stole a little zombie

Only after Tang Xiaoxiao got into the water did Bei Haoran realize that he had made a big mistake.All right, why do you want to swim?Absent-mindedness and indeterminate will are indeed the great enemies of life!

The situation at the time was like this.

The aunt first invited everyone to eat watermelon, and then brought out plums and loquats. The fruit has not been eaten yet, and the salty and fragrant peanuts are ready again... Everyone felt bloated after eating, but Zhuang Yijing was extremely embarrassed. He and Bei Haoran whispered: "Let's get into the water as soon as possible, I'm afraid that the aunt will bring things out later, that's not the reason."

Bei Haoran stood up and said, the youngest son with the third lowest grade——Zhao De, immediately took off his clothes, like a black loach, screaming and jumping into the river.Tang Da held two handfuls of peanuts and followed behind, giggling, and tentatively got into the water.

Zhuang Yijing sat on the side and said softly to the host: "Uncle Zhao, do you have a fishing rod? I'll go fishing under the shade of the tree..."

Old Zhao turned around and went to get her the fishing rod.

Only Tang Xiaoxiao patted the debris on his body, stood up and stretched.

Bei Haoran suddenly remembered that he was afraid of the cold in winter, and asked with concern: "You don't know how to go into the water?" After looking at the girl's dysmenorrhea, she decided to give Tang Xiaosnack some blood-enriching things after returning home.

Just when he was distracted, Tang Xiaoxiao snorted, lifted the short sleeve from his navel, and took it off.

Bei Haoran: "..."

For a moment, he felt himself being dazzled by the sun in the sky.Faint, golden, and silver light burst out from the opponent's body, making Tang Xiaoxiao dazzling like a real person (it wasn't originally), and the golden hair was blown fluffy and soft by the river wind, he squinted his eyes, pulled With bangs open, her beautiful jawline turned towards her, her movements were elegant and full of inexplicable temptation.

Bei Haoran couldn't think at all, stared blankly at the person in front of him, and the whole time and space fell into slow motion.

"Why don't I go into the water?" Tang Xiaoxiao said disgustedly, "I'm not a woman! Are you still afraid of being seen?"

As he spoke, he casually took off his cropped trousers.The underpants bulged into a small bag, and the Pikachu pattern on the fabric was accumulating claws to charge Bei Haoran to generate electricity...

It seems that the underwear was chosen for him by himself?Bei Haoran thought in a trance that he had already lost his ability to speak.

Tang Xiaoxiao snorted again, started running with two bare long legs, followed Zhao De's example, and fell into the water.

That bang also smashed into Bei Haoran's heart.

I thought about it all night yesterday, and suddenly I was overwhelmed by the reaction just now, Bei Haoran was dying, no no no no!Maybe it's not because of that reason that I was in a daze, but because——I'm a dog?right!Yan Gou has no brains, of course he will be in a daze when he sees a beauty!

I am Yangou!I am a faceless dog!Whoever is beautiful, I kneel down, licking the screen to be flattered, without any psychological burden.Bei Haoran hypnotized himself like this.

Zhuang Yijing took the fishing rod and shook it in front of him: "What are you doing?"

Bei Haoran, who was sitting upright, slowly came back to his senses, and asked her: "Do you think... Tang Xiaoxiao... just looked a little better?" Seeing Zhuang Yijing frowning, he quickly explained, "No, what I mean is, Tang Xiaoxiao... The little girl is already pretty, but just now, she seems to be a little bit prettier than usual... I was discussing comparatives with you, not talking about me..."

"Just now?" Zhuang Yijing frowned even tighter, "What do you look good on? A body of ribs...it doesn't look any better than wearing clothes. Just now Uncle Zhao asked me if Tang Xiaoxiao was malnourished..."

Bei Haoran: "..."

This is impossible!He thought he had seen the sun god Apollo!What happened to Zhuang Yijing?Are you blind?Poor Bei Haoran, he selectively forgot the old saying "beauty is in the eye of the beholder".

Seeing the three "ducks" flopping about in the water, Bei Haoran didn't dare to go into the water, he was afraid... If the body's reaction was not controlled by willpower, it would be a big embarrassment.In order not to lose face, he simply took out the sketchbook in his backpack and sat with Zhuang Yijing to sketch.

Design inspiration comes from seeing beauty.

After the baptism of undressing just now, Bei Haoran's youthful youthful passion turned into a surging desire to create, brushing with the tip of his pen, he scanned several jewelry design drawings.While drawing, he showed it to Zhuang Yijing.Discuss with her the technical feasibility and market acceptance.

Although Zhuang Yijing said a few points to save face, she was extremely depressed in her heart. It's summer vacation, can the boss stop talking about work?

The wind was blowing gently, and the cicadas were singing loudly. Because of the discussion, the heads of the two seemed to be together from a distance.Tang Xiaoxiao, who jumped up and floated up again, wiped the river water from his face, and looked over there expressionlessly.

Zhao De, a black loach dog, came over and looked at Tang Xiaoxiao enviously: "You white people are really white, you can't get tan even in the sun, unlike me..."

Tang Da nodded aside: "It's really not like you."

Zhao De: "..."

Forget it, let's change the subject.He pushed a wave of water with his hand, and asked Tang Xiaoxiao: "Is the guy sitting with Zhuang Yijing her boyfriend?"

Tang Xiaoxiao pursed her lips and did not speak, and jumped into the water again.

Tang Dada was splashed into his eyes by the kicked water, rubbed it uncomfortably, and said to Zhao De while stepping on the water, "Do you think so?"

"I think so!" Zhao De thought about it, "Zhuang Yijing and I were classmates. We went to elementary school and junior high school together, and we separated when she was admitted to high school in the city. In our class, she hardly had any contact with boys. I’ve talked before, but I don’t have any girl friends. It’s the first time I’ve seen her talk so close to a boy. It’s nothing to others, but to her, it’s definitely in love.” Zhao De sighed again, “At the beginning We all thought that she would become a nun, but who would have expected that I would see her fall in love one day? This is my lifetime..."

"Bah!" Tang Xiaoxiao came out and poured water on his face, "She's not!"

Tang Da looked up at the sky, thinking that his father was right, the younger brother liked Miss Zhuang, no, he was jealous.

"Grandpa Zhuang asked Bei Haoran, and Bei Haoran said that he didn't like Zhuang Yijing, and they were not boyfriend and girlfriend!" Tang Xiaoxiao explained seriously.

Zhao De stroked back and forth: "Maybe he is afraid that his grandpa will beat the mandarin duck with a stick and lie? Let me tell you, everyone here knows that you should not provoke Immortal Zhuang if you mess with anyone. If you mess with someone who is difficult, you will hit him at most." One fight, it's amazing to kill and go to jail. But if you offend Zhuang Shenxian, you can't escape as a ghost! Zhuang Yijing hasn't graduated from college yet, she might..."

"I didn't lie!" This time, Tang Dada spoke the truth. He interrupted Zhao De, "The old man used tricks to ask, to ensure the truth. Bei Haoran not only doesn't like Zhuang Yijing, he also likes other people! Brother, tell me, Bei Haoran Who will Haoran like?"

Tang Xiaoxiao floated up and down in the water, with a dull expression on his face: "I don't know either."

"Then I don't believe it." The expression on Tang Da's face was full of suspicion, "You stay with him every day and sleep in the same bed, how could you not know?"

"I didn't! I didn't sleep in the same bed with him yesterday! He won't let me!" In Tang Xiaoxiao's voice, there was a trace of grievance that he didn't realize.

Observer Zhao De: "..."

A bed? !One bed for two men! ?Zhuang Yijing really didn't leave the group!He quietly moved away from Tang Xiaoxiao, and suddenly felt that the other party was a little gay.

"Think about it, think about it again?" Tang Dada's curiosity came from nowhere, "Would he have a crush on a female classmate in class? There must be some clues."

"If you want to know so much, you can ask yourself!" Tang Xiaoxiao said a little unhappy, "I'm not curious."

Actually, I'm dying of curiosity.

Tang Dada bowed his head and thought for a while, before deciding to take on this task.Under the watchful eyes of his younger brother and new friends, he breaststroked over, squatted in the water and asked Bei Haoran directly: "Bei Haoran, I want to ask you a question, who do you really like?"

Bei Haoran was stunned and said, "Why do you suddenly care about this?"

"Oh, we just talked about you, curious." Tang Da pointed to the distance, and said very calmly.

Bei Haoran's complicated eyes turned around from a distance, and fell on Tang Dada's silly face: "Xiaoxiao asked you to ask?"

"No! I'm just curious, they don't want to know." Tang Dada sincerely denied.

Bei Haoran was a little disappointed, and waved his hand: "Then get out of here."

"Why are you like this? Just ask if you have any questions, didn't you teach me?" Tang Dada not only didn't roll away, but swam two steps closer, "Besides, liking someone is not a scandal. Who do you like? Don't lie, lie Can't get a wife. You know I'm effective with my words."

Bei Haoran blushed and was angry.

He glanced around, raked his hands quickly, and a few lumps of soil flew out of his hands: "Fuck! I want you to meddle in my own business! Can't you let me lie? I'll fuck you, I won't!" Just answer the head office! Fuck! Get out! Get out! Get out!"

Tang Da rolled away in disgrace.

Zhuang Yijing watched a farce, but didn't respond.Zhao De smiled directly and bent over, accidentally choking on two mouthfuls of water.

Tang Xiaoxiao's face was full of meaning: "Is that what you asked?"

Tang Da: "...otherwise?"

As expected, the stubborn brother was unreliable, Tang Xiaoxiao couldn't help but blame himself, did he bully him too much when he was a child, so that he became such a temper?It seems that it is impossible to instigate Tang Da to ask.What else can I do?

Tang Xiaoxiao thought about it seriously, and had a flash of inspiration, thinking...maybe...maybe...he went to Zhuang Shenxian to learn that little spell?Can it be okay?

I don't know if the other party will agree?If I had known earlier, I would have been more respectful to him.

Tang Xiaoxiao came up with the idea of ​​learning art here, and his mind was full of asking others.But I never thought that after finishing my studies, I might as well ask myself, why do I want to know who Bei Haoran likes?

What are you curious about?afraid of what?Or, what are you looking forward to...

The author has something to say:

Zhuang Yijing: Are you crazy?Why should I be misunderstood and ambiguous by this, and be ambiguous by that in Danmei Wen, an innocent big girl?

Author: Sorry, the funds are limited, so I can't afford to hire another female supporting role.