I heard you made my emoji

It is said that after the skateboard man kicked off the ground, he actually turned a little corner and stopped, because there was a relatively hidden intersection, and a silver-white nanny car was quietly parked there. he.

As if he had sensed it, just as he dived and jumped off the skateboard, the silver car door was swung open from the inside, and a man also wearing a mask emerged from the shadows. He looked around furtively, and then Turning sideways signifies that the skateboarder can come up.

"Is there no one following behind?"

"rest assured."

The skateboarder quickly got into the car, and after confirming that the door had been closed tightly, he took off his mask with a sigh of relief, like an intelligence dealer who connected with secret codes.In fact, his occupation is indeed quite high-risk to some extent, but this time he was lucky to stay in the park for half an hour without being recognized.

That's right, this skater guy who pretended to be low-key but made a high profile in the park was none other than Tang Yanrui, the new pop singer.

Since his debut three years ago, he has attracted attention because of his handsome appearance. Later, because of his stable singing skills and natural sound quality, his songwriting journey can be said to be very smooth.No, a month ago he also won the Golden Berry Award for Music Composition, and was officially dubbed the title of Heavenly King by the music scene.

Assistant Wang Xiang also took off the mask, and glanced dryly at the recognizable face even without makeup, feeling very headache for this restless boss.

"Yanrui, you are a public figure. You are lucky that no one revealed your identity today. If you are found out one day, you will be met by a reporter. If you are chased by an illegitimate fan, then that's not the case." Kidding."

He tried to clarify the seriousness of it, but Tang Yanrui just wiped his sweat casually, maybe it was because he had just finished exercising, there was still a thin layer of sweat beads on his neck, and the sweat beads flowed down the beautiful body. The lines slipped and looked indescribably sexy.

"But I haven't had such fun in a long time."

He looked up at the assistant, and there was an inexplicable childish tone in his tone.His voice was already gentle and pleasant, coupled with his peerless face and seemingly innocent eyes, Wang Xiang couldn't help turning his face away silently after taking a look.

#Where did the watery innocent eyes come from? Why does the boss just go out and roam around for a while, and the whole person's painting style becomes different? I'm so anxious to wait online! #

Tang Yanrui was stunned for a while when he realized that something was wrong with the assistant, and when he realized what he had done, he suddenly had goosebumps all over his body...

#我Depending on what the hell I was doing just now, I acted like a baby with my assistant Excuseme?#

At this time, a pair of bright eyes and big eyes flashed in his mind inexplicably, those eyes were innocent but with a hint of cunning, he could remember so clearly just by looking at them...

Tsk, who will tell him why the boy who is also a man who touches porcelain doesn't feel strange at all when he looks at him like this?

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When Jin Zhou returned home with grief and indignation, the clock on the wall was already pointing to 04:30.He casually threw the bag on his back on the sofa, only to feel that the much empty living room still made him uncomfortable.

What was the sofa like before?It seems to be covered by a photo album of a certain boy, so there is no place to sit, right?There are also a few oversized posters of a certain boy on the wall, and there is also a cabinet for CDs at home, which is also full of albums of a certain boy...

Because of his girlfriend, Jin Zhou used to live in such a house where he could see things about the pretty boy almost everywhere he could see.But now those things that made him hate and helpless have disappeared with his ex-girlfriend Wenwen, and will never appear in this small apartment again.

Thinking of the scene when Wenwen packed everything away without hesitation, Jin Zhou didn't know whether he should be happy or sad. What is this called?Is it impossible to have both fish and bear's paw?But who can stand his girlfriend looking at a little boy and licking him every day!Can't he be jealous?Can't that crazy woman understand him as a boyfriend?

Jin Zhou stood in the living room depressed for a while before he staggered back to the computer. At this time, the computer's display screen was dark, and he typed on the keyboard at random, and suddenly it turned on again.

As soon as the computer was turned on, he saw the QQ avatar of Kitty cat flashing in the lower right corner, but he just saw it and didn't intend to pay attention to it.

Well, this issue of "Foul Demon King God Tucao" has been released half an hour ago, he doesn't know how fans think about the slight changes he made in the video, at least Mao Qiran probably won't be happy, but it doesn't matter , as long as he is happy!

That's right, in reality, he is just a young stunned Qing Jinzhou who just graduated and was unemployed, but on the Internet, he is actually a mysterious Internet celebrity "Dirty Demon King" with tens of millions of Weibo fans.When he was in college, he liked to be active on various online platforms as an old driver. Later, after a long time, he tried to post a few video clips on a cool video website. Unexpectedly, the clips he made up suddenly aroused the sympathy of many netizens. Since then, the title of "Dirty Demon King" has caused a strange and demonic trend on the Internet.

Although the Demon King of Dirty is famous for being filthy, Jin Zhou always thinks that he is filthy with style and connotation, because he never makes publicity for the sake of gimmicks, except for editing some filthy and cute jokes from time to time, occasionally He will also comment on movies in a realistic manner, and express his own views on current affairs and hot spots.

Well, in fact, it’s still dirty to say so much.

Sure enough, when he familiarly opened the column of a certain cool video APP, he saw that a self-channel video called "Dirty Demon King Wawawawa" had been updated. He moved the mouse and added the comments under the latest video. Click on the area, today for the first time fans are not focusing on the video itself.

The king's demon concubine: I couldn't wait to refresh as soon as it was four o'clock, and I was relieved to see the king who had been missing for two weeks came back, but what's wrong with you, king?Or how about a messy Tang Tianwang emoticon pack? [Black question mark face. jpg]

X Xiashengfeng: I rely on the original picture of this emoticon pack to be the dark history that King Tang buried deep in the ground. How did you dig it out, my lord?

Fengyoujing: King QAQ I am your fan, but I am also a fan of Tang Tianwang, listen to me, don't use Yanrui baby as an emoji, okay?This way we are still friends.

A woman named Mrs. Tang: I came here when I heard someone blackmailed my idol, MDZZ, this idiot called the Demon King, what right do you have to blackmail my Yanrui!

……

If you want to ask why the "Dirty Demon King" is very mysterious, it is because although all the videos are dubbed by him himself, his real appearance has never been exposed on the Internet.

When he was excited in the video, he would occasionally throw out a suitable emoticon pack, but the emoticon packs were commonly used on the Internet, such as Ge Ye lying down, and it was the first time to use the black photos of the popular fresh meat like this .

Unexpectedly, seeing the bloody storm in the comment area, Jin Zhou quit a certain cool backstage without any pressure.

Alas, the current fans are really glass-hearted. Is he a black face like this?I just put a few emoticons made from video screenshots and didn’t intentionally uglify him. I can’t stand it, so what should I do next?

That's right, Tang Yanrui was the culprit who caused Wenwen to dump him without looking back.After two weeks of self-adjustment (actually in salted fish), he has completely figured it out, since he can't have both fish and bear's paw, then he should simply be at odds with Tang Yanrui!

Today is just the beginning! [Dignified.jpg]

When he finally turned his grief and indignation into motivation, he finally clicked the Hello Kitty cat's head that had been flashing for an unknown amount of time in the lower right corner.

It's already a useless cat: Jin Zhou, you son of a bitch!You actually changed the video without authorization! !You tell me if you want to die or not to live! ! !

It's already a useless cat: come out, dead child!See if I don't kill you!

It's already a useless cat: Don't you want to mess around anymore? If you don't want to mess around, just tell me, I'll rape you first, then kill you, rape again, kill you, and finally throw your body in the wilderness to ensure that no trace is left!

……

There is probably nothing that can describe Kitty's anger, because the other party has sent him more than 20 messages on Q in a row.

Mao Qiran really couldn't help but be angry, because although the "Dirty Demon King" is the only popular one on the Internet, the "Dirty Demon King" in reality is not just Jin Zhou's, because it involves marketing and other things. "Demon King" is a person rather than a trademark operated by him and Jin Zhou. If the Demon King is wiped out because of this, their industrial chain will also be broken.

Looking at the shocking exclamation marks on the screen, Jin Zhou calmly read all the cursing, swearing, crying father and mother without saying a word.Well, he understands the anger of his friend and partner Mao Qiran, but he will not comfort him.

Pop, pop, he typed a few words in the dialog box.

When the boat arrives at the bridge, it will naturally go straight: Why? ╭(╯^╰)╮

It's already a useless cat: what the fuck is wrong with your grandpa!Do you know the consequences of arousing the anger of Tang Yanrui's fans?

The boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridgehead: [picture].

He sent Mao Qiran a photo of a box full of blades. Mao Qiran was taken aback when he saw the photo, and thought it looked familiar, but this did not affect his gloating.

Already a useless cat: So have you received the blade from Tang Yanrui's fans?How are you?Can personal safety be guaranteed?Do you need me to call the police for you?

The boat goes straight to the bridge: this is the box you received last time [smile].

It's already a useless cat: ...

He remembered that he had received a package full of razor blades before, and the cold light reflected from the razor blades made him tremble with fear for a week, thinking how could his shoes not get wet when he often walked by the river, they "spiked" If there are too many series of videos, sooner or later they will be dug up by those who hate them and flogged their corpses.

Fortunately, this was actually a misunderstanding. The courier company quickly called and explained that the courier gave the wrong package. In fact, the other package box that said "office supplies" was actually filled with various indescribable props was his. ...

Mao Qiran thought of the package that had already been opened, and he suddenly felt hehe.He forced himself to calmly close Jin Zhou's dialog box, then picked up the cup on the table and took a sip of water. At this moment, Jin Zhou's profile picture flashed again.

The boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridgehead: [picture].

It's already a good-for-nothing cat: Damn, you drew Tang Yanrui?

What Jin Zhou sent was a hand-painted portrait of a character with a novel style of painting. He always knew that Jin Zhou was very talented in painting, but it was amazing to be able to draw a peerless handsome guy so ugly and make people recognize him at a glance. up.

The boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridge: Does it look like it? [Smile]

Already a bad cat: Like, but why do I suddenly have a bad feeling?