wait for you with flowers

Chapter 32 The liar who tells lies without blushing

I suddenly remembered that when my uncle went on a business trip, I slept in my own home. In fact, he was away on business trips for four or five days or ten days a month!

I'm used to it too, but sometimes when I suddenly think of whether he's hooking up with other shops or raising a few cheesy faces, I get flustered!

After the morning shift, at ten o'clock I lay on the bed and made sure my parents were asleep, then I called the uncle's phone in a low voice and asked, "Uncle, what are you doing?"

"Writing materials? Why don't you go to bed tomorrow morning shift?"

"Where did you sleep?" I asked!

"Sleep in a hotel!"

Me: "You, have you been sleeping in a hotel for more than ten days outside?"

Uncle: "Otherwise where would I sleep?"

Me: "How much will that cost!"

Uncle: "...The accommodation is reimbursed by the company. Didn't I tell you? What's the matter?"

Me: "No, no, nothing, just ask!"

The voice of the uncle chuckling came from the other end of the phone, and then the uncle sent me a video. I was so scared that I quickly turned down the volume and listened to my parents if they were woken up.

After making sure that my parents were not awake, I turned on the light and looked at the haggard uncles on the other side of the screen, "Why are you connected to the video screen? It scared me to death, I slept in my own house!"

"Do not you want to see me?"

I'm at a loss for words, why is this guy so straightforward, "Who wants to see you? Has your restraint been eaten by a dog?"

The uncle stared at me without saying a word. It felt like looking at a portrait. I was a little panicked. I was stunned by him and said hurriedly, "Yes, yes, I miss you, I miss you!"

Hearing what I said, the uncle smiled and said, "Being a man must be honest!"

"Why do I think you are a little haggard?"

"Think what you think!"

Although I was expressionless, I was very happy in my heart, "Hmph, you are honest enough, go to bed early, I won't bother you anymore!"

The uncle nodded and turned off the video. I turned off the light and lay holding my phone and looking at the ceiling. Is it my illusion?Why do I feel like my bed has gotten a lot bigger?Can uncle sleep peacefully without me?

For the first time, I feel that time is so long, and for the first time I am afraid of losing, but some things are like this, the more afraid of losing, the more I will lose!

During the more than three years since uncle left, I woke up calling his name more than once, waking up listening to my own crying more than once, and getting lost in the lonely dark night more than once!

At that time, when my uncle came back, he would always bring me some gadgets for food and use, and our little home gradually became warm and comfortable from the deserted at the beginning!

I used to think it was those little things that made our home warm, but now that I think about it, it turns out that he has been making our little home warm and comfortable!

When the uncle first left, I thought he would come back in ten days and a half months or a month at most, until I spent one day, two days, three days... one month... two months... Three months...or even a year...two years...three years, and it will be the fourth year soon, how long can I survive in the face of him who has nothing left, who has no news from him?How long will it last?

Usually when the weather is good, my uncle will take me to the river to go fishing, of course I am not interested in fishing!

Uncle can sit motionless for several hours, if it were me, I would either eat the fish food, smash the fishing rod, or throw all the bench fish into the river!

Fortunately, I bought a big bag full of snacks in advance so that it wouldn’t be so boring. When he was fishing, I would sit next to him and eat while bragging with him. If there is something he likes to eat, I will feed him next to him!

In the beginning, the uncle would teach me how to throw the pole, how to lift the pole, how to mix the feed, and how to feed the feed. Until later, when he found that I was not listening at all, he simply put me aside and ignored me!

The uncle is also very coaxing, he doesn't get angry when I act like a baby, and tells me time and time again to be obedient, and I have to listen to what he says, not this or that!

"Xiaoxi, can you stop eating potato chips next to me, it's so noisy!"

"Isn't eating potato chips kachi kachi?"

"Don't eat this, the fish are scared away by you!"

I hated the uncle for a glance, then rummaged through the bag and found a bag of pickled pepper Luo Han bamboo shoots, looked at the uncle with joy and said, "Uncle, you know the Luo Han forest in Luzhou, look, I bought it." Arhat bamboo shoots, I have never eaten this before, it is pickled peppers and I don’t know how spicy it is, hey let me break this for the first time today, and taste the taste of your hometown!”

The uncle looked at me and said, "I advise you not to eat it!"

"why?"

"Give it to me, you'll regret it!"

"Cut, just tell me if you want to eat it, don't worry, I'll try it for you..."

In this way, I took a big bite of Luo Han bamboo shoots under the gaze of the uncle, and I swallowed it after chewing a few mouthfuls, but I felt a little dizzy after chewing. My face, my ears, my stomach, my heart, my internal organs and my seven orifices are all filled with one word: I am so hot!

The uncle sat on the bench with a suppressed smile and looked at me with hot tears and snot on my face, "You have the nerve to laugh, you still laugh when I am like this?"

"I told you not to eat it!"

"Then you didn't tell me that this stuff is so hot! Wouldn't your conscience hurt if you treated me like this?"

"Haha, how is it? Is the taste of my hometown hot and unrestrained enough?"

"It's more than hot and unrestrained, it's simply unforgettable for a lifetime, let me tell you, you have lost me!"

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, tell me, how to punish me?"

"You eat one too, no, two!"

"Okay, okay, I'll eat!" The uncle took the Arhat bamboo shoots and began to eat them contentedly!

Seeing him eating one after another, his face didn't turn red and his heart didn't beat, I asked curiously, "You, don't you eat spicy food?"

"Spicy, the first bite is very spicy, after a few more bites, it will be slightly sweet, and you won't feel spicy anymore!"

"real?"

"You'll know if you try it?"

Seeing that there was only the last one left, I swallowed my saliva and took the Luo Han bamboo shoots. I gritted my teeth and took a bite. In the end, "The more I chew, the more spicy it gets!"

When my tears were about to come out, the uncle's serious face suddenly burst into laughter, and I realized that I had been fooled!

"Tong Zhengxuan, I'm going to kill you!"

Uncle smiled and ran around on the river like a nimble monkey, but I was like an old man who couldn't catch him no matter what!

The mouth is not so spicy anymore, the uncle looked at me who was out of breath and said, "Scallion is spicy, garlic is spicy, only pepper is the most cautious, after the front door is hot, the back door is hot!"

I looked at the uncle in disbelief and suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum, "Tong Zhengxuan, I'm not finished with you... just stop!"

Really, if the uncle has a black belly, most people are definitely not his opponents. Although I can't beat him, scold him, or play with him, I still know how to use Didi Fengyoujing when he is sleeping...

Uncle rarely jokes. After being with me, I don’t know if it’s because of my influence or because he is just like that, but he would joke with me and tell dirty jokes or something!

Of course, these are just like this in front of me. In front of other people, he is still the unsmiling and serious uncle who is going to die... Ahem, I am very happy about this!

But I can't stand the way he turned a blind eye to me in the store, and he would be pissed off by his indifference, but people say it nicely: this is the way to survive!

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