[Comprehensive] Supernatural Honmaru Experience Records

"Good afternoon, fellow swordsmen, I have an SCP experiment task here that requires three swordsmen to conduct the experiment. The content is bloody and violent. Please feel free to sign up if you think you are cold-blooded and ruthless swordsman... Come to me to sign up in an hour. 』

After Liesu sent this notice, he didn't care how the ordinary deep-water torpedo would blow Honmaru to a boil. He just kept busy with his own business... until an hour later, there was a knock on his door.

It was the ruthless sword man from Honmaru who knocked on Liesu's door mercilessly.

It is Hishikiri, Hasebe, and D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

"This task can be said to be extremely simple...but you need to confirm that you are really cold-blooded and ruthless." Lie Su looked at the three people: "Can you do it?"

Hasebe, who was pressing and cutting, curled the corners of his mouth extremely conceitedly: "What do I need to do? Kill the retainers with my hands? Attack the temple with fire? Please order as you like."

"So, it seems that Yaki Hasebe is very ruthless and cold-blooded!" Lisu nodded, and then he turned his head to look at D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga.

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga shrugged helplessly: "I'm not ruthless, but since I have become a D-rank, I will definitely be experimented in the future, so I might as well get used to it in advance... What do you think?"

Liesu stroked his chin, and felt that what D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga said made sense.

Next, Mustache also smiled and said, "I don't know if I'm cold-blooded or ruthless, but I just came to join in the fun."

The co-author thinks that he is cold-blooded and ruthless, and Hasebe is alone. D-level Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Higiri are all here to join in the fun and watch and eat melons...

Liesu gave Yakiri Hasebe a meaningful look, then turned his head and smiled at Hikiri: "Okay, then the task of testing and recording SCP-1459 will be entrusted to you."

SCP-1459 "Dog Abuse Machine"

This machine, which looks the same as a claw machine, abuses not single dogs, but real puppies about 7 weeks old.

These little puppies seem to include all known types of puppies. There seem to be countless puppies in this dog abuse machine. For the convenience of description, we call these different types of puppies "SCP-1459-1 ".

The SCP-1459 facing Hasebe, D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga, and Kinmaru is just such an empty claw machine. The place where the doll should have been placed has become a mini stage. The position of the joystick , it turned into a small speaker, speaking to the three sword men.

"Please choose the method of slaughtering the puppies. 』

The three men with swords made a lot of conjectures about the missions on the road, all kinds of bloody and violent ones, but they really didn't expect...it was this.

"Please choose within 15 seconds! 』

D-Class Tsurumaru Kununaga tilted his head, and suddenly said to SCP-1459, "Can I choose 'Random'?"

The space inside SCP-1459 was instantly illuminated by colorful lights, and the word "random" appeared on the display screen, which flashed and then changed into the words "Christmas Eve".

The suspended paw of a 6-week-old Samoyed SCP-1459-1 wearing a small Christmas suit and Santa hat is placed on the stage in the machine, D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga, press-cut Hasebe and Mustache Everything leaned over and leaned on the glass to look in.

At this time, small snowflakes began to fall inside SCP-1459, and an independent log cabin with a chimney appeared on the mini stage, surrounded by snow-covered mountain scenery and pine forests, creating a peaceful Christmas atmosphere.

This SCP-1459-1 ran to the side of the small house with a bag of gifts in its mouth, and left a series of plum blossom footprints on the snow. Climbing, the soft white fluff exploded, and it made people feel weak when they watched it.

However, beneath the chimneys of the microscopic cabins, connected is a roaring fireplace.

Hasebe, who was pressing and cutting, was a little uneasy: "This is too dangerous, how can we stop it..."

No one answered Yakiri Hasebe's words, Hikiri smiled slightly, and made a silent gesture to Yakiri Hasebe.

Immediately afterwards, SCP-1459-1 finally swayed its short legs and fell into the chimney with a plop. The fire in the fireplace suddenly became larger, and the scorching flames swallowed SCP-1459-1 without a trace.

Immediately afterwards, the SCP-1459 machine made a "ding" sound, and a Christmas gingerbread cookie fell out of the machine.

Yakiri Hasebe was silent for a while, probably frightened by the scene in front of him. Seeing that he didn't move, Mustakiri took a step forward and put away the gingerbread.

"Is it up to me next..." Higakiri stood in front of the SCP-1459 machine, thinking for a moment, "Then let's go to the 'Retrograde Army'."

The colorful lights of SCP-1459 came on, and an armored SCP-1459-1 Akita puppy was placed in the middle of the stage with a miniature naginata in its mouth, and then the secret door behind the machine opened, and five new SCP-1459-1 puppies appear.

The five newly appeared SCP-1459-1 are different from other puppies, they are all made of bones, they are five skeletons with dim light, they rushed up and immediately gave the original SCP-1459-1 shredded.

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga clicked his tongue twice: "Hey, the retrograde army actually won... Indeed, one-to-many and the disparity in strength, even a naginata can't handle it."

Hasebe's face was very ugly, and he didn't realize what was going on with this machine until now. He looked around and found that the expressions of D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Higekiri didn't change at all.

Now, finally, it was his turn.

Hasebe was hesitating all the time, and when the 15 seconds were about to run out, he said, "Well...let's try 'feeding'."

The scenery inside SCP-1459 began to change in an instant. The lights of SCP-1459 changed from colorful to warm light yellow. There were more carved dining tables and dining chairs in the environment. An SCP-1459-1 poodle puppy was placed on the dining table. On the chair, the mechanical hand gently put the bib on it.

At this time, the robotic arm delivered trays of western food to the dining table, filling the table to the brim. When the robotic arm finished serving the last dish...the duck-feeding began.

Hasebe pressed and covered his head fiercely.

When SCP-1459-1, which had been fed until its stomach ruptured, was dragged down, Higakiri and D-Class Tsurumaru Kuninaga exchanged glances.

"Are you all right, Hasebe?"

It took a while for Hasebe to put down his hand. His expression was a little dazed, and the corner of his mouth was still twitching. He replied reluctantly: "Uh, yes, it's okay, leave me alone..."

"I will definitely help Aluki handle this experiment well!" Hasebe said that Haikou boasted, even if he was scared and cried, he had to realize it!

However, Hikakiri, you two guys, are you still indifferent after seeing this scene!This is too [expletive blocked]!

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga secretly curled his lips in the dark.But Chikiri chuckled softly, "Okay, then let's... continue."

Higakiri walked up to SCP-1459 and said, "The key word is 'Honnoji Temple'."

The scene in SCP-1459 turned into a huge Japanese temple, an SCP-1459-1 husky puppy wearing Japanese armor squatted inside, at this time, there was another SCP-1459-1 Akita dog The puppy appeared, and with a torch in its mouth, it set the temple ablaze... SCP-1459-1 was burned to death, while a second SCP-1459-1 was crushed by the last hammer of the machine.Finally, SCP-1459 delivered a red biscuit.

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga burst out laughing, while Kokiri Hasebe's eyes twitched crazily.

Illusion?I feel like I was targeted by these two four-flower bosses...

"What a good idea, Higiri..." D-Class Tsurumaru Kununaga laughed out of breath, "Then my key word is, um..."Use the method of "pressing and cutting" to execute the puppy."

It's not an illusion, it's naked/naked being targeted!

"Hey, what do you mean..." Hasebe the Presser hadn't finished speaking, there was an ear-piercing friction sound from inside SCP-1459-1... Hasebe the Presser turned his head directly, and couldn't even look at it. Did not dare to look.

But it’s okay not to look at it, he will be the next one.

"My key word is 'resurrection'." Hasebe Yaki cleverly proposed a key word, and immediately afterward, SCP-1459 switched on.

The corpses of all the SCP-1459-1 puppies that appeared and died just now were sent up, which made SCP-1459 look a little crowded. At this time, SCP-1459's mechanical claws sent down a dog wearing a white coat and SCP-1459-1 Su Mu with glasses, with a green sealed test tube in his mouth, looks like the T-virus in "Resident Evil █".

SCP-1459-1 shattered the test tube all at once, and then all the hideous or incomplete SCP-1459-1 corpses on the ground turned into zombies, and then stood up staggeringly... In the lying face/trough expression, SCP-1459-1 Su Mu was torn apart.

Not only Kokiri Hasebe, but even D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga and Higekiri showed surprised expressions.

"Oh, it seems that Kikiri Hasebe-kun is the most ruthless, I'm willing to bow down." D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga exaggeratedly bowed to Yakiri Hasebe, and the latter's expression was almost caught The bully cried out.

At this time, SCP-1459 has already started to clean up the mess. It retracts its mechanical arm, and when it comes out again, it becomes a big hammer, hammering each of the SCP-1459-1 zombies into a pulp. At this moment, SCP -1459 The machine drops a lot of butter cookies with the umbrella logo on them.

Higakiri gave D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga a moderate expression, and slowly said to SCP-1459, which has been cleaned up: "The key words are 'hot weapons and Japanese swordsmen'"

He put emphasis on the word "Knife", and sure enough, after a while, SCP-1459 sent out a large number of puppies, some of SCP-1459-1 were wearing modern military uniforms and holding hunting/guns, and the other were wearing samurai ronin costumes , holding a standard Japanese-style knife, and after a burst of shooting, the hunting/gun faction won an overwhelming victory.

"Hasebe, you...are you going to vomit?" D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga tilted his head, "I think it's okay?"

Of course, it's okay, the one who was shot here was a knife!Of course you two Taidao didn't feel it after seeing it!

Pressing and cutting Hasebe feels like he is already on the verge of collapse...

D-rank Tsurumaru Kuninaga stepped forward and took out a small biscuit, which was a small pink biscuit with cherry blossoms printed on it.

"So, now it's my turn again." The D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga glanced at Hasebe with malicious intent, which made the latter feel alarmed...

"My key word is—"Pressing Hasebe"" D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga's smile could no longer be suppressed, and the SCP-1459 machine began to roar. Under the shocked eyes of Pressing Hasebe, the mechanical claw An SCP-1459-1 bichon was captured, and then... a shrunken-down version of the pressed-cut Hasebe appeared.

在SCP-1459-1的面前，SCP-1459机器里的压切长谷部缩小版拔出了自己的本体，对准了一脸懵懂的SCP-1459-1。

"Lord ni hatred na su enemy ha slash!"

Outside, Yakiri Hasebe listened to his mantra in battle, his vision went dark, and he fell down clutching his chest...

"Oh my, it's faster than I thought...Kakiri Hasebe-kun, are you okay?" D-class Tsurumaru Kuninaga pretended to pat Kikiri Hasebe, and then showed a helpless victory.

"No way, the experiment will continue." Neutral · Evil · Higakiri sighed helplessly, and dragged Order · Good · Yakiri Hasebe to the side with his arms on his shoulders.

Chaos Evil Class D Tsurumaru Kuninaga walked to the side of the SCP-1459 machine, his subtle smile was reflected in the transparent glass.

"Well, the real experiment... has begun."

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