I heard that you are the number one assassin in Tiandu

On the Internet and in forums, you can go unimpeded by wearing a vest, bragging, talking nonsense, and no one cares about what is true or false, especially this website is obviously not under the control of the domestic network supervision bureau, so many people are in the picture The body explodes... Photos of sensitive parts, and there are many people who use such photos as avatars and signature files.

Checking the IP can at most find out the city and area. If you want to accurately locate someone, I am afraid that only the police have that ability, and the police will definitely not come to your door just because someone leaked a photo of yourself.

For a moment, Min Qiu really wanted to put a ruler beside him, take a picture and put it up to show the facts and make sense, but his rationality is not enough to be wiped out by someone's words.

He took a deep breath, and simply said "psychologically dark" to the end: "Have you taken safety measures when you have sex with strangers? According to the description of the host, the bar seems to be chaotic, and you are not afraid of getting sick? My reply is all quoted from No. If you have any questions, you can go to the library to find a book and read it."

He didn't bother to argue any more, and closed the webpage after speaking—I really don't understand how it's worth showing off like this kind of relationship with a stranger who can't even be said to have met once.

He clicked on several other posts about his "encounter", and the following were full of envious voices: "When I hear 'brother-in-law', I feel so exciting", "There are many contacts between relatives hahahaha", "The landlord has such a leader. Great", "The landlord is lucky", "Wouldn't it be possible to be in the office often in the future?".

Min Qiu: "..."

It would be fine if one or two values ​​collapsed, but everyone has such an accent, Min Qiu couldn't help wondering: Could it be that he is the outlier?

He clicked on a "Find Friends" post: "175,60, 18, [-], M finds the master, anywhere is fine, take the college entrance examination immediately, and apply for your school!"

Another "friend search" post: "172, 65, 30, I think it's well maintained, currently located in coastal N city, with a monthly salary of [-], find a regular handsome man with a good health device, and I will give you pocket money every month Money, intend to add friends."

"Arrive in Q City on X, X, friends, let's make an appointment for a party!"

...Where is this Gulian tea house?It’s better to call Gelian Chuguan!

Joaquin only messes with this kind of forum?What is he here to see?Is it okay to watch these things all day?Haven't been led astray by them yet?

It was too late and then too soon, Min Qiu immediately dug out the router manual from the bottom of the cupboard, set up the anti-addiction system step by step, set his computer and mobile phone as "parental equipment", set Huajin's computer and mobile phone Classified as "Children's Devices", and then added the URL of this website to the "Bad Websites" list, all without anyone noticing.

Watch Xiaohuangwang?I let you watch again!

After locking the anti-addiction, he was still full of hatred, and switched back to the game angrily. Seeing that his account was kneeling face down on the ground in the melee, he immediately went back to the city and cracked a skill rune to wash the small fan. Become level five, sharpen your knife, carry a backpack of buff medicines, and drive the snow unicorn chariot that turns the ground into ice ruts to the battlefield with a murderous spirit!

When I arrived at the map again, I saw that everyone was gone.

Min Qiu: "..."

He put on the earphones, and his ears were instantly filled with the roar of the spirit sword: "What's the point of beating like this? Fuck it all, go to the guards! Get all the experience, gather at [-] o'clock tomorrow night, and never die with the trial!"

It's time to eat the food again... Fortunately, this meal was rewarded by his elder brother, so it's not so hard to swallow.

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Big brother, do you want to be a guard?

[Private Chat] Yuan Mingyang: Let's go.

The two brothers got together, and Min Qiu casually asked, "Brother, where is your pharmacist?"

Min Yang: "Take care of yourself."

The appeal of the three words "Yuan Ming Yang" is extraordinary. When Min Yang asked casually in the family, the group was full of people in an instant, and the pharmacist who joined the team was not a baby kisser.

This pharmacist was wearing a XingXiu suit, and he was taking a violent drug route that focused on control and damage. After looking at the team members, he asked with little confidence: "A pharmacist, can it do it? I have never played a single pharmacist that is difficult to accelerate."

Min Qiu has been defending with Ruanruan, except for the one time when she dropped the line, he has never encountered a situation where his life was threatened. He blurted out and replied: "No problem, we have been swiped by a single pharmacist."

As soon as the defensive battle started, Min Qiu stood in the middle, ready to start pressing the skill button of the small fan.Seeing a flash of white light, Min Yang rushed out the moment the mobs refreshed, but the holy guardian suddenly appeared on Min Qiu's body. A wave of mountain wolves knocked Yuan Mingyang to the ground.

The number one soldier in the whole server, who had just been released for a few days, knelt in the defense battle, and the scene was very embarrassing.

The pharmacist apologized repeatedly: "Ah? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, why is it a warrior pulling monsters? I thought it was a swordsman, I'm sorry."

"..." Min Qiu seemed to be able to detect dissatisfaction from his elder brother's kneeling corpse, and smoothed things over, "It's all right, I forgot to tell you..."

In the current situation, one member was cut off at the beginning, and the remaining four people would definitely not be able to complete the game, let alone a main output?In order not to waste time, the five gave up this round and re-entered.

In the second round, the pharmacist pumped up blood with all his heart, and he never stopped singing for a second. Min Qiu couldn't see how this pharmacist was worse than Baby Kiss, but he couldn't raise the whole team's blood volume no matter what. .

The stage BOSS of level 50 is refreshed, it is a monster with the head of a tiger and a human body, holding a machete with nine rings and six ears in its hand.Without Ruan Ruan to comment beside, Min Qiu has long been unable to count what kind of monster and what kind of damage it is, let alone remind others how to guard against it. The well-known pharmacist, the pharmacist who had no time to add his own blood, and the crisp-skinned warlock returned to the west together.

The experience of defending the battle is not divided equally, and the 50th level is an important watershed.After passing 50 levels, the experience reward will be doubled for every 10 levels. It is the lowest cost-effective level to be forced to quit after hitting this level.

The pharmacist was filled with guilt: "I control the flow. If you only use the medicine, you can form a light shield flow, otherwise you won't be able to increase it just by adding blood."

The warlock also blamed himself: "Sorry, the equipment is not very good, and the fight is slow. You should form a team with a higher attack."

After the two retired from the team, the assassin asked with a strange look on his face, "Are you still fighting?"

Min Yang: "Stop beating, I'm going to sleep."

Since Min Yang moved to Tiandu, Min Qiu hasn't seen him off the line for a day and a night, and the defense battle just now is also a fatigue driving.

Now even the eldest brother is offline, he is wandering around in the game, not knowing where he can go.There was a lot of excitement on the radio, but due to the extremely strict requirements of the game GM on the civilized speech of the players, everyone's scolding has gradually formed a subtle style, which is good at exposing shortcomings and turning over old scores. Those who do not understand.It's a pity that today's family channel is full of resentment about the failure of the Spirit Sword battle, which caused the few people who were usually enthusiastic about explaining to be very quiet at the moment.

Without the narration, Min Qiu couldn't tell who was exposing whom, and watched with anxiety.

An advertisement message flashed on the World Channel, and other messages were swiped in the blink of an eye, but some of the words were quite familiar, and Min Qiu curiously opened the message panel to follow its trail.

There are three kinds of familiarity. First, the ID is familiar. The person calling is the assassin who made him witness the concept of "kabing" for the first time——Whispering Weihuamei.

[World] Long-winded Weihuamei: Veteran power leveling undertakes various professional monthly tournament arenas, dominates the Shura battlefield, is proficient in all kinds of vendettas, exterminations, and blood pool battles. We can provide all the services you can think of. A certain treasure official platform Three-diamond certification, pure green manual, no plug-ins, no plug-ins, and no title risk, welcome your inquiries, and also sell the latest information on Feitian, Chitu, and Xuanyue in the whole region, and you will get it upon payment.

The second familiarity is this "veteran brand power leveling" - Lingjian has mentioned this name many times in family activities, and this person in the family has been cheated today, and that person will be tricked tomorrow. Vice Qiu's tone was as deep as the sea, so it turned out that this person was actually related to a veteran power leveling?Then he and Ruan Ruan wrote books with this person twice but were not targeted, which is really lucky.

However, it is said that their business is so "rich" that they can deceive a lot of players to spend money according to their guidance, so how can they live in such a miserable life?Want to brush Butterfly Pavilion to earn some material money?If he remembered correctly, the assassin was wearing an entry-level suit at the time, which was far from Minqiu's life. He really couldn't name him, but his equipment level was probably comparable to that of Baby Kiss.

Familiar with the third... This is not for outsiders, even if someone asks, Min Qiu will never admit this - that is the word "red rabbit".

Tonight, when he was browsing the same-sex.friends forum, there were several messages in red letters on the top floor, one of which was "Classic [Domestic Red Rabbit] 12 Collections [Moderator Enhanced]".

In order to delve into the mental journey of a young gay like Joaquin, of course, Min Qiu had to have an objective and multi-faceted understanding of the website, so he clicked on that link—it was marked "Collection", and he could read it immediately after seeing it. With a clear heart, he easily found the download method according to the prompts. When he posted those few replies, the download tool had already completed its task.

The video is not too big and the definition is not too high, but the duration is touching and the content is "rich" - the participants are filming, actors, narrators and other positions, everyone takes turns to cooperate, you sing and I come on stage, and the whole movie The film is maintained as a collection of dry goods with real materials every minute and every second.

Ordinarily, such a number of people is not such a rare lineup in the film industry, but it especially uses the original Mandarin dialogue, and the local accent is particularly obvious. In addition to the difference in the choice of words and sentences, some actors speak differently. Occasionally, there would be a sentence or two that made Min Qiu feel familiar, as if he had heard it in real life.

He didn't notice it when he didn't pay attention before, but now that he pays a little attention, he realizes that this group is so close to him.

Knowing that this "long-winded Meihuamei" might really be a liar as Lingjian said, but Min Qiu couldn't bear the drive of curiosity, and made perfect preparations to prevent fraud, tightened his psychological defense, and sent a secret chat:

[Private Chat] Autumn Burying Heaven: Red Rabbit?

After a while, the man replied:

[Private chat] Long-winded talk plum: ...

[Private chat] Long-winded talk Mei: Boss, what are you talking about...

[Private chat] Qiu Zangtian: Is the red rabbit mentioned in your advertisement the one from the "domestic red rabbit"?

[Private chat] Long-winded talk Mei: ... Boss, you are so dirty, of course the Ren family is talking about ancient missions!Molesting the benevolent family doesn't cost money, right?

This answer contains a lot of information—if someone came to ask Min Qiu the same question this afternoon, his answer would be to ask what a "red rabbit" is, and this power leveling can accurately make "dirty" And the intuitive reaction of "molesting", it can be seen that the employees of this power leveling shop... have a wide range of knowledge.

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Oh, sorry, I just played it not too long ago, so I don't know much about it.So what is the mission of the "red rabbit" you mentioned?

[Private chat] Long-winded Meihua: It is an upgrade task for pet riding. The hidden attribute of "Red Rabbit" is acceleration. Boss, you don't have to do it. Your pet has already completed the task.

[Private chat] Qiu Zangtian: Oh, that's it, thank you.

[Private chat] Long-winded Meihua: What, boss, have fun, add me as a friend!If you need any help, you can find me!The price is fair, no one cheats!Purely manual, the whole process can be broadcast live, safe and sound!

The last sentence was answered very quickly, far exceeding the typing speed of a normal person, and it looked like a copied routine answer sentence pattern.

In order to avoid being deceived, Min Qiu opened the official website of "Feixian" for keyword search as early as when he said it was a task name, scanned the entire webpage at a glance, and asked:

[Private chat] Qiu Zangtian: How do you know that my pet has completed the mission of Chitu?

The ancient tasks of pets are the only way to trigger the hidden attributes of pets above the god level. The three tasks of Feitian, Chitu, and Xuanyue correspond to the three different abilities of pets, such as wading in the air, moving acceleration, and invisibility with characters. Pets can only complete one of them.

Since it is a hidden attribute, others can't know it by looking at the pet, and the speed of the snow unicorn chariot is already extremely fast. If it is not keeping pace with the spirit sword like last time, it will be difficult for others to judge what it has accomplished. Which ancient mission, so even the post on the forum that focused on the ownership of the unicorn chariot did not list the hidden attributes of these chariots one by one.

The power leveling did not answer, Min Qiu sent another message:

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: What about you?How did you know?

[Private chat] Long-winded Meihua: Oh, boss, I'm in business, I'm very busy, okay, you can guess such trivial things casually!Be good, play by yourself, call me if you need anything!

Min Qiu: "..."

Min Qiu was extremely puzzled - did he seem to be difficult to deceive, or was it not worth being deceived?Why on this desolate and lonely night, even the customer service of a power leveling shop is unwilling to say a word to him?

[Private chat] Qiu Zangtian: What kind of business do you do?

Very businesslike, the power leveling copied the sentence that was just called the advertisement in the world, without changing even a single punctuation mark. It was obviously manual, but it seemed like the system automatically responded.

Min Qiu was very depressed - isn't he better equipped than other people who have been bumped and blocked?Doesn't he deserve this man to prepare a special deception business for him?Isn't his equipment bought with real money?

He asked richly:

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: As for the mission of the Chitu you mentioned, how much is it?

[Private chat] Long-winded Mei: 2000 gold [smile].

The soul of the red rabbit will be randomly refreshed on the wild maps of the six continents every once in a while. Players who have a god pet can receive the corresponding task. Find the soul of the red rabbit within the time limit and defeat it, and the pet will have the soul of the red rabbit. force.

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Give the money first, or should you take me to find it first?

[Private Chat] Long-winded Meihua: First accept the task, and then I will take you to find it. If you find it, I will give you money [smile], and you can add 500 gold to do it for you. You don't need to do it.

This payment process sounds reasonable, because as long as the task is not completed, you can receive it an unlimited number of times. Min Qiu can't see any tricks to blackmail it, but it seems that the other party is more passive.

[Private chat] Qiu Zangtian: Are you afraid that I won't give you money if I find the mission point?

[Private Chat] Long-winded Mei: I can't get money without money [smile].

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Why can't I fight?

[Private Chat] Long-winded Mei: Boss, guess [smiling]?

The Soul of the Red Rabbit refreshes the PK map in the wild, not the peaceful map in the wild of Qingquan Village, so there is only one way to prevent others from doing tasks...

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: You kill me?Just your equipment?

[Private chat] Long-winded Mei: [smile]

[Private chat] Qiu Zangtian: ...

[Private Chat] Long-winded Mei: We still have the door-to-door business [smile].

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: What is "Miemen"?

[Private chat] Long-winded Meihua: It literally means, when there is no business, I may find someone to practice, so I am not afraid of not giving money [naughty]!

Min Qiu: "..." 2000 gold converted into RMB is only 200 yuan, if someone owes this person [-] yuan, can he kill the opposite family?If you encounter something like Qing Cang Iron Cavalry, it's impossible no matter how you think about it!Min Qiu wanted to learn, and said:

[Private chat] Qiu Zangtian: Then you give me a red rabbit mission.

[Private chat] Long-winded talk Mei: Boss, do you have a favorite?How can I pass the mission without being favored by God?

[Private chat] Qiu Zangtian: Just wait, I'll go buy a god's favorite egg.

This season's feather yarn treasure box corresponds to a butterfly with a Hawaiian style. Because the shape is too fancy, the wings have more than enough area, but the texture is not enough. It looks like a cheap color plastic bag, so it is very popular. Players complain that the price has not risen, and when players open the box, they will be ridiculed when they open it.

An unopened ordinary egg is only about 2000 yuan, and Min Qiu bought it after a quick search at the trading store.

[Private chat] Long-winded Mei: Boss, don't make fun of others, the god pet egg needs to be bred before it can accept the hidden mission, at least three days later.I think you are not interested in the mission, but in the "Red Rabbit" [sweating], you have found the wrong person.

Min Qiu holding a newly acquired pet egg: "..."

In fact, he has already collected the top pet in this game, and the cultivation process of other lower-level pets is really irrelevant to him. The reason why he talked so much with this power leveling is only because the other party seems He understood what was going on with "Red Rabbit", which made Min Qiu vaguely think that the other party might be the third gay he had come into contact with besides the second brother and Joaquin.

He couldn't figure out Joaquin, and the more acquaintances had to think about future interactions, the more he couldn't ask Joaquin. On the contrary, strangers could make him speak to each other without any scruples.Whether he is a consultant or looking for a reference, he wants to talk to someone, so he should not speak secretly, which saves a lot of twists and turns, throws the butterfly eggs to the nurturing NPC, and asks:

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Are you GAY?

[Private chat] Long-winded talk Mei: ... Boss, find a friend and invite my younger brother to be skinny. I'm just a power leveling agent, and I'm not selling myself, okay?

Min Qiu has always been open-minded and eager to learn, and he is not ashamed to ask:

[Private Chat] Qiu Zangtian: Brother Lan, what is it to be thin?

[Private Chat] Long-winded Meihua: You are really lazy [sweating], you are such a big person, so search the Internet by yourself!

After a search on the Internet, Min Qiu found it. This is the software for two friends.

Its interface is no different from other dating software. It has functions such as shaking, saying hello, watching live broadcasts, and searching according to interests. As soon as it is opened, the system recommends a lot of friends and several groups to Min Qiu.

Min Qiu took a hasty look, and his eyes were full of pictures and information that were not suitable for children?His first reaction was to immediately check if there was Joaquin in "People Nearby"!

Fortunately, there is no "0.00km" away from him.Min Qiu stroked his chest and felt relieved, otherwise the APP would not be very good at preventing addiction—what boy doesn’t love spring?What if Joaquin plays this game, he is so young that he can be very deceitful, won't he be asked to leave after a few chats, and go messing with others?

Feeling the decline of the world, he casually clicked into a preview image showing the dynamic information of a person in scantily clad clothes. After a closer look, he realized that he might have been influenced by the previous forum and thought others were too explicit—this is a The photo albums of fitness enthusiasts, although their clothes are somewhat revealing, are all stage records of their fitness achievements. After all, how can they show off their fitness achievements without taking off their clothes?On the contrary, the key parts have been covered firmly by clothes, and there are also tables for diet and work and rest. The following interaction is also to discuss the mental journey of sticking to fitness with friends; The behavior that should not be shown, I found out that the man actually raised a golden retriever. The golden retriever was lying on his back under the owner's knee, and one paw was just lifted between the owner's legs. ", the picture is extremely loving; there is another person, lying in the grass, with most of his coat lifted, Min Qiu still thinks he is going to do something in the wilderness, and when he looks carefully, he has just finished tidying up his little one. In the flower garden, a few photos of the flowers he planted are attached at the back. Not to mention, they are really professionally raised...

In the forum I saw earlier, it took only 10 seconds for Min Qiu to register an account when he replied. Talking about "sex", venting your fantasies and pressures, prying into other people's stories and experiences, it seems like a group of demons dancing wildly, but these two dating apps are different, since they come here for "making friends", no matter who you want What kind of "friend" is it? People always want to know more about each other. It is best to have an image of each other through photo albums and news, instead of only seeing a name like a forum. This requires the use of this Software people must manage their own one-acre three-point land carefully in order to find like-minded people or people with the same purpose.

It is true that many people here come here for "dates", but there are also many people who come here purely for making friends, chatting, and recording the feelings that are inconvenient to confide to family and friends in reality. This place is reserved for their own sexuality A piece of private land, like those recommended by the system, they raise cats and dogs while exercising, rejecting the temptation, and waiting for Mr.Right.

Here, they are just ordinary people, without the label of "homosexuality" which seems to be heterogeneous to the outside world.

They have troubles and expectations, like all people who yearn for happiness.

Their living environment is not as difficult as Min Qiu imagined, nor is it as chaotic as described in the forum.

If Joaquin is really gay, it should be this kind.

If it weren't for the late hour, Min Qiu really wanted to recommend this software to Joaquin right now, it would be far better than the forums he visited!

He studied various functions with great interest, especially the "comrade map", clicked on it, ho!There are a lot of people in the university town, and there are also their schools!

A boy with only half of his face exposed took a selfie at the gate of the Shen doctor as his profile picture. Looking at the T-shirt and baseball jacket, it can be inferred that this person is probably sunny. Min Qiu went to the "blind date corner" with his daughter in his arms I clicked into this person's album with joy, thinking that it would be great to find friends with similar majors and common language for Joaquin!

Unexpectedly, I clicked in and saw that this person actually regarded the photo album as a "stamp collection" merit book, a dazzling array of hotel photos, every time he borrowed things to describe others, leaving a little souvenir... It's so human!

Min Qiu backed out angrily, and clicked on a person who was near their school on the map.The information displayed by this person is not from their school, and just updated a post: Come to the boyfriend's dormitory in the middle of the night, everyone in their dormitory is asleep, so exciting!

... Heideng is blind, you don't need to think about it to know what exciting things he is talking about!

The dormitory, this place where people live together based on trust, how can such indecent behavior be tolerated!

Considering he is smart, he didn't blow up the dormitory number, otherwise Min Qiu would call the dormitory supervisor to report it!

Click on another one, this person should be a member of their school’s breeding team, and most of the photos posted on the photo wall are photos of raising mice and rabbits-it is said that they can spare time to serve small animals, that should be very caring And people who love life, right?

Min Qiu patiently watched his developments with the remaining confidence in this software: "Today, Teacher X asked me to feed the rabbits. I deliberately asked him why he didn't use carrots. Teacher X BalaBala said clearly. Dui, his mouth is so pretty when he talks. Actually, I understand the truth, I just want to express that I have a carrot here that I want to feed into his mouth, I don’t know if he would like it..."

Min Qiu: "..." Even the teacher's idea is dared to fight!

He already remembered what this guy looked like, and his memory was very good!This kind of beast, absolutely don't want to get half a step closer to Hua Xiaojin!

There is also the "fetish zone", what's the point of patting your feet all the time?Can a pair of socks take dozens of photos?

And what do those who shoot shoes mean?You have leather shoes?Just you have customization?He has a lot of custom-made names, and he hasn't taken pictures of tens of thousands of dollars. What can we shoot for these styles worth thousands of dollars?So is this guy actually selling shoes?How many thousands of fans can this have?

After turning around for an hour, Min Qiu found that apart from the dozen or so gold-medal netizens recommended by the system at the beginning, who were the wind vane of the Gay world, the others were all demons and ghosts!

What broken software?deleted!Fortunately, Joaquin didn't know about it!

Not to mention another software that focuses on live broadcasting. When Min Qiu first downloaded it, the anchors were singing, playing games, drinking coffee, and shopping. Now after 12 o'clock, they can wear anything!Do anything!The waist is twisted, the collar is opened below the navel-it's better not to wear it to look serious!

This kind of outrageous software, not to mention whether Joaquin's wobbly little gay can stand such a stimulus, even a straight man like him... has a feeling of being... teased!

delete delete delete!Remove completely!Cut the weeds and eradicate the roots!

Absolutely don't let Joaquin know!