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Host Hua Xiaobai: We are neighbors across the door, and the relationship between the two families is very good. When I was young, he would give me delicious snacks.However, all this changed after going to school!Zhuma's grades have always been better than mine, and he was among the top in the class, so my family began to dislike me. Although he still gave me snacks, it was my mother who gave him my portion!In the end, even the people I like like him!

Therefore, under the shining halo of all kinds of disgust and bamboo horses, the landlord endured the humiliation and surviving, and finally ushered in the opportunity for revenge. The bamboo horse showed his original shape due to his atavism!

Zhuma has entered the period of atavism, and now my parents arrange for me to live with him so that I can take care of him nearby. How should I create a black history for him, online, etc., it is not urgent.Please provide golden ideas, the landlord must be grateful.

1th Floor:

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2th Floor:

Three Meow Meow: What’s wrong with the advertiser, this kind of obvious deceptive advertisement is also posted.Where did the administrator go? !

3th Floor:

Raise your paw: Raise your paw +1, strongly urge the administrator to pay attention to this issue

4th Floor:

I’m really meow: It’s a crooked building, it’s a crooked building, please pay attention to the poor landlord

5th Floor:

Fish tofu is so delicious: I really don’t know how to do this, come downstairs【吧手.JPG】

6th Floor:

Ambassador to the Dog Country: As a cat person with long-term experience in eating dog food, this must be an alternative show of affection from the host!

7th Floor:

The landlord Hua Xiaobai replied to the master in the dog country: It is definitely not QAQ asking for help*

8th Floor:

Three Meow Meow: Since the host has said so, I will reluctantly trust the host for the time being, please contact me in private, I will teach you a special method! ! ! [Give it to you carefully.JPG] Please believe me, it is absolutely true and effective! ! !

9th Floor:

Administrator 0001: Users are requested to be vigilant, and do not trust strangers at will! ! !

10th Floor:

Three Meow Meow Meow: Meow, what's up with the administrator upstairs, don't be a fake account to deceive people, right? 233 advertisements are not dealt with

11th Floor:

Admin 0001: The complaint has been accepted and will be dealt with immediately

12th Floor:

Eat Melon Passerby: I don’t really understand why the landlord must mess with the bamboo horse, just like I don’t understand why San Miao Miao Miao must mess with the administrator

13th Floor:

Three Meow Meow Meow: Upstairs dog legs, despise it, remove the cat person registration [middle finger.JPG]

14th Floor:

Eat melon passers-by: Hehe

15th Floor:

Ambassador to the Dog Country: The immigration policy of the Dog Country is relatively loose, welcome to apply

16th Floor:

I'm really meow: Is immigration so easy now?By the way, I would like to ask which season is better to go to Dog Country?

18th Floor:

Raise your paws: According to my experience, spring and autumn are the best!By the way, recommend the famous scenic spot Dog Bite Lu Dongbin Sculpture upstairs!

19th Floor:

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20th Floor:

Ambassador to the Dog Country: The upstairs is right

21th Floor:

Ambassador to the Dog Country: No, it’s upstairs and upstairs

22th Floor:

Eat melon passers-by: I just look at the posts and don’t talk

23th Floor:

Host Hua Xiaobai: Can you please pay attention to my question first? QAQ Don’t go wrong QAQ

24th Floor:

Raised paw: This question... Why don't you describe it in detail?Only the right medicine will work.

25th Floor:

Host Hua Xiaobai: Okay, thank you for the paw QAQ The bamboo horse is now transformed into a cat right next to me, I dare not wake him up.I found that he was very obedient after he became a cat. He followed me wherever I went, and he especially liked to nest with me.I want to tease him when he is very good, nothing else, he bullied me so many times before, I just want a little revenge

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Three Meow Meow Meow: I can understand the mood of the landlord!Sometimes I really want to tease my roommate too!I have said that I have experience @administrator0001【Slightly slightly.JPG】

27th Floor:

The landlord Hua Xiaobai replied three meow meow meow: Really? QAQ please advise

28th Floor:

San Meow Meow Meow: This is easy to handle, just hang him with whatever he likes (￣▽￣) couldn’t be easier

29th Floor:

The landlord Hua Xiaobai replied three meow meow: OK, thank you QAQ, I will try it now

30th Floor:

Admin 0001: Hehe

31th Floor:

Eat melon passerby: I always have a bad feeling

32th Floor:

Uncle Water Seller: Frozen drinks, peanut beer, and iced watermelon are sold in the front row

33th Floor:

Buying Water: The boss brought me a bottle of super pure mineral water, and there is no watermelon now

34th Floor:

The fish tofu is so delicious: wait for the host [beautiful.JPG]

35th Floor:

Raise your paw: wait for the landlord

36th Floor:

The host Hua Xiaobai: The host is back, thank you San Miao Miao Miao for the advice [Be careful for you.JPG] The host is very happy and cheerful now!The host searched for several snacks that bamboo horses like to eat, and then shook them in front of him, and took them away when he jumped up!It's such a joy to watch him goofy!

37th Floor:

Eat melon passerby: I still have an ominous premonition

38th Floor:

Host Hua Xiaobai: Let the host continue, don’t think the host is long-winded!The landlord’s family owns a private cake shop. The landlord and Zhuma usually like to eat cakes made at home, but they are not allowed to eat more at home. Every time my father brings cakes home, he will ask me to send a copy to Zhuma.However, today, my father brought a lot of pastries, and each one was the same, the host was so excited!Then the landlord swallowed all the pastries by himself, hahaha

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Uncle Water Seller: ...

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Buy water Uncle: ………

41th Floor:

Melon Eater: ……………

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San Meow Meow Meow: That's right, that's it!Let me tell you, I am a software developer, and my roommate is a doctor. Both of us are busy day and night.However, as long as I am free, I will go to the hospital to see my roommate, treat him to a lunch box or send him dirty cake or something [bad smile.JPG]

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The landlord Hua Xiaobai replied three meow meow: Yes!super happy!Bamboo horse woke up, I want to continue!What would you like to play today [bad smile.JPG]

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I'm really meow: I feel like the two upstairs are speechless, no, I'll retreat first, let's go to the warriors downstairs

45th Floor:

Ambassador to the Dog Country: If you are not afraid of death, I would like to ask the host, what do you plan to do during the estrus period after the bamboo horse returns to its ancestors?

46th Floor:

The landlord Hua Xiaobai replied to the ambassador to the dog country: What should I do?There is nothing to be afraid of in a mere estrus period!Let's fight!

47th Floor:

Admin 0001: It is recommended that the landlord prepare as soon as possible

48th Floor:

Uncle Water Seller: The administrator is right

49th Floor:

Buy Water Uncle: The administrator is right

50th Floor:

Three Meow Meow Meow: Upstairs and dog legs upstairs, despise it, expel cat registration [middle finger.JPG]

51th Floor:

Admin 0001: Hehe

52th Floor:

Chigua Luren: Ah, here we come again, it’s this kind of premonition

53th Floor:

Raise your paw: feel the same, sympathize with the landlord, please don’t set up flags randomly

54th Floor:

Raise your paw: Fuck!I caught it, the upstairs is a black hotel, I often pretend to be my ID to deceive cat people to travel to the country of dogs, but in fact they go there to catch free labor, everyone be careful! ! !

54th Floor:

Raised paw: nonsense!When did I post this thing!

55th Floor:

Ambassador to Dog Country: Warm reminder, you must choose a regular travel agency when you go to Dog Country, and who did I return to before?

56th Floor:

Raise your paw: Nonsense, when did I deceive someone, let me tell you those two IDs similar to mine, cat people must be honest

57th Floor:

Raise your paw: the upstairs is the liar, don't be fooled!

58th Floor:

Raise your paws: Upstairs and Upstairs are all liars, please ban the account by the administrator!

59th Floor:

I'm really Meow: Meow dumbfounded

60th Floor:

Fish tofu is so delicious: it’s so good, I misread it just now, I thought it was a sudden schizophrenia

61th Floor:

Administrator 0001: The report is accepted and is already being verified.

62th Floor:

San Miao Miao Miao: I'll go, I'll leave for a while, this building is crooked, what about the landlord, come and straighten it

63th Floor:

Chigua Luren: I have already started to stage an annual drama of love and hatred in my mind

64th Floor:

Host Hua Xiaobai: What a fleeting time!Not only is the post crooked, but the owner's bamboo horse is also crooked!He is very smart now, no matter how you play with him, it is useless. He always pretends to be uninterested at the beginning, and then jumps up and quickly grabs the things away when I give up. Do you have any other good methods?Very soon, the atavism period of bamboo horses seems to be coming to an end, wait online!

65th Floor:

I’m really meow: The host’s bamboo horse is going to be in heat soon yoyoyoyoyoyo

66th Floor:

The landlord Hua Xiaobai replied that I was really meowing: so what, the landlord wants to have a last good time!

67th Floor:

Eat melon passers-by: During the estrus period, touch your chin

68th Floor:

Uncle Buying Water: During the estrus period, I am in deep thought

69th Floor:

Uncle Water Seller: Friendly reminder, why don’t you ask your parents why they arranged for you to take care of the bamboo horse

70th Floor:

The landlord Hua Xiaobai replied to Uncle Water Seller: What the hell, you are, of course I look reliable and Wei An is very reassuring

71th Floor:

Ambassador to the Dog Country: Suddenly I don’t know what to say. Good luck to the host

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Raise your paw: ah ha ha ha, sure enough, I am the one who has no problem, the other two have been banned, they are actually spies!a ha ha ha!I almost forgot, I came to follow the trend and wish the landlord happiness

73th Floor:

Raise your paw: I have not been banned, thank you, I was just diving before, and I wish the host happiness

74th Floor:

Raise your paws: Upstairs and upstairs, let me tell you that you will be jailed for slandering people at will, do you know that I am innocent!

75th Floor:

Two Meow: Ahaha I'm back with Three Meow!Spicy chicken administrator, I can't find the reason for this, spicy chicken!

76th Floor:

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78th Floor:

Administrator 0001: The reason has been revealed. The user raised his paw and said the keyword "Chunqiu". 【Smile.JPG】

79th Floor:

Fish tofu is so delicious: Am I the only one still caring about the host_(:з」∠)_

80th Floor:

I'm really meow: +1 Don't worry upstairs, you are not fighting alone!

81th Floor:

Fish tofu is so delicious: Call the host with deep affection, please come out quickly, believe that there is true love in the world, and there is true love in the world, share your story with us, and gain a lot of experience

82th Floor:

Ambassador to the Dog Country: Please don’t say anything halfway, please tell us if the bamboo horse’s estrus period has arrived [doge]

83th Floor:

Raise your paw: Raise your paw, the host has been missing for a long time

84th Floor:

Raise your paw: Come on, the landlord!

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Raise your paw: I just can't figure it out, why I'm being pressed down by you every time, it's really inexplicable, please call the host by the way

86th Floor:

Eat melon passers-by: Finally, the building is not crooked, but the owner is missing

87th Floor:

Uncle Water Seller: Wait for the owner to update, the front row sells frozen drinks, peanut beer, and iced watermelon

88th Floor:

Uncle Water Seller: I’m sorry I’m used to copying and pasting, so I’ll change it again—frozen drinks and peanut beer are sold in the front row

89th Floor:

Buying water Abor: I still have super pure mineral water, waiting for the landlord

90th Floor:

San Meow Meow Meow: Why didn’t the host come here? Did he really want a eunuch? QAQ Don’t be like this

91th Floor:

Admin 0001: Why are you still posting here, go to sleep now!

92th Floor:

San Meow Meow Meow: I don’t want to sleep with you if you refuse me, go away

93th Floor:

Admin 0001: Hehe

94th Floor:

San Meow Meow Meow: It will be amazing!I! @#$%

95th Floor:

Administrator 0001: I have sent a text message to the landlord, please continue to pay attention

96th Floor:

I'm really Meow: Am I the only one who wants to care about the relationship between San Meow and the administrator?

97th Floor:

Eat melon passerby: I have made up a love-hate love-hate drama (*/＼*)

98th Floor:

The host Hua Xiaobai: The host finally came back after going through a lot of hardships QAQ Why is the estrus period so terrible but no one told the host that 5555 has recovered now, and I will go to get a marriage certificate with the host soon

99th Floor:

Ambassador to the Dog Country: Let me just say this is a show of affection (ノ=Д=)ノ┻━┻

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Admin 0001: End of this post ^_^