Dear, two plus is my number

Muziyu is a student who has just been admitted to University A this year. He lived in City A for a while when he was a child, and later moved to the city because of his parents' job transfer. At that time, the young Xiaoziyu left this city with his shattered glass heart. Sadly, now he is finally back, making a comeback with the determination to kill someone, Muziyu who doesn't explode is not a good Muzi.

After four classes in the morning, Muziyu and his childhood playmate Ji Xun came out of the teaching building. Ji Xun looked so worried that he couldn't help asking: "Xunzi, are you swollen?"

Ji Xun looked at him with Tuzki's expression on his face: "Don't ask me like Erkang, why are you swollen?"

"...Okay, what are you doing?" Ji Xun sighed: "I accidentally tore Bai Lian's underwear yesterday..."

panties! !Three black lines slid down from his forehead, Mu Ziyu's mouth twitched, and Nima is in underwear again. How destined is Lao Tzu and underwear: "What did you break, chrysanthemum?"

"Bah, how could you dare to be more obscene."

"==That's right, the place where the chrysanthemum is broken is also the one that broke you."

"..." Ji Xun was already desperate for Muziyu, he could say the most obscene words expressionlessly with a handsome and well-behaved face, at this time he had to calm down: "I'm going to buy him a new one, I haven't I bought underwear for him, what do you think should be used to choose it?"

Muziyu replied officially: "Height, body shape, buttocks, crotch circumference. "

"I'll go, do you dare to be more general and serious."

Be serious == Can we be serious and stop talking about underwear on campus, Mu Ziyu complained, thought for a while and said: "...then let's say the size and length, you know the size better than me."

After being silent for a while, Ji Xun sent two words to Muziyu: "Fuck."