who of you still commits the SCP-CN-123-J effect!"

Dr. Kuwana added something, and then silently covered the merit box.

Want to take money out of it again?Heh... there are no doors!

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"[Comprehensive Manga] Hanamaru Shrine Under Construction" by Mrs. Jinye is super beautiful! !Then I always wanted to satisfy the regret of building a toilet in the shrine! !

Speaking of which, in the empty men's toilet, one man chose the urinal next to another man... It's really embarrassing to think about it...