The European Emperor System of Quick Transmigration

The two got out of the car and walked towards the Grand Cherokee silently.

Coincidentally, Lou Qing, who always wears leather shoes, specially changed into a pair of lightweight casual shoes for today's date, and Bai Tanxi was already hanging on her body, walking like a cat without any movement.

Before they got to the car, they saw the suv in sight shaking violently, and the range of motion was not small.

Bai Tanxi and Lou Qing immediately stopped in their tracks, and they looked at each other subconsciously at the same time, then quickly turned their heads to avoid the other's sight, with a trace of embarrassment across their faces.

Why would a couple who hadn't been hit by a car bump into another couple who was hit by a car?When encountering this kind of thing, they can't even smile knowingly as someone who has experienced it!

The system said indignantly: "It's too much! You, the host, have never played the car shock game! It's still in broad daylight! It's just showing off!"

Bai Tanxi tugged at Lou Qing's hand, and said in a low voice, "It seems we can only reverse the car."

"Ah... um... don't..."

"Take it easy...it won't work..."

In the car in front of them could faintly hear a woman's delicate, gasping voice, Bai Tanxi and Lou Qing turned around indifferently, and were about to drive away when they suddenly heard the man in the car speak.

The man chuckled and said, "Little liar, didn't you say that you are unhappy and want to do something happy? Why are you yelling no more now?"

Then the suv shook even more, and the woman's voice became even more high-pitched.The two talked nasty while rocking the car, laughing coquettishly and panting endlessly, but they poisoned the two people watching behind the car.

Bai Tanxi endured the ear-piercing screeching sounds, and always felt that he had heard this man's voice somewhere, but where?

"Well... When I was young... You are good or bad..."

"Don't you just like my badness..."

correct!Isn't this voice the voice of Jiang Yan's ex-boyfriend Jin Shaoshi?

Bai Tanxi is very confident in his hearing. Although he has only watched the video of Jin Shaoshi arguing with Jin's mother while lying on the hospital bed, he will never hear him wrong. The man in the car must be Jin Shaoshi!

What's more, judging from the address of the woman in the car, this name is also suitable.

Heh, a person whose ribs have been cracked for less than a month can actually go outside and have a car shock. Why can't his physical fitness be heavenly?

Even if Bai Tanxi was a fool, he should have noticed that Jiang Yan's ex-boyfriend was a little tricky, so he smiled coldly, took out his orange phone from his pocket and started recording videos, pointing his mouth at the car's butt while recording. There was a little effort over there, and she told Lou Qing with her lips: "Jiang Yan's ex-boyfriend."

Lou Qing immediately thought about the issue of terminating the contract with Jin Shaoshi and his manager.Well, go back and talk to the company's lawyer team, try not to pay a penny in the lawsuit, and strip them down to the bottom!

After taking a full 3-minute video of the rocking car, Bai Tanxi put away his phone, took Lou Qing's hand and slowly backed away.

The movements of the two were light and slow, and they almost didn't make any big movements when retreating, so Shi Xia and Jin Shaoshi in the car didn't notice it, and were still immersed in the pleasure and sensation of the special play.

However, just taking a video without showing your face and only showing your car's butt does not prove anything.

After Bai Tanxi retreated to the corner of the intersection, he immediately ran away.

Panting heavily, he rushed in front of an old persimmon seller who was dozing off on a small bench, but he was terrified.

The old man was protecting the persimmons in the bamboo basket with one hand, and looked at this long-haired guy who rushed out of nowhere with a vigilant face—this guy in front of him looked quite human, why did he act so suddenly!

Unexpectedly, the young man threw down a pink note, picked up his big horn on the ground and ran away.

"Master, let me borrow your horn!"

The uncle who sold persimmons held the 100 yuan note carefully for a long time, and found that this pink bill was indeed real!

Tremblingly, he picked up the money and folded it in half and stuffed it into the inner pocket. He picked up the two persimmon baskets on the ground with a pole and turned around, chanting as he walked——

"It's a pity that I'm not very old and looks good, but my brain is broken. This speaker only costs [-] yuan on Taobao, and it also includes free shipping!"

After getting the speaker, Bai Tanxi ran to the corner, holding the phone in his left hand and the speaker in his right, and quickly set it up.

I hope Jin Shaoshi lasts longer, he hasn't prepared the big gift for this pair of scumbags yet, if this guy finishes his work early and drives away, then his 100 yuan will be for nothing!

Open the drum song page, enter a string of Chinese, click play, and a string of rigid and emotionless human voices is instantly transmitted from the phone.

Bai Tanxi immediately put the speaker close to the phone and recorded this wonderful speech.

After making sure everything was safe, he turned down the volume of the speaker and listened again.

"It's done."

Setup is complete!

Holding the horn, he stooped and tiptoed to the trunk of the Grand Cherokee, and used a bottle of super glue produced by the system to firmly stick the horn to the rear of the car!

After vigorously clicking the play button, Bai Tanxi put oil on the soles of his feet and slipped away!

Just when Jin Shaoshi and Shi Xia were having fun in the car, a high-pitched voice suddenly came from outside the car——

"Doing and loving at home is beneficial to the country and the people! The horse is broken and the car is sharp! In short, it is not good, the house and the house are good!"

It was a very mechanical female voice, but the content of the voice was so clear that Jin Shaoshi's little brother softened immediately.

Gritting his teeth, he slid out of Shi Xia's body, no longer interested in lingering, but hastily started to pull on his pants.

After he put on his trousers and looked back, that idiot Shi Xia was still lying on the back seat with his legs crossed in a daze, so he could only pick up the clothes under the seat and throw them in her face.

"What are you doing in a daze? Don't you hurry to get dressed? Listen to the content of the speaker outside, someone is going to fuck us!"

Only then did Shi Xia come to her senses, and hurriedly began to put on her underwear.

However, faster than they put on clothes, are the enthusiastic people in the community.

"What the hell is this! It's so noisy! Who is so wicked, it scared our dolls to tears at noon!"

With a bang, two rusty iron doors were opened from the inside, and an old curly-haired lady in an apron and holding a kitchen knife rushed out angrily with a cigarette butt in her mouth!

"What kind of grandson! Come out! If you don't come out, my mother will go find you!"

The old lady's voice was slurred because of the cigarette butt in her mouth, and her accent was very heavy. Shi Xia and Jin Shaoshi who were sitting in the car could only hear a vague hum, so they didn't pay attention.

Shi Xia is wearing a dress today. After putting on underwear and panties, she covers her head and then she's done. Unlike Jin Shaoshi - he wears a lot, vests, trousers, and belts.Not to mention anything else, the row of thin buttons on the shirt alone was enough for him to button for a long time.

"I'll get out of the car first, and then drive away!"

Shi Xia dropped these words, then hurriedly put on two hats, opened the car door and got off the ground.Because she was too anxious, she sprained her ankle and almost fell over.

"Damn it." Shi Xia was full of anger, she closed the car door with a "bang" and looked along the source of the noise, only to find a big yellow and white speaker stuck to the rear of her Grand Cherokee, and the sound came from It came from this loudspeaker!

"Doing and loving at home is beneficial to the country and the people! The horse is broken and the car is sharp! It's not good anyway, it's okay to have sex!"

Isn't this the mother's voice?Shi Xia gritted her teeth and rushed over, trying to turn off the switch, but didn't notice that the button of the horn was covered with a layer of crystal clear liquid!

——This is the masterpiece left before the foot of Baitanxi was oiled. He put a layer of super sticky glue on the button of the horn.When you meet gods, you stick to gods, when you meet Buddhas, you stick to Buddhas.

Shi Xia was so angry that he didn't know what to do at the moment, subconsciously stretched out his thumb to the switch, and pressed it hard.

Then it was stuck.

She exerted all her strength, but she couldn't pull her finger off. She was so anxious that she was sweating profusely, and she kept calling Jin Shaoshi's name, and she was about to cry!

However, the sound recorded by Baitanxi was still being played repeatedly on the speakers.

"Doing and loving at home is beneficial to the country and the people! The horse is broken and the car is sharp! In short, it is not good, the house and the house are good!"

With a sound of "Wow", Shi Xia burst into tears, stomping her feet and shaking her hair: "Jin Shaoshi, come down quickly! My fingers are stuck!"

Jin Shaoshi in the car heard Shi Xia's cry, and after barely buttoning 80.00% of the buttons on his shirt, he pulled his crocodile leather shoes out of the car.

"What's the matter, what's the matter?"

He walked over following Shi Xia's howling, and found that her hand was firmly pressed on a horn that kept sounding!

Shi Xia raised her head with tears in her eyes, looked at Jin Shaoshi who was disheveled, and said with a choked voice, "Husband, someone is going to mess with us... This is covered with glue, my fingers are stuck on it and I can't take it off... ..."

Jin Shaoshi looked around vigilantly, and when he found no one, he stretched out his hand to hold Shi Xia's hand and began to pull it out——

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...'

"Then what do you say?" Jin Shaoshi was so anxious to death by her appearance of Miss Jiao, he pointed at her face and began to blame: "Why are you so stupid, just touched it with your hand?"

Shi Xia covered her mouth and started to choke, the makeup on her face was messed up, she looked miserable.

"I didn't care... I thought it was water, but you are so fierce to me..."

"What do you think, do you think, what do you think is useful? Then what do you think we should do now?" Jin Shaoshi was so angry with her that he simply sneered: "If you weren't stupid, we could have taken something from the trunk Just split the horn. It was you who did not use your brain to stick your fingers to the horn. If you are half as smart as Jiang Yan, I should wake up laughing from my dreams."

"Bastard!" Hearing that Jin Shaoshi compared her with Jiang Yan, Shi Xia's eyes turned red with anger. Regardless of her hands still stuck to the car, she raised her leg and wanted to kick Jin Shaoshi!

"You sincerely disgust me, don't you! How can I be worse than that woman who suppressed my father and mother's family? Oh, it seems that you have a serious opinion on me. You think I'm not smart enough! Think I'm brainless!"

"Do you have anything else to say, ah! Do you want to tell me, Shi Xia, although Jiang Yan is only a small screenwriter, she is prettier than you, has a better figure than you, and has a better temper than you, Yes or no?"

When Jin Shaoshi heard this, he stepped forward and slapped her!

Under Shi Xia's unbelievable eyes, he gritted his teeth and lowered his voice: "You idiot, someone is going to mess with us, and you still have the heart to drink all the vinegar you have... If you say you are stupid, you are stupid! You want to die, Okay, don't drag me down! Don't forget that I'm still a person with a 'broken bone', a person with a broken bone less than a month old, and I can't let the media find out that my fracture is fake. Just stay here ,I go first!"

Shi Xia's crying suddenly became louder, the voice was sharp and ear-piercing, it fell to the ears of others, it was even more frightening than the sound of a trumpet!

"You hit me! My dad never hit me! They say a friend in adversity sees the truth! How could you treat me like this! You are not allowed to go!"

Jin put on his shoes when he was young, and took out the sunglasses and hat necessary for disguise from the car.After dressing up, he said to Shi Xia indifferently: "You are a manager, you should be more clear-headed. I will call my assistant and ask him to help you."

"Bah! You're not a man! You hit a woman." The curly-haired old lady with a kitchen knife slowly came out from the corner, spitting out the cigarette butt that was burned down in her mouth, "Both men and women, don't force your face Men are especially shameless!"

As if a switch had been flipped, immediately behind the corner door came out a large group of walled-off residents. They surrounded the miserable Grand Cherokee, pointing at the disheveled duo!

"Listen to them, this man is still a starlet! He's still pretending to be injured!"

"This woman is also a shameless thing. This couple parked in our community and messed around in the car! Is there no bed at home or something?"

"At first, I wanted to scold the person who played the trumpet for being sick, but now that I see it, I think this thing is done very beautifully! Look at this couple, they must be having an affair!"

"That's right, let me take a few photos and let my son recognize him when he goes back. Maybe it's some big star!"

"The entertainment industry is in chaos! When I go back, I told my daughter not to chase after stars. These male stars all look like dogs, and they are very unmanly in doing things. They just do it, and they want to leave this woman and leave. I'm not as affectionate and righteous as a bad old man like me!"

If you want to blame, you can blame the community that Jin Shaoshi and Shi Xia chose—the floors here are low, and the people living here are all elderly people.The old people must not be used to this kind of moral corruption, but this does not prevent them from working together and sticking to the corner behind the door and listening to the corner!To be able to experience this kind of thing in person, and then take it out to tell other old men and women after dinner, and get countless surprises, what a dignified and interesting thing it is!

Criticizing these young people who have lost their morals is also one of the things that the old people love to do. They can always pull out a sentence like "Now, the world is going down, we used to, so what?"

Naturally, the old lady and the old man would not let go of this pair of dogs and men who came to their door. They pointed at the backbone of the two people and poked hard, criticizing them deeply from the moral level.All of a sudden, the old ladies and gentlemen were drooling, that's called pointing the country, the passion was surging, the grand occasion was unprecedented!

In order to have something to brag about, the good-natured people in the crowd took out the smartphones sent by their sons and daughters to take pictures, while some of the fashionable and trendy onlookers who knew how to play Moments chose to record videos.

Faced with the sound of "click" and "click" taking pictures, Jin Shaoshi and Shi Xia could only cover their faces with their hands in embarrassment, and threatened them harshly: "Don't take pictures! Don't take pictures! If you dare to take pictures, I will let my private The lawyer will send you a lawyer's letter!"

The old lady holding the kitchen knife sneered and danced the gleaming kitchen knife in Wu Wu's hand, and spat hard on the ground.

"What about Green Master Han and Red Master Han? They're all bullshit! My old lady has been a revolutionary, afraid of a bastard like you who hasn't grown all hair yet? You're more courageous than anyone else, and you dare to run away without a woman , Now I have the nerve to bully the old man!"

"That's right! Hey, boy, you're really crazy! Let us old bones see what your last name is and where you live, a shameless little bastard! Turn around, my old girls and I have a good talk, for you You little actors who want to be so popular, do a good job of promoting it! Bah, shameless!"

"That's right, this is our community! We are all people with real estate certificates! If you talk to us like this again, you are a foreigner, and I will call the police!" Saying this, an old man with a gray beard exploded with Dong Cunrui He raised the brick-like mobile phone in his hand like a bunker, "Let me tell you, my son is the leader of the army! If you dare to touch us, try it!"

The middle-aged lady in the Xiangyun gauze cheongsam turned her eyes away in disgust, covered her nose with her exquisite green velvet handbag, and frowned, as if she smelled something bad, "Is it all a mother?" The bastards taught by my father, if I were their parents, I would strangle them to death when they were born. Scumbag men and women, what kind of pot should match the cover."

Listening to these ugly insults, Shi Xia couldn't help covering her face with her hands and weeping softly, while the speaker under her fingers was still playing Gu Ge Niang's rigid and clear voice in a loop.

"Doing and loving at home is beneficial to the country and the people! The horse is broken and the car is sharp! In short, it is not good, the house and the house are good!"

Here Shi Xia cried out, but the surrounding residents laughed.

"Oh, which bad boy made this, it's bad enough, and the word rhymes!"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no, let me give this speaker a section alone!"

"This thing is so funny, I can laugh for a year hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"I think you can play for a year, Old Liu!"

"Each each other! Hahaha!"

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