The European Emperor System of Quick Transmigration

Alves found that he couldn't answer Baitanxi's words, so he adopted another method to express his sincerity.

"But I really like you."

"You like me? Thank you, I only like to study." Bai Tanxi said lightly: "Who cares about your liking? You like me, and I have no obligation to respond to your liking."

"Please get out, I don't want to say it a second time. There are some things that you can tell what you want. If you still know how to save face, please don't bother me in the future." According to Bai Tanxi's prediction, any young master Jiao will be killed He's so embarrassing, he probably won't stick to him anymore, perfect.

But Alves didn't play his cards according to common sense.

The more Bai Tanxi scolded, the brighter Alves' eyes became.A confident smile rose from the corner of his mouth, with an expression of "you've successfully caught my attention, woman", he stepped forward and clamped Bai Tanxi's skinny wrist.

"Very well, there has never been a woman who dared to speak to me like this. You used to be weak and cute, but now you are confident and flamboyant. I like all of you."

The black man in Baitanxi had a question mark face, and the system was dumbfounded—did this guy take the wrong medicine?Why not follow the script!

"The word back is not in my dictionary."

Speaking of this, Alves raised his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes slightly, expressing the imminence that he must win: "Oh, Amanda, do you mean what you say? If you drive me away, do I have to go?"

He slowly moved closer to Bai Tanxi's ear, and said softly to his blood-stained ear: "I'm still shameless."

As the saying goes, "give a sweet date with a stick", Alves knew that he couldn't keep beating her and scaring her, so he distanced himself from Amanda, and said in a gentle tone: "You think I'm wrong, I can correct it. What I did in two days was wrong, my recklessness hurt you, I'm sorry."

Having said that, Alves paused, lowered his head and kissed the back of Bai Tanxi's hand lightly, his attitude was so devout that even Bai Tanxi began to panic.

He continued unhurriedly: "Have you been holding back these words for a long time? You didn't want to tell me before, but you said it today, which is very good... Also, you are so beautiful today, I have never I didn't know you danced so beautifully."

"You have something to say, don't touch your hands." The remaining temperature on the back of his hand made Bai Tanxi's skin tingle, he shook off Alves' hand with all his strength, stepped back several steps, and looked at his face His eyes looked like he was looking at a pervert.

But before taking a few steps, he was dragged back by Alves like an eagle picking up a chick.

Alves pushed Baitanxi back, and pressed him against the tree with a "bang".

How can an old tree in autumn withstand such a collision?In an instant, the golden leaves on the tree were smashed down, falling to the end of Baitan River.

In the golden rain that fell, Alves used force to firmly hold the goddess in his heart, and softly spoke soft and affectionate words.

"You are more lovely than ever, my Amanda. More frank, more sincere, and more charming."

The yellow leaves that are flying like snow, the affectionate eyes, the handsome men and women, and the lingering lines.It is so beautiful, it can be called the standard feature of idol dramas.As long as there is nothing wrong with the heroine, most likely this confession will be done.

The problem is, now there is no heroine, only problems.

Bai Tanxi was so painful that he almost grinned, Alves' unexpected push just now injured his old waist.He kicked his legs in grief and anger, and found that his struggle was of no avail—did Alves, a grass-mud horse, grow up on cows?So much strength!

In the eyes of Alves, the struggle of Baitanxi was nothing more than a small joke. He didn't take it seriously at all. He was immersed in the plot of "the domineering knight and the pretty saint" and couldn't extricate himself. The protagonist starts talking to himself.

"My Amanda, your stubbornness is dazzling, just like the sun in the sky."

"Ouch—" the system finally couldn't take it anymore, it made a nauseous vomit sound, and asked the host resentfully: "Can't you tell him to shut up?"

Bai Tanxi thought to himself, so did he, thank you.

"But I don't want to see my sun go away because of an avoidable accident." Having said that, Alves sighed, "Do you really don't want the Holy Artifact of Light? You really don't want to keep it." Is it here?"

In fact, Bai Tanxi really wants to tell this evil pen, he doesn't want to, he just wants to get out of this big cult full of high heels, and find his own villain life!

However, there are some things he only dares to think about but dare not say.Having said that, there is no future.

Hearing Alves' words, Bai Tanxi seemed to have thought of something unbearable, his face that was still blushing turned pale quickly, and his whole body was like a punctured balloon.

He half closed his eyes, turned his head away from Alves' piercing gaze.

"You don't need to tell me this, I won't want your bright holy artifact." His tone was deeply tired, "I don't like you, and I don't want your favor. Besides, I don't want to rely on This kind of cheating method to obtain the position of the saint. I am pious, the God Lord himself will choose me, and you have also seen that I dance very well-so please don’t mention this again.”

"What if the God Lord didn't choose you?" Alves couldn't figure out why Amanda was so stubborn, and wished he could wake him up, "Amanda, even if you don't like me, you should plan for yourself, don't you want to be Did your adoptive parents pack it up and give it to an old man as a concubine?"

"This is my business, don't bother you, please don't make up your own mind. Let me go, I'm going to eat."

In the blink of an eye, Amanda returned to the cold and arrogant state just now, and the fragility she showed just now disappeared without a trace.

After talking for a long time, the topic went back to the original point, and Amanda still didn't get into it.

Alves felt annoyed, how had he ever been so considerate to others?His good intentions were misunderstood as a donkey's liver and lungs, his tone was no longer gentle, but also became tough.

"No! Unless you want to dine with me."

Bai Tanxi looked down at his pinched wrist, and sneered in his heart, okay, let's have dinner together, as long as you don't regret it.

The long dining table covered with snow-white tablecloths is covered with large and small silver plates. Under the illumination, these plates glisten, like legendary tableware with special effects, making the delicacies on the plates more delicate and delicious.

Steak and cod stew, cheese bread cake, and a wide variety of food on the plate.These delicacies with high-quality ingredients and excellent taste are simply unbearable for ordinary people.Only a rich and powerful place like the Temple of Light can provide a continuous supply of these foods as ordinary foods.

The food is so rich, but there are so few diners.There were only two people sitting at the dining table that could seat 20 people, one was Alves, and the other was Baitanxi.

The food is delicious, but the people who share the meal are unappetizing.Regardless of whether Bai Tanxi was drinking soup or cutting bread, Alves' eyes were always glued to his body, never moving away for a moment.

Those hot eyes are like a roller brush covered with paint, sticky and wet, from down to up, from up to down, from face to neck, from neck to chest, fully explaining what is called "vision" Shoulder", but Bai Tanxi was disgusted.

Clenching the fork tightly in his hand, Bai Tanxi lowered his eyes and gritted his teeth secretly, vowing to give this guy some color.

He glanced at the food on the table and saw a plate of sliced ​​cod on one table, raw.

"Alves," he said suddenly, pointing to the plate of bread on the far left of the table, "could you please bring that plate of bread to me? I want to eat cod with bread."

Although surprised by Amanda's sudden relaxation, Alves still complied, and he was still happy to serve the beauty.

But because the table was so narrow and long, he had to stand up and walk a few steps to reach the plate of bread that Amanda asked for.

It only took a few seconds to fetch the food back and forth, but it was enough for Bai Tanxi to change positions.

He replaced the cod on this table with the famous white tuna, which is also the legendary oily fish.

Hmm, where did the oily fish come from?Of course it was the hoard he put in the ring!

On the site of the Temple of Light, he is not so bold as to use medicine, so what is the difference between breaking ground on Tai Sui?

But oily fish is different. The shape and taste of this fish are similar to cod. The fish meat is full of wax esters that cannot be absorbed by the body.Although the taste is smooth and tender, once you eat too much, the consequences will be disastrous!

The accumulated wax esters will directly act on the rectum, causing people to have constant diarrhea, and the chrysanthemums will crazily shed oil for two or three days.As for the actual damage, it is not at all.

However, this effect of oily fish also depends on the person. Some people eat nothing but nothing, and some people eat it until they collapse.

Bai Tanxi propped his chin up, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, Alves, oh Alves, let me see how your luck is?

Alves saw Bai Tanxi happily eating a mouthful of bread and a mouthful of raw fish, and the saliva in his mouth was involuntarily secreted.

Helena told him that Amanda had a very hard childhood, and grew up with a very heavy desire for tongue.If you want to come to Amanda's favorite food, the taste will not be bad, right?

How did he know that the yusheng Bai Tanxi is eating now is completely different from the yusheng he will eat later, the difference is as big as that of Li Kui and Li Gui.

"What are you looking at me for?" Bai Tanxi glanced at Alves whose eyeballs could barely move, and asked him coldly, "You want to eat raw fish, too?"

I can't touch the monk, but of course I can eat what you eat.With such a mentality, Alves picked up a piece of bread as Bai Tanxi wished, and stretched out the fork in his right hand towards the plate of sinful white tuna slices.

These white tuna meats were originally kept by Bai Tanxi himself to satisfy his cravings. Knowing that the side effects of this kind of fish meat are touching, Bai Tanxi deliberately cut the fish meat into small pieces, ensuring that each piece is only as big as a two-inch ID photo.Take two slices when you are hungry, and you will be happy like a fairy.

But this size is still too small for Alves.He stuffed big handfuls of oily fish slices into the bread, boldly and mercilessly.The white tuna slices in the bread were piled up layer after layer, as if afraid that it would taste too bland, Alves squeezed a lot of sauce into it.

——Comrades, this is not a deep-sea oil fish castle, nor is it a heat bomb, this is a deep-sea torpedo!

Bai Tanxi lowered his eyes, hiding the gloating in his eyes, and silently ate the cod meat on the plate.

Maybe it's that this way of eating and this combination are really delicious, maybe it's because Baitanxi's praise gave Alves the motivation to eat hard, or maybe it's just to sit with the goddess in his heart for a while.From the moment he picked up the deep-sea oil fish castle, Alves' mouth was like a rabbit and never stopped.

Bai Tanxi has already become numb, God knows he has watched Alves eat three deep-sea oil fish castles, and now he is still working hard, with this posture, he will pull his anus prolapse, right?

Picking up a crystal cup, silently covering his face that was about to lose his expression, Bai Tanxi sipped the light green grape juice in the cup one after another, creating sufficient conditions and conditions for his impending urination. reason

However, maybe Alves escaped first?Generally speaking, half an hour after eating oily fish, it will be effective.Counting the time now, it should be about the same.

He shook the glass in his hand lightly, the grape juice in the glass rolled and twirled happily along the wall of the glass, a little white foam came out due to the impact.Bai Tanxi smiled and drank the liquid in the cup in one gulp.

The sweet juice gurgled down his throat, and the slight sound of swallowing made Alves' stomach tighten.

... Then a gust of shit went straight to his anus→_→door.

Wait, why does the chrysanthemum feel wet and sticky?

The strange expression that flashed across Alves' face was caught by Baitanxi, and he was overjoyed—if he didn't leave now, when would he wait?

He immediately put down the cup in his hand and stood up.

"Let's stop here today, thank you for your hospitality, but I don't think we need to meet each other in the future."

After speaking, Bai Tanxi turned around gracefully, and fled the scene quickly, for fear of seeing someone pooping all over his crotch.

Seeing Amanda walking farther and farther, but Alves was hanging by his legs by the thick shit, and there was no way to catch up.

"Grass, I've eaten too much." He cursed and ran back towards the toilet in the restaurant.