Moon Black Wind Gao Aunt Haunted

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Bai Tongzi, who works in hell, experienced a very desperate thing.

When he woke up and opened his eyes, he found that his pants were gone.

After Bai Tongzi sat on the bed and calmed down for a minute, he began to rummage through the bottom of the bed in his underwear.

He can't lose his pants!Never!

So, when the ghost made the black ghost make Bai bring the black boy to look for the white boy, he saw him lying on the sundries everywhere in Yang, meditating...

Where the hell are my pants.

After Gui Shibai and Gui Shihei understood what happened, they looked at each other, and Gui Shihei asked first, "You mean... there is a thief."

"No valuables were stolen at all, just your trousers, right?"

Hei Tongzi and Bai Tongzi looked extremely puzzled, they couldn't figure out why the thief would leave the property behind and not steal, but only stole a pair of trousers.

And even if you steal the clothes, why not steal the matching top too?This makes no sense at all!

"Is it...you misplaced it?" It's not that the black boy didn't believe the white boy, but the matter was too absurd. He asked, "Is it, like the bookman?"

Shuweng, a powerful monster in Heianjing...the first thing to do when you wake up every day: grope around to find glasses.

You have to look for glasses, and the consequence of not finding them is: blindness.

Why can't find glasses: The reason is also: blind.

But this is not worthy of sympathy, after all, it is him who does not put away the glasses every time.

But the glasses are small things that are not obvious, so it’s understandable that they can’t be found, but the pants can’t be found... Isn’t this too inappropriate?

What they didn't notice was that behind them, Gui Shi Hei and Gui Shi Bai Youyou looked at each other, and the eyes were filled with the sudden understanding that only the two of them understood.

"She" must have been here.

"It's okay...it was probably taken away by a small animal." Gui Shibai rubbed his little apprentice's head, "It happens that the New Year is over, I will take you to the skin house, I remember the set of "Carp Wave Red Scale" ’It seems to be on sale at [-]% off.”

Ghost Shibai changed the topic, and sure enough, Boy Bai became happy when he heard that Ghost Shibai wanted to buy him new clothes, and he followed Ghost Shibai and the others out... in pajama pants.

But, the pants... where the hell did they go?

On the bedside of Toshiro Bone.

Picking up the pair of white bloomers that inexplicably appeared on the bedside after waking up, Gukuu Toshiro was extremely at a loss in his heart.

She actually...really believed the god judge.

Gukuu Toshiro slowly closed his eyes, and from then on, his impression on the examiner was no longer "Honmaru's first Wakizashi." Instead, he gradually replaced it with "the sword that peed on his pants."

This is desperate.

"I suggest you put it on." Xiaohumaru looked at the bone-killing Toshiro, with a sincere expression and tone, "If you tell a lie, you must expend energy to correct it."

The most desperate thing is that the person who lied was the judge of God.

Wakizashi Awataguchi's battle uniform is a dark blue western-style military uniform, very straight and energetic, and after wearing this pair of white ultra-short bloomers...

The ignorant Kasen Kanesada, who came home late and missed everything, frowned and looked at Kokushi Toshiro, "You dress like this, it's a bit... a bit unrefined."

You know, Kasen Kanesada's use of the adjective "slightly unrefined" is still very embarrassing to Koshiro Toshiro.

The visual sense of a suit with slippers and big pants is too strong.

Gukuu Toshiro didn't respond to Utasen Kanesada, his face was expressionless...or he came out with a livid face.The confused Kasen Kanesada was left wondering where he was.

Forget it, don't care about him... business matters.

Utasen Kanesada came back to his senses, he walked into the house and walked to the castle tower on the second floor.

The museum ticket given by No.411 Honmaru is located in the real world, and Kasen Kanesada, who has been in Honmaru since birth, does not know the exact location of it.

Therefore, he planned to go to the castle tower, borrow the computer from the God Judge, and check the specific location of the museum.

Walking to the castle tower at the top of the stairs on the second floor, Kasen Kanesada knocked on the door, but there was no response as expected.

"Master God Judge, please borrow a computer." Kasen Kanesada knelt outside the door for 3 minutes, then got up respectfully, and then opened the sliding door of the castle tower.

In fact, many Honmaru basically have their own computers for each sword faction, but the Honmaru of Qingtu is still too young, and only the castle tower has a computer with unified configuration.

A little rusty, he pressed the power button.Utasen Kanesada did some research and opened the browser to search for a search engine.

Drop, do you want to open the page that was not closed last time?

Utasen Kanesada studied it and clicked "OK" with the mouse.It's not that he wants to spy on something, it's just that he thinks that this unclosed page may be the search engine he's looking for.

But as soon as he opened it, the big red letters on the title hurt his eyes.

"How to deal with teenagers peeing their pants"

Kasen Kanesada, who was born for fighting, never thought that he could still see this kind of problem on the computer in his life.

Now, he didn't want to search any museums anymore, and started to look at the problem with full concentration.

Who exactly searched for this?

First use the elimination method, since it is a "teenager", then eliminate Xiaohumaru and Sao Sujian, then the only ones left are California Kiyomitsu, Hakuyama Yoshimitsu, Gukuu Toshiro and Sayo Samonji who are barely considered teenagers.

Is Xiaoye's left text peeing his pants?

Kasen Kanesada strangely found the history of the browser, and in an instant, a long row of search records made Kasen Kanesada look stupid.

"How to guide the psychological problems of teenagers peeing pants"

"The effect of peeing pants on the physical and mental health of adolescents"

"Simple Kidney Recipe"

"Wakizashi is bedwetting at this age, is it normal?" 』

Kasen Kanesada's eyes fell on the last one vaguely, staring at it for a long time, and then slowly... covered his face with his hands.

Well, he probably knows who it is.

The last URL is not a search page, but an internal forum of the Government of Time, where anyone who is a god judge or a swordsman can post.

And this one is a theme post, the poster is anonymous, and the title only has a simple sentence "Wakizashi is bedwetting at this age, is it normal?" 』, the description of the problem is also blank, but the discussion in the thread below is very intense.

"Master, are you serious? 』

"So high energy, wow, I want to know who it is!Ask the landlord to let me know by private message! ! 』

"Reply upstairs, if it's Qingjiang, then laugh cry." 』

"What the hell, you shouldn't be doing it anyway, the landlord is fishing?" 』

Kasen Kanesada patiently browsed through the post that was suspected to be from his own god-inspector, dragged the scroll bar with the mouse, and suddenly saw a long post.

『Anonymous user: This kind of thing depends on the situation and cannot be generalized. For example, there is no public toilet in the battlefield, and wetting the bed once or twice a year is not a disease. It may be caused by not paying attention to diet.For example, it is caused by drinking a drink or drinking too much water before going to bed, and it is also caused by fatigue and mental stress.In fact, if you pay attention to your diet, basically there will be no problems. The two of my family... have been drunk by Jiro Tachi at the New Year's Eve banquet, and this problem also occurred. 』

Judging by the tone and content of the story above, it's either Minghu or the first issue.

However, the following posts made Kasen Kanesada's eyes slowly widen...

"The upstairs said that once Horikawa helped me hold back the wine, and..."

"My younger brother is also like this. He was fooled by Fudo Xingguang and drank several cups, and then the next day..."

Next, it was the scene of a large-scale reveal. Except for Qingjiang, all the wakizashis were named, and the short swords could not escape, and they were shot one after another. Then, the flames of war spread to the swordsmen.

The discussion was very intense, as if anyone whose Honwan hadn't wet the bed ten or eight times was ashamed to post.

Uta Sen Kanesada tremblingly pulled out the power cord, and then fell into a deep self-isolation.

You can't imagine how sunny and dry a blade looks on the surface, but the sheets underneath are wet!

wet, wet!

At this moment, this Kasen Kanesada, who was born for one day and five hours, understood the... emptiness and deception in the world.

The author has something to say: In fact, the judges are still super concerned about men with swords!

Special concern, right? ! ! !