After raising guinea pigs, I found out that I am not a human being

Lin Ziyu is a successful writer, so he can easily accept the fact that sesame seeds become good, but this does not mean that he can treat it like an ordinary guinea pig.

A certain guinea pig in the cage, which was no bigger than a palm, raised its head high and ordered him: "Little fish, I want to eat an apple!"

Lin Ziyu put down the matter at hand, his face was paralyzed, and he imagined his dissatisfaction frowning in his mind, and said: "Don't call me that, don't learn from him, there is nothing good to learn."

Fa Xiao always calls him Xiaoyu Xiaoyu, and his appearance with this nickname will only make people uncomfortable, but Fa Xiao refuses to change no matter what, even calling him that with Sesame.

Zhima didn't pay attention to his words at all: "I will tell him that you speak ill of him, unless you bribe me with an apple."

Lin Ziyu was fearless: "Tell me."

"you!"

Since he knew he could talk, Zhima has no more scruples, and because he said he can show his true self to him, so it follows the nature of a mouse that hides by day and comes out at night during the day, and can say a few words less, At night, it's just a chatterbox.

It is worth mentioning that Fa Xiao didn't even know that Sesame could talk.According to Zhima's explanation, it doesn't believe that Faxiao is a strict-mouthed person.

Regarding this, Lin Ziyu just wanted to say, even guinea pigs know that they are not strict with their hair, what did he do to expose it?

As if knowing what he was thinking, Zhima returned: "When you were sleeping last time, he secretly told me that you were still wetting the bed when you were six years old."

Since you dare to expose his background, then don't blame him for being rude, and make up your wicked smile, he said: "Then he must not have told you that the last time he wet the bed was when he was eight years old."

"Huh~ disgusting."

Lin Ziyu suddenly felt something was wrong: "So why did he tell you about bedwetting? Could it be..."

"I peed on this thing." Sesame stretched out her short claws and patted the towel on it.

Now that you have become a guinea pig, you have to adapt to the life of a guinea pig.Although Zhima is still unwilling to solve physical problems in front of him, it still needs to solve it secretly.

Lin Ziyu, who made up his angry expression, said: "...Throw it away."

"Well, I think so too. Throw it away and give me another one." Xiao Zhizhi raised her two front paws and left her two back paws to support her body. She felt that her posture was very domineering. If she had a tail, she would definitely be able to reach it. go to heaven.

Lin Ziyu, who was full of energy and smiling, stretched out his sinful hand to Zhima: "I'm talking about you."

Zhima jumped up and down in the cage: "...No! Don't touch me! Ahhh!"

Lin Ziyu, who was too scared to make up his mind, hurriedly took out his mobile phone.

"Customer service, my pig bit me, what should I do?"

"My dear, it's okay, just give me a good beating."

"..." Life is at stake. What are you talking about? Lin Ziyu finally thought about making up for his angry expression, hum.

"Honey, I'm joking, you can't beat it, just wash the bitten place with clean water, our pigs are all vaccinated."

What should I do if I meet a customer service who thinks he is very humorous? Wait online, it is very urgent.

After washing his hands, he picked up the towel and was about to wipe it off, when he remembered the sad towel that was peed on.

There were no extra towels in the house, so he had no choice but to wash the towel out, and while washing, he thought that he must let Fa Xiao buy some towels next time.

Lin Ziyu, who had finally cleaned up and wanted to go back to the house to play games, glanced habitually when he passed the mouse cage, and found that there was no towel to cover it, and the whole grass nest was exposed in front of Zhima.

Now Sesame’s food bowl is still rat food, so Sesame has gnawed the grass nest full of holes, it’s not going to go on like this, he stopped it aloud: “Don’t eat that, you have to eat rat food.”

Sesame protested: "I won't eat it."

Lin Ziyu remembered what Zhima had said when he was half asleep and half awake, and couldn't help asking: "Is it really that bad?"

Sesame nodded heavily, but felt that it was not enough, and added: "It's very, very unpalatable."

He thought for a long time, but there was no good way to force Sesame to eat rat food, so he chose a bad strategy: "There are many beneficial things in rat food, you will die if you don't eat it."

He threatened a small guinea pig, but he himself felt no shame.

Sesame got angry: "If I die, I will die. I wish I could die sooner. Even if I die, I will not eat this food."

Lin Ziyu was startled, what do you mean wishing to die early?He was a little aggrieved, so he asked directly: "You don't want to live anymore? I have treated you so well, yet you said you would die early!"

Sesame has reached a certain level of debauchery, and tried so hard to roll her little black bean's eyes up, trying to look like she was rolling her eyes: "You are so good to me?"

Thinking of the towels he just washed for it, Lin Ziyu felt a little sad: "Am I not good enough for you? You little white-eyed wolf."

Sesame looked at him: "You haven't treated me as well as my previous two masters!"

Lin Ziyu looked at his small reflection in Zhima's small eyes, and said the words that hurt the other party without going through the brain: "Then they are so good to you, why don't you want them?"

He immediately realized that he had gone too far, because the little thing's body suddenly trembled, and he could feel that Zhima was very sad now.

Another very oppressive silence.

After a while, Zhima finally spoke: "My first owner was hit by a car and died a week after receiving me. The second family didn't like me, so they forced him to return me. But I didn't do anything. Ah, why don't you like me?" Zhima suddenly turned around, and asked with round bean eyes: "Are you planning to give me back too? Do you... hate me too."

Lin Ziyu's heart suddenly twitched, and he found a good reason for himself: Fa Xiao likes sesame seeds very much.

Then it seems to be okay to keep it, but...

He wants to stick to the unscrupulous appearance of sesame seeds, even if this is its truest appearance, the bad part is to correct it: "I don't hate you, but if you don't eat rat food and only eat grass, I will be very distressed. If you eat rat food, I'll keep you, just one bite."

In fact, it was just revenge in disguise, but Lin Ziyu would not admit it.

"Can you change the conditions?"

"No."

He was happy to see Zhima gnawing down a bit of rat food with his small front teeth in despair, and then rolling his little tongue into his mouth as if death was at home.Then he went to the porch and opened the door.

"Where are you going?"

"Go get the necklace."

Zhima looked at the closed door, thinking in a daze, this is his last chance, and he hoped not to trust others.

But looking at the face that looked like a general, I felt a sense of security in my heart. I hope that I can die with him.

Lin Ziyu didn't know what Zhima was thinking. At this moment, he was standing in front of the next door with a troubled expression on his face.