After raising guinea pigs, I found out that I am not a human being

If you ask Lin Ziyu what he hates the most, he will definitely answer you without hesitation, it must be reminders and postings.

Happily, both of these have appeared now.

Lin Ziyu frowned and sat on the sofa. Half an hour ago, an editor-in-charge whom he had never met urged him to publish a new novel. It had been a week since the last novel, but he still had no inspiration for the next novel.

It's annoying, but things like inspiration can't be found, and there's nothing he can do about it.

Now what makes him even more irritable, and even on the verge of collapse, is his 20-year-old Fa Xiao, who has never had a girlfriend, has no vision, and does not give up when he fails to achieve his goals.

Fa Xiao kept nagging in his ear to ask him to get a pet, saying that his family didn't even have a personality.

He was speechless, could it be that he was not a person at all in Fa Xiaoyan's eyes?

Extremely irritable, he calmed down instead.

As a good friend for many years, how could he not know the real purpose of the other party.

Fa Xiao has been living with his parents all the time now, and his parents don't allow pets, but he likes small animals very much. If they are kept in his house, he can visit pets secretly.

A good abacus.

Lin Ziyu felt that it was not difficult to help Fa Xiao fulfill this trivial wish, but what was difficult was raising something.

After rejecting the cats and dogs strongly recommended by Faxiao one after another, Faxiao finally gave him the right to choose.

Fa Xiao turned to look at him, compromised: "Okay then, what do you want to raise?"

Lin Ziyu couldn't think of it for a while, picked up the remote control on the sofa and adjusted the station aimlessly.

After a while, the clueless Lin Ziyu asked a question he already knew the answer to: "Can I stop raising it?"

As expected, Xiao Xiao said: "No." Seeing that Lin Ziyu was really not interested, he could only pretend to be heartbroken and continued: "You look so good-looking, why don't you have a girlfriend? "

Although it is a compliment, it is indeed the truth.Lin Ziyu is 1.8 meters tall and has a standard model figure because he likes to exercise.But this does not mean that his face is not good-looking, on the contrary, he has a face that is so handsome that it makes people crazy.

Sword eyebrows and star eyes, a high nose bridge, and a thin lip that is naturally bright red.At this time, he was only wearing ordinary home clothes, and the lazy look leaning on the sofa could be directly used as the cover of a magazine if anyone took a photo of it.

The end is extremely handsome, rare in the world, even if all the beautiful adjectives are added to him, it is not an exaggeration.

Fa Xiao looked up and down at his friends for many years, and sighed in his heart, Lin Ziyu was fine everywhere, but unfortunately, he couldn't laugh.

To be precise, he is facial paralyzed.

Lin Ziyu didn't know how to express his thoughts, he already rolled his eyes countless times in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, and said flatly: "You can't even praise me."

"I'm not complimenting you, I'm not stating the facts," Fa Xiao came back from his own thoughts, and leaned over to Lin Ziyu with a flattering smile on his face: "You said you don't have a girlfriend now, it's because you see You sound so fierce that girls are scared away by you."

Lin Ziyu thought to himself, if those girls weren't too delicate, he wouldn't be annoyed when he saw them, and he wasn't even in the mood to try to smile and perfunctory, but he didn't intend to defend himself, he just said: "I'm not fierce."

"You have no breasts." Fa Xiao looked at him wretchedly: "But you have no expression at all, like an iceberg, girls are scared away by you, you can hold a pet to cool down your iceberg, dont you agree."

Looking at Fa Xiaocheng's sincere eyes, Lin Ziyu's heart softened.It just so happened that an advertisement for a fish was broadcast on TV. Although it was a grilled fish, it still gave him inspiration.

"Let's raise fish."

Lin Ziyu thought, it's easy to keep it without hair loss, and if you forget it, you can change the water every few days. The key is that you can still be cremated if you die. It's not bad to buy two bottles of beer to pay homage.

After hearing this suggestion, Fa Xiao not only didn't agree, but wanted to jump up angrily to show Lin Ziyu his anger, but the quality of the sofa was excellent, so he didn't stand up after playing two bombs.But sitting still didn't stop him from expressing his anger: "Are you going out with the fish in your arms?"

"You can hold a fish tank." Just as Lin Ziyu finished speaking, he instantly imagined the scene where he carried a fish tank everywhere he went out.It's weird how you think, so you have to compromise: "Then what do you want to raise?"

Fa Xiao calmed down, thought for a while, and took out his mobile phone: "I watched a video recently, it was cute, you know the guinea pig, the scientific name is guinea pig, don't tell me you are afraid of mice" pointed to Lin Ziyu: "Long Like this."

Lin Ziyu looked at the picture on the mobile phone, it was a naive little guinea pig, white, with only a little yellow hair on the eyes, and the appearance of eating grass in a daze even attracted him.

So under Fa Xiao's pleading eyes, he agreed, and immediately bought one from the online store.

There is also a cute white guinea pig on the cover of the online store.The attitude of the store is also very good, saying that you can ask him any questions when raising guinea pigs, and promises to deliver the goods on the same day.

When asked what gender he wanted, Lin Ziyu thought for a long time, and finally asked for a male.

Fa Xiao saw the chat records and said what was in his heart: "I have never touched a girl's hand since I was a child, and now even the pet is a male. You don't like boys, do you?"

Lin Ziyu looked coldly at the way Faxiao hugged him tightly, thinking over and over in his heart what he had done to have such a bad friend, and he didn't forget to threaten: "I'm going to return the product."

"No, no, you are a straight man, there is no doubt that you are a straight man." Fa Xiao anxiously snatched his phone, afraid that he would really return the product.

He didn't want to tell Fa Xiao, in fact, he was looking forward to it.

Three days later, he was sleeping soundly, when he heard his phone ringing, he subconsciously picked it up: "Hello."

"Hello, are you a straight man, sir? I have a courier for you. Is there anyone at home?"

... Lin Ziyu rubbed his sleep-disturbed hair, and it took him a long time to figure it out. It must be the n1th time that Faxiao changed his certain treasure's name, and he will beat him to death first when we meet next time.

Twenty minutes later, Lin Ziyu got the long-awaited pet that he and Faxiao had been waiting for.

Originally, I wanted to tear the courier with my bare hands as usual, but I was afraid of scaring the little things. After thinking about it, I finally took a pair of scissors and gently tore down the courier.Lin Ziyu swears that this is the most gentle time in his life to unpack the express delivery.

The moment he opened it, he seemed to see the cracks on the paralyzed smile he was trying to express kindly, and the word "good and ugly" lingered in his mind lingering in the enlarged, bold and highlighted words!

What about the legendary cute little white guinea pig?Who can tell him what this black and yellow ball-shaped reptile with only a white tuft of hair on its nose is?

He turned around, rummaged through the messy bed for a long time before he found his phone, found customer service, and quickly typed a line: customer service, my pig is so ugly!

"Hi dear, pigs are randomly distributed." So you are unlucky.

"Can I return it?"

"Darling, pigs are healthy and cannot be returned." Just keep them honestly.

"Ok."

"My dear, please take good care of your piggy, maybe it will bring you surprises."

"……it is good."

It's not easy for the store owner, even though he's a little ugly, he can still make do with it, Lin Ziyu decided not to cause trouble for the store owner after thinking about it.

He took out the cage that came with the guinea pig, food and grass nest.

After tidying up the guinea pig's nest, he moved a small bench and silently looked at the dumpling. It was a dumpling stuffed with black sesame seeds.I can vaguely see my own shadow in its small eyes, which are not as big as soybeans.The nose and mouth are pink and tender, and if you look closely, they are ugly and cute, very cute.

Thinking about it this way, it may be possible to raise it carefully.

But within a day he regretted it.Who can tell him why Zhima is so capable and extremely sharp?

That's right, he named it Sesame. The black fluff all over the body makes it look like a dumpling stuffed with black sesame. It's delicious just thinking about it.

As a good young man who tried to go to bed early and get up early in order to take better care of Zhima, he heard Zhima’s heart-piercing cry just 3 minutes after forcing himself to fall asleep, and struggled to get out of the embrace of the bed. He finally stood up up.

Patiently, he grabbed a pile of food mixed with grass and rat food for it, watched it gnaw for a while, and then climbed back to bed and fell asleep.

In the middle of the night, when he was woken up by Zhima for the third time, he carefully considered the possibility of buying earplugs.

If you ask Lin Ziyu what he hates the most, he will definitely answer you without hesitation, it must be guinea pigs, reminders and postings.

Let's congratulate Zhima, it has successfully climbed to the first place in Lin Ziyu's hated list in the first day of its arrival, applaud.

The author has something to say:

The new book has started, Sahua O(∩_∩)O~~ The new book has [-] characters, and it will be updated slowly in the future. The author is publishing an article in Jinjiang for the first time. I hope everyone can support it, O(∩_∩)O Thank you