Moon Black Wind Gao Aunt Haunted

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The meeting between Mutsu Mori Yoshiyuki and Yamabuki Kirihiro on the fifth day of the junior high school was late due to various reasons, but the content was not lacking at all.

However, Kasen Kanesada’s meeting on the fifth day of the junior high school is required to be the first to be present, the earliest time, the longest duration, and usually can’t finish talking about important things.

Don't blame them, because as long as the Kasen Kanesadas get together, the things discussed within 3 minutes will immediately go wrong.

Either reciting poems or composing poems or talking about culture and art... After all, it is inevitable, right?

But this year, the topic they talked about was relatively concentrated-jointly denouncing a certain unreliable singer Kanesada.

It is blatantly saying that the paintings have entered the museum, but all the singers and singers have to go in and have a look-hehe, the children's exhibition area!

The painting of the song fairy Kanesada who co-authored it is classified into children's stick figures, and it is actually a runner-up... It means that even the children's drawings are not as good.

It's so annoying.

Therefore, this meeting on the fifth day of junior high school unknowingly became the subject of a painting competition.

This made Kasen Kanesada heave a sigh of relief. In this kind of warm academic exchange environment, no one cares whether your family Honmaru and the God-inspector are normal or not.

Gradually, Kanesada, the singer of Qingtu Honmaru, also gradually immersed in it.

"The area of ​​JP country is too small, so what I draw is the scene of other countries."

A singer, Kanesada, took the lead in introducing his own paintings.

"I paint a beautiful Africa - a vast territory, rich products, beautiful wildlife, and unique architecture."

He unfolded his painting, which is a pair of gouache, which depicts the African landscape very realistically, and it looks like a man with a sword who has traveled abroad with the God-inspector.

"I heard that there are people with black skin in this country." A singer Kanesada raised his hand, "Why don't you draw it?"

"Because it's a realistic painting." He replied, "I didn't see black-skinned humans on the streets of South Africa that day."

"Then where did they go?" asked someone else.

"They are all forging knives in this pill."

……

After kicking out the song fairy Kanesada, the atmosphere of the fifth day meeting became much more relaxed. Everyone continued to exchange painting skills. After a while, another song fairy Kanesada came to the stage to show his paintings. His judge was a very A rare male judge, so when he took the stage, everyone fell silent.

As soon as he came up, he didn't show his paintings immediately, but started a speech instead.

"I think painting skills are important, but the implication of the content expressed in the painting is also very important." The singer Kanesada looked serious, "The metaphors in the painting represent the soul of the whole painting."

This statement is quite interesting, all the Kasen Kanesada looked at him, hoping that this Kasen Kanesada would show his work.

The picture scroll slowly opened——

"The so-called tragedy is to destroy beauty, and sometimes destruction is also a kind of eternal life." Kasen Kanesada looked serious, "This is my painting——"

"The Government of Time in Flames!"

In the picture, the building of Toki no Government/Government that was originally intact stands in a sea of ​​flames, which makes all the Kasen Kanesadas who saw this painting turn pale with shock——

You are so meow that this is killing you!

If you take this painting out, you will be invited to drink tea by the Shizhi government in minutes!

And what if the Government of Time/Government that drew the curse is really on fire, hey!It is estimated that the Government of Time/Government will definitely hide all of them Kasen Kanesada in the snow!

So without hesitation, this singer Kanesada was kicked out as well.

"Everyone just be quiet."

The one who came out to host was a polarizing singer Kanesada. He looked at the chaotic crowd with a very helpless tone, "It's not that we like to drive people away, it's really... can you draw something peaceful? It's always so radical, Everyone is in trouble!"

That's right, the swordsmen who came to the meeting looked at each other, and then, two Kasen Kanesadas from different Honmaru came up at the same time.

The judges of the two of them are twin girls, very young and fashionable, and they both like to follow stars.

"My painting is... a handsome guy playing volleyball!" Kanesada Kasen of the twin sister's family unfolded the scroll, and a handsome little fresh meat star stood in the picture, playing volleyball and dancing street dance at the same time, very handsome and compelling.

Immediately afterwards, Kasen Kanesada of the twin sister/sister also unfolded the picture scroll he brought.

"What I drew is that the handsome guy is eating a big bowl of longxu noodles!"

In the picture, an equally handsome handsome actor is holding coriander in his mouth, and a large bowl of longxu noodles is placed in front of him, looking very down-to-earth.

As soon as the two paintings were exhibited, there was an applause of understanding from the audience. That’s right, it’s right. It would be nice to draw idol stars/stars, handsome men, and beautiful women. "Government/Government"?

Received applause, the two singers Kanesada left the stage satisfied.

The song fairy Kanesada of Qingtu looked at it in amazement, "These two are really good at meticulous painting skills. It seems that they have to be polished for several years to be so lifelike."

As soon as he finished speaking, a singer next to him, Kanesada, gave him a light glance, and then came on stage.

"In my opinion, the artistic conception of a painting is actually as important as the details of the fine brushwork." The song fairy Kanesada obviously has his own ideas and concepts.

He opened his scroll, and the painting on it made all the Kasen Kanesadas quiet down, not to say how high the level of the painting was, but...incomprehensible.

That's right, I don't understand.

The drawing paper is all black, with a reddish-yellow halo in the middle, and the middle of the halo is still pitch black...

What is this, and what is expressed in the painting...?

"What I draw is... the black hole at the center of the Milky Way." Kanesada Utari said, "I imitate the first black hole photo taken by humans 500 years ago."

At this time, the singers and singers in the audience suddenly realized that after 2500 years in the Gregorian calendar, the black hole is already a scenic spot, and the photos are all very clear/clear 3-dimensional pictures, so at first glance, such blurred pictures made them None of them reacted.

Although this black hole photo taken by humans for the first time is very blurry and not as accurate as the 3D photos of later generations, its value is undoubtedly huge.

It's amazing, there are all kinds of paintings.

It can be said that Qingtu's songxian Kanesada has an expression that is not clear. He looked around and found that everyone's painting skills, especially the selection of materials, are very good.

He looked down at the painting he had brought... It was a picture of a dinosaur he drew after visiting the museum, but compared with the paintings of other predecessors, it seemed nothing worth mentioning.

"I feel pretty good."

The song fairy Kanesada next to him sat in the seat next to him, so we knew each other naturally. Unlike the song fairy Kanesada in Qingtu, he had participated in many meetings on the fifth day of the junior high school, but he still had a big dislike for this picture of dinosaurs. for appreciation.

"My paintings are not as novel as yours." He said, unfolding his paintings in front of Kanesada, the Utama of Qingtu.

The picture is a bit dim, and the tedious scenes are carefully outlined with a pen, and the ghosts with blue faces and fangs are vivid on the paper, and the situation in hell is lifelike.

"What I copy is the only authentic work handed down to the world by the painting saint Wu Daozi, "Hell in Disguise""

Wait, hell in disguise?this is not……

"Actually, at the meeting on the fifth day of junior high school, quite a few Kasen Kanesadas have drawn this almost every time." The talking Kasen Kanesada shrugged, "Why, your expression is a bit uncomfortable?"

The singer Kanesada of Qingtu tried his best to calm down the surprised expression, "As far as I know, there are only fragments not much bigger than a slap in the disguised map of hell in the museum. How did you copy it?"

This question made the Utasen Kanesada sitting next to him silent.

"You may not believe it, but in my memory... this hell in disguise is not so small." He hesitated, "I always feel that in my impression, this painting is bigger than A4 paper Looks like little."

There is a phenomenon in the world called the "Mandela effect", which refers to a group of people who have a wrong perception of something. For example, the famous statue "The Thinker" is actually holding his chin, while the whole world thinks he is holding his chin. Heads up.

The world-renowned painting "Hell in Disguise" is also the same. As the only painting handed down by the sage, it is also Wu Daozi's canonized work and sealed pen work. Its value is comparable to that of the Mona Lisa.

Although it was a palm-sized fragment when it was discovered, many people claimed that in their memory, this mural fragment was at least as big as an A4 paper, or even larger.

This is very strange.

Not far away, there were still many singers on the stage taking turns to show their works, and the polarized singer Kanesada of the abbot meeting frowned and went up to take over the loudspeaker.

"Every time I come to the exhibition, they come to the fifth meeting of the fifth day of junior high school many times. So, how about we find a newcomer Kasen Kanesada who brought a painting to show?"

In any case, it's a good thing to give newcomers a chance to show off.

Polarized Kasen Kanesada looked around, and then pointed to Qingtu's Kasen Kanesada.

"I seem to have seen you take out your own painting just now... May I have a look at it?"

Everyone is Kasen Kanesada, the only difference is the length of time they have been forged. Whether the paintings are good or not is all drawn by themselves, and no one needs to laugh at others.

Of course, the guy who took the painting to the children's art exhibition before doesn't count!

Qing Tu's singer Kanesada was stunned for a moment, then he couldn't help but laugh. He shook his head and stood on the stage helplessly.

"It's my first time participating in the fifth day meeting/meeting. If there are any mistakes, please bear with me."

The song fairy Kanesada of Qingtu reached out and found the dinosaur picture he had drawn in his bag, but after hesitating for a moment, he took out another scroll.

"Our Kasen Kanesada can be said to be the best at painting in Honmaru, but today, what I want to show is the picture drawn by my god-inspector."

Utasen Kanesada opened the scroll, and a large expanse of gorgeous red peonies among the mountains and rivers lit up the entire venue.

That's right, Qingtu brought the peony picture drawn by Mikazuki Zongjin. In the end, Mikazuki Zongjin called Kasen Kanesada to enjoy it together, but he didn't comment on anything.

So beautiful.

Moreover, the drawing skills are so high that they have already completely surpassed Utasen Kanesada and Mikazukimune by several blocks... no, they have surpassed several worlds.

Therefore, when the whole painting was opened, the entire venue was silent, and all the Kasen Kanesadas were staring at the painting, silently, silently, again silently...

The originally graceful and luxurious peony was dyed red, but out of thin air, it has a noble literati style, blooming proudly on the rocks, making this delicate peony look straighter than green bamboo, and taller than plum blossoms Proudly, more poignant than orchids.

"The lines are elegant and soft, quite reminiscent of Wu Daozi, the saint of painting." Polar song fairy Kanesada spoke silently, breaking the calm.

Immediately afterwards, he turned his head, "Is your interrogator... a well-known painter, or the curator of an art gallery?"

The level of this painting is really too high.

Let's put it this way, the only shortcoming of this painting is that the artist is still alive, and when the artist dies, the value will definitely go up gradually.

Well, the way to improve is to just sit there and wait for the artist to die.

The song fairy Kanesada of Qingtu suddenly turned dark, rolled up the scroll and turned around to leave. Although they didn't say it, the expression of "regret that the author didn't die" explained everything.

"Wait a minute...can you tell me your title as a god judge?"

Polarizing Kasen Kanesada's expression...slowly turned into a frenzy.

"We want to have time to come and visit, you see..."

It's over.

The song fairy Kanesada of Qingtu twitched the corners of his mouth stiffly, he was too complacent just now, as if... things couldn't turn around.

The author has something to say: I don't understand why the words "plum blossom" and "sister" are harmonious words? ?Feeling okay? ? ?

Am I falling behind, or can't drive? ? ?

Oh, let me explain again, the volleyball picture and the dragon beard face picture have no prototypes, I am a Two-dimensional party, and I don’t know celebrities [manually funny]