I heard you made my emoji
Chapter 28
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剁椒蒜蓉生蚝:生蚝洗净摆在烤盘上,刷油并在烤箱180度预热5分钟;再刷鲍汁酱230度烤12分钟;等待期间可取适量蒜蓉、小米辣椒剁碎,在热油锅中炒至金黄,然后分别铺在生蚝上再烤5分钟,出炉即可。
(Remarks: Oysters are a good thing! If you find oysters in the wild, you must roast them and eat them. It’s okay without garlic and chopped peppers, I don’t mind!)
Fresh Geoduck Soup: After the water is boiled, put in the processed sliced geoduck meat, add a small amount of lean meat to enhance the freshness, then pour in the water tofu, and finally sprinkle some green onion, and it’s ready to serve.
(Remarks: If you can find coconuts, you can cook them directly with coconut milk, which is sweet and delicious!)
Salmon sashimi: Wash and slice the salmon...
(Remarks: sashimi should be served with plum wine, although I don't know how to drink it.)
Saute conch meat: boil the conch in boiling water...
(Remarks: This practice is a little difficult overseas, but Grandpa Mao said that if there are no conditions, you must create conditions!)
Yellow braised mountain pheasant:...
(Note: It is said that pheasants can be encountered anywhere.)
……
Tang Yanrui glanced briefly at the [Little Bodhisattva Must-Learn Skills 108 Style.doc] sent by Jin Zhou. It was full of cooking methods of some famous dishes, plus the small notes that were obviously added by someone. I feel a little hungry.
The Living Bodhisattva of the Eastern Tang Dynasty: Xiaozhou, we are going to the wild to survive, not to go camping. Even if you remember these, you won’t need them at that time, right? [frown]
He felt that he had already expressed it very euphemistically. In such a situation, it would be good if he could find something to eat, but he still thought about how to make it more delicious, which was a bit unrealistic.
However, Jin Zhou didn't seem to give up.
When the boat arrives at the bridge, it will naturally go straight: Little Bodhisattva, you can’t do this. You live and learn, and the learning process is endless. How do you know that these things are useless?
Tang Yanrui was speechless, but he didn't want Jin Zhou to have too much hope now, because the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment when facing reality.He was afraid that he would not be able to persist in the end, and that after the show was broadcast, he would definitely be condemned by the audience, which was something no one wanted to see.
Probably because he hadn't waited for a long time for his reply, the dead child sent another emoticon in aggrieved manner.
The boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridge: [poor]
When the boat arrives at the bridge, it will naturally go straight: Little Bodhisattva, have you repented?Are you lying when you say you will protect me? [crying]
Living Bodhisattva of Eastern Tang Dynasty: I will protect you!
What the hell is this kid thinking?
The boat goes straight to the bridge: protecting my stomach is also one of my tasks! [right hum]
Tang Yanrui shook his head with a smile.
A dead child is a dead child. In order to eat him, he can use all kinds of threats and temptations, knowing that he will not be willing to refuse.
He thought about it, and felt that it was okay to refuse, and it was okay to talk too much. Under such conditions, no matter how powerful and powerful he was, he would not be able to protect his stomach to that extent!
Living Bodhisattva of Dongtu Tang: How about it, if you perform well in this reality show recording, I will invite you to eat all the 108 moves in it. [Smile]
The boat goes straight to the bridge: you do it? [Extreme Dislike.ipg]
Yo, I still despise him!Who has been feeding him conscientiously and spared no expense to please eat Jin Manju a few times!Tang Yanrui felt a little wronged.
The living Bodhisattva of the Eastern Tang Dynasty: You despise me, even if I don’t know how to cook, can’t I still be able to cook according to the recipe? [kitchen knife]
The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge: then it's a deal, don't go back on your word! [Smile]
The Living Bodhisattva of the Tang Dynasty: ...
Routine, it turned out to be a routine.
Tang Yanrui stared at the last smiling expression for a while, and finally couldn't help but raised his hand to cover his eyes and laughed out loud.
Did the dead child just grab his weakness?Changing ways to cheat food and drink with him, such as "little Bodhisattva must learn 108 moves", are all hints to himself that he is greedy!But he was still willing, and seeing his face trying to get something delicious, he felt so cute as hell.
He smiled and felt that it was not enough, the sweetness overflowing in his chest made him uncontrollably want to vent it.
He can't wait to appear in front of the dead child right now, rub his face and ask him if he dares to play with himself like this!
He wanted to collect all the delicacies in the world and deliver them to him, then tie him to a chair and watch him eat!
He wanted to see his crying expression and teary eyes!
he thinks……
Thinking what?
Tang Yanrui opened his eyes instantly, he was a little startled by some images that flashed in his mind.
He, he actually wanted to...kiss him?
-
Jin Zhou inexplicably felt chills down his back when he was looking at the materials. He turned his head strangely. The windows were closed and the temperature of the air conditioner was not low. Could it be his illusion?
So he turned back as if nothing had happened, and started typing on the keyboard.
At this time, the WeChat notification sounded again, thinking that he had successfully cheated another [-] dishes just now, Jin Zhou was in a good mood and turned to look.
The Living Bodhisattva of Dongtu Datang: Is the field equipment ready?
When the boat arrives at the bridge, it goes straight: No, but I have already made a list and am going to buy things tomorrow.
Living Bodhisattva of the Tang Dynasty: Shall I take you there tomorrow?I know a good specialty store. [Smile]
Jin Zhou's eyes lit up immediately. The little Bodhisattva said it was a good specialty store, so it must be really good. This is much better than his own random shopping, and going out with the little Bodhisattva means that he can eat delicious food ah!
So he agreed immediately without thinking about it.
When the boat arrives at the bridge, it will naturally go straight: OK, OK, let’s go to Jinmanju for lunch! [saliva]
The Living Bodhisattva of the Tang Dynasty: ...
Tang Yanrui hilariously put away his phone and stood up from the sofa. Although he was very happy to meet the dead child, he seemed to see his destiny to compete with Jin Manju for favor in the future.
He shook his head helplessly, and then remembered the [Little Bodhisattva Must Learn Skills 108 Forms.doc] sent by Jin Zhou...
Well, he thinks this is really a good thing.
-
The next day, when Jin Zhou received a call from Tang Yanrui and ran downstairs, he saw a low-key black Audi parked there. Tang Yanrui didn't get out of the car, but lightly honked the horn to signal him to go.
Jin Zhou was not polite, opened the car door and sat down in the co-pilot's seat.
"Here you are." Tang Yanrui handed him a bag of scallion pancakes wrapped in oil paper, bursts of fragrance filled the car, and Jin Zhou couldn't help swallowing with a gulp.
"Hey, is it okay to eat this in the car?"
He looked at the inside of the car. Men know a thing or two about cars more or less. Although the car looks low-key on the outside, the leather inside is all high-quality goods. Eating sesame seed cakes in the car is not to cause damage. What?
"It's okay." Tang Yanrui smiled very casually, "The pancakes are still warm, but the taste will not be so good when they are cold."
"Then wait until I get out of the car and finish eating before leaving!"
Jin Zhou said he was about to open the door and get out of the car, but Tang Yanrui pressed the car lock quickly, and then help him push the car window open.
"Just eat like this, I opened the window."
He didn't expect that the dead child who was always willful and troublesome in front of him actually had his own bottom line. He was not self-willed, but he was used to being his true self in front of people he trusted, and that truth also included Be considerate of others.
He couldn't help but smiled and rubbed his little fluffy head, probably because he had just achieved a phased victory, Jin Zhou was not angry, instead he smiled with crooked eyebrows, then lowered his head and opened the packaged oil paper to eat the food inside Pancakes come.
As the little Bodhisattva said, the temperature of the pancakes is just right for the taste. Jin Zhou's eyes lit up after taking a bite, and he quickly inserted another piece into his mouth with a bamboo stick.
But while he was eating, he suddenly realized that the little Bodhisattva was looking at him, and his eyes were a little strange, as if he was looking at something delicious but couldn't eat it, expecting and regretting.
Could it be that the little Bodhisattva didn't eat it himself, and bought the pancakes to eat with him?
He looked down at the pancake in his hand, although he was very reluctant to part with it, he still used a bamboo stick to fork a piece and handed it to Tang Yanrui.
"Would you like a piece?"
Tang Yanrui was a little surprised. In fact, he didn't like pancakes very much, and staring at Jin Zhou was just a subconscious behavior.
The dead child chewing food with bright eyes is very cute, every time I see him, I feel reluctant to look away.
Seeing him holding up a piece of pancake and handing it to him, his eyes were obviously full of reluctance, but there was no sign of taking back his raised hand, he couldn't help but lower his head, and took the pancake with the bamboo stick in his hand Hold it in your mouth.
Jin Zhou stared blankly at the face that was close at hand, those dark and dazzling eyes were staring at him with difficulty.He was almost so frightened that he subconsciously wanted to take back his hand, but the other party quickly grabbed his wrist and stopped his movement.
"Don't move, I haven't bitten yet."
Tang Yanrui's voice was very clear, looking at him with a teasing smile in his eyes, Jin Zhou's hand stopped, and then he could only watch that handsome face getting closer and closer to him.
"Thank you, it's delicious."
"..."
Tang Yanrui sat up straight when he came to his senses, but he was still supporting the steering wheel and turned to look at him. Jin Zhou stared blankly at the bamboo stick in his hand, not knowing when his outstretched hand came back to him in front of.
Jin Zhou was still in a daze, and Tang Yanrui didn't speak.At this moment, he was adjusting his breathing as if nothing had happened, because if he hadn't reacted in advance, he knew that he might have followed the trend and kissed the rosy and oily lips.
That's too bad, when did I become so weird?
He recalled the images that flashed through his mind last night, as well as a certain lingering dream that night...
His heart was beating fast because he clearly remembered who the person he was lingering with in his dream was.
The man was only wearing a wide T-shirt, and his two snow-white thighs were tightly wrapped around his waist. He frantically gnawed at the man's neck and slid all the way down. When he raised his head, he met a pair of bright eyes...
"Little Bodhisattva, is the car too stuffy?"
The voice full of vitality instantly brought back Tang Yanrui's lost mind, and only then did he realize that he had a surge of blood, and there was some panic in his heart or a certain part.
"It's probably hot. I opened the window for you, and the air conditioner can't even be turned on." Tang Yanrui smiled dryly.
His eyes slid uncontrollably to the exposed neck of the person in front of him. He couldn't help but think of the dream last night. At that time, he seemed to be quite happy to chew, and he unconsciously licked his dry skin. Lips on the ground, this action was caught by Jin Zhou.
"Do you still want to eat it?" Jin Zhou held the pancake in his arms like a baby, and looked at Tang Yanrui who was only an arm's length away with wary eyes.
What's the matter, little Bodhisattva?Since I like to eat pancakes so much, why didn't I buy more just now, wouldn't it be more appetizing to compete with him?
Tang Yanrui looked at him in a daze as he was protecting the food, and felt annoyed and funny.
Who wants to eat your scallion pancake, I just want to eat you!
剁椒蒜蓉生蚝:生蚝洗净摆在烤盘上,刷油并在烤箱180度预热5分钟;再刷鲍汁酱230度烤12分钟;等待期间可取适量蒜蓉、小米辣椒剁碎,在热油锅中炒至金黄,然后分别铺在生蚝上再烤5分钟,出炉即可。
(Remarks: Oysters are a good thing! If you find oysters in the wild, you must roast them and eat them. It’s okay without garlic and chopped peppers, I don’t mind!)
Fresh Geoduck Soup: After the water is boiled, put in the processed sliced geoduck meat, add a small amount of lean meat to enhance the freshness, then pour in the water tofu, and finally sprinkle some green onion, and it’s ready to serve.
(Remarks: If you can find coconuts, you can cook them directly with coconut milk, which is sweet and delicious!)
Salmon sashimi: Wash and slice the salmon...
(Remarks: sashimi should be served with plum wine, although I don't know how to drink it.)
Saute conch meat: boil the conch in boiling water...
(Remarks: This practice is a little difficult overseas, but Grandpa Mao said that if there are no conditions, you must create conditions!)
Yellow braised mountain pheasant:...
(Note: It is said that pheasants can be encountered anywhere.)
……
Tang Yanrui glanced briefly at the [Little Bodhisattva Must-Learn Skills 108 Style.doc] sent by Jin Zhou. It was full of cooking methods of some famous dishes, plus the small notes that were obviously added by someone. I feel a little hungry.
The Living Bodhisattva of the Eastern Tang Dynasty: Xiaozhou, we are going to the wild to survive, not to go camping. Even if you remember these, you won’t need them at that time, right? [frown]
He felt that he had already expressed it very euphemistically. In such a situation, it would be good if he could find something to eat, but he still thought about how to make it more delicious, which was a bit unrealistic.
However, Jin Zhou didn't seem to give up.
When the boat arrives at the bridge, it will naturally go straight: Little Bodhisattva, you can’t do this. You live and learn, and the learning process is endless. How do you know that these things are useless?
Tang Yanrui was speechless, but he didn't want Jin Zhou to have too much hope now, because the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment when facing reality.He was afraid that he would not be able to persist in the end, and that after the show was broadcast, he would definitely be condemned by the audience, which was something no one wanted to see.
Probably because he hadn't waited for a long time for his reply, the dead child sent another emoticon in aggrieved manner.
The boat is naturally straight when it reaches the bridge: [poor]
When the boat arrives at the bridge, it will naturally go straight: Little Bodhisattva, have you repented?Are you lying when you say you will protect me? [crying]
Living Bodhisattva of Eastern Tang Dynasty: I will protect you!
What the hell is this kid thinking?
The boat goes straight to the bridge: protecting my stomach is also one of my tasks! [right hum]
Tang Yanrui shook his head with a smile.
A dead child is a dead child. In order to eat him, he can use all kinds of threats and temptations, knowing that he will not be willing to refuse.
He thought about it, and felt that it was okay to refuse, and it was okay to talk too much. Under such conditions, no matter how powerful and powerful he was, he would not be able to protect his stomach to that extent!
Living Bodhisattva of Dongtu Tang: How about it, if you perform well in this reality show recording, I will invite you to eat all the 108 moves in it. [Smile]
The boat goes straight to the bridge: you do it? [Extreme Dislike.ipg]
Yo, I still despise him!Who has been feeding him conscientiously and spared no expense to please eat Jin Manju a few times!Tang Yanrui felt a little wronged.
The living Bodhisattva of the Eastern Tang Dynasty: You despise me, even if I don’t know how to cook, can’t I still be able to cook according to the recipe? [kitchen knife]
The boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge: then it's a deal, don't go back on your word! [Smile]
The Living Bodhisattva of the Tang Dynasty: ...
Routine, it turned out to be a routine.
Tang Yanrui stared at the last smiling expression for a while, and finally couldn't help but raised his hand to cover his eyes and laughed out loud.
Did the dead child just grab his weakness?Changing ways to cheat food and drink with him, such as "little Bodhisattva must learn 108 moves", are all hints to himself that he is greedy!But he was still willing, and seeing his face trying to get something delicious, he felt so cute as hell.
He smiled and felt that it was not enough, the sweetness overflowing in his chest made him uncontrollably want to vent it.
He can't wait to appear in front of the dead child right now, rub his face and ask him if he dares to play with himself like this!
He wanted to collect all the delicacies in the world and deliver them to him, then tie him to a chair and watch him eat!
He wanted to see his crying expression and teary eyes!
he thinks……
Thinking what?
Tang Yanrui opened his eyes instantly, he was a little startled by some images that flashed in his mind.
He, he actually wanted to...kiss him?
-
Jin Zhou inexplicably felt chills down his back when he was looking at the materials. He turned his head strangely. The windows were closed and the temperature of the air conditioner was not low. Could it be his illusion?
So he turned back as if nothing had happened, and started typing on the keyboard.
At this time, the WeChat notification sounded again, thinking that he had successfully cheated another [-] dishes just now, Jin Zhou was in a good mood and turned to look.
The Living Bodhisattva of Dongtu Datang: Is the field equipment ready?
When the boat arrives at the bridge, it goes straight: No, but I have already made a list and am going to buy things tomorrow.
Living Bodhisattva of the Tang Dynasty: Shall I take you there tomorrow?I know a good specialty store. [Smile]
Jin Zhou's eyes lit up immediately. The little Bodhisattva said it was a good specialty store, so it must be really good. This is much better than his own random shopping, and going out with the little Bodhisattva means that he can eat delicious food ah!
So he agreed immediately without thinking about it.
When the boat arrives at the bridge, it will naturally go straight: OK, OK, let’s go to Jinmanju for lunch! [saliva]
The Living Bodhisattva of the Tang Dynasty: ...
Tang Yanrui hilariously put away his phone and stood up from the sofa. Although he was very happy to meet the dead child, he seemed to see his destiny to compete with Jin Manju for favor in the future.
He shook his head helplessly, and then remembered the [Little Bodhisattva Must Learn Skills 108 Forms.doc] sent by Jin Zhou...
Well, he thinks this is really a good thing.
-
The next day, when Jin Zhou received a call from Tang Yanrui and ran downstairs, he saw a low-key black Audi parked there. Tang Yanrui didn't get out of the car, but lightly honked the horn to signal him to go.
Jin Zhou was not polite, opened the car door and sat down in the co-pilot's seat.
"Here you are." Tang Yanrui handed him a bag of scallion pancakes wrapped in oil paper, bursts of fragrance filled the car, and Jin Zhou couldn't help swallowing with a gulp.
"Hey, is it okay to eat this in the car?"
He looked at the inside of the car. Men know a thing or two about cars more or less. Although the car looks low-key on the outside, the leather inside is all high-quality goods. Eating sesame seed cakes in the car is not to cause damage. What?
"It's okay." Tang Yanrui smiled very casually, "The pancakes are still warm, but the taste will not be so good when they are cold."
"Then wait until I get out of the car and finish eating before leaving!"
Jin Zhou said he was about to open the door and get out of the car, but Tang Yanrui pressed the car lock quickly, and then help him push the car window open.
"Just eat like this, I opened the window."
He didn't expect that the dead child who was always willful and troublesome in front of him actually had his own bottom line. He was not self-willed, but he was used to being his true self in front of people he trusted, and that truth also included Be considerate of others.
He couldn't help but smiled and rubbed his little fluffy head, probably because he had just achieved a phased victory, Jin Zhou was not angry, instead he smiled with crooked eyebrows, then lowered his head and opened the packaged oil paper to eat the food inside Pancakes come.
As the little Bodhisattva said, the temperature of the pancakes is just right for the taste. Jin Zhou's eyes lit up after taking a bite, and he quickly inserted another piece into his mouth with a bamboo stick.
But while he was eating, he suddenly realized that the little Bodhisattva was looking at him, and his eyes were a little strange, as if he was looking at something delicious but couldn't eat it, expecting and regretting.
Could it be that the little Bodhisattva didn't eat it himself, and bought the pancakes to eat with him?
He looked down at the pancake in his hand, although he was very reluctant to part with it, he still used a bamboo stick to fork a piece and handed it to Tang Yanrui.
"Would you like a piece?"
Tang Yanrui was a little surprised. In fact, he didn't like pancakes very much, and staring at Jin Zhou was just a subconscious behavior.
The dead child chewing food with bright eyes is very cute, every time I see him, I feel reluctant to look away.
Seeing him holding up a piece of pancake and handing it to him, his eyes were obviously full of reluctance, but there was no sign of taking back his raised hand, he couldn't help but lower his head, and took the pancake with the bamboo stick in his hand Hold it in your mouth.
Jin Zhou stared blankly at the face that was close at hand, those dark and dazzling eyes were staring at him with difficulty.He was almost so frightened that he subconsciously wanted to take back his hand, but the other party quickly grabbed his wrist and stopped his movement.
"Don't move, I haven't bitten yet."
Tang Yanrui's voice was very clear, looking at him with a teasing smile in his eyes, Jin Zhou's hand stopped, and then he could only watch that handsome face getting closer and closer to him.
"Thank you, it's delicious."
"..."
Tang Yanrui sat up straight when he came to his senses, but he was still supporting the steering wheel and turned to look at him. Jin Zhou stared blankly at the bamboo stick in his hand, not knowing when his outstretched hand came back to him in front of.
Jin Zhou was still in a daze, and Tang Yanrui didn't speak.At this moment, he was adjusting his breathing as if nothing had happened, because if he hadn't reacted in advance, he knew that he might have followed the trend and kissed the rosy and oily lips.
That's too bad, when did I become so weird?
He recalled the images that flashed through his mind last night, as well as a certain lingering dream that night...
His heart was beating fast because he clearly remembered who the person he was lingering with in his dream was.
The man was only wearing a wide T-shirt, and his two snow-white thighs were tightly wrapped around his waist. He frantically gnawed at the man's neck and slid all the way down. When he raised his head, he met a pair of bright eyes...
"Little Bodhisattva, is the car too stuffy?"
The voice full of vitality instantly brought back Tang Yanrui's lost mind, and only then did he realize that he had a surge of blood, and there was some panic in his heart or a certain part.
"It's probably hot. I opened the window for you, and the air conditioner can't even be turned on." Tang Yanrui smiled dryly.
His eyes slid uncontrollably to the exposed neck of the person in front of him. He couldn't help but think of the dream last night. At that time, he seemed to be quite happy to chew, and he unconsciously licked his dry skin. Lips on the ground, this action was caught by Jin Zhou.
"Do you still want to eat it?" Jin Zhou held the pancake in his arms like a baby, and looked at Tang Yanrui who was only an arm's length away with wary eyes.
What's the matter, little Bodhisattva?Since I like to eat pancakes so much, why didn't I buy more just now, wouldn't it be more appetizing to compete with him?
Tang Yanrui looked at him in a daze as he was protecting the food, and felt annoyed and funny.
Who wants to eat your scallion pancake, I just want to eat you!
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