Love Genius Qian Xiaoke

Qian Xiaoke deserves to be Qian Xiaoke.

Jiang Tongyan said in his heart: Sure enough, he is the one I chose.

Forget the song, though, the gift was quite affectionate.

The little elk in Qian Xiaoke's heart is jumping happily at the moment. He was actually a little nervous about giving this gift. It is the first time we knit a scarf. This thing is like a mother looking at her own children. How do you look at it? , but others may not necessarily think so.

He was afraid that Jiang Tongyan would dislike him if he didn't weave well.

But he forgot that he was the "child"'s mother, who had been "pregnant" for a long time and "give birth" to the "child", and the "child"'s father was Jiang Tongyan.

Parents are the same, and their children are treasures!

In winter in the north, the heating in the house is a good thing. Usually, when the two of them come home, they can't wait to hang out in the house in their shorts. Now Jiang Tongyan is wearing Santa's clothes, and he is already terribly bored.

However, when Qian Xiaoke's gift came up, he didn't care so much, he liked it so much that he immediately wrapped it around his neck.

So warm.

A thick and soft woolen scarf, with Qian Xiaoke's deodorant on it - Jiang Tongyan's own deodorant.

"Why are you so ingenious?" Jiang Tongyan wore a scarf around his neck, his head was covered with sweat, "I don't even know how to praise you."

You should learn it.

Join a "Kua Kua Learning Group" and praise his wife every day when he goes home.

"Don't praise me." Qian Xiaoke leaned over and hugged his waist coquettishly, "It's fine if you don't dislike him."

"Huh? What nonsense are you talking about?" Jiang Tongyan kissed Qian Xiaoke's forehead, "I don't have a fever!"

Qian Xiaoke let out an "oops" and said, "Everyone uses a thermometer to measure body temperature, but you use your mouth?"

"No?" Jiang Tongyan said, "We are conjoined twins, I don't even need to test, just kiss to know if you have a fever."

"Little Elk" Qian Xiaoke lay in his arms, pursed his lips, and then said something that made Jiang Tongyan almost faint.

He said: "However, the temperature of the forehead is not allowed."

He blinked his big eyes, blushed a little, and twisted in his arms.

"Santa, would you like to take your elk's rectal temperature with your 'thermometer'?"

Qian Xiaoke almost flicked his tongue when he finished speaking, he was so ashamed, how could he be so ashamed?He is the invincible innocent boy in the universe!

Qian Xiaoke, an innocent and invincible boy in the universe, thinks that he should read less indescribable novels in the future, because the novels about the process of life are really morally bankrupt!

Although I thought so in my heart, being the protagonist of that kind of novel is still a bit exciting.

Qian Xiaoke looked up, and what he saw was...

"Husband, why do you have a nosebleed?" Qian Xiaoke panicked, and quickly broke away from Jiang Tongyan's arms, his eyes were round in surprise, and he raised his hand to rub his nose.

If he didn't say anything, Jiang Tongyan wouldn't notice that he had a nosebleed at all. This man's thoughts were all on what he just said.

It's really embarrassing to say, when the two first met, he had been impotent for a long time because of a word from the other party, and now, on the night of the successful marriage proposal, because of a word from the other party, his nose bleeds.

Jiang Tongyan felt that this was a bit unreasonable. How could he be the all-powerful boss, why did such embarrassing things always happen?

If the Baidu entry includes "Jiang Tongyan's Embarrassing Things Encyclopedia", then probably, once you open the page, there will be a long list, enough to drink.

Or, the TV station will give him a column "囧Kan has something to say", and he can guarantee that it will be broadcast live online 24 hours a day without repetition.

It's embarrassing.

Very sad.

Qian Xiaoke rubbed Jiang Tongyan's face all over, making it even scarier to look at.

He hurried to get a tissue, turned around and saw Jiang Tongyan raising his head, and stopped immediately: "No, no, no! You can't raise your head!"

He ran over with a tissue and asked people to stand up straight: "If you look up, you will choke on the nosebleed! Do you have common sense?"

Jiang Tongyan looked at his flustered appearance, smiled and hummed.

I just raised my head subconsciously, otherwise I would have nosebleeds all over the floor, and those who didn't know would think that the two of them did it too violently and killed them.

Jiang Tongyan blocked his nose with a tissue, and watched Qian Xiaoke busy with a smile.

Qian Xiaoke complained: "You're still laughing!"

After finishing speaking, Qian Xiaoke, who was wearing a sexy elk suit, ran into the bathroom again, and when he came out again, he was holding a towel that had been washed in cold water.

He put the towel on the same forehead, it was cold and refreshing.

Qian Xiaoke said, "Why did you suddenly have a nosebleed? Could you be sick? Why don't we go to the hospital tomorrow?"

If Qian Xiaoke had a nosebleed, he wouldn't take it as an important matter at all, and even took a selfie to make a funny face and post it on Moments.

But Jiang Tongyan's nosebleed was different, so it had to be taken seriously.

Everything about Jiang Tongyan must be taken seriously!

This is the embodiment of Qian Xiaoke's deep love for his fiancé!

"It's okay." Jiang Tongyan was dragged by Qian Xiaoke to sit on the sofa, leaning there, waiting for his nose to stop bleeding, but there were only things in his heart that he couldn't describe.

It can't be his fault, he is a person who can't stand teasing, but Qian Xiaoke's clothes are enough to make him choke today, and he still says that kind of words to seduce him.

It's good that he didn't faint on the spot.

"Come here." Jiang Tongyan said, "Sit on my lap and touch me."

Qian Xiaoke was worried about his nosebleed, when he suddenly heard this person say such words, he immediately flung his eyes at him.

However, Jiang Tongyan was not intimidated.

His "eye knife" was not very professional, it was like winking, but it was the kind of winking with a hook. Throwing it over, hooked Jiang Tongyan's soul.

The hopeless Jiang Tongyan had his heart hanging by others, so he leaned over and forced him to come over.

"Let's make out." Jiang Tongyan pulled his little partner over in a sexy close-fitting elk outfit, and forced him to sit on his lap.

"Oh." Qian Xiaoke was so shy that he almost smoked.

"What's the matter? What's the matter?" Jiang Tongyan pressed the wet towel on his forehead with one hand, and touched his waist with the other. Although he was wearing Santa Claus clothes, he didn't have the kindness that Santa Claus should have. There is a color player outside.

"You..." Qian Xiaoke was as shy as a little virgin from a good family, "you poked me."

Jiang Tongyan looked down and laughed so hard.

Got it?

Wouldn't that be better?

Se Yuanwai had no intention of restraining himself at all, and continued to pinch Qian Xiaoke's waist, pinching and pinching, and then began to go down again, making Qian Xiaoke wriggling like a fish.

"Oh!" Qian Xiaoke grabbed his hand, "You can do it later!"

worry about you!

Although Qian Xiaoke was a little anxious, he had to stop the nosebleed first, otherwise the other side would have a nosebleed later, the scene was very bloody, and he would fail the trial on the novel website!

"What are you waiting for, I'm so anxious." Jiang Tongyan said, "Haven't you heard that a moment is worth a thousand gold? If I wait any longer, how much I will lose!"

"You are good at Chinese." Qian Xiaoke was hugged into Jiang Tongyan's arms, obediently lying on his chest, raised his head to speak, and ate a mouthful of wool.

Yes, Jiang Tongyan loves vanity, and his wife knitted a scarf, which must be worn all the time, even if it is already hot and sweaty.

Although there are no outsiders in the family, no one can make him show off, but he still wants to wear it.

This is his insistence as Qian Xiaoke's fiancé.

Qian Xiaoke reached out, took off the scarf for him, and muttered, "It's so hot at home, why are you wearing it?"

"This is your love," Jiang Tongyan has been secretly learning art recently, and his tongue is shining at the moment, "As your husband who finally stays by your side after thousands of choices, of course I want to keep your love for me with me at all times. By my side."

Qian Xiaoke: "... What have you been watching recently?"

"Nothing to see."

"Bring me the phone and have a look."

Jiang Tongyan hesitated for a moment, but still handed in his phone.

As a good husband in the new era, if the wife wants to look at her mobile phone, how can she not let her look at her?

Qian Xiaoke held his mobile phone but didn't look at anything else. He didn't have the habit of reading other people's chat records. In Qian Xiaoke's view, to love him is to trust him, and he is very sure that Jiang Tongyan will never be outside Recklessly.

Of course, "to love him, you must trust him" refers to trusting his feelings for himself, not his reading taste.

Sure enough, when Qian Xiaoke opened Jiang Tongyan's reading software, the titles of the books he saw were all like this-"The One Thousand and One Nights of the Evil Husband", "The Tsundere and Domineering President Dotes on His Wife in a Way", "The Overlord is on His Way" Next".

Although Qian Xiaoke usually reads online novels, and is an experienced reader who has read countless online novels, even such a Qian Xiaoke can only feel his right eye twitch when he reads these titles.

"Lao Jiang, why don't you read the novel I recommended to you earlier?"

Jiang Tongyan faltered for a long time, and then said, "It's not that I don't want to watch it, but..."

"But what?" The two people who were going to have an in-depth physical exchange unknowingly started a serious "literary discussion".

Jiang Tongyan said: "The ones you recommended to me are good-looking, but they are skipped at critical moments. It's a bit... not enjoyable."

Jiang Tongyan said very seriously: "As an adult, I still want to watch something like that."

Qian Xiaoke glared at him: "That's all you've got."

"Not really," Jiang Tongyan put his arms around him and smiled, "I have other prospects."

"Ah? What?" Qian Xiaoke was thinking about sending him some novels that should be read by adults later, but Jiang Tongyan hugged him before he could sort out what to post in his mind.

Jiang Tongyan's nosebleed stopped, and outside the color, oh no, it was Santa Claus who was carrying his elk and headed towards the bedroom.

Jiang Tongyan said: "These novels, don't look at the tacky titles, but the content is worth learning."

study?

what to study

Before Qian Xiaoke could figure it out, he had already been thrown on the bed.

Jiang Tongyan said, "My little elk, are you ready?"

Qian Xiaoke smiled reservedly: "I hate it! Don't ask!"

When Jiang Tongyan approached him, he whispered into his ear, "I've decided, I'll write a novel when I have free time, and the title of the book is "The Thousand and One Nights of Domineering Santa Claus Riding the Elk"."