The European Emperor System of Quick Transmigration

Facts have proved that Comrade Li Xueming was able to successfully rank among the top snakes in W City as a Northeast person, not only because of his two bulging biceps and his family portrait tattoos on the left blue dragon, right white tiger, front vermilion bird, and back basalt.

On the second day after signing the donation agreement, Bai Tanxi, who went out to pick up the courier for his younger sister, suddenly received a call from Li Xueming, saying that he had something important to discuss, and asked him to meet in an off-campus cafe in half an hour.

——There are two cafes opened near Qixiu University, one is called Cat Lianmeng Coffee House, and the other is called Bodhi Shuangshu.Judging from the names of the two stores, it can be seen that the former is fresh and cute, while the latter takes the route of frigidity and pretense.The worst thing is that the owners of these two coffee shops are actually the same person. No matter whether the customers are young or cute, no matter which coffee shop they choose, as long as they have consumption needs, they have to obediently send money to the boss.

But Li Xueming is neither a literary young man, nor is he soft and cute. He is a local snake in the northeast called Mai Wang.

Bai Tanxi silently imagined the wild picture of the underworld big brother hugging the little milk cat and pulling the big gold chain in his hands, and then took out his phone and sent a text message to Li Xueming, setting the meeting place In the double Bodhi tree.

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On the wooden table, a dark brown incense stick is inserted obliquely in the white porcelain lotus seat.

Sparks flow in and out, light and dark alternate, and the light and gauzy smoke curls and stretches in the air, floating in the air and spreading out, gracefully curling up, and finally disappears invisible, leaving only the sweet and sour plum fragrance in the room.

High-end aroma, elegant interior decoration, high consumption, this is Linden Double Tree, a paradise for literary dogs.

Fortunately, Li Xueming didn't go out in his flowery pants and flip-flops today.Today, his old man's dress is quite refined, the big gold chain around his neck that has been inseparable all year round quietly faded away, replaced by a dark blue striped silk tie, and the casual suit of the same color on his body was neatly arranged without a single pleat. The white shirt makes him look like a business elite, and he doesn't look awkward sitting on this site.

Bai Tanxi lowered his head and flipped through two pages of the menu, then raised his hand to summon the waiter.

"Miss, I want this cheesecake, this fruit platter A combination, and a cup of latte. Brother Ming, do you want something to drink?"

Li Xueming doesn't like coffee. He can't appreciate this kind of messy drink mixed with cream, chocolate powder, foam, salt, etc. It tastes like traditional Chinese medicine, and it's bitter and sweet with pantothenic acid. It's so amazing. .

"A glass of oolong."

"Ok two, please wait a moment."

After the waiter took the menu and left the box, Bai Tanxi couldn't hold back and asked immediately.

"Brother Ming came to me today because of the matter I told Ah Qing yesterday?"

Li Xueming grinned. To be honest, he admired Bai Tanxi who was straightforward and quick to talk about things, so he didn't go around in circles with Bai Tanxi.

"Yes," Li Xueming took out a piece of paper and a pen from the briefcase he carried with him and pushed them in front of Bai Tanxi, "You can fill them out."

Bai Tanxi looked down, and found that the A4-sized white paper in front of him was covered with densely packed words, and on the top of the paper, a line of two-size bold characters almost blinded his eyes.

"Drip ‖ drop ‖ hit ‖ a customer letter of intent?"

I always feel that he has seen something extraordinary.

Bai Tanxi settled down and read the letter of intent carefully.

【1、您希望通过哪种方式来对您的仇家进行打击报复？A、单打独斗（500元/时）B、群殴（群殴打手3人成团，1000元3人/时，加人加时更优惠）】

【2. Where do you want to retaliate? A. Under the public in the lobby (add 500 yuan/hour) B. In the small alley (free street fighting clapping brick performance)]

【3. What is the body type of the thug you want? A. Thin (plus 200/person) B. Strong C. Random combination D. Designated combination (please write in block letters)]

【4. What kind of weapon do you want the thugs to use? A. Unarmed (add 300 yuan/person, and a 5000 yuan deposit for medical expenses in advance) B. Iron sticks C. Nunchakus (with opening performances) D. Others (please write in block letters, no causal weapons are provided, thank you) 】

[5. (Specially filled in for the hero rescue package) In what posture do you want the thugs to exit? A. Rolling all over the floor (realistic acting, loud voice) B. Kneeling and begging for mercy (add 300 yuan/person, the man has gold under his knees, hope customers understand)]

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Holding the letter of intent in his hand, Bai Tanxi choked speechlessly.

"Brother Ming," he poked the third item on the paper with his finger, "why does the thug have to choose a body type? Isn't the bigger the better?"

"Xiaobai, you don't understand now." Li Xueming chuckled, "Think about it, if a person is beaten into a dog by someone who is thinner, shorter, and weaker than him, his heart will definitely It’s very painful. Do you think that adding 200 yuan can make a person suffer from severe physical and mental pain, isn’t it a good deal?”

Bai Tanxi: "... Seems to make sense. Then why is there an option for the public in the second item? Isn't fighting a very hidden thing?"

"That's because we put the customer's needs first!" Li Xueming slapped the table and stood up, his tiger's eyes gleaming, "If the arrangements are made properly, not only can the customers vent their anger, but also the beating can be done. Famous! Only 500 yuan, everyone in this area knows that whoever offended someone who shouldn’t be offended was beaten up so much that mom didn’t even recognize him, and we would also shout about the great achievements of the beaten person while beating, guaranteeing that the teacher will be famous! In the next day, the whole community will know why he was beaten, it's not worth it! It's not cheap!"

Bai Tanxi was stunned. He had never seen a black industry turned into a service industry like Li Xueming—so dedicated to his work, so passionate, he could be called a model worker in the black society!

"Then I'll take it back and fill it out, and I'll take a picture for you later." Bai Tanxi thought for a while, "Because I've been busy these two days, and I haven't finished writing the report letter. After I finish the report, Brother Ming, you beat me up again, so that I can make public opinion." , how are you?"

"Success," Li Xueming readily agreed, "That bitch grandson is a traitor, who stays in school all day long and won't come out. Let me find a way to catch him and beat him up!"

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When Bai Tanxi returned home with his sister's courier in hand, the hour hand on the wall had already pointed to the number eleven.It was meal time, and the aroma of food was constantly wafting from the kitchens of every household.He stood by the back window and smelled the scent of sweet and sour hairtail from the house next door for a while, and admired the cold and bare bottom of his own pot for a while, and finally walked out of the kitchen slowly while touching his belly stuffed with cheesecake.

Ah, Lou Qing is not at home, his younger sister is living in Europe, and the system's father has returned to his hometown to get married. He is really lonely.

Just as Bai Tanxi was sitting on the bed and sighing, his cell phone suddenly rang.

"Hey, sister's video request?"

My sister must have missed him!Holding the claw machine in his hands, Bai Tanxi had a dreamy smile on his face.

As soon as the video was connected, Bai Fenglu's face immediately appeared on the screen: "Brother, I miss you so much!"

Bai Tanxi burst into tears immediately: "Lu Lu, brother, I miss you too!"

"elder brother!"

"younger sister!"

The two brothers and sister held their mobile phones (mobile phones) and looked at each other with tears in their eyes. Suddenly, Bai Fenglu changed the subject: "Brother, has my courier arrived yet?"

Bai Tanxi: "...Oh, it's here. Wait a minute, I'll show you the courier."

Bai Tanxi jumped off the bed, rushed to the table with bare feet, and finally returned to the bed with a gaudy airplane box in his hand.

"Hey, your courier." Bai Tanxi pointed to the airplane box placed on the bed, "I haven't opened this box, but the courier bag outside the box is dirty, so I threw it away."

Seeing her elder brother wishing to swear to heaven, Bai Fenglu suppressed a smile and said, "Brother, please open it for me."

"okay."

Bai Tanxi knelt on the bed and opened the pink paper box in front of him.Inside the box, a square-folded black foreign dress lay quietly in the transparent plastic paper, as if waiting for the owner's blessing at any time.

For this result, Bai Tanxi was not surprised at all.Bai Fenglu, who has been acting as lo's mother all the year round, has many years of experience in receiving couriers. I saw him reaching to the bottom of the box and flipping through it deftly, and then took out a wide ribbon bow necklace from under his skirt.

"Is this a gift or did you take it? The details of the bow on it are quite delicate." Bai Tanxi shook the cloth necklace, and then cried out as if he had discovered a new world: "Hey, there is still a bow under the bow." A little bell that can ring, very distracting."

Bai Tanxi's startled and startled voice kept coming out of the phone, almost like a straight man who had never seen a girl's boudoir, almost driving Bai Fenglu crazy.

"This is a gift, ah, my brother, don't stare at the necklace, quickly help me take the skirt apart and check if there are any quality problems."

"Oh." Bai Tanxi has always been well-behaved in front of his younger sister, he doesn't say anything when his sister asks him to, and he naturally does as his sister asks him to remove the skirt.

After tearing off the seal, he carefully pulled the skirt out of the plastic bag and shook it open.

This is a very delicate little black skirt.Different from the pink dress in his sister's closet, which was full of prints and lace, the style in his hand was very simple, with only two circles of small and small wooden earrings on the cuffs and neckline, which was unbelievably plain.However, the comfortable feel of the black fabric and the perfect drape fully demonstrate the extraordinaryness of this little skirt.

"There seems to be no problem, no smell, and no thread." Bai Tanxi looked at the skirt twice, and commented: "And the style is quite generous, and the cut is not bad. I think it will be very slim to wear. Lulu, I I think this dress suits you very well."

There is no woman who would not like to hear a man's compliments, and Bai Fenglu couldn't avoid it. She asked happily, "Does that brother think this dress looks good?"

"It's pretty." Bai Tanxi said sincerely, "The dress is very nice."

"Then why don't you wear it?"

"Okay—ah?" Bai Tanxi's smile faltered, and his voice changed in vain: "Lulu, what are you talking about?"

The author has something to say: I don’t know why dddr will be harmonious