[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"SCP-721, named 'Factory Toys', but..."

"But don't play it like a toy, hey!" Dr. Kuwana burst into anger, snarling at Berserker Ibaraki Doji mercilessly.

She picked up Onikiri, who was as angry as a gossamer, and shook it vigorously by the collar.

"SCP-721 "Factory Toys" requires blood to be activated! You have played so many times, this little brother's blood is almost drained, hey!!"

Onikiri tried to breathe out, his face was pale and his lips were purple, "For...for Ibaraki-douji, I...can still smoke!"

Immediately afterwards, he tremblingly expressed to Berserker Ibaraki Doji that he was willing to continue bloodletting for his ghost king.

"It's alright, buddy." Priest Qingming couldn't help but interjected, "You bloody...sold enough to buy an XP."

As soon as he opened his mouth, the priests and maidens who were watching the fun around Fengshen began to talk about it.

"Isn't that right, the knife-hanging brother did bloodletting without hesitation. If Jiuci cp wasn't too strong, I would have thought the two of them were true love."

"How many bowls of chicken soup will I have to drink to make up for it... I want to eat Maoxuewang."

Dr. Kuwana cleared her throat, "Quiet!" Then, she looked at Berserker Ibaraki Doji aggrievedly, "Master, this is the only one who donated blood to you, no matter what you do, you have to let him return the blood, right? Is it convenient for you to continue to use it when you play next time?"

As soon as Dr. Kuwana finished speaking, Onikiri twitched in response to the situation, and immediately fell to the ground.

The scene was silent, and for a long while, someone did not know who muttered something in a low voice.

"If you lick the dog, you will end up with nothing."

Being so contradicted by an ordinary human being, Berserker Ibaraki Doji was rarely angry. She looked away from Dr. Kuwana with a guilty conscience, "This is the last time, I promise!"

"Absolutely! This time I will definitely be able to reenact the scene where I and Yamata no Orochi fight!" Berserker Ibaraki Doji swore a promise. To be honest, she still didn't play enough, but the temporary power Onikiri was already shocked by her, so she treated the new recruit like this. My little brother is indeed a bit unkind.

And the most important point is that her close friend Shuten Doji has almost fallen asleep watching.

Picking up a blank DVD, Berserker Ibaraki Doji stacked it on top of the steel cylinder-shaped SCP-721 "Factory Toys", and closed his eyes...

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A long, long time ago, the Kingdom of Heianjing was a paradise on earth... Souls are everywhere. There is no krypton gold, no non-chiefs, and no liver in this world. All six-star souls are like the oil resources of the United Arab Emirates. You can find it on the ground.

However, one day, the legendary Yamata no Orochi suddenly appeared, took away the princess and all the imperial souls, and spread dark circles, baldness, and liver cirrhosis to the world!

For a while, the people of Heianjing Kingdom panicked, and the king Yimulian put up recruitment posters, asking who is the bravest in the world?At this time, a brave man hurried over——

--Inscription.

The majestic palace is like the realm of the gods, far above the clouds. There is a throne in the center of the hall under the sun. This is the place closest to the sun. The unobstructed sunlight pours on the throne, making the king's original pale color The hair is covered with a layer of light.

The king turned around slowly - Fengshen Yimulian's face was revealed, but there was no gentle and compassionate expression, but an awe-inspiring, noble and inviolable royal temperament.

Wearing the king's satin Western-style king's dress inlaid with gold armor, Yimolian slowly walked down from the throne. Behind him, Dr. Kuwana and Dr. Chiyo were wearing court ladies' costumes, following behind the king from left to right.

Under the main hall, Berserker Ibaraki Doji, who was dressed in dark blue capable knight attire, knelt on one knee and showed the most noble courtesy to the king——

"My Master, I will take the sharpest blade, climb over the unshakable mountain, defeat Yamata no Orochi, and bring the princess and the six-star full crit fire spirit to you!"

The petite Berserker monster warrior made a promise of life and death in front of the king, and the king was very satisfied. When he walked to the front of the palace, he seemed to be surrounded by a gentle wind.

"Excuse me, what is your name?" asked the king.

The brave man thought for a while and said, "Your Highness, my name is "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Doji", and once again it is "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Doji" 』”

"Is it 'Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Boy"?" the king repeated

"That's right, it's "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Boy"!"

Just like that, "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Boy" rode Kaguya Hime's best bamboo tube and set off from the castle with everyone's blessings.

After a while, a guy dressed as a magician came over, looked the warrior up and down, and then nodded with a slight smile.

"What a nice guy, I want to give you the ancestral knight's sword of our magic family—"

"Wait a minute, why is the knight's sword passed down from the family of magicians!"

"We don't need to mention these things when the weather is sunny and the scenery is beautiful." The magician with a little red on the white hair said, "I am 'Yuan·It's an NPC·Not Milky·Flat-chested·Laiguang', Now I want to give you my big baby!"

After finishing speaking, "Original. It's an NPC. It's not Milky. Flat-chested. Raikou" took out a big knife from behind——

"This is 'Ghost. Not Aniga. Five Flowers. Che'. On the way, please treat it well!"

In this way, "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigao · Boy" won the "Ghost · Not Anika · Five Flowers · Che" from "Source · NPC · Not Milk Light · Flat Chest · Raikou" ".

There is still a long way to go to Yata no Orochi's den, "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Boy" continued to walk forward. At this time, a young troubadour stopped her.

"Young brave man, I heard that you are going to slay the dragon... Yamata no Orochi, that's why I came here." The troubadour said solemnly, "I am 'Natsume · Yin Yang Eye · The Family is a Big Brother · Takashi", I want to buy the copyright of your legendary story, and spread it all over the world after the magic reform."

After some discussions, "Natsume · Yin Yang Eye · The Family is a Big Brother · Takashi" bought the copyright of "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Sai Gao · Boy" at a price of one thousand characters and three cents, and returned It gave preferential treatment such as regular rankings, votes for Landmine Overlord, etc.

Finally, "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigao · Boy" brought the cat "Cat · Want to play ball · Want to be rubbed · Will Picking up Yuhun Mi", and continued on the journey.

This "cat · wants to play ball · want to be rubbed · can pick up souls · Mi" presented by "Natsume · Yin Yang Eye · The Family is a Big Brother · Takashi" is very special, it needs to be caressed to improve its mood, and Eat your sushi to increase your hunger, eating three sushi in one bite is quite a lot, but just like its name, you can pick up souls and change.

The screen suddenly went black, and the words "one week later" appeared, just like a movie, and a week passed in a flash.

"Ibaraki · fgo Bassaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Doji" seems to have succeeded in this week's time, and she can face Yamata no Orochi without fear... Okay In fact, I was never afraid from the beginning.

Soon to arrive at Yamata no Orochi's cave, at this time a Tang monk Shi Shiran came to "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigao · Boy".

"Tang Seng" is one of the thousands of monks, not a category, but here we must use "Tang Seng" to call him, after all, this set of clothes on him is exactly the costume of "Tang Seng", which is similar to the clothes on TV. exactly the same.

"Amitabha, the poor monk heard that the benefactor was going to fight against Yamata no Orochi, so he immediately came all the way from the CN branch of the SCP Foundation to bless the benefactor!"

"By the way, let me introduce, the poor monk's name "Lie · Male pig's foot · [DATA EXPUNGED] · ██ · Su". This person is called "Lie · Male pig's foot · [DATA EXPUNGED]·██ · Su". Tang Seng handed "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigao · Boy" a tip.

"This is the talisman "Soul Protection Bonus"."

"Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Doji" looked at the spell given to her by "Ri · Male pig's feet · [DATA EXPUNGED] · ██ · Su】, the four "Sword Guards" on it The words have been smeared out with the correction fluid. Obviously, the effect of this spell may only be psychological comfort.

Our young young warrior "Ibaraki·fgo Basaka·Chaos Evil·Sake Tun Saigao·Bozi" is holding the "Ghost·Not Anijia· Wuhua·Che, carrying the "cat" given by "Natsume" on his shoulders, and the sword Yu given by "Rie · male pig's foot · [DATA EXPUNGED] · ██·Su】 around his neck... I mean The addition of the imperial soul, just like this, walked into the cave of Yamata no Orochi with arrogance...

"I am the brave man "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Doji", by the order of the king "Ichimoku · True Dragon Emperor · Forcibly Added · Lien", I am here to attack you Yamata no Orochi!"

There was a sound in the cave, a pink "Yaki snake" with a lobster head and a nightcap poked its head out, "I am "Feng Kamisama Don't Want Me Pendant Dragon", not Hachi Qi Orochi, I am your king's..."

"Stop talking nonsense!" "Ibaraki·fgo Basaka·Chaos Evil·Sake Tun Saigao·Bozi" interrupted "Feng·Kamisama Don't Want" When I said "Pendant Dragon", when I was about to rush up and chop, the big sword spoke...

"Wait for "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Doji", this is not Yaqi Orochi, this is "Feng · Kamisama Don't Want Me · Pendant · Dragon"! It is our king "Ichimoku ·True Dragon Emperor·Forcibly added drama·Lian'—"

Before "Ghost·Not Anijia·Five Flowers·Che" finished speaking, "Ibaraki·fgo Basaka·Chaos Evil·Shuten Saigo·Doji" had already been chopped up!

Boom-! ! !

"Feng · Kami Sama Don't Want Me Pendant · Dragon" has two mosquito-repellent incense eyes hanging on it, pressing against the big bag on the forehead, softening into a noodle. "Hua·Che" had just finished speaking——

"—a relative of—"

"Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigao · Boy": ...

"Ghost. Not Anijia. Five Flowers. Cut": ...

Are the members of your Aixinjueluo family not all human? !Is it interesting to take a big breath, you little broken knife! ! !

"You, I didn't see anything, understand!"

"See what? What happened just now?"

OK, it seems a consensus has been reached.Taking unreasonable and strong steps, "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Boy" continued to carry "Ghost · Not Anika · Five Flowers · Cut" forward, this time Finally found the real cave of Yamata no Orochi.

"May I ask, are you... Orochimaru?" "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Doji" did not attack recklessly this time, but asked patiently and carefully.

The purple Yamata no Orochi shook his head, "No, although many people say that I am very similar to that guy."

"Then, are you a relative of my king "Ichimu·Zhenlong Tianzi·Forcibly Added Drama·Lian"?" "Ibaraki·fgo Basaka·Chaos Evil·Shuten Saigao·Dozi" continued to ask patiently.

The expression of Yamata no Orochi is very different, "Of course not, how could their Aixinjueluo family have non-human relatives, you seem to be deliberately teasing me "Baqi · up can't draw · pissed off non-chief · snake 』—”

Immediately afterwards, in front of his eyes was "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Boy" who cut at him with "Ghost·Not Anijia·Five Flowers·Che"

"If you don't have a backstage, you should be conscious, scumbag!"

"Baqi · Can't get up · Angry non-chief · snake" has two mosquito-repellent incense eyes, pressing against the big bag on the forehead, softened into eight dried noodles, while "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · wine Tonsaigo Boy" with a smile that belongs to the winner, strode into the cave——

Inside were two women.

"Are you here to save me?" The fat princess was very anxious, "I am the princess "Silver Star New Text Begging Absolutely No Goo Haitang", take me back quickly—what are you looking at?"

The eyes of "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigao · Boy" fell behind the princess "Silver Star · Xinwen Qiushou · Absolutely No Goo · Begonia"——

It was an enchanting woman with dark purple short hair and short stature, but she had the same aura as the hero "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Doji"!

She is "Jiu Tun, Mo De Gourd, Mo De Hongye, Boy"!

"Wait...are you listening to me?" Princess Wuli "Silver Star · New Text Request · Absolutely No Goo · Begonia", "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Jiu Tun Sai Gao · Boy" lingered Passed her, and approached "Jiutun·Mode Gourd·Mode Hongye·Bozi".

"You are my real princess!"

So, just like that—the warrior "Ibaraki · fgo Basaka · Chaos Evil · Shuten Saigo · Doji" left the cave with the daughter of Yamata no Orochi "Shuten · Morde Gourd · Morde Momiji · Doji". Leaving the kingdom, leaving the rivers and lakes!

But the king "Ichimoku·True Dragon Emperor·Forcibly Added Drama·Lian" was not cheated by this brave man who started and ended "Ibaraki·fgo Basaka·Chaos Evil·Sake Tun Saigao·Bozi", half a month later , the king's relative "Feng Kamisama Don't Want Me Pendant Dragon" woke up from a vegetative state, and returned to the kingdom with the princess "Silver Star·Xinwen Qiushou·Never Goo·Hagonia" who was doubting her life palace.

In this way, except for Yaqi Orochi "Yaki · Can't get up · Angry African Chief · Orochi", everyone lived a good life——

——End of the play——

At this moment, the environment is eerily quiet.Everyone stared at Berserker Ibaraki Doji, motionless——

"Then what, I'll go to the bathroom first, and if you have something to do, you can go to the Master..." Berserker Ibaraki-douji was about to run away when he was held down by Assassin's Shuten-douji.

Assassin Shuten-douji, who was a little sleepy just now, is not sleepy at all now, and the sleepiness in his eyes... all turned into fright.

Great, my best friend!

"Other than wasting 200CC of Onikiri's blood, you are completely useless." Dr. Kuwana expressionlessly crumpled up SCP-721, which had been scrapped due to excessive fright, and threw it into the trash can.

"And it will piss off the author of "Dalabang". Believe me, you can do it."

An eighth-level fitter priest said silently, then turned around, "The most pitiful thing is our Lord Fengshen...Because the magic link between the master and the heroic spirit is connected, so you should be mentally prepared to dream about these messy things again ..."

Fengshen finally turned his head back. On his flawless face...with a very striking dark circle under his eyes, he showed a gentle and tired smile, "I will pay attention."

Is it too late? !

"I...give me one more chance! I will never do this again!" Ibaraki-douji pulled Onikiri, which was softened into 4 dried noodles, and squeezed hard...

Not to mention blood, not even water was squeezed out.

"No, we are no longer curious about how you defeated Yamata no Orochi." Assassin Shuten-douji looked seriously at his best friend's best friend who was getting more and more guilty...

"In the next time, please tell us carefully what is in your mind."

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I drank Jimo old wine today...it's sweet and delicious...

Then the code word is awesome!Code words feel windy! !

Although I don't know what I wrote... I didn't post the chapter of "Aunt Haunted", did I? ? ...it feels like the keyboard is...ghosted...